Chapter 5: Black Humor
5 In fact, it is a very foolish act to engrave on a piece of paper the way you should go and the things that may happen
Calculation is even more foolish.
The Max family is in decline, there is no pillar enough to take on the big responsibility, the child seven years ago is just a joke, the knight family will pay attention to the so-called chivalry, glory and dignity do not allow them to stumble, it is time for the Max family to be reduced to a ninth-rate nobleman, not even as good as his own fly, isn't it so?
Memphis's brain was a little dizzy, the Marks family's rum strength seemed to be a little big, looking at Emory with a sad and solemn face in front of him, he doubted his IQ for the first time, or because of this, he was called the Viscount of Wannian and the ominous fly of the kingdom, Memphis only learned the dark cunning of the nobles, but did not learn the precious dignity in the blood of the nobles, the words cleverness and wisdom are worlds apart.
** may not be ruthless, the drama may not be unrighteous, the so-called aristocracy may not really be just a group of beneficiaries who taste afternoon tea and will only sigh at the greatness of the God of Light and the selfless rules of survival, at least some are not, but unfortunately not everyone understands such a simple and superficial truth.
Old Gurlet looked at the sweaty Emory through the red rum, and there was a hint of relief in his eyes in addition to appreciation, this is a pure emotion that is not mixed with any impurities, on that rainy night seven years ago, he had made a lot of determination to dare to bring this thing back, and the obstacles encountered along the way were not easier than those of his ancestor Aurelius back in the day.
As if remembering something, Gurlight handed the wine glass in his hand to the smiling old butler on the side, and said softly:
"It's a good wine, sort of
The taste of a hundred years of age in Dalm Manor, well, I'm talking about those nobility of the night who are born to enjoy it, aren't you going to have some old man?"
Troy shook his head silently, his broad lips moved, and he looked anxious to stop talking, but in the end he squinted and said: "Lord Viscount, although this is a bit rude, I still want to warn you, try to stay away from those lowly and dirty fellows, after all, they are a group of scum who drink human blood, even if they wrap their hearts in a noble skin, but they are still ugly, like mourning."
The bell is mournful, more annoying than some flies in the kingdom. ”
The old butler Troy in the mansion is a strange gentleman, he always speaks softly, without a trace of anger, but often behind his soft voice always makes people feel an inexplicable twitch, like the winter in the depths of the Verdun Mountains, it is a severe cold piercing into the bones, even if it is wrapped in the fur of the superior demonic beast, it is difficult to resist this trembling from the soul, this is a point recognized by all the servants in the mansion, even if Li Laifu who crossed over had to quietly pick up his tail when facing this mysterious old man.
But Duke Gurlet is clearly an exception, and if Troy is compared to an indestructible sword engraved with all kinds of supreme inscriptions and forbidden spells, then the old viscount Goulet can be called a shield with the absolute seal of the gods' chanting.
Sword and shield, best hostile, mutual restraint, if cooperative, it is possible to change more than just a kingdom.
Gurlett put down the wine glass in his hand and narrowed his eyes slightly: "Old man, your words are still so frank, just like seven years ago. But some things can't be changed in a few words, there is light and there is darkness, and evil feeds more than a group of so-called bad people, if it weren't for those vampires, we would probably be lying in the tomb of the Kingdom of Tustin, not to mention"
Gurlet's voice had become a little eerie, like a lonely murmur in the night.
"Some things must be solved with blood, and they happen to be the spokesmen of the underground dynasty. ”
Troy said no more.
The kingdom of Tustin fell into a deep sleep, the night made her more attractive, the mansion of the Max family can be regarded as a pearl in the night, exuding a faint halo, from time to time there are two or three figures in the interweaving of light and shadow, tonight, this night is very lively.
Li Laifu refused to do anything to women at first, especially the kind of woman whose breasts and brains are disproportionate, maybe not a woman, this little girl named Mosha is just a delicate flower and bone raised in a greenhouse, God knows that she is the product of that big family, maybe it is a certain duke who tossed out of a debauchery in which kiln for a night, as for Memphis said that she is from a civilian family, it is really a funny black joke, Li Laifu is not willing to show the characters behind her, at least he doesn't want to harm the pond fish, Max has been rippling in the ocean of the Tustin Kingdom for too long, Many big people secretly contributed to the fire, and now it is estimated that they are waiting for a fuse to ignite, and the explosives that have been piled up for countless years, I don't know what kind of magnificent landscape will be produced if an explosion occurs.
Subconsciously thought of the servants who had been in charge of his daily life all these years, and a smile hung on the corner of Li Laifu's mouth.
Maybe they'll think I'm a very urbane troubadour?
It's better to do so, or all seven years of hard work will be in vain.
Li Laifu dispelled some strange thoughts in his mind, and turned his gaze to the so-called apprentice magic apprentice who was subdued by his sword, and couldn't help but sigh that the girls in this world are really well developed, the convex place is convex, and the warped place is never reserved at all, and at the age of about seven or eight years old, she already has the capital to make people produce **, this girl named Mosa is estimated to be qualified to lie on the throne of King Tustin and perform the Eros Concerto with him in a few years.
Despite the thoughts of ghosts, the Mithril sword in Li Laifu's hand was still as steady as Mount Tai, and there was no such thing as trembling like a girl, and the fiery red magic lamp shone on Mosha's slightly pale face, like blood watering a flower that was about to bloom.
One thing that is well known on the Eternal Continent, the release of magic requires chanting a lengthy incantation, if you control a mage within this time, it will be a victory without suspense, so Li Laifu chose to face this girl magician with a bit of talent in the way of a knight, the god of light is on top, the fact is that he won, but what to do later, it is really a difficult problem, whether it is appearance or temperament, or some other things, this little girl has given Li Laifu countless hints, she is not simple。
Li Laifu glanced at the old man who dug him out, but found that His Excellency the Old Viscount was talking happily with a black-robed Troy with a leisurely expression, Li Laifu breathed a sigh of relief, at this time he understood that he was not the only one who was not afraid of heaven and earth, and the word arrogance did not seem to have much to do with age.
"Miss Mosa, your princess robe imitating the royal style of the Alberon Empire looks very precious, and the lace trim flowers embellished on it are unique and elegant, how to say it, well, it is like a budding thorn flower that is fascinating, and the leg of mutton sleeves tied around the wrist are really good, at first glance, it is a nobleman who has never experienced ups and downs to dress like this, but you can rest assured, as a knight, this sword that symbolizes supreme glory in my hand will not be aimed at a flower like you. That's undignified. ”
Li Laifu said with extremely sincere feelings, and took a sword flower in his hand, the sword blade of the Max family is not something for those corrupt nobles to use as a pastime to show off, and the piercing sound of breaking the sky came into the ears of Mosha, who was already frightened, making her originally pale face more and more distorted.
Putting the sword on her neck again, Li Laifu's eyes were meaningful.
"But how can your delicate flower bones understand that the coat of arms of the Albeline Empire is composed of a demon ape that symbolizes wisdom and an unyielding thorn flower, and only the coat of arms can represent the soul of an immortal empire. ”
Mosha, dressed in a red princess robe, didn't speak, her lips trembled, but she didn't make any sound of worthwhile, not even a few symbolic scoldings.
On the other side, there was no time to talk nonsense, the Viscount of Memphis almost tore off his hypocritical cloak and was ready to scold, but the old butler Troy coughed lightly but made him understand that he was to blame for all this, and this was not a place where he could do whatever he wanted, watching the girl named Mosa being held around the neck by a cold and shining knight's sword, Memphis felt that his position as a viscount had also been achieved, her identity was much more valuable than his own fly, and when he thought that there was still an institution called the Inquisition in a place like Eld Cathedral, which represented the light and sacredness, Memphis had already prepared a draft of his last words in his heart。
I, a goddamn fool, shouldn't be, even the werewolves who live underground are 10,000 times smarter than I am. I confessed, I believed that all knights were bright and fearless, and I kept saying that if there was a next life, I would never take the bastard daughter of the cardinal to any place with a slight stain on it, I promise!
His assurance is for the all-knowing and all-powerful God of Light to listen to, Li Laifu is a college student of the Celestial Empire who has received an education in third-rate pseudo-high-end theories, how can he be afraid of ethereal things like cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, what cardinal in his eyes is tantamount to a Jianghu warlock who buys a strong pill at the foot of Jiuhua Mountain, but it is Mosha, who has been in danger, but is silent, which makes him feel a little inexplicably uneasy.
Such a close distance, not to mention a new generation who has just obtained the qualification of a trainee magician, even those old guys in the magic union do not dare to act rashly, because the justice of the gods makes their bodies and bones too weak, and even ordinary people are inferior, the Mithril sword can easily erase their necks, even so, Li Laifu does not feel the slightest advantage, he has long been beyond the surface of things in his eyes as a human being, and Li Laifu now enjoys the process of analysis more than solving.
For example, now.
Li Laifu narrowed his eyes and slowly withdrew the Mithril longsword back from the scabbard hidden at his waist, and at the end of a certain point in time, he determined a fact that even he could hardly believe.
The fear and paleness on the little girl's face were nothing more than a black humor.
"Sure enough, even if it is a girl, as long as some admirable titles are exposed in front of her surname, she can tear off the mask called purity, hehe, seven years of forbearance, has anyone noticed. ”
Li Laifu muttered softly, and his smile froze with Mosha's increasingly cold gaze.