Chapter 6 Tell a Bad Joke
Just because I was summoned out by the scorpion in the morning, and sacrificed my lunch break at noon, I felt no energy all afternoon, and I felt an inexplicable pressure that pressed on my heart all the time.
As soon as there was some movement outside the window, my nervous heart suddenly burst out, for fear that it would be fireworks again.
Probably because of the fact that his face was really bad, Iruka's senior asked me worriedly if I had been sleeping late lately.
I had no choice but to make an excuse for myself: "The family cat seems to be in heat, and it has been barking non-stop in the middle of the night recently...... Probably because of this, there is no rest okay. β
"Is it Naruto and the face code? They seem to be very big, are they old enough to be sterilized? β
"Hmm." It seems that it is, "...... Looks like I'm going to have to look for a pet hospital. β
"But it's because of the cat? Seeing that your face is so bad, I thought you had a quarrel with your girlfriend. β
This made me cry and laugh: "Senior! I'm busy with work every day, where is my girlfriend? β
"Really? But last time it rained, many people saw you walking down the street with a beautiful female ninja with the same umbrella. Isn't that one? β
"What! There are so many people on the street, isn't there anyone who recognizes her as Qi Mu Qian!? Because I happened to meet her at the cemetery, she didn't bring an umbrella, so I sent her there when the assembly was almost late. β
"Hahahaha, I see. But you kid can get so close to Qimu Qian, it's really unseemly! She's been very popular since she was a student. However, everyone only dared to watch from afar, and did not dare to approach easily. β
"Huh?" I wondered, "Why?" β
"How so...... She herself is a little reluctant to be approached by others on the one hand, and on the other hand, her experience and background, don't you feel a little heavy? β
"If you really want to get close to her, once you start measuring these factors, you're doomed to fail." I sighed, a little nervous, and said, "People who can really get close to her will definitely not care about this." But now I feel more and more that the really right people can be together naturally. If you want to unilaterally 'pursue' who...... I can't do this kind of thing anymore, I'm too tired, and in my experience, it's hard to succeed. β
"You're so young, how can you talk so old-fashioned." Iruka laughed and said, "...... However, it is not unreasonable for you to say this. β
Seeing that I was slumped in my seat, he patted me on the shoulder: "Okay, cheer up!" It's almost time to get off work, go home and have a good rest, tomorrow I will start preparing the venue for the Zhongnin exam, and I'm busy! β
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Back at home, Naruko had already gone back.
After cleaning the cat litter for Naruto and the noodles, and replenishing the food and water, I came out of a shower, and I snuggled up on the couch and began to think - because I felt that I had been a little tired lately, I began to reflect on and organize my life during this time.
To sum up, as long as there exists, there will inevitably be connections.
The longer you exist, the more connections you make, and the more difficult it becomes to get out.
As a result, the life of the doppelganger will begin to erode the real life as the ontology.
Fortunately, I have had the experience of sealing the golden finger before, and I am sober enough not to get lost in this experience, which will lead to the loss of balance in the end, but I feel that I need to plan reasonably now.
"The Ancient God Emperor"
Starting with Uchiha Itachi, to the four generations of Hokage, to Hinata Hinata, and then to Sasuke Uchiha. In the case of lack of energy, what identities can be temporarily abandoned?
The responsibility on Uchiha Itachi was originally to take care of Uchiha Saona, and later to help Uchiha Kite's life get back on track, and now it is almost time to let go. Uchiha Sasuke originally appeared to escape Sana's feelings for Itachi, and he has the lightest responsibility, and basically doesn't need to be responsible for anything, so he doesn't have to appear.
Speaking of which, in fact, the Uchiha's side only needs to take a look once in a while to make sure that the scorpion and Dida are not causing trouble.
And Hinata's side, because Hinata Hinata and Mai Taketori are ready to study genes together, Hinata's identity cannot disappear. However, this kind of research can't be so easy to produce results for a while, so you don't need to appear often, just go to Hinata's house once in a while to have a look.
As for the four generations of Hokage, it can disappear for the time being.
There are other clones, such as Scorpion, I'Airo...... It's basically a one-off event, and if there is no accident, there shouldn't be any chance to play again in the future.
Thinking about it this way, in fact, it is enough to maintain the two long-term stable identities of Uchiha Itachi and Hinata Hinata. And it doesn't have to be as often.
When I think about it, I feel a sense of relief back to basics, and I feel that the future is bright
However, just before I was about to fall asleep, I suddenly remembered something again, and I couldn't help but feel excitedβ
Wait a minute.
Did I promise the three generations of Hokage before to let Uchiha Itachi be the chief examiner for this middle ninja exam?!
Yes...... How could I have imagined that after a short period of time, the situation would become so complicated......
And speaking of which, the ...... Shouldn't the examiner hold a meeting before the exam to inform you of the specific process?
But Itachi wasn't notified at all - although it would be very strange for Uchiha Itachi to have a meeting together if he mixed in with a group of Konoha Kamishinobi.
Tsk, I'd better go find the three generations of Hokage to make sure.
- You've promised people, so you have to do your best to do a good job, right?
As a social animal, if you work without figuring out the working conditions, you will really panic. And after so many years, I have forgotten what the specific rules are for the second session of the Zhongnin exam - just remember the "Dead Forest", and then a group of people fought wildly, and what "heaven" and "earth" scrolls were grabbed, and then they had to rush to a tower in the middle of the forest in three days?
Is that so? I just remember that Orochimaru was crazy in there and bit Sasuke.
I sighed, and let [Shadow Uchiha Itachi] appear after a long time.
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"Yo! Weasel! β
And I suddenly appeared in the Hokage's office, and the three generations of Hokage were not surprised at all. He smiled and raised his hand towards me, and greeted me warmly, "Long time no see!" I heard that the one who has appeared recently is your younger brother Sasuke Uchiha? Is there something going on? β
"Ah...... Nothing special, just he wanted to come out and take a look. β
"He's an isotope of Zonai, right? I heard that I have a good relationship with Zona. β
ββ¦β¦ Is it? β
Where do you see that the relationship is good...... Obviously, as soon as they met, they were all kinds of unpleasant to Zana, and they found fault in all kinds of ways......
"Also, Itachi, speaking of which, I don't mean to interfere with you in any way, but the lab I gave you is said to have not been used recently...... As you know, this particular lab is very nervous, and quite a few other project leaders have come to me......"
"Ah, that." Speaking of this, I was also embarrassed, "I'll give you back the key." β
"Huh? What's wrong? The third Hokage was a little surprised: "Doesn't the teacher need it?" β
"That's right, the second Hokage-sama was very happy to say to the first Hokage-sama, brother, I have developed a new ninjutsu! The first Hokage-sama asked him, is it Shui Dun? The second Hokage-sama said, no. The first Hokage-sama threw him a forbidden art seal scroll and said, "Then you can seal it yourself." β
I finished the joke in a serious way, and then I saw the three Hokage staring at me with wide eyes, and after a while, I burst out laughing.
"Hahahahahaha!!ha He laughed almost overflowing with tears, and said breathlessly: "Alas, I haven't laughed like this for a long time, hahahaha......"
"So the second Hokage-sama feels that his soul has been hurt, and he is not ready to develop new ninjutsu for the time being. In other words, he is not ready to develop it on his own - with the support of the first Hokage-sama, he seems to have the intention of joining forces with Chiyo's mother-in-law in Sand Hidden Village, hoping that Konoha and Sand Hide can jointly develop a 'death replacement ninjutsu'. β
When he heard the first half of the sentence, the third generation still had a smile on his face, but when he heard the back, his expression gradually became serious: "'Substitute for death ninjutsu'? β
"The specific situation, maybe next time I can have a meeting with Granny Chiyo to explain it clearly."
ββ¦β¦ I always feel that the word 'meeting' comes out of your mouth, which has the effect of a bad joke...... Weasel. β
I looked at me and said, "Please don't do this. I used to be a member of the dark part of the Eight Classics, and I also had meetings. β
Hearing this, the three generations, who were still serious just now, suddenly couldn't help laughing again: "No one has ever told you, is it very effective for you to say such a cold joke with a blank face?" Weasel? β
"I find it now."
"Poofhahahaha!!" The three generations of Hokage wiped away his tears with a smile, took a deep breath and exhaled, "So, did you come to me for something?" β
"It's about the Chunin exam, as the chief examiner."
"Oh, I thought you forgot!"
"Now that I've said yes...... Naturally, it will be done. β
β¦β¦ Although it is true that I almost forgot.
I continued, "What do I ...... What needs to be done? β