As the saying goes, the arm can't twist the thigh, but the premise is that the little arm is not coquettish, although Wang Eryi is righteous, he can't stand Xiao Wu splashing and rolling, and finally has to agree to sleep with this little girl to avoid being afraid in a strange environment.

It's just that Wang Er forgot one thing, that is, Yu Xiaogang's whereabouts.

The first time he used Kamui's Wang Er's driving skills, so much so that he didn't know where the person sitting in the back seat had gone, it was like a drift that had drifted the person in the back seat.

And at this moment, the space in the sleeping Tang San's quilt suddenly distorted, and a middle-aged man with white hair appeared in Tang San's quilt.

And Tang San, who had just experienced a fierce battle, didn't realize it, and what was even more outrageous was that this middle-aged old man was also in a coma, and eighty percent of him was motion sickness.

And a piece of clothing is also missing, and there is a high probability that Wang Er's drift speed is too fast, so he dropped his equipment halfway.

Tang San had a quirk that he had kept since his previous life, that is, he liked to sleep naked, and only in this way could he enter a deep sleep.

Usually this quirk doesn't have a big impact.,After all, it's a personal hobby.,It doesn't affect other people.,It's not even a quirk.。

But when it came to such an unexpected situation tonight, it was a little embarrassing, Yu Xiaogang, who was in a coma with his clothes missing, appeared in his bed, and he himself was sleeping naked.

Tang San's sleeping habits were not peaceful, although he would not push the grinder in the quilt, but a human-shaped pillow suddenly appeared in the quilt, and he instinctively hugged it.

The posture of the master and apprentice in the bed seemed a bit philosophical, and one was unconscious and the other was asleep, and neither of them noticed the seriousness of the situation.

If you have insomnia, it will be a long night, but those who are asleep will only feel that the night is not enough, and it will pass in the blink of an eye.

The next morning, Wang Er, who was refreshed, opened his eyes, stretched out in the quilt, and patted Xiao Wu, who was still sleeping in his arms.

"Hey, little lazy worm, the sun is all on your ass, get up!"

Xiao Wu was a little confused, and his eyes were doubting life, while Wang Er went to wash up early.

When Wang Er finished washing, Xiao Wu woke up from that state of daze and staring, yawned and began to get dressed.

Wang Er, who was in a good mood, was going to take Xiao Wu and Tang San to the big purchase today, after all, there was a high probability that he would settle here for a long time after that.

Tang San: Who is that?

That's his second godson, of course knocking on the door or something doesn't exist, kicking open the door, Wang Er's hands make a trumpet shape.

"Stinky boy, get up!"

Tang San, who was also in a daze, lifted the quilt that was bulging into a big bag, and after hearing Wang Er's voice, he seemed to be enlightened, and sat up very skillfully.

But as soon as the quilt was lifted like this, he suddenly remembered that he was sleeping naked, and Tang San, who was a little embarrassed, was ready to cover the quilt and get dressed again, after all, he was not a child anymore.

But pulling the quilt like this again, Tang San found a desperate thing, there was more than one naked man in his bed, his teacher Yu Xiaogang was actually lying in the quilt in the posture of a bird.

I'm special!

Tang San's hairs stood on end, but before he could react, an exclamation instantly attracted everyone's attention.

", Tang San, you master and apprentice are crossing human relations, Yu Xiaogang, you are really a beast!"

Wang Er's voice not only woke up Yu Xiaogang, who was still asleep, but also attracted Xiao Wu, who was brushing his teeth and washing up next door.

When Xiao Wu hurriedly ran to the door to watch the excitement, the two naked men with white flowers on the bed blinded her rabbit eyes for a moment.

Wang Er hurriedly covered Xiao Wu's eyes with his hand, and then kicked the door angrily, and only after closing the door did he yell at Tang San and Yu Xiaogang who looked confused.

"Hurry up and get dressed, don't be ashamed, my writing wheel eye is almost blinded, it's special, I must have a needle's eye."

There was a mess in the room, and Xiao Wu, who was covered by Wang Er's eyes, squeaked and screamed.

"Uncle uncle, I'm going to be blind, my God, what did I see, it's terrible, uncle, I'm going to wash my eyes, you're about to strip naked for me to see?"

Wang Eryi stuffed the troublesome Xiao Wu back into her own room, and what kind of roar, he himself had to wash his eyes, just like who didn't feel terrible.

What else is there to tell my uncle to strip naked, let me see, with your eye wash is to see if there is something else to cover.

After a while, Wang Er sat on the only sofa in the room, Xiao Wu crossed his arms, and stood dignified like a dynasty horseman.

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were like children who had done something wrong, holding their heads together and bowing their heads in silence.

"Yu Xiaogang, you can do it, you, the junior is not sensible, are you still not sensible, a lot of age is still single, I thought you were a single nobleman who saw through the red dust, but I didn't expect you to be a crook!"

This meal can be eaten indiscriminately, but words can't be said indiscriminately, Yu Xiaogang hurriedly opened his mouth to clarify his innocence.

"I didn't, you misunderstood, you teleported me directly yesterday ......"

Wang Er interrupted Yu Xiaogang's next words on the spot, what are you kidding, I am kind enough to teleport you, although I am not very skilled in using it for the first time, but who let you play philosophy, didn't you see that I teleported to Xiao Wu's room is also An An.

"Okay, don't explain, don't worry, I'm not an old-fashioned parent like Tang Hao, I don't discriminate against you, but the third child is still young, he doesn't have a mature three views, you are a teacher, this will distort his three views and affect him for a lifetime."

Yu Xiaogang was about to say something more, but Tang San took over the topic first.

"Uncle Wang, please, can you not tell others, especially my parents, I really don't know what the situation is.

Last night I had a big fight with a person who called himself Dai Shao, and I had a lot of energy and some injuries, so I slept very hard, and I didn't know how to wake up The teacher was in my bed. ”

Tang San was really stunned, so he was even more scared, after all, this kind of thing spread out, not to mention opening a harem in the future, and even whether a girlfriend could be found or not was even a big deal, and there would be same-sex friends who liked philosophy knocking on the door in the middle of the night, it was terrible to think about.

For the sake of today's plan, the most important thing is to keep this secret, not to let it pass on, let alone let your parents know.

Especially the father Tang Hao, if this old-fashioned and stubborn Haotian Douluo knew that his son liked philosophy, the Tang family would probably cut off their children and grandchildren, and it was estimated that a powerful blow from Haotian Hammer would hammer both their master and apprentice into meat patties.

And Xiao Wu covered her mouth and twitched the whole time, scanning back and forth between Yu Xiaogang and Tang San with a strange look of disgust in appreciation, and a hint of sugar in disgust, and let out a slight laugh from time to time.

Smack!

Seeing that Wang Er didn't say anything for a long time, Tang San's knees weakened and he knelt down on the spot.

"Uncle Wang, please."

Bangbang Bangbang is three rings, which instantly woke up Wang Er, who was in deep thought.

"Alas, that's it, the idiot man resents the man, anyway, I'm not your father, so it's up to you to go, I'll help you keep the secret."