"I ...... Ladies. ”

Beitangxiu raised his forehead as he spoke.

"Hey, hey!"

Yang Guiwan, who was lying on the lazy lady, slapped the ground: "You! Women's ?!!!"

Just watched her roll up the sleeves of her summer dress that didn't exist, looking like she was going to clean the portal:

"Can't you just learn something good? Women's clothing people's house that's ...... That's ...... Ah! You're definitely not going to wear it anyway! ”

Yang Guiwan looked determined.

"Then what if, if I can't keep it, I'll ......"

Seeing that Beitangxiu was still reckless, Yang Guiwan said hatefully:

"It's ?!! you"

She watched Beitang Xiu several times from head to toe, and when she saw his uncomfortable appearance for a while, her eyes gradually became disdainful:

"Fortunately, I still touched it, or I was bluffed by you!"

"Touched?" Beitang Xiu was a little puzzled.

"Heh~" Yang Guiwan sneered, "You are a big man of 1.86 meters, wearing the clothes of a little girl of 1.7 meters?"

"And that bra, just your waistline, don't break it for her?

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and gestured to the two hills.

"Not to mention the panties, such a thin piece of fabric, how can your ass fit into ......"

"Don't read it, don't read it......"

Beitangxiu hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop her from speaking, and said that there was no one left......

"I don't care! I'm a woman anyway!"

It's not straightforward, but it's strong.

"Alas~"

Looking at his appearance of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, Yang Guiwan is angry and funny:

"Okay, okay~Your women's clothing~"

The attitude is extremely perfunctory.

The two of them sat and stood like this, chatting from eating and sleeping to daily life with questions and answers, among which Yang Guiwan tricked him many times, trying to ask for some information about his good daughter-in-law.

Those questions are extremely insidious, but it's a pity that Beitangxiu is as good as a stream and answers them euphemistically one by one.

Foolproof.

In the middle of the night, the sun was in full bloom, and it was bright and dazzling.

"Okay, seeing that you're still alive, I'll leave my mother~"

Yang Guiwan got up, patted the non-existent dust, and turned around to leave.

"No more ......"

Before the polite words were finished, seeing that Yang Guiwan was about to continue talking, Beitangxiu hurriedly changed his words:

"Stay safe on the road."

"Then I'll ...... Okay, I'll let your Aunt Xu open ...... well."

This little bunny!

"Oh yes, boys, don't use women's shower gel and shampoo......"

Leaving a sentence without a beginning or an end, Yang Guiwan closed the door with a bang.

Hiss –

Beitang Xiu remembered his flaws in hindsight......

I'm afraid I won't be able to wash it even if I jump into the Yellow River.

……

Listening to the faint sound of distant footsteps outside the door, the mobile phone shook slightly.

"Beitang-kun, Mom...... Auntie is gone, can I come out? ”

A small girl's inquiring voice came from the microphone.

"Wait." Beitangxiu's expression was very serious.

"Huh? Why? ”

"Because...... He's my mother......"

While continuing to chat, Beitang Xiu silently counted in his heart.

About three minutes later......

Click~

The door is gently pushed open, and since it is a fingerprint unlock, the sound is very small, and it is difficult to detect if you don't pay attention to it.

It's coming, it's coming.

Beitangxiu smiled slightly, stood in the shoe porch, and looked very gently at the sneaky eye in the crack of the door.

"Mom?" Beitang Xiu pretended to be very contrived and puzzled, "Why are you back again?" ”

"I ...... I, I've got something here......"

"Well, I know, yes."

Beitangxiu stretched out his hand from behind, and it was a pair of burgundy sunglasses that were quietly hidden behind the back of the sofa before Yang Guiwan left.

"Oh, my family Xiuxiu is really careful......"

Yang Guiwan's expression was stiff, and she barely managed to squeeze out a smile.

She took the sunglasses, waved her hand by the way, and quietly came to the door.

Da-da-da-da!

Outside the door, there was a gambling, high-heeled shoe tapping the ground, which sounded resentful.

"North ......"

"Wait." Beitangxiu clasped his hands on his chest, and his tone was very confident.

Three minutes later......

Click~

This time, the sound of the door opening was particularly slight, and you could feel the caution of the person who opened the door, and his hands seemed to be trembling.

However, before a crack could be opened, Beitang Xiu spoke:

"Mom?"

Click~

The door opened with a screech.

"Go to bed early and get up early, eat three meals a day, remember to cover your stomach when you sleep, and the air conditioner can't be too low......

"You can go back with confidence, you don't have to come back and tell me again."

Bang~

In a thick sense of resentment, the door was secretly closed again......

"Whew, that's ......"

"Don't worry."

"Woo......"

……

Whew-

Seeing the door close again, hearing the sound of footsteps fading away, Kitado Xiu exhaled lightly.

In this way, three reciprocating times, it should also be over.

As has been the case in the past, it was as little as one and as many as three times.

She's usually had enough.

Alas, like a child.

Beitangxiu shook his head, and then whispered into his phone:

"Okay, Ah Ting, come out, she's already gone."

"Uh-huh~"

After coming out, Yuanting Shiyu stared at the door in a daze, as if it was hiding some magical mystery.

"Good...... It's amazing, Beitang-kun, and Beitang's mother......"

She seemed to be moved by the spirit of Empress Dowager Yang entering the house three times.

"She's been like this since she was a child."

Beitang Xiu showed a very vicissitudes of life, and then hurriedly added in the shocked gaze of Yuan Ting Shiyu: "Since I was a child, she has been like this. ”

"Oooh!" Yuan Ting Shiyu nodded obediently.

She is naturally good, although she will not answer the words, but no matter what you say, she will listen to it well, and will accept it all with "oh oh oh".

"Speaking of which...... Beitang-kun's mother is so powerful. ”

Yuanting Shiyu suddenly raised his head, and his little face was inexplicably red.

"Huh?"

"As soon as she meets, she doesn't just say ......"

"Just ......?"

Seeing Beitangxiu asking, she blushed, her fingertips clicked, and she hesitated for a while before continuing:

"Oops, she said you had a ghost in you......

"Woo...... Beitang-kun's mother can't be an immortal too, right? ”

Yuanting Shiyu showed a very longing look, and his big eyes were shining.

"Huh?"

Beitang Xiu couldn't get her strange attention for a while, and after thinking for a while, he said with a dark face:

"No...... She's just a ...... It's just a middle-aged woman who is in a panic. ”

·

Who is a middle-aged woman?

At this moment, a middle-aged woman is lying on the door without any image, very indecent.

It just so happened that Beitangxiu had been standing in the shoe corridor behind the door, and the questions and answers of the two were all vaguely heard to her.

This stinky boy, could it be that there is more than one entrance to the house?

It's really well hidden.

Yang Guiwan secretly laughed twice, but she didn't come to the door.

Now I know what to expect......

Hey, Hokudo-kun?

What is this strange name......

It's still young people who can play, old, old~

Let's go. (satisfied.jpg)

Hahaha, go back and call Lao Bei to try......