Chapter 564: County Lord, Princess
Huang Bai has made a lot of adaptations and changes to the "Deer and Ding Ji" he is filming now.
On the basis of the original movie, it is as close as possible.
However, the style of the original movie cannot be lost, and those classic funny scenes and lines and dialogues must be reproduced by Cork.
That is to say, on the basis of the original movie, it will be filmed in this style, but in terms of plot setting, it must be closer to the original book.
Nonsensical is nonsensical, but there will be a certain amount of logic, and it is no longer meaningless nonsense.
The nonsense here is actually a style performance, not a plot nonsense.
On a reasonable basis, let the characters in the movie perform more realistically, so that people can feel happy and hilarious at first glance.
In this case, the crew has already felt many hilarious scenes and jokes in this movie during the filming process.
Often, they are done with their stomachs in their hands, because they are laughing from the sidelines.
They also all feel that the Wei Xiaobao played by Huang Bai is really funny, every word and deed, every move will make people laugh.
When he got the martial arts secrets given to him by his master Chen Jinnan, he didn't want to be a catalog, but the real martial arts secrets were a lot of them on the desk.
Wei Xiaobao said that even if you look at it, you have to watch it for half a month.
And the master said that he watched it for three years and practiced it for decades, so that he has today's martial arts.
In fact, Wei Xiaobao is illiterate, let him read it, and he will not be able to understand it for the rest of his life.
Wei said, there is only one night of kung fu, so how can he practice martial arts?
Master said that if you practice, you will die nine times, and if you don't practice, you will die ten times and have no life.
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As soon as the screen turned, you arrived at a recruitment office in the palace.
The reason why this movie is classic is because there will be places that make people laugh in every place, and many places are also shown in the details.
For example, Wei Xiaobao wanted to recruit miscellaneous servants, so that he could blend into the palace.
No, this look, there was a long queue in line, and then he saw another door, but there was no one queuing.
He went over to ask if the palace was recruiting, and stood at the signboard at the door, saying that the officer and soldier in the recruitment office were recruiting, indicating that he was recruiting, and then asked Wei Xiaobao to walk in by himself.
After Wei Xiaobao probed his brain and walked in, the officer and soldier made an innocent gesture like a ghost horse, and then turned sideways to get out of the way of the first two words written on the signboard he was standing on.
It turned out that this was the eunuch recruitment office.
That said, I probably don't think so.
However, if it is an audience who has not read the original work, they don't know what the story of Wei Xiaobao, the male protagonist, is. Then, when they see this, they will definitely burst into laughter and exclaim, and they will also start to worry about Wei Xiaobao, a funny, handsome and cute male protagonist.
They will think, what the hell is this? Going undercover in the palace? This actually went to be a eunuch?
And this eunuch, isn't it going to be cut by Yan?
Then, sure enough, Wei Xiaobao, who didn't know what was going on, was ordered by an old eunuch to tie up Wei Xiaobao after he walked in.
Wei Xiaobao, who was tied up, is still unknown.
It wasn't until he used the knife to cut him that he panicked and told him that he was not here to be a eunuch.
However, it was too late by this time.
It is estimated that if it is released at that time, when they see this, the audience will also sweat for it, this girl, who was castrated for no reason, is estimated to be unacceptable to a man.
Fortunately, at this time, Hai Dafu came.
In other words, if you have been watching Cork movies before, then you will smile.
How to say it, because Huang Bai also had an undercover role in the movies he made earlier, and now, he has changed to a costume drama, and he is actually going to play an undercover agent again.
This funny comparison, is it really addictive to acting undercover?
Not to mention, Zhou Xingxing has really played a lot of undercover scenes.
Let's not talk about skipping school, it's like the god of food, isn't it also lying in the kitchen of Shaolin Temple? and the king of comedy, and later he also acted in a scene of pretending to be a takeaway boy and playing an undercover agent.
Even if he joins the Axe Gang in kung fu, this is actually equivalent to going undercover, at least what he does seems to be undercover.
Therefore, you know, as long as you hear that the term undercover appears again in the play played by Huang Bai this time, the audience will feel happy.
At the critical moment, Hai Dafu appeared, which was regarded as avoiding the fate of Wei Xiaobao being castrated.
But it is precisely because of this that it suddenly aroused the audience's mind.
Because, when a man becomes a fake eunuch and sneaks into the palace, this, thinking about it will make people feel very beautiful.
It also really gives men a lot of room for imagination.
This may be one of the reasons why this movie is so popular with the audience.
This is followed by a series of unexpected hilarious scenes.
Uncle Da's acting skills are really speechless.
Wei Xiaobao thought that he had met a blind man he had met in Yihong Courtyard, he was an acquaintance, and everything was easy to do. No, Hai Dafu is a ruthless person, and a lot of little eunuchs have died in his residence.
This frightened Wei Xiaobao so much that his braids were up.
Then there is no danger, Wei Xiaobao finally settled down in Hai Dafu's place, but he only lived tremblingly, living under Hai Dafu's surveillance, and he had to be careful every day, for fear that he would be slapped to death by the moody Hai Dafu with his bones.
And then here, in order to enrich the plot, or to respect the original work.
At this time, Chen Jinnan had already left the capital, but left a master Qian Laoben to pick up Wei Xiaobao outside the palace. Chen Jinnan also told Wei Xiaobao that if Wei Xiaobao is in danger in the palace and there is something that can't be solved, then he can ask Qian Laoben for help.
It's a pity that Wei Xiaobao can't get out of the palace, otherwise, he really wants to ask Qian Laoben to kill Hai Dafu. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to find the forty-two chapters in the palace.
He had developed a sense of fear of the palace, and felt that this day was not restless at all, so he just wanted to complete the task and leave the palace as soon as possible.
He is usually really lazy, although he lives in the green market, but he is also free, and he is uncomfortable in the palace.
It was not easy for him to use a special technique to send the news out of the palace.
This is the method of using an origami boat, put it into a sewer that flows outside the palace, and there will naturally be people waiting outside, and after receiving the news, they will tell Qian Laoben, and then Qian Laoben will do something according to Wei Xiaobao's request.
However, Wei Xiaobao is illiterate at all, or he is not literate, so he can only be half-born and half-white, plus some painting and graffiti to express his meaning.
They can't understand Qian Laoben at all.
The plots added by these cork adaptations are naturally easy and funny.
In the end, Qian Laoben had no choice but to sneak into the palace to meet Wei Xiaobao, and asked Wei Xiaobao what the news he gave him was in person.
Then here, Qian Laoben smuggled the little county lord who was caught in Yunnan Muwang's Mansion into the palace by the way, and asked Wei Xiaobao to hide people in the palace.
This is because there are currently two major forces in Yunnan, one is Wu Sangui, who was named the king of Pingxi, and Wu Sangui is in Yunnan.
The other is the palace of King Mu of Yunnan for generations.
Mumu Mansion was the Mu Wangfu of the former Ming Dynasty, but after the Qing Dynasty won the country, Wu Sangui smoothly led the army into Yunnan, defeated the Mu Wangfu, and occupied the Mu Wangfu as his Pingxi Palace.
However, the people of Mumu Mansion were not completely exterminated by Wu Sangui, and there are still many forces among the people.
After all, it is the Mumu Mansion of the former Ming Dynasty, and it still has a high reputation among the people.
If the Heaven and Earth Society wants to deal with Wu Sangui, who is the king in Yunnan, it must contact the people of Mu Wangfu, hoping to get the support of Mu Mu Mansion.
The people of the Heaven and Earth Society thought that this was an opportunity, and felt that as long as Mu Wangfu was forced to stand up again, then the momentum of opposing the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty would be even greater.
As long as there are people from Mu Wangfu to join the great cause of opposing the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty, then in the entire southwest, they can respond to every call.
In fact, the Qing Dynasty was also worried that the prestige of Mu Wangfu among the people was too high, so they did not persecute too much, for fear of forcing Mu Wangfu too tightly and rebelling, and had shown that as long as Mu Wangfu did not rebel, then it would recognize the nominal status of its palace.
This is also the Qing court, in order to balance the meaning of Wu Sangui being the king in Yunnan, I hope to check and balance each other.
However, Mu Wangfu was unwilling to accept the Qing Dynasty, which did not have the love of cutting grass and eradicating roots.
This time, the county lord and others came to the capital to find an opportunity to assassinate people to show that their Mu Wangfu did not return to the Qing Dynasty.
However, in the Ming Dynasty, the Ming King supported by Mu Wangfu and Zheng Chenggong were two different Ming kings, although they were also after the Ming Dynasty, they also looked at each other and were opposed to each other.
Therefore, Heaven and Earth will not deal with Mu Wangfu, but it is actually not very good.
It was for this reason that Qian Lao took action to catch Mu Jianping of Mu Wangfu, who came to Beijing.
He also wanted to blame the Qing court and let Mu Wangfu raise an army against the Qing Dynasty.
Therefore, Qian Lao brought Mu Jianping into the palace by the way.
Anyway, as long as Mu Jianping, the county lord of Mu Wangfu, is in the Qing Palace, no matter what kind of fate she ends, it will only make Mu Wangfu anxious in the end, and maybe she will start an army in a fit of anger.
Therefore, it doesn't matter if you deal with this Mu Jianping Qian in this way, it doesn't matter if you die.
Wei Xiaobao, played by Huang Bai, was very surprised to see Qian Laoben in the palace.
He brought food into the palace and sent it to Hai Dafu.
Because Hai Dafu was present, Huang Bai designed a series of funny actions, that is, the two of them were playing dumb with Hai Dafu behind their backs.
But it's all bull's head and not the horse's mouth, and they don't understand what the other party means.
Fortunately, Hai Dafu was impatient and asked Wei Xiaobao to take them to bring the food into the kitchen, so that the two of them had a chance to talk.
Only then did Qian Laoben learn about Wei Xiaobao's situation in the palace, and only then did he know that Hai Dafu was actually a hidden master.
But Qian Laoben said that it was impossible for him to kill Hai Dafu, let's not talk about whether he could kill him, even if he really killed Hai Dafu, then Wei Xiaobao would no longer be able to go undercover in the palace. What about the undercover mission assigned by the helmsman?
He felt that Hai Dafu was such a master, hidden in the palace, and there would definitely be unknown secrets, so let Huang Bai continue to go undercover and find out what Hai Dafu was first.
Then, he also handed over Mu Jianping to Wei Xiaobao.
This made Wei Xiaobao stupid, he couldn't get help, and it also caused him such a big trouble.
Qian Lao didn't care about this, he left after confessing, and an outsider like him couldn't stay long in the palace.
Wei Xiaobao took out a little beauty from a big white pig.
I had to hide this little beauty in my bedroom.
The little beauty played by Shu Li is really beautiful.
Mu Jianping woke up and was frightened.
Wei Xiaobao was even coaxed and frightened, so he coaxed her.
There won't be too many scenes with Mu Jianping, but in this way, it adds a tense and exciting atmosphere to the movie.
Because every day, Wei Xiaobao has to be careful.
Not only do you have to deal with the moody Hai Dafu carefully, but you also have to wait carefully for the little beauty Mu Jianping, and you can't let people find out that she is in her bed.
Fortunately, Qian Laoben gave Wei Xiaobao a lot of cartilage, and gave the little county lord a little food at a fixed time every day, so she could only lie in bed all the time and couldn't move. In addition to being able to speak, even eating has to be fed by Wei Xiaobao.
These also add a lot of fun.
Wei Xiaobao deceived Mu Jianping, an innocent and innocent little beauty, and gave her a little cartilage powder every day with a conscience. But this back and forth has deceived this little county lord who is in love with the beginning of the day to have a little good impression of Wei Xiaobao, a stingy guy, and a little subtle feelings.
She is usually ashamed and annoyed.
Because, she was hidden here by Wei Xiaobao, and she ate and pillowed together every day, and she really seemed to be a young couple.
And Wei Xiaobao's mouth will always take a little advantage, and he will call her a little wife. This is called a whisper, it is called a smooth mouth, listening, listening, listening, and listening, and it is also pleasant, and there is not much objection to Wei Xiaobao calling her so.
In fact, in this era, it is important to pay attention to whether men and women give or receive kisses, and if a woman's body is touched by a man, then it will be considered defiled.
At this time, the woman either killed the other party, or committed suicide, and moreover, she made a promise to each other.
The innocent little county lord can't kill the other party, even if he is short-sighted, he can't do anything, so there is only the third possibility left.
Huang Bai tried his best to adapt these plots to be interesting and funny.
Subsequently, this was picked up from the plot in the original movie.
Although there are conventions for the film works of this blue sky star world, how long is the average movie, but there are no too hard regulations.
This is actually to make the movie more perfect and better, if it is impossible to tell the plot of the movie that should be told well in the specified duration, and it is impossible to make the movie more perfect, then the duration of the movie is allowed to be longer.
After the adaptation of Cork now, it is estimated that the duration of the movie will be much longer than that of the original movie, so if necessary, Cork will divide the movie into a trilogy.
Therefore, although this is a rush to catch up with the show, if it is really not in time, Huang Bai can shoot the first part of the trilogy first, and then release the first part first.
After all, the original book is a long edit, and it is understandable that the movie will be longer.
The original movie, although it is very exciting, does always make people feel a little unsatisfied.
So, this makes a trilogy that makes people more enjoyable to watch.
Wei Xiaobao dealt with Hai Dafu carefully, and finally got a little trust from Hai Dafu.
And Hai Dafu slapped Wei Xiaobao with a bone-turning palm, which poisoned Wei Xiaobao, and said that he needed him to detoxify Wei Xiaobao. Wei Xiaobao can avoid death, so it depends on whether Wei Xiaobao is obedient or not, and after a month, he will detoxify Wei Xiaobao.
Wei Xiaobao is well-behaved, sensible and neat, Hai Dafu really couldn't find a little eunuch who used it so well.
Slowly, Wei Xiaobao also had the opportunity to leave Hai Dafu's place and go to other places to take a look.
Wei Xiaobao still wanted to find the forty-two chapters mentioned by Master Chen Jinnan as soon as possible.
Taking advantage of this opportunity to walk around the palace, he sneaked into a place that looked different from other places.
It turned out to be the emperor's imperial study.
Wei Xiaobao was illiterate and didn't understand, so he sneaked in quietly and wanted to rummage through the mountains of books. I want to see if there are forty-two chapters from it.
And at this time, he unexpectedly found that another little eunuch was also looking for something in the ghost.
He is naturally Princess Jianning in men's clothes.
It turned out that Princess Jianning was also entrusted by the queen mother and the queen mother to ask her to go to the imperial study to find a forty-two chapter scripture and take the scriptures to read to the queen mother, but the queen mother told Princess Jianning that she couldn't let others know.
Princess Jianning didn't know why, so she naturally listened to the words of the queen mother and went to the imperial study to find books.
Wei Xiaobao saw Princess Jianning wearing a little eunuch costume like a thief.
thought she was a little eunuch in the palace like herself.
I wanted to see what she was up to and scare her.
No, Princess Jianning really found a copy of the Forty-two Chapters Sutra, so she happily screamed to herself, saying that she had finally found the Forty-Two Chapters Sutra.
When Wei Xiaobao heard it, yes, isn't this what he is looking for?
I didn't expect that there were still people looking for it.
So, he jumped out and scared Princess Jianning.
Then pretended to be evil and intimidated Princess Jianning, and asked Princess Jianning to hand over the scriptures to him.
Princess Jianning was originally a barbaric princess, and when she saw that this little eunuch didn't know herself, she dared to scare him, and she had to rob her of the forty-two chapters of the queen mother's scriptures that she had so hard to find.
She didn't say a word, and directly gave Wei Xiaobao a punch.
Wei Xiaobao saw that the other party stole something and dared to beat someone, so he was not polite, and stepped forward to beat Princess Jianning.
When Princess Jianning saw it, she felt that she was not the opponent of this little eunuch, so she hurriedly fled with the forty-two chapters, while shouting for her brother to help.
Wei Xiaobao saw that he still had a fellow party and an elder brother, but he was not afraid, and immediately chased after him.
Forty-two chapters, he must get it!
Some people died, but not completely......