Chapter 7: The Three Illusions of Life

Jiang Xun found the target of his trip from the corner of Chu Tianjiao's secret room, a heavy aluminum alloy box, the shell of which was engraved with the emblem of the silver half-decayed World Tree.

The box was locked, and the lock was so ingenious that he couldn't open it even with his top-notch lockpicking skills.

After all, the emblem of the Half-Decayed World Tree on this box represents a school called Kassel, which says that there is only one major in the university - dragon slaying.

It has the most advanced technology of mankind, as well as the knowledge of alchemy and words from the dragons.

If he wants to forcibly open this box, it may explode, and the equipment department of Kassel Academy is a group of crazy people, they can install bombs in lighters, bombs in hair dryers, and bombs in leather shoes, Jiang Xun doesn't dare to bet on the thinking logic of madmen.

So he let go of the idea of smashing open the box, and if he wanted to open this high-level alchemy weapon case, he had to find a way to get a student card of Kassel Academy, so he had to find another way.

He stored the crates in the system space, and then left the hut that belonged to the legendary dragon slayer.

As for Chu Tianjiao's pile of expensive relics, he didn't move a bit.

He was going to tell Chu Tianjiao's son Chu Zihang, who was like a Shaolin monk, after a while, and told him that there was still a place in this world where a large number of traces of his dead-to-father were hidden.

A trace of a real Chu Tianjiao.

Early the next morning, Jiang Xun came to school with two big dark circles under his eyes, and as soon as he arrived at his desk, he lay down and began to sleep.

After returning from the industrial park last night, he went to challenge the Canyon Pioneer again, this time he was hammered into a pulp by the big pincers of the Canyon Pioneer, and the real feeling of death stimulated his heart and adrenal glands, and then he couldn't sleep at all.

He could only turn on the computer and prepare to play the game for a while.

Without his favorite League of Legends, LOL was only released in the United States in October this year, and in China it didn't start public testing until 2011 when it was represented by Tencent, and it had to wait until 2012 to become popular.

In addition to StarCraft, there are only three games in his computer: Minesweeper and Spider Solitaire.

After weighing the three games, he finally clicked on StarCraft, only to be unexpectedly abused by the machine.

In fact, after getting Yasuo's power, his nerve reaction speed has improved greatly compared to before, but the game of TMD StarCraft is also too difficult.

Although he has played LOL, his last record in LOL is 0-12 Happy Wind Man, if nothing else, it should be 0-21.

These two games, not to talk about the operation of top players, let's talk about the experience of civilian players, LOL is far less difficult to operate than StarCraft, which may also be an important reason why StarCraft is not as popular as LOL in China - it is too difficult for novices to get started.

Jiang Xun, who didn't believe in evil, continued to fight, but he didn't even hit the man-machine after a night, so he was half angry, and he played directly until the alarm clock rang the next day before turning off the phone to go to school.

Since Jiang Xun had already reached his senior year in his previous life, the knowledge of high school had long been thrown away by him, and now there was only one month left before the college entrance examination, and he couldn't catch up with his hard work, so he simply didn't take the college entrance examination.

As a charter company, isn't it fragrant to collect rent every three days?

And he majored in finance in his previous life, and he graduated from an ordinary 211 college student and came out of the investment bank, which kind of lofty place would not want him, maybe he would go to a small bank to eat and wait for death.

But he didn't get nothing in his four years of college, and one of his elective teachers at his university assigned a class assignment, which was to write a paper on the analysis of bull stocks and demon stocks in China's stock market over the years.

You said that you are an elective teacher, take your class well, I look at your black silk long legs and drool, isn't it okay for everyone to mix well?

Lay out a hammer paper, bells and whistles! When he was in the dormitory to check information and write papers, he didn't know how many times he scolded this teacher.

But now, if that beautiful elective teacher with long black silk and long legs and long hair and legs appeared in front of him, he couldn't wait to hug her and kiss her fiercely.

It's developed, it's developed!

That's why I'm still taking a fart college entrance examination.

If he wants to go to college, he will only go to the Kassel Academy of Dragon Slaying University to study dragon slaying, and he doesn't know if the Kassel Academy will want him, because Jiang Xun has rummaged through his memories, and none of his family members have special functions.

And the system's evaluation of him is that the dragon's blood is weak and the milk content of a certain cow yogurt is the same, isn't it almost the same as nothing?

Half-breeds rely on blood hierarchy to distinguish between high and low people, and he thinks about his broken bloodline, and he doesn't know if the Kassel Academy will accept him.

If he doesn't accept him, he can only go to the United States to try his luck, and maybe he can find Kassel Academy by himself like Chu Zihang.

So as soon as he arrived in the classroom, he slept peacefully, incompatible with the other senior high school students in the classroom who were preparing for the college entrance examination, and the other person who was outside the crowd was Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei took the TOEFL test with him, preparing to follow the trend of the times and abandon the test to study abroad.

However, Lu Mingfei's three years of high school served as a crane tail for three years, and his grades were among the best in the class, the kind that was counted down.

So far, no American university has been blind to him.

And this guy's biggest hobby is daydreaming, and as soon as he takes class, he travels around the world and becomes a savior to save the world.

Jiang Xun slept directly until the bell rang at the end of the second class before waking up, and after waking up, he patted the shoulder of the interstellar master Lu Mingfei who was in a daze, and asked him how to ravage people and machines in StarCraft.

Lu Mingfei was very moved by Jiang Xun's shameless questioning, and taught his game experience without any reservations.

In fact, the main reason is that the time is not right, and StarCraft is not very popular among high school students in China.

On the one hand, the threshold for StarCraft is too high, and it requires a lot of hand speed and brain reaction speed, after all, it is one person who controls an army, and different units in the army have different skills.

On the other hand, the games of this period are really full of flowers, such as fighting for hegemony, CF, poisoned milk powder, and krypton gold Journey to the West......

Unlike the later LOL fire, the boys were basically discussing LOL's various combos and outfits as soon as they got out of class, if it was at that time, the game master Lu Mingfei would not be marginalized by the class, but would become the sweetheart of the class.

Naturally, there is no such privilege as the right to choose a mate, but there is no shortage of admiration from the same sex.

Jiang Xun listened to Lu Mingfei's explanation, and had a feeling of sudden realization, it turned out that the game of StarCraft was played like this, and it turned out that the Zerg race could be so powerful if it was played well.

Listening to Lu Mingfei's words is far better than him playing a game for a month.

I realized, I realized, thanks to Master Lu.

He is very confident that when he goes home now, he can use the Zerg to easily slaughter the Terran and Protoss on the computer, and there is no problem with the man-machine custom mode.

One thing to say, Lu Mingfei's understanding of games is really high, but it's a pity that this kid was born at the wrong time, if he became a professional player when LOL was on fire, and became an anchor after retiring, telling bad jokes, it would be really rich.

After all, although classmate Lu has a public face, his appearance can be regarded as Yushu Linfeng in that group of anchors who will be popular in the future.

Think about what those LOL big anchors will be in the future?

Sassy pigs, baboons, bald old dirty than ......

Lu Mingfei is more than a little more handsome than the first brother of Douyu in the future: five or five open, Lu Benwei, and white are more than a little handsome.

Lu Mingfei usually shrugs his eyebrows and his eyes are dull, but when it comes to the game, this guy's eyes light up, his eyebrows dance, and he can't stop at all.

Jiang Xun listened with relish, responded from time to time, and became a qualified eyewitness.

At this time, Lu Mingfei suddenly stopped, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Ah Xun, Su Xiaoqiao is watching you." ”

Jiang Xun turned his head when he heard this, and sure enough, he met Su Xiaoqiao's eyes, and the two looked at each other for a long time, and the little heavenly girl stared at his eyes with a red face and refused to show weakness.

He didn't think it was interesting, so he looked away, ready to listen to the teacher continue to explain how the Zerg used the puppy triangle pathfinding method to get the maximum field of view at the lowest cost.

Lu Mingfei lost the interest of continuing to be a teacher, and after a little hesitation, he asked carefully: "Have you confessed to the little heavenly girl again?" ”

"Nope." Jiang Xun shook his head.

"Then why is she looking at you like that? Did you do anything excessive to her? The first time I saw this kind of look in the little goddess, it was as if she was going to eat you alive. Lu Mingfei said strangely.

Something excessive?

Does tearing her clothes count?

Does touching her body count?

This is not a feudal society where you have to be responsible for the girl's jade feet after seeing her, and besides, he didn't mean it, he saved her life anyway, so there's no need to be tortured.

As for Su Xiaoqiao liking him because of this, it was impossible in his opinion.

The three major illusions in life: the phone vibrates, I can fight back, and she likes me.

When he played Yasuo, even if five people came from the opposite side to chase and kill him, he felt that he could fight back, and every time he overturned, none of them succeeded.

So the fact that Su Xiaoqiao would like him is undoubtedly his delusion.

"No, absolutely not," Jiang Xun shook his head, "Don't talk about girls, what's the point of girls, it's still fun to play, Lu Mingfei, tell me how this puppy triangle pathfinding method evades the detection unit of the Protoss." ”