Chapter 1 Probably sent
Xu Feng admitted that he drank a little before going to bed.
But if you drink Coke, you won't get so drunk.
Haruka remembered that his new book was on the shelves today, and he was overjoyed and ordered a luxury takeaway to eat.
I fell on the bed and played with my phone for a while, and then I fell asleep in the bed.
But no matter what, there shouldn't be anyone else in your house.
And he was woken up by the voice of the person next to the bed.
ββ¦β¦ Brother Niu, how are your KPIs for this year? β
"Hey, no, no, no, there are still a lot of seductive performances, this year's vacation must be in vain."
"Hey...... I'm here too, busy all year round, either coming up to hook people, or catching some bastard stuff, and I'm so busy all year round that I can't even take a vacation...... Hiccup......"
Listen to the noisy voices in your ears,
Xu Feng reluctantly opened some sleepy eyes,
I saw two blurred figures standing beside my bed,
How can there be anyone else in my house?
Xu Feng's eyes widened a little more, and he saw the two figures standing by the bed,
A human body with a horse face, a human body with a bull head.
The horse's face and the bull's head still had a drunken flush on their faces, and they were pouring bitter water on each other.
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Xu Feng still had a lot of question marks in his head with some sleepiness.
Then he suddenly woke up, and sat up from the bed with a bang.
ββ¦β¦ It is said that the ghost is good, the ghost is an iron rice bowl, the ghost is also bitter, there are a bunch of people above, we are more than less than the bottom, it is a life of being a cow and a horse, my old horse is bitter...... Brother Niu, I'm bitter here...... Hiccup......"
The horse said with his head in his arms, and spit out another wine burp,
"It's okay, it's okay...... Tomorrow's sorrow comes, tomorrow's sorrow, today's wine is drunk today...... We've hooked our souls here, and we'll go back and drink...... We don't get drunk and don't go home...... Hiccup......"
The bull's head also hiccuped.
Originally
It's not that he's drunk, it's that these two have drunk too much.
Xu Feng propped his hands back, sat on the bed, and took advantage of the two bitter waters,
Already vigilant, carefully examined these two.
Make sure that these two are not hoods, or that the horse's head and the cow's head are attached to the person.
At this moment,
Xu Feng thought a lot, and a lot of legends about bull heads and horse noodles were running wildly in his mind.
But in the end, it all comes down to one thing...... He's probably going to send it.
ββ¦β¦ Eh, he's awake. Let's go, hurry up and hook it down. β
The drunken bull with red cheeks turned his head and noticed Xu Feng,
"It's awake. Let's go, when the time comes, come with us. β
ββ¦β¦ That, two big brothers, you're not mistaken, right? β
Facing this bull head and horse face, Xu Feng gradually recovered from his confused state,
And then gradually the sadness came from the heart.
Even though I don't have a father or a mother here, I don't have to die like this.
I'm at a good age here, and the new book has just hit the shelves, and Xu Feng has a hunch that this book's results are going to soar.
As a result, he just sent it?
And looking at these two bull-headed horses who were so drunk that they wiped each other's tears,
Xu Feng is really not at ease, are you sure you are not mistaken?
"I'm Xu Feng, I feel like I was fine before, why did I send it all of a sudden."
Xu Feng still wanted to struggle.
"Don't worry, that's right...... Hiccup...... Composed...... Xu Feng is right, it's you, don't waste time, let's go on the road with the two of us. β
The horse said with a straight face, but his cheeks were still red,
"Little brother, I know you're uncomfortable, like your big brother Niu, I've been hooking souls here for many years, and I can't be wrong. Before this man died, he was still alive, all the same. You know. β
Niu Tou is not very drunk, and he calls Xu Feng a brother.
"What's the matter, let's talk about it in the next life, that's it in this life."
Xu Feng's heart was even more uncomfortable.
But what can be done, Xu Feng can only stand up from the bed,
Subconsciously, I also put on the slippers next to the bed,
He turned back to look at his bed.
It stands to reason that now my body should be lying on the bed with my eyes closed.
But
Xu Feng saw the empty bed, and the sheets that had just slept with some wrinkles.
"Huh...... Look, two big brothers, I'm still alive here, and you don't see my body on the bed...... Look, is there a mistake, I'm not dead at all? β
Xu Feng still had some expectations, and hurriedly said out loud.
And then
Niu Tou raised his head, looked at the bed in front of Xu Feng, turned his head and looked at the horse's face,
The horse turned his head, also glanced at the bed, and then at the bull's head,
"Old Ma, didn't you see his body on the bed?"
"I saw it, isn't it right there......"
The horse raised his hand staggeringly, pointing to the bed.
"Alright...... Brother Xu Feng, I know you're sad...... But you're wrong. β
"Come with us, don't delay......"
"Gone...... gone"
It didn't use anything, the horse and the bull turned around and led away,
The two brothers staggered and supported each other.
Xu Feng looked at the empty bed again,
Am I not seeing it myself?
Then he looked at his familiar room and looked out the window.
Outside the window, it was supposed to be a bustling city, but it was pitch black at this time, and only some black fog could be faintly seen.
And the bull head and horse face led the way and went out from the door of Xu Feng's house,
Outside the door, what you see is not the corridor that should be,
And it is like a winding and rugged sheep intestine path in the wilderness, and outside the path, it is shrouded in the same black fog.
Looking at this scene, Xu Feng was even more sad.
That's how he died...... After he died, the bull head and horse face who came to the two souls were so unreliable.
Also drunk to work!
"Let's go, Brother Xu Feng, hurry up, hurry up and get on the road, don't delay."
The head of the bull, who had already gone out of the house, leaned on his horse's face and turned back and shouted again.
What could Xu Feng, who was uncomfortable and afraid of the unknown, follow him out of the door,
And stepping on the winding sheep intestine path, Xu Feng turned back again, and his house had disappeared.
Behind him and in front of him, the sheep intestine trail stretched equally long into the distance.
And the drunken bull head and horse face in front of him, waiting for Xu Feng to step out of the house,
didn't wait for him, walked faster and faster in front, as if he forgot,
It's just that Xu Feng can still vaguely hear the two bulls and horses, still pouring bitter water on each other.
ββ¦β¦ My life is miserable, old cow...... How young I was back then, and others came to work as soon as they flickered...... It turned out to be a cow and a horse......"
"You said that this is such a scary thing, let the two of us do it......"
"It's all the same, old horse, I'm bitter here...... How many years do you think I've been working hard here...... I applied for leave a few days ago...... I said I had some jade, and he asked me to hook two more people...... Uh-huh......"
"Woo...... Bullying people, too much bullying horses......"
The two brothers walked in front, talking and talking with sadness from the bottom of their hearts, and then cried as they walked.
Xu Feng cried miserably when he heard these two, and the sadness he sent was much lighter.
I don't know, I thought it was the two brothers in front of me who died, not him.
"Two big brothers, wait for me, I'll be lost in a while!"
Seeing that the bull head and the horse face were far away, Xu Feng hurriedly chased after him,
This sheep intestine trail, barely shoulder-width wide, looking at the black mist shrouded around this trail, you can't see your five fingers,
Xu Feng's mind was full of some legends about Huangquan Road, for fear that some evil ghosts would come out of the black fog on both sides and catch him in.
The bull head and horse walking in front listened to Xu Feng's shout,
Supporting each other, they turned their heads and looked at Xu Feng again.
Under his eyes, since he stepped on the sheep intestine path, Xu Feng's whole body began to reveal golden light.
The further you go, the more powerful the golden light shines through,
The thick black fog around them dodged the golden light that bloomed more and more,
It's like the fog of the early morning meets the sun at noon.
ββ¦β¦ Woowoo...... We're going to have a hard time...... It's too much of a bully......"
"Woooooooooo......oo If he hadn't been drunk, who would have dared to do this? β
"It's useless to drink so much, I'm still afraid, old horse ......"
The two of them listened to Xu Feng's shout, turned around, cried harder, and walked faster.
And then
It's probably on the sheep intestine trail on Huangquan Road here,
Xu Feng is chasing all the way, and the two are running all the way.
I don't know if I'm tired, I don't know how long I've walked like this.
The surrounding sheep intestine path is getting wider and wider.
Then the outline of a huge city appeared in the distance,
The towering ancient city walls wrap around a huge city.
On the city wall, there is also a huge city gate, and the city gate is hung with the words "Xudu City".
Just look over the tall ancient city wall and look inside, but you can still see some taller buildings.
There are a lot of high-rise buildings in the city, and it's like a modern city.
This contrast made Xu Feng a little confused.
"Xu Feng, I'm going to the place."
I don't know if it's all the way, Xu Feng feels that the two wines seem to have faded, at least he didn't hug his head and cry anymore.
But at this moment, he was still standing far away from Xu Feng,
Turned his head and looked at Xu Feng, and then said to Xu Feng.
"Huh?"
Xu Feng was stunned, this seems to be far away from the 'Xudu City'.
But he still honestly followed the two bulls and horses.
But just taking one step forward is like crossing a long distance.
The capital city, which was originally still on the edge of the sky, was in it at once.
Is it here to see?
Xu Feng couldn't help but have such a thought in his mind,
And then look ahead,
In front of him is a quaint palace building, just looking and feeling a little new.
On the door of the temple, there is a plaque with the word 'Yama' written on itβa font that I don't recognize, but I know the meaning when I see it.
And now, in the great open door of the temple, it was empty,
In the open space outside the palace gate, there were Xu Feng and the two bull-headed horses.
The bull head and horse face had already run farther at this time, and he couldn't wait to shrink into a corner.
And looking farther into the palace building,
It is to see a large number of high-rise buildings that could be seen outside the city before.
But......
Why is there no one around here?
What should I do now?
Go into this palace or stand here and wait?
Xu Feng's mind was full of confusion.
Turning around, Xu Feng looked at the two bull-headed horses that brought him over, and wanted to ask him.
But as Xu Feng's gaze turned, the two bull-headed horses inexplicably hid farther away?
Could it be that my death was unlucky?
Turned into a demon?
But I don't feel anything, and I don't want to do anything.
Xu Feng, who was a little stunned along the way, was even more confused at this time,
looked down at himself,
He also wears a short-sleeved T-shirt and long pants, and slippers that he has worn for several years.
Even the short-sleeved chest position, there are a few points of oil left over from eating takeout at night.
Nothing has changed, huh?
Just when Xu Feng looked at it with a confused face,
The two bullheads and horses face the eyes,
Xu Feng is like a sun that is gradually blooming,
The golden light from that body has enveloped the entire palace area,
is spreading rapidly into the distance,
And the surrounding heaven and earth were trembling slightly, as if they were welcoming the return of something.
The bull-headed horse shrank there, and his body was covered with the golden light.
The golden light didn't hurt the two of them, but they could feel the rich majesty and kindness.
Let him both want to kneel on the ground.
Bow your head, hug each other, huddle there, shivering.
ββ¦β¦ Eh, little brother, here you are......"
At this moment, a person finally walked out of the empty palace,
The man was carrying the golden light, and the golden light avoided in front of him and walked in front of Xu Feng.
The two cowheads and horses who were cow and horse face cows and horses that were cowing there raised their heads and looked at the man who came, and there was a kind of excitement in their eyes to be saved.
Xu Feng also raised his head from the clothes he was wearing, and looked at the person who walked in front of him,
This is a middle-aged man, with a beard, feeling a little unkempt, wearing a shirt on the upper body, trousers on the bottom, and a pair of slippers.
What do you say...... It is a little different from the underground staff in Xu Feng's imagination.
The middle-aged man greeted Xu Feng warmly, and then reached out and hugged Xu Feng.
Over there, under the eyes of the bull head and horse, as the middle-aged man approached, he hugged Xu Feng, and the golden light on Xu Feng's body seemed to be pressed back all of a sudden, returning to normal.
The bull-headed horse breathed a sigh of relief, and then collapsed to the ground.
"Are you...... It's ......"
Xu Feng was enthusiastically hugged by the middle-aged man's shoulders, still confused, and then turned his head to look at the bull-headed horse face that was paralyzed on the ground.
He felt that this bull-headed horse's attitude towards him was a little strange, since he walked on the Huangquan Road,
These two are like...... A little afraid of him?
"My surname is Bao, you can just call me Lao Bao. These two are cowardly, afraid that you will suddenly give him two slaps. β
"After all, if you make a mistake, it's understandable that you are afraid that the victim will hit him."
The old bag glanced at the bull's head and horse face, and said to Xu Feng with a casual smile.
Xu Feng listened to it, and felt that it made sense, but it felt extraordinarily outrageous.
Then before he could speak, he saw Lao Bao let go of the hand that was holding his shoulder, and then turned his head,
Masashi looked majestically at the head of the bull and the face of the horse.
"Timid, dare to seduce people after getting drunk!"
"This Xu Feng brother was supposed to live ninety-nine, but he was hooked by the two of you at this moment."
"When you get drunk on official business, you hook the wrong soul when you get drunk, what crime should you two be guilty of!"
Lao Bao's face turned red, and he said angrily to the bull head and the horse.
When the bull and the horse heard the sound, they instantly got up from the ground.
"We are drunk and derelict in our duties, and we deserve to die for our crimes, and we are willing to be punished."
"Okay, since both of you say that your sin deserves death, then go to the eighteenth layer of hell, suffer from the eighteenth layer of hell, and never be able to be reborn!"
A majestic voice sounded, and Lao Bao said to the bull head and horse face.
The head of the bull and the face of the horse bowed their heads, and did not move.
Then Lao Bao stood there angrily and did not move.
Xu Feng, who was standing next to him, looked back and forth at the two bullheads and horses, and this old bag.
Well?
Why didn't you move?
Shouldn't there be two ghosts, just drag these two bullheads and horses down?
Look back and forth.
Xu Feng blinked, hesitating if he should say something?
"That, old bag? Although these two bull heads and horse faces hooked the wrong soul, they will not be able to live forever. β
"Actually, I'm fine, just send me back. I'm just going to think of it as a dream. β
Xu Feng said carefully.
"Good! Since the victim intercedes for you, then you will be spared the death penalty, but the capital crime can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped! β
The old Baotou didn't reply, so he continued to say to the bull head and horse noodles,
Both the bull head and the horse face with their heads bowed breathed a sigh of relief.
Xu Feng nodded, well, that's it, even if it is not forever superborn,
These two should also be punished.
I said I was still alive, so I got these two down.
"I will punish you for two months, and the next time you dare to commit it again, you will not be spared."
"Thank you for your mercy, Mr. Xie Xu for your mercy......"
Xu Feng: "??? β
Xu Feng was full of question marks, and turned his head to look at the old bag with a straight face?
What's the matter, you will be fined two months' wages?
They got drunk and went to work, and they hooked the wrong soul,
My soul hook is wrong, and it's worth two months' salary.
Isn't this a bit too sparing?
"Little brother, you are really kind-hearted, such a felony of the wrong person, if it weren't for your intercession, little brother, I would have let them both taste the pain of eternal life."
The bull head turned around and slipped away without a shadow,
This old bag was still talking to Xu Feng with a straight face, and sighed, as if he was quite emotional.
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"That's fine...... Can you send me back now, maybe just in time for breakfast? β
Xu Feng felt that these people were playing him.
But the situation is stronger than people, silent and silent, and then just asked in such a whisper,
Then, as if he hadn't heard him,
Laughing again,
"But ah, little brother, you're here, and it will take a lot of effort to send you back. Or I'll find you a job here, iron rice bowl, drought and flood protection, and housing allocation. β
"Or just do it here."
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"I don't bother with it, I want to go back!"
Xu Feng's words were louder, he didn't know where he got the courage to dare to shout at this old bag who looked like a high-level civil servant in the prefecture.
"Ahem...... Brother Xu, you see, you don't have a house or relatives on it, isn't it the same anywhere, I know that your novel is going to be popular, but working here is definitely easier than living on it.
It's also a separate room. β
Lao Bao raised his eyebrows with Xu Feng informally.
"And the conditions are good here, you see the high-rise buildings here. We are really short of people here, so let's help. β
Listening to Lao Bao talk about his situation so carefully,
Xu Feng knew that he must have been played.
I said how did I just say it, I won't say it,
Good guys, rehearsed right?