Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Fart King Luo Sancang
Tang San sat quietly in the corner and listened, Wang Er was also interested in the distance, wanting to hear what stories Yu Xiaogang, an old man, could tell.
Lonely old men love stories and wine, as if only these two things can express their sorrow.
Yu Xiaogang is a model of the kind of lonely middle-aged old man, I don't know if he likes to drink as much as Tang Hao, anyway, the story must be full of stomachs.
After Yu Xiaogang spoke, he was not telling a story, but teaching Tang San how important it was to cultivate before the age of twenty, if he couldn't break through the thirtieth level at the age of twenty, then he would be hopeless for life.
For this point, Tang San and Wang Er both had a kind of pants that were taken off, and you actually showed me the idea of this.
"Teacher, are you finished?
Are you sure you don't have a story to tell? Tang San asked cautiously.
"Hello!"
It was not Yu Xiaogang who answered Tang San, but Luo Sanpao himself, and as soon as Yu Xiaogang heard the news, his face changed instantly.
"It's the ghost wolf, junior, don't move around here, I'll ......"
Yu Xiaogang was not going to buy oranges, but put his soul ring on Luo Sanpao's body.
"A group of tenth-level wolves dare to offend me, it's just an axe.
Farts are like thunder, and the sky is shattering! ”
Yu Xiaogang shook his hand and a yellow soul ring was put on Luo Sanpao's body, and the husky that looked like a pig instantly completed the strengthening of the pig form, and under the expansion of its body, it completely turned into a large domestic pig.
With Yu Xiaogang's order, Luo Sanpao turned his body and pointed his butt at the group of little wolves.
Yu Xiaogang was not idle, he took out two masks from his pocket very skillfully and put them on Tang San and his faces.
A roar that resounded through the heavens and the earth sounded, and Tang San focused on his master's tricks.
And then I saw ......
This Hutchiz version of the pig farted.
That's right, it's just a fart, and the movement is so loud that even the yellow gas fills the entire forest.
Tang San, whose tears were smoked out, watched as a group of vicious ghost wolves fell under this fart.
The six ghost wolves that exploded were thrown high like broken sacks, and they fell directly out more than ten meters away, rolling on the ground for a while, Tang San's purple polar demon pupil observed, and found that the mouth and nose of this group of ghost wolves were oozing blood, except for the two unlucky eggs who were hit by the impact and were killed by hitting the trunk of the tree, the others all ran away in disgrace.
Tang San, who was stunned, turned his head to find that Yu Xiaogang had taken out a few white radishes out of nowhere and fed them to Luo Sanpao's mouth, this Hutchishi version of the pig chewed with satisfaction.
Tang San's eyes twitched, and he was a little shocked and speechless, surprised that the fart was so powerful, and also surprised that someone's martial soul attack method was so different.
And Wang Er in the distance has already laughed tears coming out, isn't this special mother the fart of Zhu Bajie in the spring, Yu Xiaogang is not a wonder of the Douluo Continent, a rigorous scholar, but the moves are so nonsensical.
"Teacher, you martial soul ......"
Tang San really couldn't find the words to describe it, shock, in addition to shock, it was also the shock of Special Niang.
Yu Xiaogang didn't care, and explained indifferently why he fed white radish.
"Little San, the characteristics of the mutated martial soul are no longer understandable by theory, the three cannons can reduce the consumption of my soul power by eating, it only has the power of three attacks, and it has to be replenished every time, and the effect of white radish in promoting farts is very significant, about half an hour, the consumption of this blow will be replenished."
When it came to white radish, Yu Xiaogang's face was quite smug, and Tang San looked at his teacher's expression, and he was embarrassed to say the next words.
Indeed, being able to play such a waste wood martial soul is really worthy of the identity of a martial soul theory master.
I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, looking at the bitterness in Yu Xiaogang's eyes, he could imagine how embarrassing it was for a proud character like a teacher to have a martial soul attack method of farting.
Everyone is fighting seriously, his martial soul seems to be taken out to be funny, other people's martial soul attacks are fierce, and the defense is unparalleled, and his martial soul specialty is that the fart is particularly stinky.
But the awkward atmosphere between the two didn't last long, and Luo Sanpao began to scream again.
This thing has a keen sense of smell, and when it senses danger, it will scream, and as soon as they hear this sound, the two of them instantly understand that danger is coming again, and they immediately become nervous.
Wang Er's embarrassment was committed, and the strongest soul beast in the captive Soul Hunting Forest was basically lying in the ashes around him, floating in the air, why did these two always encounter danger.
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang stood nervously back to back, and Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but sigh:
"It's been so unquiet tonight."
I don't know, I still think that the Soul Hunting Forest is a desperate and dangerous place, if it weren't for the pile of ashes around Wang Er and the residual warmth, I would almost be substituted into a tense and exciting atmosphere by these two masters.
"It turned out to be a mandala snake, how could such a vicious guy appear on the periphery of the Soul Hunting Forest, I hope it is a ten-year-old one."
Yu Xiaogang looked at the rustling mandala snake in the distance with a solemn face, and the tense atmosphere frightened Tang San's palms to sweat.
But in fact, this mandala snake was scared away by the aura emitted by Wang Er, and this kind of low-level reptile was not qualified to join the pile of ashes around Wang Er, but the aura at the top of the food chain emitted by the owner of those ashes frightened this low-level reptile to scatter and flee.
To be precise, tonight's Soul Hunting Forest is so unpeaceful, and the culprit seems to be Wang Er, who is barbecuing and camping in the distance.
The body of the mandala snake is hidden among the trees, and it is difficult to determine the age of this mandala snake by visual sight alone.
Yu Xiaogang is not the kind of character who is instigated to get home, so as soon as he gave an order, Luo Sanpao farted on the spot, and the huge fart jumped away from the mandala snake in the blink of an eye.
And when this mandala snake was jumped into the air, Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly changed drastically, and he pulled Tang San and began to flee in a hurry.
It's not that Yu Xiaogang suddenly became cowardly, but that the mandala snake that was jumped away was nearly four meters long, and Yu Xiaogang could see it clearly.
The length of the mandala snake's body is equal to that of cultivation, and this nearly four-meter-long mandala snake means that this snake has nearly four hundred years of cultivation.
Knocking on the point, just now Yu Xiaogang said to Tang San that if this mandala snake is ten years old, then they still have the strength to fight.
If it was a hundred years, then they immediately ran, and seeing that this mandala snake was close to four hundred years of cultivation, Yu Xiaogang was directly frightened.
He, a soul master who had not yet broken through level 30, faced a four-hundred-year-old mandala snake, even if Luo Sanpao could fart infinitely, it was impossible to stink this mandala snake to death.
What's more, his Luo San Cannon only has three bullets, so it is as easy as playing to die.
Yu Xiaogang pulled Tang San all the way to run wildly, and Luo Sanpao also released the last fart bomb under his order.
This was the last fart bomb, and after realizing that it was impossible to hurt the mandala snake, Yu Xiaogang used the ability of his second soul ring.
"Farts are like smoke, hypnotizing and sleeping Luo Sancang."
Yu Xiaogang didn't break through level 30, so he only had two soul rings, one was Lei Zhen, which was the fart that had just moved very big, and the other was hypnosis.
He now hoped that hypnosis would work so that their master and apprentice would have time to escape the scene.