Chapter Twenty-Five: I Talk to Demons

This night, Chengfeng had already fallen asleep, but the sound of talking outside the door, although very soft, still woke up Chengfeng, who was already on guard. So, riding the wind, lying on the window, as if looking outside, I saw Tan Youru, sitting on the steps, as if chatting with others, from time to time, there were a few laughs. I didn't dare to be too loud, so I could only cover my mouth and laugh.

Chengfeng looked carefully around Tan Youruo, but there was no one in sight, so he thought it was Tan Youruo sleepwalking, and then talking in his sleep. But if you look closely, Tan Youruo's appearance doesn't look like sleepwalking. But he didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only observe secretly.

It turned out that this night, Tan Youruo had planned to sleep, but because she was too excited to play during the day, she still didn't feel sleepy after lying down. At this time, there was a sudden sound of fairy sister outside the door, and Tan Youruo didn't have to think about it, and she would know who it was at a guess. So immediately got up and rushed out. At first glance, it was really Shanyue, standing outside the door, smiling like a crescent moon with her eyes, looking at her.

Since they separated a few days ago, Tan Youruo has also been thinking about Shanyue, and she doesn't know why, since she saw Shanyue, she has had a special feeling for Shanyue, but she can't tell what it feels like.

So Tan Youruo immediately took Shanyue's hand and said, "Let's go, Shanyue, enter the house, there are a lot of delicious foods in the house!"

But Shanyue pointed to the door and said, "Sister fairy, there is a special talisman on that door, I can't get in!" It turned out that in order to prevent those evil spirits from harassing the guests, there were some special talismans on the door of each guest room of the Diwan Pavilion to prevent the evil spirits from entering the house.

Seeing that Shanyue couldn't enter the house, Tan Youruo simply entered the house, took some pastries and fruits, and sat on the steps with Shanyue and chatted.

"Shanyue, this Di Wan Pavilion is heavily guarded, how did you get in?" Tan Youruo asked curiously.

"How is it so well guarded, I'm in a spirit state, and they can't see me? After all, I can come up from below! Shanyue ate the pastry with one hand and pointed to the ground with the other, and said.

"Oh, that's right! Then why don't you go into the house from the ground? ”

"That talisman, although it is only inlaid in the door, but the scope covers the entire room, so I can't get in from anywhere!" Yamazuki said in his mouth, but he still didn't forget to eat it in a big gulp.

"Then if, I'm talking about if! What would you do if someone in the house died? If you can't get in, how can you lead them to the underworld? ”

"If then, it will be fine. As long as you hold a card specially made by the underworld, it seems to be called a free card. As long as we hold it, no matter what we have in the house, we will not be afraid, and we can come and go as we please! It's just that this card, only if the deceased is a person who cultivates the truth, the Lord of Hades will give this card. This card is to prevent some people from using some means to prolong their death. ”

Hearing this, Tan Youruo was a little disappointed, I originally thought that I had found a loophole in the Grim Reaper. As a result, Bai was happy.

"Have you ever seen that card? What does it look like? Is there a lot of inventory in the underworld? Tan Youruo still asked with some reluctance.

"Of course I haven't! After all, I'm just a little ghost. After speaking, I didn't forget to compare my size.

Tan Youruo thought about it, it seems that there should be no chance to steal it!

"Did you come out and talk to your Uncle Yiyao?"

"Say, I told him, I'm coming to you......"

Before Shanyue finished speaking, behind Tan Youruo, a voice suddenly sounded, almost scared Tan Youruo to death.

"Tan Youruo, who are you talking to here? And ghosts? "Chengfeng was in the house, and after observing for a long time, I saw that Tan Youruo was still saying this strangely, so I came over to see what Tan Youruo was doing.

And the sound of riding the wind directly frightened Tan Youruo, shouted loudly, and jumped up. And this shout also woke up the sleeping Arowana.

Hearing Tan Youruo's shout, the dragon fish thought that Tan Youruo had encountered some danger, so he rushed out. And Tan Youruo's shout also attracted the guards who finished up, and under Tan Youruo's repeated explanations, the guards left in disbelief.

Seeing the guards leaving, Tan Youruo asked angrily, "Are you trying to scare me to death?" In the middle of the night, I walked without making a sound, and I ran behind the house to talk. Say, do you really want to scare me to death? ”

After listening to Tan Youruo's words, Chengfeng could only explain helplessly: "Eldest sister, you said it yourself, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, and you are here in Ulaula, and you don't know what to say." Aren't you scary? I thought you had let some evil go! ”

"Are you blind, how can you talk to yourself, can't you see? I'm talking to her, huh? After speaking, he didn't forget to point to the place where Shanyue was.

Chengfeng looked at the direction that Tan Youruo was pointing, then rubbed his eyes, still didn't see anything, and then asked puzzledly: "There, there's nothing?" Are you talking to a ghost? ”

After listening to Chengfeng's words, Tan Youruo remembered that Chengfeng couldn't see the mountains and moons, so he nodded and said, "Yes, I'm just talking to ghosts!"

After listening to Tan Youruo's words, Chengfeng didn't know what Tan Youruo was crazy about in the middle of the night, or which tendon was wrong in his head. So he sneered and said, "Sister, it's a big night, don't make trouble, is it okay?" Hurry up and go back to sleep! Return the ghost, just your little guts, when you see a ghost, don't say scare you to death, at least you have to be scared half to death, how can you have time, in this hippie smile! ”

"Ride the wind, she maybe, really talking to ghosts!" Arowana looked at the direction Tan Youruo pointed and said.

In fact, when Arowana first started, I didn't see anything. However, when he observed with his divine sense, he saw the mountain and the moon. And Arowana wasn't sure whether the little girl in front of him was a demon or a ghost, so he said it was possible.

Seeing that the Arowana also said so, Chengfeng began to believe it. Because Arowana is impossible to joke with him, at this time. So Chengfeng also asked with some fear: "Where is she?" What does it look like? Is it convenient for her to come out for a while? If you don't keep talking, I'll go back to the house first!" After saying that, I wanted to turn around and go back to the house. Because Chengfeng, after all, is a human being, and people still have some fear of ghosts.

"Hey, what's the matter, Uncle Chengfeng, why are you a little cowardly today? What did you look like just now? Why is it gone? Although he laughed at Chengfeng, Tan Youruo still explained: "You don't have to be afraid, although Shanyue is a ghost, it is very cute." Not like the black-faced fanged ones as written in the books! After speaking, he looked at Shanyue again and asked, "Shanyue, can you show up and let him see him?" Don't worry, he's my friend and won't hurt you! ”

Seeing Tan Youruo say this, Shanyue didn't hesitate and appeared! Then he looked at a few people and said, "This is our secret, don't tell anyone." If it reaches the ears of Lord Hades, I will be busy again this month! ”

Chengfeng saw the appearance of Shan Yue, but cute and lovely, tiger-headed, not only was he afraid, but he also wanted to go up and pinch her fleshy face.

Although several people's eyes were on Shan Yue, Shan Yue's gaze only stayed on Arowana's body, and then asked with drool: "Sister Fairy, is that fish prepared for me?" How do you know that I love fish? It's okay, I don't pick, you can do anything! Look at how big it is, it's best to be half steamed and half vinegared! I feel that the fried oil is not bad! Then regardless of everyone's eyes, he thought for a while, and then continued: "Sauerkraut fish, braised fish, and boiled fish can also be used, but the fish head is better than chopped pepper!" After speaking, don't forget to wipe your saliva.

Tan Youruo just wanted to say something, but Arowana didn't give her a chance, looked at Shan Yue fiercely, and asked, "Little ghost, how do you want to die?" Believe it or not, I'll steam you first! ”

Arowana originally took Shanyue as a friend, but Shanyue thought about how to eat him. Whoever this is going to be annoyed.

Seeing that Arowana was so confident in speaking, Shanyue couldn't lose her momentum and said, "Just you, a little broken fish, still want to steam me." Believe it or not, I'm eating you now, and when you go down to the underworld, I'm eating you again! Do you know that I'm a ghost. Hell, do you know what that means? Hurry up and stammer with me now, maybe after you die, I'll let you have a good baby! After speaking, he looked at the arowana proudly.

The more Arowana thought about it, the more angry it became, so it didn't talk nonsense, and spit out a water mass directly to Shanyue, drenching Shanyue from top to bottom. Then open your mouth directly and suck firmly. In the end, the Arowana still has some Taoism, and Shan Yue is a spirit body after all, so soon, little by little, he slid towards the direction of the Arowana inhalation.

Seeing that he had suffered a loss, and the Arowana seemed to really want to eat himself, Shan Yue immediately cried and shouted: "Sister fairy, help, I don't want to be his food?"

As soon as she thought that she might become the poop of this fish tomorrow, Shanyue cried even louder.

Seeing that Shanyue was really scared, Tan Youruo immediately blocked in front of Shanyue, looked at the Arowana and said, "Okay." Arowana, enough! You said that you, no matter what, have been practicing for so many years, why are you so stingy? and a child. ”

After listening to Tan Youruo's words, Arowana was a little depressed and said, "How do you know that he is younger than me?" Did you know that ghosts don't grow old over time like humans? They are basically what they are when they die, and they are what they are when they become ghosts. Don't look at how small she is, maybe she is an old woman of how old she is! ”

Hearing Arowana say that I am an old woman, although Shan Yue was a little afraid of Arowana, she still hid behind Tan Youruo, revealing a small brain, and said, "You are an old woman?" No wonder they all say that you fish have bad eyes! Judging by what you said today, it makes sense for others to say that about you! ”

"Little girl, are you looking for death?"

Shanyue knew that Tan Youruo was backing, so she wasn't afraid, and made a grimace at the Arowana, with an expression of you coming to hit me.

To be honest, Arowana was really a little angry, because she couldn't understand that it was obviously this little girl, who was rude, but Tan Youruo had been protecting her, but said that she was not.

So as soon as Arowana wanted to teach Shanyue a lesson, he was stopped by Tan Youruo and said, "Arowana, it's okay!" What does a big man have to do with a child? He doesn't understand, and you don't understand either? ”

"Yes, I don't understand, I don't understand anything." After the Arowana finished speaking, he didn't pay attention to Tan Youruo, and he didn't go back to the room, and walked towards a forest.

Seeing that the Arowana was angry and left, Chengfeng wanted to chase after him, but was stopped by Tan Youruo and said, "Don't care, he will come back by himself in a while."

Then he looked down at Shan Yue, who was soaking wet, and said, "Find a place, I'll change your clothes!" Look, your clothes are soaked! ”

"Envy sister, don't need to." After saying that, Shanyue shook it directly, up and down his body, and actually did it himself! Then he asked pitifully, "Sister fairy, am I causing you trouble?"

"No, you didn't cause me any trouble, don't worry!" After speaking, he pointed to Chengfeng and said: "His name is Chengfeng, and he is a good friend of mine who has been exploring the rivers and lakes together." Then, patted Shanyue's little brain, and said to Chengfeng: "This is a friend I just met, called Shanyue, is a ghost, and a very powerful ghost!"

Seeing Tan Youruo introduce herself, Shanyue immediately said to Chengfeng: "Hello, my name is Shanyue, if you encounter any trouble in the future, you can come to me, in the underworld, I am very powerful!" When I mention my name, most people will give me a few thin noodles! ”

In fact, although Shanyue has been a ghost for a long time, his thoughts, after all, are still children's thoughts, and he is only in the underworld, listening to some ghosts say this, and when everyone says this, they feel more faced. That's why today, Shan Yue will learn from those people and say so.

Tan Youruo next to him, didn't expect Shanyue to say this, so he could only look at Chengfeng in embarrassment. And Chengfeng smiled, touched Shanyue's head, and said, "Okay, after that, I will trouble you more!"

Hearing Chengfeng's words, Shanyue said embarrassedly: "You are a friend of your sister, and I am also a friend of the fairy sister, so it is equivalent to that we are also friends." Since they're all friends, what's polite! ”

Seeing the two of them praising each other here, Tan Youruo was not embarrassed, but just looked at the direction in which the dragon fish left, because she also wondered if what she had just done was a little too much.

And Shanyue saw Tan Youruo's slightly worried look, and also guessed the reason, so she looked at Tan Youruo and said, "Sister fairy, I have something to do first, and when I have time, I will come to see you." After speaking, before Tan Youruo could react, Shanyue had already fled and ran away.

Seeing that Shanyue was gone, Tan Youruo chatted with Chengfeng for a few words, and then went back to the house.

And the angry Arowana is bored, waiting for Tan Youruo or riding the wind to find himself. At least yourself, you have to have a step, or how to lick a fish face, go back!

But after waiting for a long time, I still didn't see Tan Youruo or Chengfeng, so I was very disappointed to lie on a stump. I silently thought in my heart, maybe myself, for them, is really dispensable!

At this moment, a small brain melon, in the soil, emerged. Seeing that Arowana didn't pay attention to himself, he greeted him first: "Hello, my name is Shanyue, and I apologize to you for being rude just now." I really didn't mean to, I just saw you and thought of eating. I'm really sorry! Please forgive me, can you? ”

When Arowana heard Shanyue's words, he still ignored her and continued to lie on the stump.

Seeing that Arowana still ignored herself, Shanyue still said, "I'm really here to apologize to you." In fact, Sister Fairy, she was also worried about you, but she didn't come because of face. I really don't want to see my fairy sister like that! Actually, when the fairy sister said you, it's just that you've known each other for a long time. Compared to your relationship, I can only be regarded as an outsider, we have a conflict, and the fairy sister can only say you, after all, no matter who it is, you will choose to say that you are close to someone. Just now, I thought that the fairy sister said that it was me, at least that, to prove our relationship, very good! After speaking, there was a faint sadness, and he looked at the arowana with watery eyes.

And Arowana, after listening to Shanyue's words and thinking about it carefully, it seems to make sense. Moreover, he couldn't see Shanyue like this, so he could only say obediently: "Okay." Don't look like that. Actually, I didn't get angry, I just wanted to come out and go around. Let's go, let's go back together. ”

"Really, you're so nice. I'll never say eat you again! As soon as he finished speaking, Shan Yue realized that he had said the wrong thing again, and immediately covered his mouth.

"Okay, let's go, or in a while, your fairy sister, it's time to be in a hurry!"

After speaking, this demon and ghost jumped back to the night capital.

And Tan Youruo, who returned to the house, felt that she was wrong the more she thought about it, so she got up and prepared to go to find Arowana, and then apologize. Who knows, as soon as she opened the door and walked down the steps, she saw Arowana and Shanyue, these two people, chatting and laughing, came back.

Seeing the Arowana, Tan Youruo just said sorry, and the Arowana pretended not to care and said, "Okay, go to sleep, I'm almost sleepy!" You're not sleepy, are you? ”

Seeing that Arowana said this, Tan Youruo also knew that this was Arowana forgiving himself!

And Shanyue also simply said: "I'm going back too, it's too late to go back, Uncle Yiyao, it's time to nag again!" After speaking, he waved his hand with Tan Youruo and Arowana, and disappeared.

And Tan Youruo and Arowana also entered the house, lay on the bed, and fell asleep.