Chapter Eighty-Eight: Farce

The moment Tang Wuming flew out of the dung pit, a pungent stench swept around, but at this time, all this was no longer the most important, mainly the scene that Tang Wuming saw in front of him at this time, which made him unforgettable for the rest of his life.

It was a middle-aged woman with a black mole on the corner of her mouth and a tuft of black hair.

This voice came out of her mouth, and the smell of vegetable sprouts wafting out of her mouth after eating in the morning even covered the smell of feces on Tang Wuming's body.

She has at least three hundred pounds, and it is a conservative estimate, at this time, half of her pants are off, she runs outside like crazy, and every time she steps, she can feel the slight vibration of the earth.

"Beasts, perverts. ”

"Hide in the pit and watch people go to the toilet. ”

The woman shouted as she ran, instantly attracting a large number of onlookers around her.

Tang Wuming stood there stunned for three seconds, what happened just now made him still stunned at this time, what the hell is going on? What was the fat woman shouting just now, what was she going to do? Who is a pervert, who the would hide in the pit and watch her go to the toilet?

For a while, there were countless doubts on Tang Wu's mind, and the next second he was like being struck by lightning, wouldn't it, is this joke too big, isn't the fat woman talking about herself?

Tang Wuming instantly broke out in a cold sweat, that feeling was even more terrible than meeting the Yaksha in the magma pool just now, if this was really talking about himself, Tang Wuming imagined that his heart was furious.

Look around, this is actually a public thatched latrine, Tang Wuming was completely killed, which passage recorded on the Void Sky Star Map was dug out by a thousand knives, and the exit was actually in the dung pit of a thatched house.

Tang Wuxing vomited out three taels of yellow water disgustingly, and then walked outside stupidly, he had to find a clean clothes to change into as soon as possible, even though he used spiritual power to evaporate the dung water, and at the same time removed most of the odor, but there was still a residual fragrance, and it was disgusting to think about.

As soon as he walked out of the thatched house, he found that a large number of people had already gathered outside to point his fingers, and the fat woman was dancing at this time, and the sound of howling almost spread throughout most of the street.

"He, that's him, it's convenient to hide in the toilet to see this girl, I'm still a yellow flower girl, it's over, and my innocence is all ruined. ”

Tang Wuming gasped, and looked at it, the fat woman was surrounded by a large number of spectators, almost everyone had endless surprise on their faces, of course, many people showed expressions of admiration, they were admiring Tang Wuming's courage.

"Little brother, seeing that you are not very old, you are quite bold, and your taste is very special. A shirtless man walked over with a smile and gave Tang Wuming a thumbs up, he originally wanted to pat Tang Wuming on the shoulder, but after smelling the smell of Tang Wuming's body, he quickly retracted his hand.

"Wow" The fat woman's cry grew louder and louder: "My innocence." ”

Tang Wuming was still a little dazed, he didn't want to continue to be seen as a monkey here, and he didn't want to explain anything, he planned to leave this place immediately.

"Stop, peek at this girl and want to leave? You return my innocence, return my innocence. Who knew that the fat woman grabbed Tang Wusheng with a handful of snot and tears, and even some of them had stuck to the black hair of her black mole, which made people sick.

"Fuck off. ”

Tang Wuming snorted coldly, gently shook the corner of his clothes, and bounced the fat woman away, the other party cried again, and even sat on the ground and kept swinging his fat body: "You are responsible for me." ”

"Yes, little brother, you peeked at other people's toilets, if this is spread out, it will not be easy for people to marry, you have to be responsible for others. An older old man squinted at Tang Wusheng with a look of high morality: "Today, my Hua Ye is here to make decisions for you, you get married, do you say it's okay?"

"Good. ”

A large crowd began to stir up, and there were even countless gossips circling around.

"This little brother has no problem with his brain, right? The taste is really heavy, he actually peeked at the fat girl to go to the toilet, the fat girl is in her thirties and has not been married, it seems that today is the peach blossom luck. ”

"Whatever, his preferences are different, if Xiaocui goes to the toilet there, don't you have to hide in the dung pit?"

"Hehe, Xiao Cui is much more beautiful than this fat girl, this little brother has commendable courage, it seems that he is going to be famous in this Vermilion Bird Ancient City today. ”

"Shut up. Tang Wuming glanced coldly at the person who was talking, and deliberately exuded his own might, and immediately made the two people over there shut their mouths.

Just wanted to leave, but the fat woman didn't catch up, but the old man who called himself Hua Ye grabbed Tang Wusheng with thousands of hands: "Little brother, you want to leave before you get married?"

"Marriage?"

Tang Wuxian was cold, if he really married such a woman, he was willing to hit his head to death: "I see that you are old, I don't want to beat you, you better not rely on the old and sell the old." ”

Tang Wusheng's mood is really terrible, Sha Wujing desperately helped him escape from the clutches of the eight-fingered blue devil, now life and death are unknown, he met the legendary Yaksha in the passage, and almost lost his life, and now he got out of the underground passage and actually got into the latrine, all of which made Tang Wuxing's mood sink to the bottom.

Fortunately, he is not the kind of person who bullies the old, weak, sick and disabled, otherwise he would definitely fan this nosy old man away.

At this time, the fat woman also got up from the ground, and then walked over to this side with the fat of her whole body, and cried loudly: "Master Hua, you are highly respected on this street, you must make the decision for me." ”

"Yes. Hua Ye stroked his beard and nodded: "Fat girl, don't worry, you have been wronged today, my Hua Ye will definitely make the decision for you, this young man will marry you, if you don't marry, the old man will personally send him to the city lord." ”

After speaking, Hua Ye coughed dryly, looked at Tang Wuming with a serious face, and said: "Little brother, have you thought about it?" I will make the decision for you now, are you willing to marry a fat girl? ”

Who is he?

Tang Wuming really smiled, looking at this indiscriminate and nosy old man, Tang Wuming had already endured it again and again, he didn't continue to pay attention to it, turned around and left again.

"Stop. ”

But at this moment, he only heard Hua Ye roaring, and he actually moved in front of Tang Wusheng in an instant, and his whole body burst out with a fierce energy.

"Monk?" Tang Wuming was stunned for a moment: "This old man is actually a monk, and he looks almost in the realm of a heavy building." ”

"If you dare to go, don't blame the old man for being strong on you, and immediately marry me and the fat girl. ”

"Old man, I warn you one last time, don't make me angry. Tang Wuming was also a little angry.

"Hmph, you kid doesn't know what to do, you don't want to give you a daughter-in-law for nothing, you let the fat girl suffer such a big grievance and dare to speak wildly, look at my Hua Ye today's bad lesson to teach you. ”

As soon as the words fell, the Hua Ye slapped Tang Wuming directly in the face, and the ridicule stopped abruptly for a while, most of these people are ordinary local residents, even if there are monks among them, they are only in the mortal realm, and this Hua Ye is famous for his strength on this street, he prides himself on being highly respected, and now Hua Ye is angry, and many people think that Tang Wuming is dead.

I only heard a snap, and a black shadow flew out three feet away.

But there is no doubt that it was not Tang Wuming who flew out, but the flower master who took the mouse.

For a while, everyone present was stunned, and the fat girl stopped crying, she also stood in place in surprise, her face twitched.

"He, he actually slapped Hua Ye away. ”

"Who is this young man, seeing that he is only a teenager, how can he fan the flower master?"

"This, it's incredible, Hua Ye is a well-known heavy building monk on our street, and he was actually slapped away?"

Tang Wuming ignored the surprise of others, and even deliberately glared at the fat girl viciously, so far, he didn't want to have the slightest tolerance, he was in a bad mood to the extreme, and he just wanted to vent.

"Fat woman, you know very well to me, even if you are blind, I will not peek at you to go to the toilet, if you dare to talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will throw you into the dung pit. Tang Wuming showed no mercy: "And don't come out disgusting in the future, just go home and carve your black mole with a knife, and then come out to scare people after losing weight." ”

Tang Wuming exploded, he was originally a civilized person, but people didn't give him a chance to be civilized.

The fat woman was hit hard, and it seemed that she was about to cry again, Tang Wuming glared at her angrily, she hurriedly closed her mouth and didn't dare to cry, but the fat all over her body was trembling.

Immediately after that, Tang Wuming walked towards Hua Ye, who was almost falling apart with his old bones, at this time, he didn't care if the other party was an old man or not, compared to his age? Tang Wuming was several rounds older than him, but his appearance was only about sixteen years old.

"Old man, you listen to me, don't leave him in the future. Mom came out to be blind and, just your little ability, you still want to rely on the old and sell the old? Don't lose the dog's life, I don't know why. ”

After speaking, Tang Wuming threw Hua Ye to the ground fiercely, making the other party scream again: "Remember no." ”

"Remember, remember. ”

Turning around, Tang Wuming breathed a deep sigh of relief, and with his spiritual power, a pair of turquoise wings condensed on his back, and instantly flew into the air.

"Fly in the sky. ”

"He's a transcendent monk. ”

"It's extraordinary, extraordinary, a teenager. ”

At this moment, the crowd exploded, and no one thought that this young man who came out of the dung pit and was only a teenager would actually be an extraordinary monk.

The fat girl was also stunned, and Hua Ye twitched involuntarily all over his body, he actually offended a transcendent monk, fortunately the other party didn't hold grudges, otherwise even if he had a hundred lives, it would not be enough to die.

It's so dangerous, Hua Ye breathed a heavy sigh of relief, but at this moment, Hua Ye's face was pale again, because he clearly heard a strange cry from all around: "Look, that transcendent monk has flown back again." ”