Chapter 32: Don't mess with that bald head
A Skrull fell from the second floor and smashed the table.
The movement here immediately attracted the attention of countless aliens, and several alien giants who served as security guards at the bar grabbed their weapons at the same time, and strode towards here with a frown.
The Skrull, who had smashed the table, was lying at Saitama's feet, letting out a dull wail and coughing up blood.
Saitama leaned over and asked with concern, "Hey, are you okay?" ”
The Skrull reluctantly raised his head and looked at Saitama with a plaintive expression, "Big brother, do you look like I'm okay now?" I was obviously badly injured and died by accident, okay? ”
Gamora stepped forward, frowning to check the Skrull's injuries, and nodded to Star-Lord and the others.
"Save him." Star-Lord said.
Saitama made way for Gamora, and he quietly sat down at the bar not too far from here, and the bartender was probably not surprised in this kind of place, still doing what he was doing in an orderly manner.
Several bar security guards glanced at Saitama without paying much attention, and then stopped and stood in front of Star-Lord and the others, and one of the alien giants asked with an unkind expression, "Is this Skrull with you?" ”
"It's a bit of a problem."
Star-Lord frowned and was about to explain, when heavy footsteps came from the second floor, and several tall aliens stepped down from it.
"It's a Zetari ......"
Several bar security guards who were carrying weapons and preparing to maintain order saw a group of Zetarians coming down from the second floor, and their original fierce and vicious appearance suddenly shrank, turning into well-behaved little rabbits.
The other aliens in the bar were also silent after seeing a few people coming down from the second floor, and most of them began to sneak away quietly through the back door, and even the bartender, who was still indifferent just now, shrank under the bar at this moment, trembling at the people who came down from the second floor.
Saitama was a little surprised, are these guys that scary?
Driven by curiosity, Saitama tilted her head to take a closer look.
"I think I've seen ...... somewhere?"
Among those guys, there are indeed a few figures that are very familiar, especially one of them who is wearing power armor and carrying a huge war knife in his hand.
Before Saitama could fully see it, Groot was already in front of him.
Rocket Raccoon jumped next to Saitama at this time: "It's the Zetarians, the notorious bastards and robbers of the universe, the villains who kill people without blinking, and they are still Thanos' men, the infamous Titan tyrants. ”
Rocket Raccoon unceremoniously took a drink from the bar, took a few sips, and added at the end: "However, Lao Tzu is not afraid of him." ”
"I'm Groot." Groot on the side said kindly, two small guys, with treacherous and hideous expressions, but Saitama was slightly stunned, it seemed that they were all ruthless.
Several other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy were all vigilant and ready to fight at any time.
The originally noisy bar was silent at this time, and the remaining people who hadn't had time to sneak out didn't even dare to breathe.
Star-Lord secretly shouted bad luck, he regretted taking that task very much, and now this Skrull employer has provoked the Zetarians for some reason, seeing that he is beaten like this, if he hangs up, eighty percent of his salary will be wasted.
But what's even more unfortunate is that these Zetarians, known as the number one robber in the universe, will never tell you anything, and if you want to keep your employer, you will inevitably get into some trouble.
Star-Lord looked at Skrull's employer, who was being healed by Gamora and the Mantis Woman, and with a look of disgust, he complained, "What a guy who can get into trouble." ”
"Fuck off, little man." The first Zetari was more than two meters tall, with a huge body covered with skeletal armor like a skeleton, which looked extremely hideous and shocking.
After the leading Zetari said this, the other Zetarians raised their weapons one after another, aiming at Star-Lord and the others in front of them.
Star-Lord looked at the battle in front of him, and felt that he was afraid that if he said more, he would start fighting, and his side was at an obvious disadvantage.
At this time, among the Zetarians, the guy with the big knife happened to notice Saitama sitting at the bar.
That bald, reflective, iconic bald head is enough to awaken horrific memories that all Zetarians will never forget.
"You! Light...... Bald ......"
"Gsta, what's wrong with you?" Noticing the unusual behavior of his companion, the Zetari led by him asked.
Gsta's huge body had shaken into a sieve at the moment, and he slowly raised his hand to the bar, and said tremblingly, "Bald head...... The bald head...... He's here! ”
Hearing this title, for a moment, all the Zetarians were shocked, and they all turned their stiff necks to look at Saitama.
At this time, Saitama was sitting on the bar, just holding a hot drink while drinking, while looking at those rather deterrent Zetarians like salted fish, completely unaware of how familiar these guys in front of him were, after all, there have been a lot of aliens I have seen recently, and they are dizzying, plus the Zetari soldiers who invaded the earth at the beginning were all covered with metal armor, and most of the high-end combatants in the spaceship were hidden in the dark and difficult to see, so Saitama didn't remember what the Zetari looked like.
But when Saitama saw Gsta, who raised his hand and pointed at him, Saitama suddenly remembered why these guys in front of him were so familiar.
"Oh! I think of you! Saitama looked suddenly enlightened, put down the hot drink in her hand and jumped off the high chair in front of the bar.
Seeing Saitama slowly walking towards them, just now he was full of force, and the ruthless Zetari wanted to cry, and he finally escaped before the spaceship exploded, thinking that it would be safe to stay away from the earth, but he didn't expect to meet that terrifying bald head on the planet of Conradchate!
"What are these guys doing?"
Before Star-Lord and the others could understand what was going on, Saitama was already standing next to him and said to these Zetarians, "You guys are the guys who invaded Earth last time." ”
Saitama was already rubbing his fists at this time, and the joints made a rattling sound.
"Ahh Mommy, I'm coming home! ”
One Zetari had already been scared to tears on the spot, and the others were no better, and there was basically one thought in their heads:
"What to do? What to do? Death, death! ”
A strong desire to survive instantly filled their brains, so they repeated their old tricks, "poof" and "poof" instantly knelt down, and shouted with repentance on their faces: "Great earthlings, we were wrong!" We don't dare anymore! It's all ......."
Last time, they were able to pull Loki out as a scapegoat, and this time they couldn't think of anyone who could take the role.
Looking left and right in a panic, these guys are determined to find a soft persimmon to pinch, and finally point to the rocket raccoon in front of the bar, after all, the red panda looks very good.
"It's all that guy's fault! We are mistaken for its lies! The Zetarians are peace-loving innocents! ”
"It's about me!"
The Rocket Raccoon exploded in an instant, roared and raised his Gauss submachine gun and fired wildly, most of these poor Zetarians died in an instant, and several thickly armored guys still couldn't escape Saitama's sanctions.
The Zetari bandits, who had just shocked the audience with their momentum, were now cold, and they didn't understand until they died, that cute looking red panda was so ferocious, and sure enough, humans and animals were harmless, just like the terrifying bald demon king.
Since then, a terrifying legend has quietly become popular in the universe: "Don't mess with earthlings, especially bald and shiny bald heads!" ”