0431 Mourinho Manifesto (Subscription requested)

"Change jerseys?"

Kevin Huang found Messi and asked.

Messi hurriedly took off his jersey and handed it to Kevin Huang.

Huang Kevin patted Messi's shoulder and said, "I'll call you later." ”

Messi nodded and hurried away.

He already had a hunch that he would take the blame today.

If you talk to Kevin Huang a few more words, "World Sports Newspaper" is estimated to be able to send him to the electric chair.

After Huang Kaiwen's reminder, he himself usually paid attention to it and felt it.

Even if he is a Barcelona academy player, he is not from Catalonia, and the newspapers are very targeted at him.

This is the biggest reason why Messi is considering leaving.

Kevin shook his head and walked over to his teammates.

Pique has been doing well lately and has been heard to be very influential in the dressing room.

Summer may be the best chance to bring Messi to Milan.

As for FFP?

Neymar's transfer is a contract that he bought out with his own money, which directly circumvents the FFP.

That's what Milan did this summer.

As long as Messi nods and transfers, let the plum ball king pay liquidated damages by himself with more than 100 million cash, which will not be counted in Milan's investment, so that the world can see what it means to have money to do whatever it wants.

It's quite touching to think about it.

The king of plum balls drove the truck and brought hundreds of suitcases with liquidated damages, and finally waved his hand to say goodbye and leave in style.

In a Hollywood blockbuster, it can be regarded as very compelling.

Jose Mourinho followed the coaching staff onto the pitch.

But the problem of injury to the tail vertebrae is manifested.

Running and running, I felt a pain in my buttocks, and it turned into running and jumping twice, and grinning with my teeth, and the whole person's expression looked quite weird, if I took off all my clothes and wore a windbreaker, I would be like an exhibitionist in the movie.

Barcelona fans left the stadium quite quickly, as if the tide was ebbing.

The more than 90,000 people who had been surging before disappeared in just a few minutes, as if they had never existed.

"Great hero, today we must celebrate."

"Throw Kevin up, right?"

"Agreed!"

As soon as the Chelsea players made their moves, they heard an explosion behind them.

"You dare!"

When the whole team turned around, they saw Mourinho with an extremely hideous expression, and even Cech was frightened and took two steps back and sat on the turf.

No way.

Mourinho's expression was too terrifying to insist on celebrating at Camp Nou despite the pain.

The director didn't even dare to give the camera, for fear of being defined as bloody violence.

After Mourinho came over.

Everyone rushed shoulder to shoulder to the stands and knelt down.

Although because some people didn't grasp the balance, the scene turned on their backs.

But the Chelsea fans in the stands of the away fans were still so excited that they exploded.

Barcelona were blown up after the win against Chelsea.

What offensive football represents, the development trend of modern football, the Cosmos team.

, blow a few handfuls.

Kick them back to the prototype in one game.

There is only one invincible ship in this world, and that is the complete Chelsea.

Chelsea don't need a lot of people in this whole body.

As long as the number ten can play!

Boas put his hands in his pockets and walked over and urged: "I'm in a hurry over there, Jose, hurry up and go to the press conference, and a few more people will go to the mixed interview area for interviews." ”

"Kevin, are you going to the press conference?"

Mourinho asked.

"Let's go."

Kevin Huang nodded and said.

……

John Terry took Ramos and Luka Modric to the mixed interview area.

The reporters, who couldn't wait, immediately showed their determination and fought fiercely for the first spot.

At this time, the British are always the winners.

"John, tell me the biggest reason for the reversal."

The journalist asked.

"It's nothing, Kevin is back, you know, Kevin is always the most critical."

Terry said with his hands on his hips.

"So Kevin is heavier than you or, more than you as the captain?"

The reporter asked.

"Of course." Terry smiled and said, "If I had to choose between Kevin and me, the boss wouldn't let me get on the return plane." ”

"Wow, that's interesting. Are you confident that you will win the championship next? ”

"Of course!" Terry nodded and said, "Our goal has always been to win the championship. ”

"Okay, thank you, Sergio, it only became 4:4 in the end today, including Kevin's dragon scored the fifth goal, it all happened after more than 90 minutes, isn't it thrilling?"

The journalist asked.

"Don't ask such idiotic questions."

Ramos said angrily: "Do you think Kevin will lose? I knew Kevin was going to score near the end of the game, and I wondered if I could borrow a guitar from the hotel to perform while I celebrated in the evening. ”

"Okay, okay."

The reporter smiled dryly and continued to ask: "Then who do you think is more difficult to deal with in Barcelona?" ”

"Tough to deal with? Bojan, of course! ”

Ramos said: "Bojan is a great kid, his movement is very good, the goals are the best proof of that, he is the kind of player who you can be a threat if you don't pay attention. ”

Originally, Ramos wanted to say Messi.

But thinking of a long time ago, Kevin Huang asked him to brag about Boyan, Ramos immediately changed his tune.

The British journalist's eating alone has caused public outrage, and he hastened to end the interview and make way for it.

Modric stood in front a little overwhelmed.

Because of the war, he was particularly unaccustomed to standing in a prominent position.

It's a habit that's been engraved in my bones, so it's awkward in front of the camera.

'Luka, tell us what it's like to move to Chelsea.'

The journalist asked.

Modric subconsciously touched his sideburns and said in English with a Balkan accent: "The team is very united, everyone is very good, there is no obvious huddle, the coach treats us equally, we don't have to worry about anything except playing." ”

'That's good, what's the difference between Chelsea and Tottenham, how is Kevin?'

The reporter asked.

Luka Modric said: 'Chelsea is fine with everything, but our car park seems to be targeted by thieves and I always worry when I pick up the car every day that my wheels will go missing. ”

"Hahaha, we've heard about it too, but what about Kevin?"

The reporter asked without giving up.

They want to hear Chelsea players speak ill of Kevin Wong.

That's news.

Modric smiled subconsciously, feeling that his teeth were not good-looking, and immediately retracted, and said after a few seconds: "Kevin is a very good friend, he takes good care of everyone, it's not just a work relationship, he remembers everyone's birthdays, cares about the difficulties of his teammates, the young people at Chelsea are much happier than when I was in the youth team." Before, we had a late fine, which was that everyone had to pay money for being late or making a mistake, and one person was drawn every month to get the money, and Kevin got the money when he heard that the youth team kid was in trouble at home, so he gave him the money. ”

"That's good, it sounds like a good person, but what about playing football?"

The journalist asked.

"There's nothing to say about kicking."

Modric shook his head and said: "Playing with Kevin has a very magical feeling, that is, when you pass the ball, Kevin will definitely be able to receive it, you cut forward at a critical time, and never have to worry about Kevin who holds the ball not passing, he always has a way to score the ball or give it to his teammates in the best position, and it is too comfortable to play with Kevin." ”

……

The post-match press conference was a lot more intense.

The first leg was 3-0, and the overall score was 4-5.

It's a reversal of the century.

Praise Mourinho or belittle Guardiola, or provoke trouble to try to make Mourinho humiliate Guardiola, or guide Guardiola to dump the blame on the player.

Anyway, the reporters have already thought of a lot of options.

After Mourinho and Kevin Huang arrived, the press conference began to be restless.

The noise in the Camp Nou press room, which was full of people, was more than twice as loud.

Guardiola, who was sitting there in a daze, saw Mourinho and barely squeezed out a smile and nodded.

The Champions League reached the semi-finals, the domestic Copa del Rey reached the final, and the league won the championship in advance...... Pep Guardiola is not worried about his position.

But there is nothing to explain in this loss, and he is still thinking about where he lost.

As Mourinho and Kevin Huang sat down, reporters couldn't wait to start asking questions.

"Mr. Mourinho, what do you think of Levy's claim that you are a robber and that he is asking for compensation?"

"Pep, who is to blame for being reversed with a three-goal lead?"

"I heard that you closed Kevin before, can you tell us about your current physical condition?"

"Jose, Ashley Cole and Cheryl are divorcing and entering a substantive stage, will it make a difference if you make him a starter?"

'Mr Pep Guardiola, how was Bojan's goal today, are you happy with his performance?'

Pep Guardiola frowned.

He shook his head and said: "We didn't play well, it's as simple as that, these players showed a lot of things at the right time, but we weren't ready for today's game. In general, it's the details of how we deal with throw-ins and corners, and that's what we didn't do well on the pitch and that's why we lost. You can lose the game, but the way we lost, we feel bad about that. ”

"Whose responsibility is it to lose?"

The reporter asked.

"Of course it's me, I'm the coach, I enjoy the honour when I win, and I take responsibility when I lose."

Pep Guardiola said.

Seeing that there was little news about Pep Guardiola, they turned their attention to Mourinho.

"What do you think, Mr. Mourinho?"

The journalist asked.

"Huh?"

Mourinho was stunned for a moment and said: "It's a team win and I'm glad we won this game, it shows that we are a team that is united and can face any difficulty. ”

From the end of the game, Mourinho was distraught.

The Camp Nou did not turn on the sprinkler system, and Guardiola did not speak harshly.

This made Mourinho feel uncomfortable.

There was nowhere to vent his breath of breath.

He expected the game to be very hot, Kevin Huang would get injured, there would be group fights, he himself would stain the stands red, the referee would help Barcelona, Chelsea would struggle to win, and he and his players would celebrate wildly in the sprinkler system.

After the game, he and Pep Guardiola exchanged blows, and then fought with Cruyff in the air.

He said a few more classic quotes to taunt his opponent.

That's all Mourinho wants.

But now, as if he was the only one who cared about winning or losing this match, he threw a punch to the cotton.

"And what about Kevin's role?"

The journalist asked.

"Kevin is a special one."

Mourinho said absent-mindedly.

The whole person is lacking in energy, and just looking at his mental state is as if his team has lost.

The reporters looked at each other.

They all know the story of Mourinho and Barcelona, every time Mourinho is as eager to run naked at Camp Nou as if he was knocking high, what happened today?

Don't even say that you don't rely too much on anyone.

This situation has made journalists a little worried.

Although they don't care about Mourinho's life and death, the dead Mourinho is a one-shot deal, and they still hope that this big mouth will continue to create news.

The reporters looked at Kevin Huang.

Huang Kevin pulled the microphone to his side and said: "It's great to score goals, next we are aiming for the final, we need to see who the winner is tomorrow, that's all." ”

Kevin Huang pulled Mourinho to his feet.

Jose Mourinho's mental state has Huang Kevin a little worried.

After returning to the hotel.

Mourinho confirmed Kevin Wong's concerns.

In the past, Mourinho would have been very happy after the win.

He's not always that serious.

But in the private hotel restaurant, Mourinho just sat in a chair, not knowing what to think.

"What's wrong with the boss?"

Terry, who was holding the beer bottle, bumped his shoulder with Kevin Huang asked.

"I don't know."

Huang Kaiwen shook his head and said.

"I thought something was going on at the press conference."

Terry said, "I'm more afraid of such a head than a grumpy head, do you want to ask?" ”

Kevin Huang nodded.

He sat down next to Mourinho with two bottles of beer and handed him a bottle.

Mourinho was stunned for a moment, unscrewed it and took a hard bite and asked, "You don't like to drink beer?" ”

"I just don't like the bubbling taste, and the bitterness of the alcohol will come up together."

Huang Kaiwen shrugged his shoulders and said, "But it's okay to drink a bottle once in a while." ”

"Actually, no, I'm fine."

Mourinho said insincerely.

He still couldn't accept such a victory.

Huang Kaiwen looked ahead and said to himself: "In our country, there is a popular one, the protagonist is young and mediocre and no one looks down on him, and there is only one girl who does not dislike him and is good to him......"

"It's cheesy!"

Mourinho said with a strange expression.

He suspected that Kevin Huang was mocking him, which was too similar to his life.

Huang Kaiwen didn't care, and continued: "But a few years have passed, this young man has also grown up, he has met masters, taught him a lot, and he has also discovered that other aspects of talent have grown rapidly...... The later story is even more cheesy, every time before the competition with someone, the opponent will taunt him, and then he will slap the opponent in the face after the victory, again and again, again and again, and when the story here is over, he goes to a more dangerous place again, and repeats the story of being looked down upon by others, and continues to win the story of slapping the opponent's face, and we will feel very happy in the role of the protagonist. ”

"It's a beautiful story."

Mourinho said from the bottom of his heart.

He didn't know if the kind of thing Huang Kaiwen was talking about existed, but he had determined that such an experience was almost exactly the same as his life.

Bring it in a little bit and Mourinho feels good.

He knows the mood of the protagonist very well.

It can even be said that this is the epitome of his life.

His sensitive and proud personality is mainly due to his lack of football talent, which has led to his mediocre career.

Huang Kevin looked at Mourinho and said with a smile: "Is it because of the opponent's performance, so I don't feel happy?" ”

Mourinho nodded subconsciously.

Yes!

Kevin Huang nodded.

Sure enough, I guessed it right.

Kevin Huang took a flyer out of his trouser pocket and handed it to Mourinho.

"Church charity?"

Mourinho said suspiciously: "I'm not going to buy indulgences, they are the most heinous crimes, you don't think that with the Golden Rose you are their own people, those bastards will not give you a penny of income." ”

"Of course not, that's not what I meant."

Huang Kaiwen shook his head and said: "It is obviously unreasonable to deliberately schedule the event on a Thursday after the match day, instead of on Sunday, which is Sunday. Many members of the congregation were not able to attend because of their work, so why did they arrange it this way? ”

"You mean?"

Mourinho's eyes lit up.

He worked at Barcelona for quite some time.

Clearly understand what Barcelona means to the region.

Barcelona is the face of Catalonia.

The charity event was deliberately arranged on the day after the game, just to hold a charity event to celebrate Barcelona's promotion to the final, and then the whole Barcelona team showed its face, and it was also possible to get a wave of news.

Now that Barcelona have lost, the meaning of the event has changed.

The thought of ruining Barcelona's celebration made Mourinho's heart feel a lot more refreshed.

Mourinho took the initiative to get up and grab a bottle of beer, unscrewed it and took a small sip.

"When I was in Barcelona, it was a painful and happy time. Because they didn't respect me, which may seem like a small thing to you, the turf keeper threw water on my suit and not only did he not apologize, but he laughed at me with the first team. ”

"I understand."

Kevin Huang nodded and said.

"I was mad then, I was like a clown, even though I knew so many languages, and I was Sir Robson's assistant, and even a turf keeper could tease me at will, and if I had a rifle, I would have killed them all, and I can still remember their smiles. So I swear that I will never put myself in that situation again, I want to be a big man, I want to get ahead! ”

Mourinho said with some excitement.

He does have some sensitive grudges, but it is very rare to be able to persevere.

Many people have said cruel things like Hedong for 30 years and Hexi for 30 years, but they forgot about it when they turned their heads.

If you want to succeed, you need to suffer a lot.

Mourinho continued: "I'm like a sponge, crazy to absorb all kinds of knowledge, Rui and I met at that time, he helped me a lot, and of course Mathilde, she's a good girl, I couldn't do without her. Later, I chose to go it alone, Andrei's kid is also very important, he is my intelligence chief, several of us get together every day, frantically study the weaknesses of the opponent, make targeted arrangements, and in this way we have won one victory after another...... In the end we won the treble. ”

"It's exciting."

Huang Kaiwen said with empathy: "It was really not easy for Porto to win the Champions League back then, I remember you said before, you are the seven-time champion, coach. It's already a seven-time champion, so why care about Barcelona? ”

"I don't know, I just can't let it go."

Mourinho said with a wry smile: "Even if others say I'm stingy, I admit it, but what I can never let go of is Barcelona." ”

"Okay!"

Huang Kevin pressed Mourinho's shoulder and said: "I will find Mr. Kenyon later, and ask him to contact the airport to postpone the departure time, and if the route cannot be adjusted, let the plane go back first, and we will buy a later first class." ”

"Why?"

Mourinho looked at Kevin Huang in confusion and asked.

Huang Kaiwen smiled and shook the flyer in his hand, which read big letters for donations for Tanzania.

"Shall we smash the field?"

Mourinho asked with some weakness.

Don't look at him and say God first and he second.

But he didn't dare to mess around in a place like a church.

"Smashing the field? Of course not! ”

Huang Kaiwen said with a smile: "We are going to do charity!" ”

Jose Mourinho froze in place.

Kevin Huang snatched the microphone from Terry's hand and interrupted his howl.

"Hey, guys!"

Kevin Huang said.

"What's wrong Kevin, do you want to perform?"

Modric, who had already drunk high, asked, not at all restrained as usual.

This kind of teammate who doesn't talk much is more likely to get attention when he's drinking.

"No, we have an event tomorrow!" Kevin Huang said with a smile.

"Where to go, are you going to get a taste of Catalan hospitality, shouldn't it be now, I know a nightclub!" Ashley Cole shouted.

"Shut up, Ashley."

Huang Kaiwen scolded with a smile: "There is an event in the church tomorrow, which was originally intended to celebrate Barcelona's promotion, and as the winner, we naturally can't miss such an event." ”

"yes, I was in a church choir when I wasn't in school."

Cech raised his hand and said.

"I'm sorry Peter, but I'm afraid your resume won't be useful."

Huang Kaiwen glanced at his watch and said, "Okay, it's already 2 o'clock, now we all go back to sleep, we still have something to do tomorrow." ”

"All right, Mom."

"Got it, we'll go back now."

……

Following.

Kevin Huang got up early and went downstairs.

Unexpectedly, Ramos sat in the dining room earlier than him.

"Kevin, just in time, they just got breakfast ready."

Ramos said with a smile and a wave.

Kevin Huang sat down and asked, "What's the news?" ”

Ramos helped him set the dishes and said, "It's all about yesterday's game. ”

Huang Kaiwen picked up the newspaper and read it.

"World Sports News" really didn't let go of the plum ball king, and Huang Kaiwen felt that he had lost a lot of money when he gave them money.

They wrote: "In this game, we had eight shots on goal, six of which Messi himself contributed to, but he failed to score a single goal. As we've said before, he's been inconsistent in key games and has taken up too much of the team's possession. Yes, he scored two goals in the last leg, but it was Chelsea without Kevin, but this is Chelsea with Kevin, it is completely two teams, but fortunately Bojan did not disappoint us, at least not let the opponent clean Barcelona at the Camp Nou. ”

Cruyff wrote in his column: "This game showed us the gap between Barcelona and Chelsea, and we have to admit it. Losing should not be the reason for one player, but I also think that the score of this game does not represent the true level of the two sides, Chelsea is undoubtedly strong, but Barcelona is missing a lot of key players, and this incident also reminds us that we must strengthen the team's bench in the summer to ensure that important players do not have problems in key games. ”

I didn't expect Cruyff to be quite fair.

That's right.

This old guy has always had a good sense of the plum ball king.

Don't let him convince the Plum Ball King to stay.

I looked at the "Daily Sport" and "Catalunya Newspaper" again, and the wind direction was similar.

Before eight o'clock, Ramos called his teammates down.

The whole team changed into suits provided by the sponsors.

Most people yawn because of lack of sleep.

But a neat suit looks really good.

There's a term called the cheerleading effect.

It refers to the phenomenon that taking a group photo may make people feel more attractive than taking a solo photo. Psychologists believe that the cheerleading effect occurs mainly because when people look at group photos, the bad features of each person's face are easy to be averaged.

Professional players don't talk about their looks, most of them are in good shape.

A group of people standing there is a natural model.

Breakfast was simply solved, and the group got on the bus.

The bus driver deliberately investigated the route, and there was navigation, but it was too late to arrive.

Seeing that chants were being sung inside the church, Mourinho asked: "Shall we go in?" ”

"Let's go, go in, find a vacant seat and wait with them."

Kevin Huang said.

In fact, he doesn't know the specific process, and it's not convenient to go in now.

But Mourinho can't make a decision, and someone has to step up at this time.

Chelsea had a lot of people in the squad but didn't cause much commotion.

The parishioners were waving their hands and singing along with the stage, and they didn't have time to pay attention to the others.

In the church, which can accommodate thousands of people, the Chelsea players scattered to find empty seats in front of the pews and interact with them.

"I didn't expect me to have such a day."

Terry whispered.

He subconsciously rejects places like churches, after all, his parents like petty theft, and his marital infidelity is strictly forbidden by Christianity.

I always feel a little weak in this kind of place.

"Stay put."

Huang Kaiwen said briefly.

Now is not the time to communicate.

After the chant was over, someone came with a bag to collect the money.

Envelopes were placed on the benches, and bills or checks were placed in and thrown into bags.

Huang Kaiwen also put a banknote in at random.

Terry followed suit with a large bill.

In about 15 minutes, it began to count today's donations.

Standing behind the podium, the priest excitedly announced: "It is a great honor to tell you that we have raised 532,100 euros for the hospital in Tanzania, and together with the generous donation of the Barcelona team, a total of 1,532,100 euros have been raised!" ”

There was a round of applause below.

Kevin Huang walked out and waved at Mourinho.

Mourinho hurriedly walked out of the bench and deliberately looked down at his dress before walking to Kevin Huang.

The two of them walked up to the stage step by step, and Huang Kaiwen went straight to the priest behind the podium, and when he came to the priest, he said: "Father, we heard about this event, so we came here to offer our love. ”

"God will bless each and every one of you."

The priest's face was a little unnatural.

He didn't recognize it just now, but Huang Kaiwen stood in front of him, and he wouldn't not recognize it.

Catalonia is a very exclusive place.

The priests here are all locals.

Seeing Kevin Huang and Mourinho, thinking that it was the whole Chelsea team, it was strange that his face could be better.

"If you don't mind, can I say a few words?"

Kevin Huang pointed to the microphone and said.

The priest gave up his place with an ugly face.

Huang Kaiwen is often in the newspaper for his charity, and he has also been commended by the Vatican.

No matter how reasonable he is, he has no reason to refuse Huang Kaiwen.

Kevin Huang stood behind the microphone, lowered his head twice, propped his hands on the podium and said: "It's a pleasure to be here, it doesn't matter if you know me or not, I'm a Chelsea player. Coming here today, I hope to send my love, Barcelona donated 1 million euros, right? Then we will also make a donation, in the name of Mr. Mourinho, don't you object, Father? ”

"Of course not, how could it be?"

The priest said with a dry laugh.

“OK。”

Huang Kevin turned his head to look at Mourinho, who directly raised two fingers and said, "I personally donated 2 million." ”

"Okay, Mr. Coach donated 2 million, I donated 2 million with the whole team, I don't think anyone will donate more than Mr. Mourinho, so we applaud and welcome the caring Mr. Mourinho to say a few words."

Huang Kaiwen applauded and said with a smile.

There are many people who can see that the Chelsea coach is here to smash the field, but people have donated real money, and they can only applaud along with it.

Mourinho pulled his collar and stood behind the podium in a domineering manner, and he looked around the audience before he spoke: "Many people know the story of me and Barcelona, and I have never denied my life experience. Before the second round begins, I'm sure you locals are ready to celebrate, but I'm sorry, I won, we won! Barcelona is shit, I'm not just talking about that team, I'm saying that the city, including you, no one likes Barcelona, it's a suck here, you laugh at everybody, pretend to be enthusiastic, in fact you don't like anyone else at all, you only care about Catalonia. My biggest goal in life is Barcelona stepping on my feet, and you may think that being reversed from a three-goal lead is the darkest moment, but I want to tell you, the pain is yet to come! ”

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