On a rainy day, three idle old men in the ward fought the landlord.

He Chao, the number one slut, proposed that it was boring to have fun, and that there should be something exciting.

Brother Jian Ling and Brother Xueyao had no opinion, anyway, a small fight would only drop a few hundred pieces of hair at most in an afternoon, so they raised their hands in favor.

They still underestimated the slut He's tricks to the sky!

He Chao took out a bag of melon seeds from the cabinet, counted a hundred each, and explained with a smile: "Playing with money hurts feelings, let's have something different!" ”

Brother Li and Brother Zhao looked at He Chao suspiciously.

"In this way, each person starts with a hundred melon seeds, one melon seed is the base, and the three bombs are capped, and whoever empties the melon seeds first will lose!" He Chao's eyes rolled and he smiled wickedly, "The one who loses is going to go to the nurse's station to pole dance, or confess to the head nurse." ”

Brother Sword Spirit took a deep breath and shirked, "I'm afraid this is not appropriate!" Why don't we play for money? ”

"I said Lao Li, your wife is not here, what are you afraid of?" He Chao said with disdain, "Besides, you don't necessarily have to lose." ”

"It doesn't matter if I am, anyway, I'm a professional anyway!" Zhao Xueyao said indifferently, "I used to give the nickname of the muck car gambling god, how can I be a waste of fame?" ”

"Look at the people!" He Chao patted Brother Sword Spirit on the shoulder, "Don't worry! Three people play a game, the probability of two hitting one is fifty percent, the winning rate is thirty-three percent multiplied by two, that is, sixty percent, and the remaining forty percent of you are the D master, the winning rate is thirty-three .three, and there is no chance of winning eight or nine percent? ”

It's true...... That's how it is calculated? Brother Sword Spirit is still wondering, the slut He has already sent the first hand.

"Oh, you're the landlord the first time!" He Chao pointed to the square eight that came out of the sword spirit brother's row.

Poor Brother Li was dragged onto the thief ship.

He hesitated to pick up the card and look at it, and instantly came to his senses.

The two kings brought four twos, and three to the preserved eggs, and a single ten points.

"Do you want to?"

"It's coming!" The sword spirit brother shook his body, turned over the hole cards, and the two old Ks were eights.

"Play your cards!" He Chao urged.

"Three to K!" Brother Sword Spirit domineering throws cards.

……

"King Bomb!"

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"Four belts and two declarations!"

……

"A K, haha spring!" Brother Sword Spirit rubbed his hands excitedly, "Sheng Hui has eight each." ”

The two of them each counted out eight melon seeds and reluctantly handed them to Brother Sword Spirit.

"Keep going!" Boss Li, who had a good start, was interested and took the initiative to shuffle the cards.

Sample, are you still fooling you?

He Chao looked annoyed on the surface, but disdainful in his heart.

"You even play tricks, and your character is really full!" The system complained faintly.

Why didn't the slut be moved, staring at the quickly reshuffled cards in Brother Sword Spirit's hand with two eyes.

……

After more than an hour of fierce battle, there were few melon seeds in front of Brother Sword Spirit and Brother Xueyao, and the big winner He Chao looked proud, and he was busy snorting the loot in his mouth.

"Speed speed, grinding and chirping, two or three more we can decide to die!" The slut urged impatiently.

Just now, he was hit by a full handful of Xueyao brothers, gritting his teeth and sending cards. He's a muck gambling god, and he has too much water.

The handsome guy He grabbed the card and glanced at it, and smiled at the two of them mysteriously, laughing so much that the two wronged leaders were terrified.

Looking at the single-digit melon seeds in front of Brother Li and Brother Zhao, He Chao, who got the landlord's card, opened the hole card without hesitation.

Three A......

"Haha, open cards!" He laughed and put the cards on the bed.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, take a call!" Brother Sword Spirit stood up and called a halt.

"Hey, hey, you're too low-level, aren't you?" He Chao said dissatisfied.

"Looking for you!" Brother Sword Spirit glared at him and handed over his phone.

"Who's looking for me?" He Chao took the phone with a puzzled expression.

"He Chao, there is something going on in my company, Teacher Zhou will send Xiaoshu to the hospital to find you in a while, you say hello to Xiaoshu, I will come to pick him up when I am busy." It's Tina's call.

He Chao hurriedly agreed, and was about to hang up the phone, but he heard an arrogant male voice over there.

"Mr. Ouyang, your company's level is really too low! I see that you don't want to be an advertising agency, how good it is to change your career to a modeling agency, it's a pity that there are so many beauties......"

No way! My daughter-in-law was molested!

The slut He Hu's eyes widened, and he immediately greeted Brother Jian Ling: "Let's go, go out with my brother!" ”

"What for?" Brother Sword Spirit wondered.

"Hold up the field for your daughter-in-law!" He Da handsome guy said domineeringly.

"Then I'll check it out!" Brother Xueyao threw the cards in his hand and was about to get up.

"You stay here, Xiaoshu will come over after school in a while." He Chao said, "By the way, I added a bomb Q four times in a row just now, spring!" Li Jianling still has eleven, you have seven, you lose, don't think about slipping! ”

When Brother Xueyao heard this, he sat back in frustration.

……

"Is there a formal suit in the car?"

“…… Some. ”

"Where's the shoes?"

"It's all there!"

"Okay, I'll go change in the back."

Brother Sword Spirit smiled bitterly, and without hesitation, he took out a complete set of spare formal suits from the trunk and threw them to He Chao.

The slut He was stunned for a moment, and said seriously: "Thank you!" Brothers. ”

"Now you know that you're polite!" Brother Sword Spirit helped He Chao open the car door, and said angrily, "You killed me so hard at the card table just now!" ”

He Chao smiled awkwardly and got into the car.

Black A8 roared and rushed out of the hospital......

……

"I said Mr. Ouyang, you guys are really a waste of time to change it like this! I'm looking at it and I'm going to change the packaging before the holiday, can I afford to delay? ”

It was a big fat man with a Mediterranean hairstyle, and two rat eyes glanced at Tina and her little assistant from time to time.

This grandson is so good that he can't be beaten.

"If you really can't do it, you can pay the liquidated damages quickly." Mediterranean squinted his eyes and said, "With such a big company, can't you even pay 500,000 yuan?" ”

"It's okay if you really can't pay for it." Mediterranean stared at Tianna's pretty face, and said with a smile, "Let's discuss!" ”

Tianna forcibly suppressed her anger and forced out a smile: "Boss Wu, isn't it appropriate to talk about liquidated damages now?" Half a month ago, we submitted five advertising plans to your company, and your company has been dragging on the finalization, seeing that the contract period is coming, you have rejected all five plans...... Isn't this the legendary porcelain? ”

In fact, the Mediterranean really wants to touch porcelain, but looking at him like this, the drunkard's intention is definitely not wine!

"Then, as Party A, it's normal to be dissatisfied with the design, right?" Mediterranean leaned triumphantly on the sofa, "I think what I'm doing is completely reasonable and legal, where does this touch porcelain begin?" ”

Tianna gritted her silver teeth, couldn't wait to go up and slap this thing a few times, took a deep breath, and endured it.

"In this way, I'm a person, I like to make friends the most, let's organize a team building tonight to get in touch with each other." Mediterranean looked like a sure winner, "As for the contract, it's all trivial, it's all negotiable!" ”

"No need!" Tianna said coldly, "It's only hundreds of thousands, but I Ouyang Tianna haven't seen it yet." ”

The Mediterranean was about to flare up when the door to Tina's office was pushed open.

"Why refuse people? This boss wants to invite us to dinner, what a good thing! ”

Tianna turned her head and looked at the handsome guy in front of her with some surprise, a straight black suit, shiny leather shoes, one meter and eight tall, and ...... That familiar bad smile.

Tianna inexplicably felt a sour nose, and said with tears that she was about to stay: "What are you doing here, didn't you say that you should take care of the little tree?" ”

"Congratulations to the host for getting Dad's Gas: 100. Current Dad's Energy Accumulation: -6340. "Dad's qi value comes from Tianna, but this time He Da Handsome didn't get beaten.

"Hehe, I heard that someone's strength is not good and he was criticized by others, didn't he rush over to save the scene?" The handsome guy put his hand on Tianna's shoulder and smiled warmly.

"Who is this?" Mediterranean wondered.

"My husband!" Tianna answered first.

The handsome guy threw an appreciative wink at Tianna and turned to walk towards the Mediterranean.

"Hello, let me introduce myself, my name is He Chao, the legal representative of Ouyang Advertising." The handsome guy He stretched out his hand, "Oh, by the way, I'm Tianna's husband, huh...... Surrogate husband. ”

"Poof." There was a chuckle outside the door.

"Mr. Li?" Mediterranean exclaimed.

(To be continued)