Chapter 6 How can a husband have a brother's fragrance
"So, Tang Hao's street boy is the thief who stole Widow Li's belly pocket? What is he trying to do, is the taste so heavy? ”
Looking at Ah Yin, who was crying with pear blossoms and rain in his arms, Wang Er actually knew it, but he would not leave the slightest flaw in his first-class acting skills.
"Woo...... Brother Wang, isn't Ah Yin really inferior to that Widow Li?"
Although Ah Yin, a 100,000-year-old soul beast, has been integrated into human society for a long time, he obviously still has no clear understanding of some things.
She didn't understand that her appearance was not at the same level as the tiger-backed Widow Li in the village, and she actually began to doubt her charm.
"Ah Yin, don't think too much, in terms of appearance, figure, charm, strength, that Widow Li is completely incomparable to you, you are a goddess, she is a female nerve, how can you doubt your charm?"
In fact, Ah Yin is not completely unaware of human aesthetics, after all, the hot eyes of those people who usually walk on the road represent everything, and after Wang Er's enlightenment, he naturally feels better.
"Yes...... But Tang Hao, why did he do such a thing, I am not as good as Widow Li, Brother Wang, the belly pocket you gave me last time is no worse than Widow Li! ”
To be honest, Ah Yin can't figure it out, Wang Er can't figure it out, in fact, even Tang Hao can't figure it out, after all, this matter is something that Wang Er secretly made bad, and it's a fictitious thing.
But how could Wang Er, who had single-handedly done this game, tell the truth, in that case, wouldn't Tang Hao's resentment value production tool be much less output.
Regardless of whether there is something or not, Wang Er must find a perfect reason for him to prevaricate about this matter.
"Actually, Ah Yin, human beings are strange creatures, some people, sometimes they eat too much delicacies from the mountains and seas, and they will be cheap and want to know what shit tastes like.
It is said that the emperor of the Heaven Dou Empire has been accustomed to eating all kinds of delicacies since he was a child, and suddenly one day he became obsessed with the beggar's smorgasbord of rotten vegetables, and also invited the ministers to enjoy it together.
This story is the same as what is happening now, maybe Tang Hao is this kind of mentality, otherwise it doesn't make sense at all. ”
In order to make Ah Yin believe, Wang Er also specially told a small story about the emperor of the Heaven Dou Empire, and the original creator was himself.
After all, Ah Yin is a 100,000-year soul beast reincarnation, so he doesn't know much about human psychological activities, and when he heard Wang Er's lecture so sure, he instantly believed Wang Er's nonsense.
"Tang Hao, that bastard, how can he ...... How can you be so cheap, Brother Wang, my chest hurts so much! ”
Ah Yin clutched his chest, with a painful look, obviously angry with Tang Hao.
Can Wang Er stand by and watch this kind of thing?
Not to mention that Ah Yin is still his sworn sister, his favorite relatives and friends, just with Ah Yin's appearance and figure, it is impossible for him to sit idly by.
"Secret technique, the horse of love kills chickens!"
Wang Er covered Ah Yin's chest and used the skills drawn out of the previous New Year's gift package to kill chickens with the horse of love.
This thing comes from the world under one person in the anime, a certain women's clothing boss, and the unreliable Wang Zhenqiu.
This trick is an unreliable ball transformed from the strength of the arm King Kong fist, and the ball that does not like violence transforms the fierce strength of the arm King Kong into a gentle force, and injects this gentle strength into the opponent's body.
Because the effect of this trick is not very serious, this is the first time Wang Er has used it.
In a trance, I opened my eyes and saw that I was in Wang Er's arms, and after feeling my physical condition at the moment, I couldn't help but put a pestle into Wang Er's arms, not daring to look at his face.
"Brother Wang, what kind of martial soul are you, why are your martial soul skills so strange, and it was the same last time, it makes people too shy."
This is the Douluo world, there is only one system of martial souls, and Ah Yin naturally guessed that the moves Wang Er used on her were martial soul skills, otherwise it would not be so magical.
But in fact, Wang Er has traveled so far, and it is a little embarrassing to say, he doesn't seem to know what a martial soul is, let alone any martial soul skills.
It's not that he hasn't tried to open the martial soul by taking advantage of the benefits of the Martial Spirit Palace, but the result of the attempt is that he has no martial soul at all.
After so many years of development in the Douluo Continent, it is very common to have a discarded martial soul, and a person like him who has no martial soul at all is even rarer than an innate soul power.
If he hadn't made a quick decision to directly burn the staff of the Wuhun Hall to death with Amaterasu, he wouldn't have been able to make sure that there would be a bunch of troubles one after another.
Hearing Ah Yin ask this question, Wang Er couldn't tell the truth directly, the traverser would tell others casually, and he deserved to be backstabbed.
"Martial soul, Ah Yin, have you heard of twin martial souls, that is already a genius among geniuses in Douluo Continent, but you Brother Wang and I are different, like this kind of twin martial souls, Lao Tzu still has seven."
Looking at Wang Er, who looked up at himself with his nostrils and was smiling, looking like he was a heavenly pride, and he should be on Jiuxiao's expression, Ah Yin rolled his eyes.
She is the reincarnation of a 100,000-year-old soul beast, and it is true that she knows very little about human society, but she is not the demented and stupid like Wu Lao Er at the entrance of the village.
The twin martial souls are all legends, and the kind of twin martial souls that Wang Er said in his mouth still have seven or the like, which is completely nonsense.
If Tang Hao said this, she promised to give Tang Hao his favorite big mouth on the spot, and spit on the froth by the way.
But after all, this was said by her favorite Wang Er Giegie, so she didn't say anything, she could only roll her eyes silently to show him.
Wang Er Giegie is good to her, speaks well, and has so many powerful skills, so she is not like Tang Hao's dead straight man, if he wasn't blind at the beginning, it would be better to marry his brother than to marry him.
Married for many years, husband and child, tea, rice, oil and salt, Rao is a virtuous and virtuous woman like Ah Yin, who is empathetic, and has a good family, has also been wiped out by Tang Hao's sloppy drunkard A lot of love warmth.
Before getting married, Tang Hao was the youngest Title Douluo in the mainland, with high strength, and his appearance was a little worse in comparison.
But now Tang Hao's strength is mostly wasted, and he himself has lost his soul because of that incident and Wang Er's existence, and he is so embarrassed that he will only use alcohol to kill his sorrows all day long.
Now I don't wash my face once in ten days and half a month, and I will only take a shower once in half a year under Ah Yin's urging, and my beard can be stained with, like a depressed and frustrated middle-aged man.
It just so happened that there was Wang Er, a gentle and warm man, giegie beside him, although Ah Yin didn't admit it, but in his heart, Wang Er's position had already unconsciously surpassed Tang Hao's front.