Chapter 86: Dai Mubai, the prince of the dog cave
Wang Er is not a saint, but he has a worldview that is incompatible with Douluo Continent, so he doesn't like many things, so he has today's remarks and feelings.
Flender and Zao Wou-Ki don't understand that it's okay, he is stronger than both of them, and it is not so easy to change a person's mind, but Wang Er can use his strong strength to force them to change their behavior first, and as for their thoughts, they can slowly adjust their minds later.
"Okay, it's okay if you don't understand, let's take Dai Mubai out of the dog hole first.
By the way, when Ma Hongjun comes to his senses, Zao Wou-ki, you bring him to see me. ”
Wang Er waved his sleeves and did not take away a single cloud, leaving Zao Wou-Ki and Flender to digest it by themselves.
Flender and Zao Wou-ki, look at me, I'll look at you, the two stared dryly for a long time, still not meaning to do it first.
"Flender, why don't you come, after all, you are the former dean, and Dai Mubai is your favorite student."
Zao Wou-Ki sniffed the foul stench coming from the dog's cave and felt a little sick to his stomach.
Flender's eyes widened, and he spat on the ground.
"Fart, what do you mean I'm the former dean, I'm here, your level of seeing the wind and making the rudder is really good, why didn't you see it before, are you embarrassed to talk to me?
It's so thick-skinned! ”
What are you kidding, can Flender know why Zao Wou-Ki didn't pull Dai Mubai out, I can't smell it if you stink.
The two returned to the link where you look at me and I look at you, but this time everyone is on opposite sides, and their eyes are full of hostility.
Zao Wou-Ki thought for a while, hey, don't you say that I have a thick skin, then I'll show you thick skin.
"Flender, it's your business whether you pay it or not, I won't pay it anyway, bye bye, it's a big deal to wait for the Star Luo Empire to come and the army to level Shrek Academy, although I don't have the strength of that adult, but at least it's okay to escape."
But someone's hard work, Shrek Academy is afraid that it will be ruined. ”
Zao Wou-Ki didn't know if he had recently opened his mind or what, but he suddenly became witty.
After saying that, he immediately patted his ass and left on the spot, although his buttocks were full of blood and slapped scarlet, he didn't look very chic.
Flender's teeth itched angrily, and he wanted to tear Zao Wou-Ki apart.
It's a pity that there is no way, who makes him reluctant to give up the work of Shrek Academy for a lifetime.
Just dig it, he's not a rich second generation, who hasn't dug up a lot of when he was a child.
Although this time it was dog shit, in order to avoid hurting Dai Mubai, he had to dig it by hand.
Flender pinched his nose with one hand, and reached into the dog's hole with the other hand in disgust, groping and cursing in his mouth.
"Dog's day, you Dai Mubai is also the prince of the Star Luo Empire, how can you drill the dog hole, what about your dignity? What about your integrity? ”
Yes, Dai Mubai didn't touch it, and Flender grabbed a lump of unknown objects, not to mention how disgusting the slimy feel was.
But the matter has come to this point, and it is disgusting to this one, and it is not bad for this last trembling.
Fortunately, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and finally touched Dai Mubai's belt.
Flender didn't care if he would hurt Dai Mubai, so he gritted his teeth and pulled Dai Mubai out of the dog hole.
“Σ_(???」 ∠) Gross! ”
There was another foul smell, and Flender almost choked on the spot.
"Phew!"
Flender, who had an unbearable smell, just threw Dai Mubai to the ground, anyway, it didn't look like a big deal, it was more important to wash your hands first.
But just as Flender was about to look for water to wash his hands, a familiar voice stopped him.
"Boss Flender, can you let me be a teacher in your academy?"
The speech leaked, and there was no doubt that Yu Xiaogang was there.
Flender was upset, and Yu Xiaogang just happened to make up for it.
"Yu Xiaogang, there is a road in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell, you come by yourself, eat me a big beat."
Disgusting can't just disgust himself, Flender used the hand that grabbed the sticky unknown object to wipe it on Yu Xiaogang's face with lightning speed.
Yu Xiaogang, who was inexplicably confused, was a little confused at first, and then he smelled a foul smell, and then remembered what Flender had just done with this hand.
“Σ_(???」 ∠) Gross! ”
Yu Xiaogang didn't retch, but really vomited out his breakfast and last night's overnight dinner on the spot.
Flender quickly dodged and smiled evilly, when you feel miserable, pull in a worse person, it will be much better.
"Flender, you're not human!"
Yu Xiaogang scolded while spitting, and Flender had already run ten steps away.
"I'm not the dean now, if you want to apply for a job, go to that adult, and besides, the way you speak is really pleasing to the eye."
After pulling Yu Xiaogang to be disgusted together, Flender's mood was obviously much better, and even his steps were much lighter, and he felt like he was back in his childhood.
……
"Shhh
Hurt! ”
This was Ma Hongjun's first reaction when he woke up, a heart-wrenching pain.
Then he opened his eyes, staring blankly at the ceiling.
The first moment he woke up, Ma Hongjun recalled why he was in such pain.
Ten fingers are connected to the heart, where is the root of life?
Ma Hongjun didn't know, he only knew that he was in pain and doubted life, and he was still a little dead, and the world when he opened his eyes was gray.
"You're awake."
There were only three people sitting around Ma Hongjun, one was Zao Wou-Ki, who was ordered by Wang Er, and the other two were his fellow students Dai Mubai and Oscar.
Dai Mubai, who was sitting next to the hospital bed, looked like a noble son, no different from usual, but he wrinkled his nose from time to time and kept sniffing something, which was still a little strange.
"Come, eat a sausage, and regain your mental and physical strength."
Oscar kindly handed over a sausage, which was very tempting.
But as soon as Ma Hongjun saw the sausage, he pulled up the quilt and covered his head on the spot, and cried whimpering in the quilt.
"Okay, Oscar, you can eat the sausages yourself, don't irritate Ma Hongjun, he feels uncomfortable now."
Zao Wou-Ki scolded, looking like a loving teacher.
Oscar can only take back the big sausage, the conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't realize it.
Ma Hongjun cried for a long time, and the three people sitting next to the hospital bed also had their own thoughts, and they were surprisingly silent.
"Teacher, you must avenge me, that person is simply slapping our Shrek Academy in the face.
Where's the dean? I'm going to tell the dean that you must help me get revenge!" ”
After crying, Ma Hongjun's fat face was full of resentment, and he gritted his teeth and couldn't wait to chew Wang Er's bones raw.
It's a pity that the three people at the bedside all have strange expressions, and in the end, Oscar carefully said a fact that Ma Hongjun never expected.
"Well, in fact, it's our new dean who castrated you."
Ma Hongjun was struck by lightning on the spot, and the tears that had been flowing non-stop came to an abrupt end, and he was stuck on the hospital bed.
"Ugh."
Dai Mubai sighed, how could he not be himself, Ma Hongjun was physically injured, but he was mentally traumatized.