44. Return of the missing person
"Damn, brother, you're opening a plug-in!" Le Zai shouted with wide eyes.
He Chao rolled his eyes and expressed contempt for the little bald head, who had never seen the world.
"Strictly speaking, Chaozi's kung fu is indeed a plug-in, or it may be more appropriate to say that he is stuck with a bug!" The provincial champion has recovered at this time, rubbing his arms that are still a little sore, and commented, "The meridian acupuncture points have been around since ancient times, but now they have been lost, I really don't know where this guy picked up the treasure." β
When everyone heard this, they turned their heads one after another, and looked at He Chao, who was busy helping Uncle Xiao massage.
"Don't look at me, this thing is a natural skill, you can't learn it." He Chao said cheaply.
Unsurprisingly, a large wave of whites and middle fingers were harvested.
"Honestly, is this thing really hard to practice?" The provincial champion does not give up.
He Chao pointed to Uncle Xiao's tight neck muscles, and said seriously: "Regardless of the strength of the removal technique, individual differences alone determine that this kung fu cannot be learned overnight, in such a large area, the effective hitting position is only half a coin." Even if you can find the point, the opponent will also be a big obstacle to your power during the movement. β
"No wonder! There's a reason why this kung fu is lost! The provincial champion sighed.
"Not really." After He Chao's operation, Uncle Xiao's crooked mouth finally slowly recovered.
"Some moves still exist, and the punches on the temples, eyes, and throat require relatively little accuracy and force." He Chao helped Uncle Xiao to stand up and explained seriously, "It's a pity that these parts have been forbidden to be hit by the rules." β
"Nonsense! If this is released to the fighters, the casualty rate of the game is not skyrocketing. The provincial champion sighed, dispelling the last hint of the idea of apprenticeship.
He Chao patted the provincial champion on the shoulder, smiled and comforted: "You can't learn this set of boxing techniques, but I can teach you Guangquan!" β
The provincial champion's eyes lit up, but unfortunately He Chao's next words made him wilt instantly.
"The two of us are old friends, if you want to learn, pack it for you 100,000 yuan! Bao Jiao Bao Hui, Tong Su is not bullied! β
This time, even Uncle Zheng and Uncle Xiao on the side couldn't listen to it, and the same enemy drove He Chao out of the transformer factory.
"It seems that the idea of promoting the ancient boxing method will not work, and sure enough, now people's hearts are impetuous, and no one is willing to sink their hearts to inherit the treasure of their ancestors!"
He Chao slipped back to Xiao Langyi in embarrassment, muttering in his mouth.
"Hehe, host, do you mean to promote the inheritance? What idea did you have in mind? "The system unceremoniously debunked.
"Cut, this is my brother's hard work, can you handle what you want?" He Chao looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
Just as I was about to start the car, my phone rang.
Missing person Zhao Xueyao called.
The phone was connected, and Brother Xueyao still had the same male duck voice:
"I'll go to your rice in a while, remember to prepare more meat for my brother!"
"You wait, our family will eat instant noodles tonight, the kind soaked in cold water." He Chao didn't have a good airway.
Obviously, Brother Xueyao was too lazy to argue with him, and there was a busy tone on the other end of the phone.
Just said that he was going to entertain Brother Xueyao with instant noodles, but He Chao drove to the vegetable market very honestly.
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In the office of a first-grade teacher at an elementary school in Yucheng.
Xiao Shu was facing a large pile of test papers with a bitter face.
"Godfather, when am I going to change this...... Or I'll go home and change it! β
"Hehe, don't even think about it! I've already told your godmother, she'll bring food over in a while, if you can't fix these mistakes saved today, don't want to take half a step out of this room! Teacher Maodan's face was expressionless.
"Godfather, I don't dare to delay my homework anymore, just spare me!"
"Godfather believes in you, but you still have to make up what you owe me." Teacher Mao raised her head and gave Xiaoshu an encouraging smile, and continued to bury her head in sorting out the jade photos of Teacher Xiaoyu in the mobile phone album.
Seeing that the godfather was hard-hearted and refused to eat this time, Xiaoshu had to keep his mouth open and continue to fight hard with the pile of test papers.
"Don't blame the godfather for not reminding you, if the writing is too ugly, it will have to be rewritten."
Xiaoshu wailed and buried himself in writing.
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βββ Faint Secantβββ
Brother Xueyao walked out of the elevator with two bottles of loose white and immediately smelled the rich aroma of meat.
When I walked into the house, I saw Xiaohua pulling her grandmother to paint.
Seeing Zhao Xueyao enter the house, Xiaohua gave a smile to the face, turned her head and continued to concentrate on creation.
"Hello Auntie, I'm here to talk to Xiaochao about something." Zhao Xueyao scratched the back of his head and greeted Ouyang Cunxin with a smile.
Ouyang Cunxin nodded, which was regarded as a greeting.
He Chao came out with the braised fish that had just come out of the pot, glanced at Zhao Xueyao, who looked cramped, and said angrily: "Won't you put down the things in your hand and come over to help?" β
Zhao Xueyao hurriedly put Sanbai on the table and ran to help serve the food.
Seven or eight dishes are served on the table, and the meal is finally ready to be served.
When little Lori heard her father's greeting, she immediately cheered, threw the colored pen in her hand into the sky, and threw it to the dining table.
Sister Cunxin smiled bitterly and helped clean up the mess, and then grabbed little Lori to wash her hands.
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More than half an hour later, Ouyang Cunxin took the little flower with a round belly and went out for a walk to eat, while the two brothers He Chao and Zhao Xueyao continued to stay at the table to push the cup and change the lamp.
"It's going well!" He Chao sandwiched a chicken leg for Brother Xueyao and asked with a smile.
"Well, it's okay, it's the first time I've come into contact with these things, and I'm a little unaccustomed to it." Brother Xueyao took a sip of loose white and said leisurely, "Anyway, you are also powerful, and you dare to believe me as a layman." β
"Everything has a first time, besides, didn't Nalan and Wu Fugui also go with you!"
"Don't mention it, Sister Nalan is okay, that Wu Fugui, I have a headache. It's all Nalan sister and I who do it, and this thing knows all day long to eat and drink and ask people to soak their feet. If I were Sister Jinhua, I would have kicked him a long time ago! Brother Xueyao said angrily, "This thing is still thinking about pulling me into the water, saying what to take me to see the world, am I the one who is there!" β
"I can't say that, if there is no Wu Fugui on this trip, you probably won't be so smooth!" He Chao said with a smile, "To do things now, sometimes you have to be proficient in eating, drinking and having fun like Wu Fugui to get it done!" β
"That's fine!" Brother Xueyao nodded, raised his glass and touched He Chao, and said seriously, "If this guy is not too, he is indeed powerful, and many joints are all taken down by him, I just simply don't look down on him as a person." β
"Hehe, you don't like Wu Fugui, do you like Nalan girl?" He Chao teased.
When Zhao Xueyao heard this, his eyes darkened. Drained the liquor in the glass and said in a low voice: "No jokes, such a good girl, we don't dare to think about it......"
He Chao had a suddenly realized expression: "Oh...... I didn't dare! β
Zhao Xueyao glared at him and stopped answering. Immerse yourself in the attack on the chicken legs.
He Chao got up and filled Brother Xueyao with wine, put away his hippie smiling attitude, and said seriously: "Hard work, brother!" β
Zhao Xueyao gobbled up the chicken legs, picked up the wine glass, and said vaguely: "Blind and polite, Lao Tzu is not free of charge." β
"Haha, what I'm saying is that I'll come back this time and rest for two days, and I'll tell the fat sister later, I'll give you a big red envelope!" He Chao raised his glass and touched Brother Xueyao, raised his head, and drank it all in threes, twos, threes.
"That's a good feeling!" Brother Xueyao smiled and also drained the glass of wine.