Very few parents (Xiaoshu's father): Who can help arrange Xiaoshu's classmates after school, I can't come back from other places for a while......

Junjie's mother: Looking for a cat teacher.

Very few parents (Xiaoshu's father): Hehe, Mr. Cat has a date today, just that piano teacher.

Jin Hao's father: No wonder when I sent my children to school at noon today, I saw Teacher Mao wearing a new suit, and his hair was brighter than the paint surface of my family's Daben!

Sasha's mother: @极个别家长 (Xiaoshu's father), I'll pick up Xiaoshu in a while, and I'll contact me when you come back.

Very few parents (Xiaoshu's father): Thank you so much, I'll bring you two roast ducks when I go back.

Kaicheng's father: Brother, is this going to Yiliang?

Very few parents (Xiaoshu's father): Yes, in the morning, the child said that he wanted to eat roast duck, but we drove over.

Jin Hao's father: ...... Big brother, you ran 400 kilometers just to eat a duck?

Sasha's Mother: ......

Daddy Running: ......

Handsome Teacher Zhou: Help my brother bring two for supper.

Jiang Xiaohao's father: Brother Chao brought back sixty, and one from each family in the class was counted in my account.

A very small number of parents (Xiaoshu's father): Why don't I bring a chef back and bake it for you?

Math Teacher Yuwen: Xiaohao's father, you don't have to spend so much.

Ruohan's mother: @若涵爸爸 Look at other people's husbands, my wife wants to eat roast duck and immediately run 500 kilometers to buy it, and ask you to buy me a crayfish, you said that you just had surgery and can't exercise vigorously!

Sasha's mother: What kind of surgery did you have? Is it serious?

Ruohan's mother: Hehe, local keratin tissue excision surgery.

Sasha's mother: Then you have to cultivate well, after all, the body is the most important! What do you want to eat, when you have time, you come to my house, and I'll cook it for you!

Zichuan's father: @莎莎妈妈 beauty, you are so simple!

Running's Dad: Haha, keratin tissue removal surgery......

Jin Hao's father: @若涵妈妈 you look for an opportunity to beat him up, and now the law allows normal muscle communication activities and crash tests between husband and wife.

Sasha's Mother: ???

A very small number of parents (Xiaoshu's father): Sasha's mother, is it possible that the operation has another name, which is called cutting toenails......

Sasha's Mother: ......

……

In the roast duck shop, the handsome guy He was silly at the mobile phone screen. Tianna leaned over to look at it curiously, and was immediately attracted by the painting style of the second class parent group.

"What kind of parent group is this? Chat about something borderless and unscored, it's too coke, pull me into the group! ”

"Okay, I'll pull you in."

Within two seconds, Tianna received a message: Dog Things invites you to join the parent group of the second class of the blind date and love each other.

"Well, leaders are welcome to supervise, inspect and guide the work at any time in the future!" He Da Handsome said with a smile.

Tianna gave him a blank look and continued to launch a new offensive against the roast duck on the table.

"Oops!" He Chao slapped his thigh, and suddenly remembered something.

In the morning, under the pretext of going out to investigate the project, I threw Xiaohua to my grandmother. Just showed off in the group, but I didn't remember that Sister Cunxin was also in the group.

Sure enough, within a few seconds, Sister Cunxin called.

"Is roast duck good? The scenery of Yiliang is good! Why don't you take Tianna and stay there for a few more days? I can't do it, I'll mail you two the flowers......"

The mother-in-law said a lot of things like a cannonball, and He Chao didn't dare to answer a word.

"Don't be afraid, the little couple is having fun, when you come back to pick up the child, Mom promises not to kill you!"

After Sister Cunxin finished speaking, she hung up the phone decisively.

Tianna held the fragrant roast duck leg and looked at He Chao with a gloating face.

"Hurry up and eat, we have to drive 500 kilometers back after eating."

"Hehe, you deserve to think about traveling all day long!" Tianna gave him a blank look, "Go buy me some cold drinks, this roast duck is delicious, it's just a little greasy." ”

He Da handsome guy sighed secretly and got up to buy a drink. By the way, I told the store to prepare a few more roast ducks to take out.

More than an hour later, the little couple embarked on the return journey with a cart full of roast duck.

——— Faint Secant———

After some discussion in the parent group, three conclusions were finally drawn:

1. Little tree's mother is really happy!

2. These two parents are really unreliable, and they successfully defeated Jiang Xiaohao's parents to win the first place in the list of unreliable parents.

3. Teacher Cat must invite his girlfriend to the school sports day in the near future.

Once someone carries forward the spirit of gossip, it will definitely be a prairie fire! Look at the parents of these two classes, their hearts are all worried about the lifelong event of Teacher Cat!

Some people say that as long as Mr. Cat successfully holds hands, he will take his girlfriend to the restaurant opened by his family to eat for free.

Some people said that as long as Mr. Cat successfully obtained the certificate, the wedding photos will be arranged, and the specifications will still be the kind of going abroad for seven days.

Some people said that as long as the certificate is obtained, the newly developed riverview villa will be lent to the cat teacher for free as a wedding room to live in until the child graduates.

It was stated that legal aid could be provided free of charge in the event of a divorce. The man was quickly kicked out of the group by the group management.

The big guy happily discussed, and finally even the name of the cat teacher's third child was decided.

Someone mentioned Teacher Yuwen, but everyone immediately pointed the finger at Teacher Yuwen.

It's too difficult to bring this class of parents! Teacher Cat and Teacher Yuwen thought to themselves. The head teacher, the deputy head teacher, how serious the role, are all joked about by these parents......

As the leader of the group wind, He Da handsome guy was naturally shot ten thousand times in the hearts of the two teachers. Xiaoshu's winter vacation homework has been planned by the two of them to the 20 kg level and put it in the shopping cart......