Sixty-eight, a monk with red lips and white teeth
There is a strange rule in the Fuzen Temple, only with incense in hand can you ask for the most effective marriage lot.
Of course, this is not a one-family strategy, and many monasteries will also use this way to make some incense money, and then everyone acquiesces to this and everyone shudder......
But this floating temple is strange in that the incense is free.
Pilgrims have five kinds of incense to ask for, and the order of price is 100 years old, the world, Changming, Longxiang, and Buddha.
Among them, the "hundred-year-old" sincerity is regarded as incense money, and there is no need to break the fee, but the price of the second level of "the world" has soared to 50 yuan per stick, until the "Buddha complains" is 5W - after all, it is the Buddha, and it is a little more expensive when it is more expensive......
But even so, this incense is not extinguished, and it has its own wonders.
"Hurry up, Ah Ting, this is a spirit!"
Concubine Qi Yu dragged the court and rushed to the incense hall, and then Ji Chunyang hooked Beitangxiu's shoulders and put his back on his back, looking like he didn't know anyone.
As they entered, several pilgrims were reverently clasping their hands together in reverent worship of the Buddha.
And a pretty monk with red lips and white teeth, at the moment, is holding Mu Bing in his hand, sitting on the futon, tapping the wooden fish, and silently chanting something.
"Ah Xiu!"
Ji Chunyang suddenly came over and whispered into his ear:
"Look at that monk, how does he look like a girl!"
Beitangxiu glanced back at him, a little curious about how he lost his anger so quickly this time, but as soon as he saw the monk, he instantly understood.
The head is bare, but the skin is extremely white, probably between the Beitang Show and the Yuanting Shiyu, with a glowing feeling, I don't know if it is the Buddhist's [Glass Pure Body Exquisite Heart].
At a glance, it seems that he can only think of the word red lips and white teeth, and he can be called 'beauty'.
It's so pretty.
Looking closely, the monk's appearance was inexplicably familiar, but Beitang Xiu was sure that he couldn't find the overlap in his memory, so he didn't think much about it.
After all, he didn't know any religious people.
At this time, the concubine had already pulled Ting Shiyu to ask for incense, and began to worship the Buddha, Ji Chunyang was still standing at the door, secretly screaming in her heart that it was a pity.
Beitangxiu glanced at Ji Chunyang silently, although he knew very well that Lao Ji only liked concubines, but this didn't seem to affect him to be an astringent critic, a real old critic.
Beitangxiu didn't believe in gods and Buddhas since he was a child, so he didn't have the intention of lighting incense and asking for signs, so he just stood aside and watched the rain play in the court.
And then......
Ji Chunyang strode towards the bald monk.
Hey, hey......
Beitangxiu held back a big groove, have you been criticized to the point that you don't distinguish between genders?
"The ......"
Ji Chunyang walked to the hall, the sound of wooden fish stopped, and before he could ask a question, the pretty monk opened his eyes and said indifferently:
"This benefactor, the little monk is not a man, and he is dedicated to ...... Buddha"
As he spoke, he moved half a step back in disgust, and his words were round.
"I just want to ask if you're a ...... girl."
"You can go to the clean room to observe."
The pretty monk interrupted his question without thinking, revealing a provocative look that could be compared frankly.
"This ......"
Well, it looks like it's going to be a man.
Ji Chunyang was completely uninterested in him, waved his hand and walked away.
Cut, I thought that God was destined to appear in the temple waiting for him, to test his loyal love for the concubine, what about the beautiful girl in men's clothes......
Disappointed.
Seeing him go away, the monk suddenly said:
"This donor, look at your golden jade body, it seems that you have a relationship with my Buddha, why not ask for precious incense, Ming I Qianmo."
The pretty monk was very unhappy because of the previous incident, and was ready to slaughter this stupid thing.
"Huh? Has my daddy's nouveau riche vibe been on me? β
As soon as he heard that it would cost money, Ji Chunyang couldn't help but turn around:
"What's the most expensive incense?"
"The Buddha complains, holding incense in his hand, he can sue with the gods and Buddhas, only five ......"
"Then the Buddha sues, the Buddha must sue! Three! No, ten! β
Ji Chunyang's face was pale, and he grabbed his shoulder, very excited, "Only the Buddha can hear my sad heart!" β
ββ¦β¦β
The pretty monk frowned, thinking that he couldn't fool this person into bankruptcy, so he restrained himself a little, and then said calmly:
"Nine roots are good, and the number of poles is enough to impress the Buddha's compassionate heart."
As he spoke, he rolled out a boxy QR code.
β¦β¦
"Alipay arrived, 50,000 yuan~"
Ji Chunyang frowned, the limit is only 50,000 at a time, and the maximum is 200,000 in a single day, but he has to buy nine.
"Master, can I swipe my card?" Ji Chunyang's tone was a little impatient.
ββ¦β¦β
The monk silently took out a credit card machine......
"Wow, that's a lot more convenient."
After paying the money, Ji Chunyang took away the dragon incense with gold powder in the shocked eyes of the pretty monk, walked to the incense platform in the middle of the main hall, and complained casually by the way:
"Master, your incense is so cheap, won't the Buddha be angry?"
Cut, I knew that I would have told him that the ninety-nine roots were the most spiritual......
The monk sighed.
After fooling the big fool, the concubine had already worshiped the Buddha, and pulled the court Shiyu to ask for a signature, and the monk hurriedly meditated and sat down.
"The two female donors, if you want to get married, you can go to the little monk."
Previously, because the free incense was on the side of the stage, they didn't see the monk's appearance clearly.
"Wow~ You're so good-looking!"
Concubine Qi Yu expressed her praise very implicitly.
The monk held back his anger with his fingers, only smiled slightly, and did not say much.
"Sister nun, you ...... It's so beautiful, and the temperament is good~"
Yuanting Shiyu followed the praise of her good sisters, and couldn't help but express what she thought in her heart, with a pure and innocent face.
The temperament of the nun's sister is really good, and she can see that people are quiet in their hearts, if she also has this kind of temperament, will Beitangjun ......
She thought, slowly covering her face.
"Click~"
The wooden fish in the sleeve was shattered, and the pretty monk suddenly hid his face, the green tendons on his forehead jumped wildly, and he recuperated for a while before he showed his face and said with a smile:
"The donor laughed, how can a little monk and a boy be worthy of the title of sister, and also, nuns generally do not appear in the monk's temple, I will know."
His tone was light, his expression was gentle, the rosary in his hand was moving, and the whole person had an ethereal feeling.
But even so, for a moment, Beitang Xiu still felt an extraordinary anger!
But when he looked at it, the monk was still an ordinary monk, and no one was so strange......
So he continued to recuperate, but he was a little closer to the rain in the court.
Alas, I think it's because this monk's cultivation is not enough, and his heart is too bad.
Dada~
The pretty monk didn't speak, but only knocked on the wooden box on his side, signaling that the lottery would come here.
Concubine Qi Yufei took the lead, reached into the wooden box, and Huang Lang took out a thick small wooden skewer for a long time.
After taking out the stick, she lost her usual big hands and feet, her fingers tightly grasped the sign, and she squinted slightly to look at it, for fear of appearing those words that represent obscurity and fruitlessness.
γFineγ
γSincerityγ
Whew-
The eight characters came out of the second, and she breathed a sigh of relief, and her mind suddenly became active.
Let it all go, as you think:
[Sincerely, the golden stone is open]
"I know, I know, the Buddha made me a female licking dog, right?"
Concubine Qi Yu raised her hand high, with a familiar expression.
The monk was embarrassed on the spot, and only sighed:
"Donor...... I am afraid that there is great wisdom......"