Chapter Seventy-Six: Yu Xiaogang Who Owes a Beating
When old friends meet, they slap the table when they don't agree, it's not that Flender has a bad temper, it's really that Yu Xiaogang is a little too awkward, he stands and stands, and he doesn't know how to be blessed in the blessing, and he doesn't know why Liu Erlong just looked at the right eye and didn't change his mind.
"Gangzi, I warn you, if you say this in the future, don't say that my brother doesn't have to do it, I'll beat you with your mouth, who are you disgusting?"
Yu Xiaogang was a little uncomfortable with Flender's sudden ruffianism, and after not seeing him for many years, his boss seemed to have changed a lot.
But didn't I hear that there was a Shrek Academy, and I didn't hear that Flender really went to be the boss of the mixed society.
Flender's sudden tough attitude, Yu Xiaogang really didn't dare to refute, why Flender was the boss in the first place, this is not ranked by age.
He couldn't beat him when he was at the same level, not to mention that now he is still a level twenty-nine trash, and he is already a Contra.
"Don't be angry, Boss Flender, I didn't mean that, you know, you all mean the same to me, I don't want to hurt any of you, leaving is the best option."
Yu Xiaogang didn't dare to refute, but his mouth was still hard, Gangzi was still the same Gangzi, he still felt that he had made the right choice with good intentions.
It is estimated that the world has been destroyed, but Gangzi's mouth can still be remembered, and he howls that he is right.
Flender was not so angry, but he was so hard by Yu Xiaogang, he went against the blood on the spot, stepped on the table with one foot, and slapped Yu Xiaogang's mouth.
"Gangzi, I said it, you're so disgusting, next time I'll knock out all your teeth for you."
Yu Xiaogang covered his face innocently, a little aggrieved.
Obviously, he was thinking about the feelings of the three of them, and also for the sake of not hurting Flender and Liu Erlong, so he chose to quit, why was Flender so angry.
In fact, to be reasonable, Flender usually gives people the impression that he is a philistine, and he is still quite amiable and easy to get along with, and there is a reason why he is so irritable in the face of Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang has disappeared for so many years, and he has not taken the opportunity to continue chasing Liu Erlong, but since the day Yu Xiaogang disappeared, he has never seen Liu Erlong's smiling face again.
Seeing his beloved emaciated day by day, and because of other men, he couldn't do anything at all, and he couldn't even make her smile.
This sense of powerlessness has been with Flender for many years, how could he not be angry, and he had the heart to peel Yu Xiaogang alive.
finally suppressed his anger and came to see this old friend who was cheap, but Yu Xiaogang was as hard as always, still so righteous and self-righteous, how could he not be angry.
Yu Xiaogang, who was full of anger, slapped blood oozing from his mouth, and five finger marks appeared on his face, and he grinned hoarsely in pain, but the most uncomfortable thing was that he felt that he was very innocent, very aggrieved, and inexplicably beaten.
The aggrieved and unbelievable Yu Xiaogang covered his face with one hand and pointed at Flender with the other.
"Flender, we haven't seen each other for so long, and you actually treat me like this!"
To be honest, that slap shot, Flender also regretted it a little in his heart, Yu Xiaogang is very cheap, but he has always been so cheap, he shouldn't have been able to control his emotions well, and his old friends met so much.
"Gangzi, don't blame brother, it's really your self-righteous kindness that has tormented many people, Erlong has been looking haggard day by day over the years, and I've been holding back for so many years, I can't help it, I'm sorry."
Flender has always been very reasonable, it is reasonable to hit people, and it is reasonable to apologize.
Yu Xiaogang finally guessed what was going on in hindsight, and no longer covered his face, but asked about Liu Erlong's situation with a concerned face.
"Boss Flender, Erlong, has she had a bad time all these years?
I thought that if I quit to bless you, you will live happily, and Erlong she will forget me and live well with you.
I really didn't expect Erlong to be so infatuated and never accept you. ”
Compared with Flender's slap, Yu Xiaogang really killed people without blood.
Every word was repentant, but every word was like a knife into Flender's heart.
Can't you see from his performance that Liu Erlong is having a bad time?
Do you need to ask this sentence superfluously?
Bless you, live well, I can give birth to your mother's head, is it especially to apologize and comfort or show off Erlong's infatuation with you?
Especially the last sentence has been going on for so many years, Liu Erlong has never accepted you, and Flender broke the defense on the spot.
Syllable!
Flender, who really couldn't hold back, slapped again, just now on the left side of the face, now on the right cheek, the same five finger prints.
But the difference is that this time Flender used more force, this slap was more severe, and Yu Xiaogang's barely surviving teeth were knocked out several times, accompanied by blood foam spit out.
"Gangzi, don't blame my brother, my brother really doesn't want to beat you, but my brother really can't help it, you are really too badly beaten, why haven't you been beaten to death after all these years outside?"
Flender continued to apologize, very sincere and gritted his teeth, Yu Xiaogang looked at the three teeth on his palm full of blood, and wanted to cry without tears.
"I don't have a few left, so I can only drink porridge from now on."
Yu Xiaogang was even more aggrieved, he was particularly unlucky today, except for receiving Tang San, a satisfied disciple, every thing that went well.
Originally, he was taking care of his retirement in Notting Academy, but inexplicably the city lord's son was gone, Tang San ran away and he was beaten half to death, and most of his white teeth were knocked out.
All kinds of unlucky people in the back are trivial things, and now the old friends are reunited, and the only remaining teeth are knocked out by the old friends.
Full of calculations, the remaining teeth in Yu Xiaogang's mouth are only five fingers, and it was a leaky speech before, but now it has become a hall-piercing style.
"Boss Flender, we've been friends for so many years, why is this the case!"
Yu Xiaogang was already ready to get up and pat his ass and leave, and he was slapped twice in two sentences, where is this meeting of old friends, this is to explain all his remaining teeth here, and he can only drink porridge for the rest of his life.
But as soon as he stood up, Yu Xiaogang remembered the reason for his trip again, and finally sat back aggrieved.
"Boss Flender, I know you have a deep grudge against me, these two slaps should also be relieved, I have a serious business looking for you this time."
"What's the matter?" Flender was a little surprised, this is the extremely good-looking Yu Xiaogang, who didn't leave on the spot after being slapped twice.
Flender, who has been tortured by Liu Erlong's haggard appearance and refusal again and again, has been secretly preparing in his heart.
Even if Yu Xiaogang said that he was going to come back and take Liu Erlong away and give Liu Erlong happiness, he raised his hands in agreement, after all, seeing his loved ones suffering day and night, he was really fed up with that kind of torture.
Flender was mentally prepared, but Yu Xiaogang didn't mention it when he opened his mouth.
"Boss Flender, I found a disciple who can realize his dreams, he has come to Shrek Academy, I want you to teach him for me."
Flender, who was mentally prepared for the sadness, heard such a sentence, and suddenly raised his hand to slap him.
Yu Xiaogang only had his teeth left, and all of them spit out with blood foam, and his already thin cheeks were now deflated like a toothless old lady.