Chapter 4 S.H.I.E.L.D. invites you to tea
"Listen, you're surrounded! Lay down your arms and surrender now! Finally repeat, lay down your arms and surrender! ”
"Uh, Midaiko, what are they talking about?"
Saitama couldn't understand what the policeman on the other side meant, and it was only then that Saitama realized the importance of learning a foreign language.
Midaiko ignores Saitama, who has now fully stepped into the role, from a robber to a weak hostage.
"I was kidnapped by this man! I'm so scared, Mr. Policeman, please help me! Mei Daiko looked panicked and scared, and Pear Blossom called for help to the police officer opposite.
Saitama couldn't understand what those policemen meant, but she could roughly understand what Midaiko was doing now, this woman obviously wanted to reverse black and white, confuse right and wrong, and wanted to turn from a wicked person to an innocent victim through her superb acting skills.
If Midaiko succeeds in fooling those cops, Saitama's consequences will be in trouble.
Saitama didn't make any moves, but at this time, Mei Daiko did not retreat but advanced, and the whole person clinged to Saitama's arms.
"What are you doing! Perverted? Saitama looked slightly stunned, and subconsciously stepped back.
The next picture is very embarrassing, Mei Daizi pounced in the air, and then the whole person "poofed" on the ground, fell a dog gnawed mud, and she looked very embarrassed now.
Mei Daiko, who has always felt that her appearance is superior, and she is not inferior to a female star at all, is full of resentment towards Saitama at this moment: "Scold me for being a pervert, you are a dead pervert!" It doesn't matter if the beauty throws herself into her arms and doesn't accept it, don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? You don't have any special fetishes, okay! ”
"What a strange woman you are! I hate you more and more! Saitama said with a frown.
At the moment when the two were at a stalemate, the officers quickly approached with their guns in hand.
"What is that hostage doing?"
"I don't know, how do I feel that the woman held the man hostage."
"No matter, take control of the situation immediately and rescue the hostages."
Midaiko was protected by several police officers while the muzzles of a dozen black holes were pointed at Saitama.
Midaiko was picked up by a female police officer, and immediately pretended to be pitiful and hid behind the police officer, and then, she looked at Saitama with a victorious smile on her face.
Saitama looked at the situation in front of him, it was obvious that something was not right, he frowned slightly, and was about to speak, when suddenly a male voice full of anger came out from behind everyone.
The crowd was divided into two parts, and a tall, lanky agent walked over, followed by several other people.
Saitama saw that these guys were not Mei Daiko's accomplices, and at this moment they were handcuffed on their hands, and they pointed at Mei Daiko dejectedly, and said something to the detective.
After listening to the testimony of several people, the detective and other police officers all looked at Mei Daizi with unkind expressions.
"You stupid pigs!"
Mei Daizi was annoyed and angry, pointing at a few of her pig teammates and scolding, before she could continue to spill, the female police officer who had just supported Mei Daizi instantly turned her face, turned around and pressed Mei Daizi to the ground, and put handcuffs on her hands upside down.
These people, including Mei Daiko, were taken away.
"I'm sorry, sir, we just misunderstood you." The agent stepped forward and said to Saitama with an apologetic expression.
Saitama probably understood that the police officer in front of him was expressing an apology to himself, and Saitama's face was gloomy, touching his bald head and showing a kind smile.
"But, sir, we need you to come with us to the police station." The agent said again.
This time Saitama didn't understand: "What are you talking about?" ”
"What do you say?" The detectives didn't understand either.
The two of them stared at each other, because of the language barrier, it was inconvenient to communicate, and at this time the two realized at the same time that it was really important to learn a foreign language well.
Fortunately, the detective also had an idea, and he contacted the translator of the department to explain the meaning to Saitama clearly, and Saitama then understood, it turned out that he still needed to go to the police station to make a record.
It's not a big deal anyway, but I don't have a passport or identity certificate in the United States, so I may be able to take the opportunity to be repatriated to Japan, so I can save money on air tickets.
In the police station, Saitama explained his experience to these police officers in detail, and after making the record, Saitama was ready to be sent back to Japan immediately.
He sat in the police station, drinking tea while eating the sandwich provided to him for free, Saitama felt a little regretful about this trip, after all, he finally went abroad, and his ass was not hot and went home, did he miss an opportunity to travel for free, and there are still a lot of hair loss and baldness in this country, no one here should say that he is bald at a young age.
It just so happened that two young police officers with bare heads walked in front of Saitama, and at this moment, Saitama looked at the top of their desolate heads and showed a smile of relief.
Meanwhile, in the sheriff's office, an agent reports to his commander about Saitama.
"Sir, this person is simply too strange, what he said, about the city where he lives and the people around him and many strange events, there is no record in the database, we also asked the Japanese side, they also said that there is no such incident at all, even Saitama this person, after screening out all the names and similar characters, it is confirmed that there is no existence at all, this Saitama, as if it appeared out of thin air, not only that, according to the confessions of those robbers, This Saitama also has a great ability to catch bullets with his bare hands, and I guess he should be a special person! ”
After listening to the detective's report, the sheriff frowned, and looked at the information sorted out by the detective in his hand with a solemn face.
"This matter is no longer something we can handle, notify S.H.I.E.L.D. immediately and let them send someone over."
"Yes! Sir! The agent turned and left the office.
After the agent left, the sheriff picked up his phone and dialed another number.
Saitama didn't know any of these things, and he was still waiting for a free ticket to send him home.
"Anyway, these people are so slow to do things, don't they want to provide me with free air tickets? Forget it, go get some free milk to drink. ”
Saitama had just filled a glass of fragrant hot milk when there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps in the hallway.
Two white men in black suits strode towards Saitama.
"First meeting, Mr. Saitama." The first person greeted Saitama with a smile on his face.
"Uh, hello, would you like hot milk?" Saitama took the hot milk and responded nonchalantly.
"No, thank you, the two of us are agents affiliated with S.H.I.E.L.D., and your situation is a bit special, so our director wants you to go to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters with us."
"Uh, are you taking me to get my ticket reimbursed?" Saitama took a sip of hot milk, and the warm feeling made him comfortable.
"Reimbursement of airfare?" The two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents glanced at each other, but neither understood what Saitama meant.
"Aren't you going to send me back to Japan?" Saitama felt that something was not right, so he took another sip of the hot milk in his hand, and by this time the cup had bottomed out, and Saitama turned around and took another full glass.
The two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents understood that Saitama was probably thinking about returning home.
"Your situation is very complicated, and we can't explain it here, please come with us to the headquarters, and our director will explain it to you."
"Well, alright." Saitama craned her neck and drank the milk, then asked, "Do you have any good drinks there?" ”
The two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents were slightly stunned when they heard this, and then showed embarrassed looks: "Sorry, we don't serve drinks there, but our director can invite you to tea." ”
"Okay then." Saitama said, turning around and taking another glass of hot milk.
"Let's go."