CH.8 Accidents
The bank manager frowned, and anxiously paced the door of the testing room with his hands behind his back, and after a while, the door of the testing room finally opened, and several technicians in white research coats walked out of it.
"How? Did you find out something? β
The manager asked worriedly, shaking his shiny bald head.
"You're too worried, we haven't found anything, and no matter how many times the instrument has been tested, it shows that this thing is not made of gold."
The technical team leader said and handed a rectangular item that looked very similar to a gold brick to the manager, and the manager took the thing in his hand and looked at it again and again, with an incredible expression.
"Isn't this really gold? This looks like gold! You're not lying to me, are you? β
"Really, no, you haven't even been able to tell the gold after so many years in the bank? It just looks alike. β
"I get that, but what the hell is it made of?"
"It's not clear because the instrument doesn't show what it's made of, but the only thing we know for sure is that it's really not a precious metal."
"Okay, I see, thank you, sorry for the trouble."
The bank manager sighed, he waved his hand, motioned to the secretary standing next to him to put his things away and put them in the suitcase, and then the two walked out of the testing center one after the other, sat on the air that had been parked at the door for a long time, and flew away.
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It was already six o'clock in the afternoon, the weather was gradually getting cooler, the evening breeze blew through the window from time to time, Gu Yingjun was lying comfortably on the waiting bench of the bank, blowing the air conditioner and sleeping heavily, several security guards holding guns to guard him.
A black car slowly descended from the air to the parking lot in front of the bank, and after a while, the door opened, and the manager with black lines on his face and the secretary with a suitcase walked in from outside.
Hearing the sound, Gu Yingjun didn't pay attention to it, he turned over and continued to dream.
The manager crossed his hands and clasped his hands, he looked at the young man lying on the chair with mixed feelings, and then glanced at the secretary, the secretary understood, she quickly stepped forward and patted Gu Yingjun-
"Wake up, sir, please wake up, you have been asleep for four hours, and we have something to say to you."
"Ahh
Gu Yingjun stretched slowly, he rubbed his eyes and sat up from the chair, touching his messy hair by the way.
"Awake? Did you sleep well? β
"I'm pretty much asleep...... Not...... What are you going to do? β¦β¦β
"That's right, just now we took your gold brick for a test, and later found out that it was not valuable, and now I return it to you, sorry for keeping you waiting."
"I said it all, this thing was originally mine, not from you, and I am not in the same group of robbers, I was tricked in by them, but you don't believe it, so you have to keep me in the bank......"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's all a misunderstanding! I'm really sorry! After all, after all my years of work, it's the first time I've seen a robber who doesn't run away! IβI didn't expect that to be the case! β
"Hehe, I also misunderstood, after all, it is the first time I have seen a shooting scene without a photographer after so many years of life."
When he said this, everyone could hear a trace of killing intent from Gu Yingjun's tone.
"I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! We didn't mean to! β
The secretary lowered his head and apologized again and again, and then sent Gu Yingjun to kneel.
"I don't want you to apologize! I want the manager to apologize to me! Gu Yingjun's expression suddenly became extremely fierce, "I just want to find a manager now!" Call him out for me! What about the manager? What about people? Didn't you just have a good time here! β
Seeing that the situation was not right, the manager who was hiding behind the service counter hurriedly came out to calm down, he bowed to Gu Yingjun frequently, and said with a smile: "Sir, I'm sorry, I'm a step late, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding I just ...... you."
"Don't pretend to be an afterthought for me! You were the one who told the security guard to beat me! You were the one who asked the security guards to search my body! It's you who told the security guards to watch me and I won't let me run! Don't you have surveillance here? I don't know if I'm in a gang with the robbers! Do you have to make such a big deal out of it!
"If you don't believe me, you can call the police, instead of locking me up here and delaying time! Also, if something so big happens, you are embarrassed to continue to operate, and you don't hurry up and close the bank to check the loss! Are you qualified! Are you like talking! Do you know how derelict you are!
"I'd rather vent my anger at a plastic bag of foam cardboard than call the police for help, and I'd rather say that someone else robbed you of your gold bricks than take a closer look at whether this thing has your bank code on it! If something happens, ask the secretary to take the blame for you, and hide behind yourself as a turtle with a shrunken head, you can do it!
"It's fine if you throw me in a room, why do you have to leave me in the hall for others to watch? Do you think I don't deserve human dignity? Or are you trying to torture me on purpose? You think you're humorous, don't you? β¦β¦β
Gu Yingjun exhausted what he had learned in his life and scolded the bank manager, but the bank manager was so frightened by him that he didn't dare to move, and stood there obediently to be scolded, and after Gu Yingjun stopped scolding, he quickly took a bottle of water from the counter and gave it to him to dissipate his anger-
"Sir! I beg you! Today we are not right! I shouldn't have locked you up here! I'll give you this bottle of water, it's a little heart! But I beg you not to tell about it! You have to keep the bank robbery a secret no matter what! β
Gu Yingjun, who got the water, was relieved for a while and was laughed at by the manager's brainless speech: "Please! The bank was robbed, you are the victim, not the perpetrator, what are you afraid of? Call the police and kill you again!
"Besides, the bank was robbed, and I am not the only one who knows about it, the staff present all know, you can gag me, but can you gag everyone? What is the use of begging me! Sooner or later, it's going to leak! β
Gu Yingjun said, picked up the "gold brick", took the water bottle and walked out the door, and the manager followed him all the way until he walked out of the bank and did not stop.
"Hey, if something happens, go back quickly, what are you doing with me?"
Gu Yingjun turned his head impatiently, and the bottle in his hand was pinched by him.
"I'm going to die."
The manager said suddenly.
"What? What did you say? β
"Yes, yes, yes...... I'm going to die...... Gold bars cannot be lost...... Gold bars can't be lost...... Woo-huh......"
The manager actually sobbed as he spoke.
Gu Yingjun was so angry that he wanted to hit him with a bottle.
"You're not sick, you! What to cry about! The gold bars are coded, and even if they enter the market, they will be found late! You might as well call the police if you're crying here! What's the use of crying with me! β
"Nope! No! It's time! I'm running out of time! I'm running out of time! I, I, I...... ββ!!!Uhh β
The manager suddenly knelt on the ground, hugged Gu Yingjun's leg and cried loudly, the passers-by who came and went were attracted by the crazy man in front of them, and couldn't help but stop and look at them, thanks to the manager, tonight's fire cloud came in advance, but it appeared on Gu Yingjun's face.
The crowd of onlookers grew, pointing at the two men, and occasionally letting out some embarrassing laughter, some even holding their mobile phones to take pictures.
"Let it go! Neuropathy! Sick! What the did I mess with you? Get lost! Get out of here! β
Gu Yingjun kicked the manager away, broke up the crowd watching the excitement, and ran towards the other side of the road like crazy, the bank manager's cry followed like a ghost, and for a while, the hollows on both sides of the road rang out, and the grief was long. If it weren't for the traffic police standing at the intersection to evacuate the crowd, the onlookers would have almost blocked the traffic.
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Gu Yingjun crumpled the paper towel into a ball and threw it heavily into the garbage bin at the entrance of the alley, the paper ball was full of snot, saliva and tears, as well as the sweat from his extreme running.
This was the fourth time he had thrown a paper ball, and thanks to the experience of developing tear ducts, his calf was full of tears, and for a moment, he even felt that he could do without it.
Damn it! Lunatic! Lunatic! A bunch of maniacs! It's all crazy!
Gu Yingjun smashed his fist on the wall, his mood at the moment can be said to be extremely bad - no one asked for a job for a day, and finally met a paid person and was cheated and beaten! As soon as he thought of the beating, the bruises on his body began to ache again, and the anger continued to surge.
Damn it! How stupid you are! Why didn't you ask that manager for mental damages? It's really a beating for nothing! Cheap him!
The more Gu Yingjun thought about it, the more angry he became, he sat in the corner of the wall decadently, staring straight ahead with his eyes, looking at the crowd coming and going outside the alley in a daze.
After a while, he sighed and got up from the corner, ready to continue outside to try his luck. After all, no matter how angry you are, life still has to pass, it's late now, the huge amount of compensation is not settled at the moment, Xiaomeng is still waiting for him at home, and he has to find a job before he can go home anyway.
He rubbed the aching wound and rearranged the wrinkled garment. When he was cleaning up his trouser pocket, he touched the "gold brick" that had beaten him, and he took it out of his trouser pocket and played with it gently in his hand.
The shape of the "golden brick" is cuboidal, it is not big, it is a whole circle smaller than ordinary bricks, but it is full of weight, and when Gu Yingjun took it, his hand sank down directly, and he almost didn't catch it. The "gold brick" is so bright and bright that it is easy to think that it is gold without careful inspection, but only its owner knows what it is.
Gu Yingjun held the "golden brick" high and placed it to shine in the sunset, the glow spread out through the bricks under his eyes, and his pupils refracted a faint soft purple light.
Yes, the "Golden Brick" can transmit light, and with the help of the glimmer, Gu Yingjun can barely see a golden-red flame burning happily in the "Golden Brick", like a dancing elf, full of life and vitality.
Gu Yingjun looked at the flame in front of him and smiled with relief, he suddenly remembered that Xiaomeng didn't know that he had this thing, but it didn't matter, this child would know about its existence sooner or later, maybe she already knew, but she just didn't tell him.
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As night fell, people came out to have fun, and the hustle and bustle outside attracted Gu Yingjun's attention, and he put away the "gold bricks" and prepared to try his luck at the night market. Before leaving, he drank the last drop of water from a plastic bottle and went to the trash can at the entrance of the alley to throw away the garbage.
Just as he was aiming at the trash can and preparing to launch, suddenly, a mechanical arm threw in from outside the alley without warning, and pulled away the trash can with a "swish", Gu Yingjun was caught off guard by this flash, and the plastic bottle that had just been thrown out fell directly to the ground.
"What's going on? What about trash cans? Who's going to rob me of the trash can? β
Gu Yingjun ran out of the alley angrily, and he saw a cleaning robot with six outstretched arms busy picking up the recyclables from the trash can and throwing them into the convenient storage bin behind him.
"Hey! I'm talking about you! I haven't thrown it away yet, what are you going to take? Wait a minute, can't you? - Huh? Feed! Feed!! β
Before Gu Yingjun could finish counting, the cleaning robot threw down the unfinished trash can in a panic, and slid quickly towards the other end of the street with the unfilled box on its back.
"Run? You're still running! You dare to run! Don't run! You apologize to me! You guy who doesn't have a human in his eyes! Feed! Give me back! β
Gu Yingjun didn't care about throwing away the garbage, he opened his legs and chased the robot frantically, and the anger that had been pent up for a day finally exploded at this moment-
He Gu Yingjun is looked down upon, forget it!! Why don't even the robots ignore him!! He's going to make this guy end up like a hospital guard robot!!
The wind was whistling in his ears, his sneakers seemed to be on fire, behind him were countless speed lines, and in his eyes were a ten-fold marquee.
The wind brought by Gu Yingjun's galloping swept over the crowd enjoying supper, blew up the skirts of the little couple in the park, fanned the mosquitoes lurking under the street lamps, and smashed the signs erected on the lawn, surpassing the little brother who delivered food on a motorcycle......
Along the way, he blocked and killed the gods and Buddhas, blocked the Buddha door, broke the door wall, and ran out of the whole summer with his legs.
On that day, people in the night market of Future Avenue in District 07 of Smart City saw a man who crossed the seasons with their eyes.
At that time, people had no way of knowing about the man, only that from that moment on, they took down the studio accounts of many world-class runners.
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Gu Yingjun ran all the way and followed the robot to a remote wood, where a cleaning truck was parked in a clearing in the forest, and it seemed that the robot and the car belonged to a waste recycling station.
The street lights on both sides of the woods path turned on, the moths danced in the night, the little robot staggered and slid under the street lamp, it poured out all the bottles in the storage box, and counted carefully by the light of the street lamp, Gu Yingjun hid in the grass and observed all this, ready to take advantage of his unpreparedness.
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The little robot counted for a long time, and finally counted all the bottles.
Gu Yingjun waited for a long time, and finally waited for the moment of revenge.
He grabbed a stick, bent his waist, and stealthily moved towards the robot.
Just as he was about to grab the robot, suddenly, the little robot that was quiet just now changed its true colors and jumped up anxiouslyβ
"Two hundred bottles! I only have two hundred bottles! I'm two hundred away! What should I do? I'm two hundred away! What am I going to do? β
Gu Yingjun was startled by this sudden laser dance, the wooden stick in his hand suddenly fell to the ground, and the robot suddenly became clever and turned to stare at him.
"What are you going to do? You can't be fighting me for a bottle, are you? I'm telling you, I won't give you a single bottle! β
The expression on the robot's electronic screen has changed from the anxious sweaty face just now to the fierce knife face now.
"Don't worry, I won't snatch your bottle, I just want to beat you up."
Gu Yingjun picked up the wooden stick, took it in his hand and patted it gently.
Hearing this, the robot let out a long sigh of relief: "Whew! That's great! You wanted to hit me! Just don't grab the bottle! β
Gu Yingjun was a little puzzled by these words: "No, aren't you afraid of being beaten?" Is the bottle more important than being beaten? β
The robot looked at him suspiciously, and then it laughed easily: "Haha, human, you are so stupid, we robots are welded from steel, no more than your flesh and blood, unless you use a laser knife or a flame gun, the wooden stick in your hand really can't hurt me." β
It said as it pointed to the stick.
That makes sense...... That's smart...... Why didn't I think of that? β¦β¦ I wouldn't really be looked down upon by it, would I? β¦β¦
Gu Yingjun glanced at the wooden stick in his hand, and the whole person was directly stupid.
"Human, go back if you're okay, the forest at night is dangerous. Of course, you can hit me if you're really not convinced, although I don't know why you're hitting me. β
The robot spread its hands to him, and it made Gu Yingjun feel a little embarrassed.
"Uh...... No...... IβI'm actually quite curious...... Why would you rather get beaten than lose the bottle? β
"Because if I don't get up to the number of bottles I have today, the Director is going to take me and tear me up into parts, which is what you humans call death."
"And how many bottles are you going to collect today?"
"800, I've collected 600, and I'm still 200 missing, but I really can't help it, I don't want to be demolished."
"Then you can wait, there is the night market in front, there are many people dining here, and when the night market is over, you can go and collect the bottles under the table, I guarantee there are more than two hundred bottles there."
After listening to Gu Yingjun's suggestion, the robot shook his head and smiled: "Human, thank you, you are so kind, but it's useless, I can't wait until the night market is over, I've run out of time, I have to go back." β
As he spoke, he opened the door of the truck and put the car into airplane mode, and the rear of the car began to spew red flames, and the whole car slowly rose in an eruption.
"Wait a minute! I have one more thing to ask you! β
Gu Yingjun jumped up and banged on the car window.
"What's the matter?"
The robot rolls down the window.
"What are the penalties for overtime?"
"If you overtime, you will be reduced by half, and if you lack goods, you will be executed, do you have anything else?"
"No more! Just curious to ask! β
"Human, if it's okay, go back early, and go to the night market to have fun."
The robot turned around as it turned around, and the flameshoot was maxed out, and purple flames erupted from the bottom of the truck, like hellish fires, burning over the forest.
When everything was ready, it poked its head out of the car window, trying to say goodbye to the funny human, but no matter how much it searched, it couldn't see it anymore.
Maybe the humans are gone, maybe it's the night market, and I should go too.
Thinking so, the robot quickly turned the steering wheel and pressed the accelerator to the bottom, and the truck dragged the flames towards the scrap recycling station at the very edge of the city.