Chapter 23: I blew it up
"You're not coming down, are you? Okay, you wait......"
Li Yunlong said, turned around and ran away.
Everyone didn't know what he was running to, but they felt that something was wrong.
Soon, though, they understood.
I saw Li Yunlong pulling a bamboo pole for drying clothes, and rushed over.
"Ouch, I'll ...... Dad, what are you doing here? ”
Li Feng looked at this situation, and it was okay. Hurriedly slipped off the roof of the car and circled around the car.
"Dad, what are you doing here? I really went to buy books, but I ran into a little devil on the way, what can I do? Dad, are you unreasonable? ”
Li Yunlong took a bamboo pole and chased him around the car.
"You stinky boy, full of lies, dare to deceive Lao Tzu, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you today......"
Oh my god.
The soldiers were stunned.
The two little devils sat in the car, trembling with fear.
Li Feng shouted as he ran.
"Dad, I didn't do anything wrong, why did you beat me?"
Li Yunlong: "You bastard, you haven't done anything wrong?" If you are told to read, you don't read, but you want to provoke the little devil. How many lives do you have? If Lao Tzu doesn't beat you today, you won't have a long memory. ”
Li Feng hurriedly ran behind Ma Ming.
"Uncle Ma, help, Uncle Ma, help! My dad is crazy. ”
OMG!
Ma Ming hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop: "Lao Li, Lao Li, don't be impatient, don't be impatient!" If you do this, things will only get worse. Well, let me do it! Okay? ”
Li Yunlong: "Old Ma, you get out of the way for me, I have to beat this stinky boy to death today, otherwise he won't have a long memory......
Ma Ming was also angry: "Playing the piano indiscriminately, Li Yunlong, you put down the bamboo pole for me, put it down, look at you, do you still have the appearance of being the head of the regiment?" Do you want to make a big deal out of it and get it to the brigade commander? ”
As soon as Li Yunlong heard the brigade commander, his anger suddenly disappeared by half, and he felt less confident.
Ma Ming shouted: "Put down the bamboo pole for me, what are you talking like?" ”
Li Yunlong threw the main pole on the ground, pointed to Li Feng behind Ma Ming and said, "You stinky boy, I'm so angry, remember this fight first, and then clean you up when I turn back." ”
Li Feng stretched out his head from behind Ma Ming, stalked his neck and said, "I want to be a soldier." If you let me be a soldier, you can do whatever you want. ”
"Stinky Boy ......"
This sentence undoubtedly added fuel to the fire. Li Yunlong was so angry that he had to pick up bamboo poles again.
Li Feng went out and stood up directly behind Ma Ming.
"You fight, you kill me, and I will be a soldier too."
Ma Ming hurriedly ran to the front to stop him. With Li Yunlong's temper and anger, he really doesn't know what he can do?
Li Feng said stubbornly: "Uncle Ma, don't stop him, you let him fight." Whose son was not raised by his father's mother? Why is your Li Yunlong's more expensive than other people's gold? ”
When Li Yunlong heard this, he was stunned.
This kind of thing is usually used by him to talk about others. Unexpectedly, today it was used to teach myself a lesson.
Moreover, the one who teaches himself is his own son.
The main thing is that so many fighters are watching here! Why is your Li Yunlong's more expensive than other people's gold?
This sentence is too lethal.
Ma Ming hurriedly said, "Stinky boy, what are you talking about?" Didn't your father let you be a soldier? That's because you're too young. Not suitable for being a soldier yet, do you understand? ”
Li Feng said: "What's wrong with being young? What's wrong with being young? I can still kill devils. ”
Ma Ming: "Do you have a high gun?" You're going to kill devils? ”
Li Feng: "You go and see the equipment on the car, I don't kill devils, devils can give me these things?" ”
Li Yunlong and Ma Ming glanced at each other, we seem to have ignored something!
The two hurriedly ran to the back of the car and opened the canvas to take a look.
Ouch, my goodness.
What heavy machine guns, light machine guns, grenadiers, three-eight big covers, all of them.
And the devil's marching equipment, clothes, not a single one was left behind.
Another whole squad of equipment.
Hey? How can there still be medium formal and old sleeves?
That's not the point, though.
The two looked at each other again.
Where did you get this kid from?
As for saying that Li Feng killed the devil and robbed it, they didn't believe a word.
With such a devil team, Li Yunlong and two companies had to go around.
Isn't it a fantasy to say that Li Feng killed him alone?
Li Feng didn't know what they thought, so he walked up and said, "This time, you believe it, right?" ”
Li Yunlonghuo Avenue: "Stinky boy, you tell me the truth, where did these things come from?" ”
Li Feng said speechlessly: "Didn't you say it?" Kill the little devil and rob it. ”
"Fart, how is this possible?" Li Yunlong resolutely did not believe it.
Li Feng said speechlessly: "Anyway, I got the things back, do you believe it or not." Dad, if you don't let me be a soldier this time, I'll blow things up. I won't give it to you if I blow it up. ”
Li Yunlong glared: "You dare." ”
There are so many things, if they are blown up, it is better to blow them up with him Li Yunlong.
"Do you think I dare?"
Li Feng jumped into the car as he spoke, and he didn't know where to get out a grenade, and took it in his hand and made a string pulling motion.
"Dad, if you don't give me a soldier, if you don't give me a soldier, I'll blow it up now."
"Ouch, my little ancestor, hey......"
Ma Ming hurriedly climbed into the car and grabbed the grenade in Li Feng's hand.
"Xiaofeng, this thing is dangerous, is it okay for Uncle Ma?"
Li Feng: "No, unless you let me be a soldier." ”
Li Yunlong was also afraid, standing there, stunned and didn't dare to speak.
This kid is not yet an adult, do you know if he dares or not? At this age, it is possible to do anything.
Ma Ming glanced at Li Yunlong, then looked back at Li Feng, and said, "Little Ancestor, can you put things down first?" ”
Li Feng: "No, don't let me be a soldier, it's not easy for anyone to come today." The thing is mine, I can blow it up if I want, and no one can take care of it. ”
Ma Ming gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, Xiaofeng, I'm in charge, I'll be a soldier for you, okay!" Put things down. ”
Li Yunlong's eyes widened and glared at Ma Ming.
Li Feng looked at Ma Ming in disbelief: "Really? ”
Ma Ming: "Really, as long as you put your things down, now we go and fill out the form to apply for enlistment, how about it?" ”
Li Feng was suddenly overjoyed in his heart, he could finally complete the task.
It has to be our Uncle Ma who is reliable, but Dad can't.
Li Yunlong opened his mouth to speak.
Ma Ming glared at him: "Go, go, there's no place for you to talk here." ”
After speaking, he secretly gave him a look.
Li Feng put down the grenade and followed Ma Ming in a hurry, not forgetting to turn around and make a grimace at Li Yunlong.
Li Yunlong stood there stunned, not thinking clearly about what Ma Ming's eyes meant.
"What do you see? Lock these two devils up first, and move the things to the warehouse. ”
Li Yunlong roared and hurriedly chased after him.