Chapter 89: What About Monkeys?
"You really don't blame me!"
Su Chacha explained to the neighbors.
The neighbors had seen Gu Nanjiao come and kick the door several times, and they didn't like her very much, and they all understood her relationship with Su Chacha.
"I really can't blame you, hurry up and call the police, this is here to touch porcelain!"
Aunt Hua reminded me.
Su Chacha said that she was very right, and she said to a little boy next to her: "Big fat, help me call Officer Zhang, and say that there is someone making trouble here." ”
Big fat means there is no problem.
He likes Su Chacha very much, after all, there are not many young ladies who give snacks every time they meet.
The big fat ran very fast, although the fat on his body also trembled, but it didn't affect his speed.
Su Chacha was very satisfied with his speed, and she squatted down to look at Gu Nanjiao who was lying on the ground.
Looking left and right, and finally saw a branch in the hand of a small child in the corner of the wall, she walked over, "Little Peach, how about I exchange a piece of candy for your branch?" ”
Xiao Tao generously gave it to her directly, "No need to exchange, just give it to you!" ”
Xiao Tao is a six-year-old girl, she likes Su Chacha very much, and when she sees that Su Chacha needs branches, where do you need any candy, as long as Su Chacha needs it, she will pick it up.
Su Chacha laughed, rubbed Xiao Tao's head, and took the branch, but still took out a handful of fruit candy from her pocket and handed it to the little girl.
And she took the branch back to Gu Nanjiao, she didn't dare to touch this crazy woman, but poked her face with the branch.
"Hey! Are you really dizzy? ”
She wasn't sure, but it didn't stop her from tempting.
Aunt Hua on the opposite side grabbed a handful of melon seeds and came out to swallow them, and when she saw Su Chacha's movements, she was so happy that she spit out the melon seed shell in her mouth and said, "Are you treating her as the monkey?" ”
Su Chacha pursed her lips and laughed.
"Aunt Hua, what you said, the monkey is so good, where did you provoke her? She doesn't even have a red ass, how can she be tricked? ”
Aunt Hua was stunned for two seconds before she reacted, and then laughed.
He patted his thigh and laughed.
Take the bamboo shoots!
Able to compare people to monkeys.
The other neighbors laughed too.
Don't look at the sweet and soft one of Su Chacha, but the words spoken are particularly conscious.
Gu Nanjiao, who was lying on the ground, actually didn't faint at all, but she couldn't accept it, so she pretended to be dizzy, wanting to make Su Chacha unlucky, but she obviously underestimated Su Chacha, so that she had to face such a dilemma at this time.
And after she was poked twice in the face by the branch, she couldn't keep her eyes open and reached out to grab the branch.
Su Chacha was already on guard, where would she be easily caught, but she just waved it in a different direction, and Gu Nanjiao grabbed a void.
She stared at Su Chacha deadly: "Why don't you die?" ”
Su Chacha sighed, "Then why don't you die?" ”
Gu Nanjiao: ......
Every time she confronts Su Chacha, she always feels that the two of them are not talking on the same channel.
Every time.
It feels like it's crazy.
"Su Chacha, you don't think that if you divorce my brother, I will let you go, right?" She covered her mouth, knowing that her front teeth had fallen out and that she was leaking.
Gu Nanjiao wanted to see Su Chacha regret going crazy now, but she waited for a while, Su Chacha didn't react at all, she still held the branch and picked her hair to play.
found out that Su Chacha was really playing with her like a monkey, and Gu Nanjiao was going crazy.
"I'm curious about one thing, did you have your brain eaten by a dog?"
Su Chacha did not forget to continue to be angry.
Gu Nanjiao gave up verbal stimulation, she was not Su Chacha's opponent, just do it, even if she couldn't beat Su Chacha, she would be disgusted, so her bloody claws grabbed Su Chacha.
Su Chacha was originally bending down to poke people, which would directly stand up straight and move sideways, and Gu Nanjiao threw herself on the ground again.
However, because the front teeth have been knocked out by her, this will not be a tooth loss, but a broken lip.
His lips were visibly swollen.
It's really quite fun.
Xiao Tao and several of their children gathered around and watched this scene excitedly.
They always knew that Su Chacha was very powerful, but they didn't expect that she could make people embarrassed to such an extent without using her hands, and shouted next to them one by one:
"Sister Chacha, mighty !!"
Su Chacha was happy and waved at them.
"I'll give you candy later!"
Several children cheered.
Aunt Hua asked, "Do you like candy?" ”
Su Chacha thought for a moment and said, "You can think so." ”
Aunt Hua thought of Huo Zhanting, it seems that she has really found a good home.
Su Chacha said casually, but in Gu Nanjiao's ears, it was not like that at all.
She felt that Su Chacha just wanted to humiliate her.
"You are really a water-based Yanghua woman, you just divorced my brother, and you sent candy, how afraid are you that no one wants it?"
If it weren't for the fact that she was very embarrassed at this time, it is estimated that what she said would still make people feel a little chilly.
Can......
Su Chacha looked at her with big eyes flickering, "What kind of thing is your brother?" Worth my trouble? ”
Gu Nanjiao thought that Su Chacha wanted to draw a line with Gu Huaibei, so she was even more popular.
"You're not a thing, it's you who don't deserve my brother, and you've been divorced by my brother, a little no one wants!"
These words are ugly enough, Su Chacha was afraid of polluting the children's ears, so she sighed and said: "You said that your mouth is swollen into a loach, and you still don't let go of the loach, do you have to evolve into a yellow eel?" ”
After she said this, in the eyes of several children, she used the branch in her hand to slap it against Gu Nanjiao's mouth, who was not protected in time.
She didn't pump her face, she just pumped her mouth.
The mouth, which was already very swollen, was instantly even more swollen, and it really developed towards the size of the yellow eel.
And at this time, Da Fat also came over with Officer Zhang.
Officer Zhang thought that someone was bullying Su Chacha, he ran very fast, and when he thought of it, he saw Su Chacha holding a branch and pumping people.
At this moment, he didn't know whether to turn around, or whether he should step forward to stop it.
When Su Chacha saw Officer Zhang appear, she immediately threw away the branch in her hand, and said to Officer Zhang crying: "Brother Zhang, come and see, this woman kicked my door inappropriately and cursed, but she knocked on the ground and lost her front teeth, and she still wanted to rely on me." ”
This sounds fine, and it is indeed true, but it makes the corners of Aunt Hua's mouth twitch.
Sure enough, a woman's mouth, a deceitful ghost!
She didn't say anything about where she moved her hands and feet.
Officer Zhang looked at the miserable Gu Nanjiao, and then at Su Chacha.
He rubbed his face, not knowing what to say.
And at this time, a man came at the mouth of the alley and said to him: "Just handcuff it and take it back to the office for a good interrogation." ”