I said, "Yes." What am I fooling you for?"

"You're going to come up with one now, I'll see?" Yan Jiji called out.

He didn't understand the out-of-body node, and I explained to him, "Not now, it has to be conditional......"

I'd like to say I had to be tortured by a woman to get out of my body, but that's too humiliating to tell anyone.

Yan Jiji smiled, and his smile was clear: You are still bluffing me? Am I so bluffing?

I was anxious, "Really, one day when I'm really out of my body, I'll jump into your ear and say a few words to you." ”

"Can true souls still speak?" he didn't believe.

I said proudly, "Yes, I have spoken to Brother Tao and Hua Xiangrong in my ears." What are you talking about, my Grandma Luo's true soul can go to Changbai Mountain Tianchi in two or three days!"

"Granny Luo, the old shaman?"

"yes. ”

"You learned from her, I can't complain!"

I remember that I seemed to have told someone once, saying that I learned from Grandma Luo, and Brother Tao learned from me, alas, I told Yan Jiji that I went to Brother Tao's police station once.

He was relieved, sat down, and said to me in a serious tone, "Xiaohong, you can't tell anyone what you see. ”

"Don't worry, unless I write a novel later. ”

"What to write?" he asked me.

I said, "Small, novel, ......."

"What are you writing that thing for? Nothing, find a girl...... The one in the car, is that your girlfriend?"

I was embarrassed, "We haven't been dating for a long time." ”

"It's beautiful, hey, where do you two grow lover flesh, why are there always beautiful women around?"

"If it's not pretty, we don't have a partner, and we don't want □□. ”

Yan Luji glanced at me several times, and suddenly laughed with a "plop eat", "** is quite good!"

"That's yes, the flower is compatible with that rotten // goods, my dad threw it in the wastebasket, in the garbage bin. ”

"Your dad's □□?"

"Hmph, I'm □ her!"

"You, her and you?"

"Don't you believe it? I said that there are a few hidden features of her body, you can see today, am I right? ”

I said a few things, and I listened to myself and stammered.

I'm complacent.

Yan Jiji woke up from his stunned state, straightened up again, and said to me, "Xiaohong, I think you seem to have an opinion on flower compatibility?"

"I just have an issue with her, can you take her down now?"

"Take it down?!Are you kidding? It's all publicized, it's going through the organizational procedure, there is no major problem, there is no right to cancel the publicity, there is no right to take it down for others, what about making a joke?"

I said, "What should I report?"

"Yes, if you want to report that she has a major problem and is not suitable for promotion as the leader of your garden department, I will immediately organize an office meeting, form a summary, and cancel the procedure for promoting her. But you have to have proof, you can't just say anything!"

Yan Ji was a little anxious, he was in a hurry, I was really a little afraid. Besides, I don't have any evidence that she resold the trees in the public house, so it hasn't been true, why do you say it?

Otherwise, she forced me to tell my father's computer password and tossed me, which can only be testified by me, the whistleblower, not counted.

"Hey, does it count as □□ she gave you? If so, you go and report it, and I will testify?"

Yan Jiji was first startled, and then shook his head helplessly, "...... Xiaohong, what is the reason for you to have such a big reversal of flower compatibility?"

"I didn't like her!"

"'Don't catch a cold?' Who strongly recommended her to me? Originally, I wanted to give this position of director of the garden department to your second mother, but who said that your second mother would not do it, saying that she only had green in her heart, and this time she added a Lan Lan, and it was impossible to do this director?

“...... It's like dry red...... "I said."

Yan Ji scolded himself, "Which king is the eight calves of the dry red?"

"Which king and eight calves?" For a while, there was no space in my brain, and it became a solid ball, where is the concept of "dry red"?

He stared at me like a knife, and he threw it out, through my left temple, and through my right temple.

Immediately afterwards, he threw a second one, and pierced it through the center of my eyebrow, but there was a bone in the center of the eyebrow, and the knife only penetrated into the blade, and he reached out and pushed the whole knife, along with the handle, into my solid brain.

Then, he took out the third knife and was about to throw it at me, but I immediately stopped, "Stop! I know which Wang Ba calf is called dry red, and it is Your Majesty and me." ”

Yan Jiji laughed and shook the dust on the tiles of his house, "Your Majesty, when will you be big and not small!"

"In front of you, I touched the little one, saying that you are my second father, I am your son, why didn't I say that I am your second father, you are my son?"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

I shuddered.

He looked at me, restrained his fierce face, softened his voice, and asked me, "You haven't gone to work yet?"

"I'm at work, and I met the flower director in the corridor of the unit this morning. ”

"You called her Director Hua?" Yan Luji looked a little disbelieving.

"Pretty much. ”

"Then you came out and asked for leave?"

"Leave of absence? Your Majesty, I came out, and I still need to ask for leave? Just like you, when you go home, who do you ask for leave?"

"You, how can you compare with me?"

"Why can't I compare with you?"

“...... Okay, okay, Xiaohong, you have to look like you go to work, you know that your identity is very special, you have to help Xiaohua, you can't trouble her, you have to support her work more......"

I couldn't hear what he was saying, just buzzing in my ears like a bee or a fly.

He asked me, "Did you hear that?"

I said, "I hear you." ”

"Hear your mother's egg! Remember my words, it's good for you. ”

I answered.

He told me again, "Remember, pick up Lan Lan and Lu Lu at night!"

"I can't forget it, and no one gave me □□. ”

"You stinky boy!"

He lifted up his hands and struck me. I still bent my arms over my head.

"Go, go to work!" he said, standing up.

"Second father, are you also going to work?

"I? I'm really lost, I'm really exhausted, I really need to be temperate!"

"yes, I'm right, right?"

"you!"

He flicked his hand at me, and I instinctively dodged him. He didn't really hit me.

I walked around the coffee table and walked out. Sitting in the car, as soon as I started the car, a call came in, I looked at it, it was a mobile phone number that I was not familiar with, I thought about it, or answered.

In the phone, a crisp, solemn female voice, "Hey, you're dry red, right?"

"I am. ”

"My name is Yun Anchen, I am your father's legal adviser, that is, his personal lawyer, you come to our law firm, about your father's inheritance, let's settle it. ”

I didn't expect that there would be such a person who called me such a call, and I answered her and asked which law firm she was and where she was located.