Chapter 61: The Admonition of the Eighth Head of the House
Li Laifu felt that he had a long dream, and the world in the dream was not good or bad, but he vaguely remembered that he roared and scolded a supreme person standing on the top of a magnificent ancient castle, and then the bastard gave him a curse, and the price of the curse was similar to letting countless mosquitoes fly from the dark forest and bite you a few times.
Although it sounds a bit vicious, after living two lifetimes, Li Laifu has an illusion for the first time that he will not be in vain.
It's a pity that the benevolent God of Light will not let ordinary guys sink in dreams, because there are still too many things in this world that need to be dedicated by ants, dozens of ants chanting together 'God is with us', maybe it can help a clown win a lot of reputation, rightfully so, under the torture of a buzzing voice, Li Laifu opened his eyes reluctantly, thinking that he could see Qin's smooth black hair and pure and selfless smile, but the result given to you by fate always makes everyone desperate to the point of wanting to commit suicide.
"Remove your booze-scented mustache from my face at once, brave dwarven lord, if you can accomplish this historic task in the blink of an eye, I think you will surely be honored as the next king of the hill of the dwarves. ”
Li Laifu's inky black pupils reflected the embarrassed face of the bearded dwarf, maybe it was because the creator god really forgot to add a little wisdom to these races who like rum and forging, or maybe this dwarf's beard was indeed outstanding, anyway, the first scene Li Laifu opened his eyes was an endless and deep burgundy forest, and when he was thinking about why there was still the fragrance of wine on the tip of his nose, he saw a pair of big fiery red eyes looking down at him.
"I'm sorry, boy, the brave dwarves are just concerned about your life and death, next time, don't try to trick the unyielding dwarves into bending their backs with this hypocritical and clumsy trick!"
The bearded dwarf straightened his back, wielding the obsidian battle axe in his hand, the 'Flame Dragon' crest on his chest as if it had begun to dance uneasily with his roar.
Li Laifu got up from the ground in a cold sweat and returned to the carriage without raising his head.
An ancient Chinese proverb: When a talent meets a soldier, it is unclear to be reasonable.
One of the most mundane wisdoms of the Eternal Continent: The dwarves have countless inspirations for forging weapons in addition to their hot white rums, but you must not argue with them, because they look like sober women without rum, and drunk women when they have axes in their hands and no rum.
For some species that can make people fear and laugh, Li Laifu is afraid to avoid them now.
At the same time, the short and concise wisdom of Gu Huaxia also made Li Laifu very proud, but arrogant people are generally so ignorant that they are outrageous, and even now, he has discovered a very important thing.
"From the clean carriage of the carriage to the filthy single-plank bridge, the god of light carried me to complete this great miracle?"
Li Laifu gave An Shibai, who was sitting silent, a strange look, similar to the gaze of the 'Pope' with his tongue stuck out when he stared at the cup of ice water from the gods' gift obtained in the Apocalypse Tavern.
"You were desecrated by some terrifying force while meditating?"
An Shibai ignored Li Laifu's inquiry, but narrowed his eyes and kept staring at the girl beside Li Laifu.
Qin, until now, she is still silent, from Li Laifu's painful convulsive coma, to the moment when she runs into the carriage, she has been very calm, no, it can even be said that she is indifferent, there has never been a trace of so-called worry in her big dark eyes, and what is even more unbelievable is that she doesn't seem to notice that the boy who once firmly said that he would help her get back the gold coin has returned, she is still silently watching at her feet.
"What does it mean to be blasphemous? I'm wearing an intact noble robe, not swimming naked. ”
Li Laifu smiled deeply and gently put his hand on Qin's head.
Jean looked up and looked at him blankly.
"I believe that there are not many good people in this world, and there happen to be three around me, so there is reason to believe that all skeptical eyes are another term for the blind. ”
"That's you, the world of a nobleman is beyond my comprehension, I only know that the purpose of a ranger is not to let go of any clues. ”
"But you've been stupid, and all you can do is find a lump of feces pulled by the monster after following your so-called clues. ”
"The one who thinks others are stupid is the most ridiculous clown, and you must know that feces is not useless. ”
"Well, I have to admit one thing. ”
Li Laifu looked at the butt of a certain wild dog helplessly, and said slowly: "Actually, it's four." ”
Jean was still silent with her big puzzled eyes, but she felt a little tired, and she wanted to sleep.
"Grinding boys, brave dwarves need rum, it's time for us to go!"
The exhilarating creak suddenly sounded, the 'Pope' dozed off extremely humanely, shook his head like an awakened hero, moved his dog's legs with great momentum, and started the journey that was close at hand, the dilapidated carriage began to move like a dying old man, and the rough roar of the bearded dwarf made Li Laifu wonder if each of these dwarves was the master of the village aunt's horn.
But the happiest thing is that everything is normal, at the end of the single-plank bridge, the black flames are singing, and the wild wolf behind it has also sharpened its eerie sharp teeth, looking forward to the arrival of the lamb.
Li Laifu suddenly patted An Shibai on the shoulder thoughtfully, and then snapped his fingers at the bearded dwarf who had to stand outside and walk because of his physical problems, and motioned to bring his own head with a beard bigger than his head.
"O wise brain of heresy, what good way do you think of a toss? ”
Ellsbeth's exaggerated tone made the bearded dwarf feel a chill all over his body, and as a brave dwarf, he was actually stupid.
Whether it was the unfathomable Max Emery, or the cynical mask of Ansbeth Ale, he felt an invisible sense of fear.
This has nothing to do with strength, young children are always afraid of a person's dark night, blood can always make ordinary people feel shocked, in fact, the truth is the same, there is always a warning from human instinct in them, in fact, for a dwarf, he is a little envious of this kind of temperament that can make others chill in the bottom of their hearts with just a few words.
Brave heretics? Sounds like a good thing.
Li Laifu's words made the bearded dwarf's sinful thoughts stronger and stronger.
"There is no hypocrisy in chaos, remember, in the face of the hateful man for a while, directly raise the guy in your hand, blood is a necessity in some places, and if a woman comes to toss in a while, you have to remember it too. ”
Li Laifu was about to speak and stopped, and he suddenly thought of a little girl on his left hand side who was looking up at him with wide eyes.
"Then here it is for you. ”
After gritting his teeth and saying this, Li Laifu rubbed his temples, this was the relaxation before the battle, because he understood that his next head was really tied to his belt.
Anything that doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, and don't forget, Knights of Glory, your opponents are just as terrifying.
This is an admonition from Gandhi, the eighth head of the Max family.
(I wanted to speed up the progress of the chapter, but I found that Xiaoyang really didn't have the ability to swallow the whole chicken leg in one bite, please forgive me, the supreme one0,0)