Chapter 111: Swimming
Two months later, in the lake in the mountains behind the Kassel Academy, Jiang Xun and Lu Mingfei and their respective hidden companions were here to practice the last cooperation before the Dragon King Norton Annihilation War.
In fact, Jiang Xun didn't need to continue to practice swimming, if he didn't train, he would have to go back to the academy to take classes.
The professor in the class is Guderian, this old man is so hypnotic that he can't sleep yet, and when he sleeps, he will talk to you about life and ideals.
Guderian, the old man, was very good, but his mouth was too broken, Jiang Xun couldn't bear it, so he went to the lake behind the Kassel Academy to fish.
Raise your eyes and look into the distance, the endless lake is as bright as a mirror, the spring breeze blows the blue lake, swinging a slight ripple, the wind carries the thin waves to the lake, the water vapor is steaming, like a fairyland.
There are naturally fairies in the fairyland, the graceful bodies of two fairies, one large and one small, rise and fall on the surface of the lake, and the sun shines on their ivory skin, which looks so beautiful and astringent.
The little fairy is Zero, and this beautiful Russian girl wears a conservative white one-piece swimsuit, and she is also tightly covered in the water.
But to be honest, this kind of Lori's washboard body, even if you want to leak, there is nothing to leak.
Jiang Xun suspected that after the husband after Zero turned off the lights, it was difficult to tell whether the girl in his arms was facing him or having her back to him.
After all, there is no difference between Lori's chest and back.
The little fairy has nothing to do with astringency, and all the astringency is concentrated on the big fairy Dong Suyan.
Senior Sister Dong Suyan just looks at the face of the iceberg beauty, she is a proper fairy, but if she shows her incomparably obscene figure, even a demon girl is more like a saint than her.
If she joins the fairy in the heavenly court, before the internship period expires, she will find an excuse to degrade the queen mother who is jealous to the point of separation.
Senior Sister Dong Suyan and Zero wear the same conservative white swimsuit, Zero is an honor student, and her super-level performance makes the conservative swimsuit more conservative.
And the senior sister is the kind of poor student, and the conservative underwear on her makes people's blood run high, which is easy to arouse the most primitive desires of men and make people want to commit crimes.
But thinking about her 32E and peaked waist peach buttocks and round and slender 178 long legs, it is too difficult for her to dress without astringency with this kind of figure.
The senior sister was recruited back by the academy, and with her came back 50 executive specialists who were also of A-level blood.
Although these commissioners originally had their own tasks, after all, it was a dragon king annihilation war, and it was impossible for all of them to be handled by students.
Because Jiang Xun and Senior Sister have not yet had a public relationship, Senior Sister, a woman who is easy to make people commit crimes, is still Jiang Xun's potential companion.
However, Jiang Xun really didn't have the strength to commit a crime today.
It's still very cold in Chicago in February, so in order to swim comfortably, Jiang Xun used the Jun Flame to heat up the lake.
Heating up the lake took more mana than he had imagined, and his mana was squandered early, and with it was the exhaustion of his body being hollowed out. he
The whole person was like a boiled noodle slumped on the rocks by the lake, and he didn't want to move.
What scared him even more was that tonight, Senior Sister Juicing Ji was estimated to jump out of the window and into his bed like a few days ago, and do whatever she wanted to him.
He didn't have the strength to resist, the more he thought about it, the more frightened he felt, he couldn't help covering his waist, his face was pale, and he sighed, it was really a drought and a waterlog, and he was going to be drowned now.
"Jiang Xun, are you also afraid of going back to China to slay dragons?" Lu Mingfei looked at him expectantly.
That expression is the same as when the scumbag gets the transcript for the final exam, sees that he doesn't have a score of 60 to take the make-up exam, and looks forward to asking his roommate if he will also take the make-up exam.
It's a pity that in the matter of slaying dragons, Jiang Xun is the kind of bully who can get 100 points, or is he a bully among bullies who can only score 100 points because the score on the paper is only 100 points.
"Don't be afraid," Jiang Xun shook his head.
"Why aren't you afraid? I may hang up. Lu Mingfei drooped his head.
"What is there to be afraid of the Dragon King, isn't it Old Tang? I slaughtered his younger brother, and it wasn't too difficult to slaughter him, but when I covered you, we combined cherry blossoms and knives to get out of the horse, just a dragon king, and I can do it with my hands. Jiang Xun said nonchalantly.
Of course he wasn't afraid, as a hanger, he hid a piece of resurrection armor in Japan.
The worst outcome is that he is reborn thousands of kilometers away from the Dragon King, and even an atomic bomb will not blow him up.
Of course, this kind of thing can't be talked to Lu Mingfei, he can only silently sigh in his heart.
"Old Tang," Lu Mingfei's eyes were full of confusion when he heard the name of his best friend, "I can't understand how Old Tang, who looks like a comedian, became the Dragon King?" And everyone says that dragons are evil, so the dragon king is the villain of the villains, but I don't think that old Tang guy is so bad. Lu Mingfei said.
"Actually, he was originally the Dragon King, but he lost his memory when he first came to this world, and after the death of Constantine, he recovered his lost memory, and also found his original self, the guy named Old Tang who had experienced the familiarity has disappeared, and now we should call him Norton." Jiang Xun said.
"Well, I understand the truth, we are dragon slayers, and we want to solve these dragons who want to rule the world, threaten world peace, and destroy the world if they don't agree, but I still think it's very fucked." Lu Mingfei said.
"yes, it's fucked up." Jiang Xun agreed.
If you follow the original trajectory, it will be even more fucked, Lao Tang is just the beginning, Lu Mingfei is simply Conan possessed, that is, the Grim Reaper is coming to reality, and Lu Mingfei is familiar with whether it is a man or a woman, he will die unexpectedly and tragically.
With the fate of bullshit and the secret help of a group of bastards, this decrepit boy becomes more and more lonely, until he becomes a monster who wants to devour the world, and then dies in extreme loneliness.
may be a virgin until he dies, and Lu Mingfei is too miserable.
"Hey, the lad asks you something."
"What's the matter? You said. Lu Mingfei was still immersed in the sadness that his brother who played the game together was the villain BOSS.
"Are you a virgin?" Jiang asked.
"Huh?" Lu Mingfei was thrilled when he heard this, and he rolled into the water all of a sudden before he could stand firm.
Fluttering twice, a decrepit head emerged from the water.
Jiang Xun took the handle and dragged the decrepit boy out of the water.
"I ask you if you're a virgin? Watching Japanese teaching films, it doesn't count as self-touching under the guidance of *** and Mr. Ozawa. ”
"Can you please stop talking about such a sad topic." Lu Mingfei looked even sadder than before.
"I've seen a statistic that says that the average age of the world for the first time is 17.3 years old, you are dragging the world back, classmate Lu."
"Hehe," Lu Mingfei pretended to be determined, "we Chinese are more conservative, not everyone is as prodigal as you, friend." ”
"The average age of the first time in China is 18.3 years old." Jiang Xun said lightly.
Hearing this, Lu Mingfei almost fell into the water again, but fortunately, Jiang Xun helped him, so he didn't fall.