Chapter 55: Fighting is like a casual exam
In the afternoon after Mao Huang left, Ye Ming's afternoon class-
"Instead of the original [Historical Restoration Test], there will be an exam this month, that is, at the end of April," Ye Ming scratched his head with a small stack of white paper, "It seems to be quite troublesome, so let's take the test today if you are in a hurry." β
In addition to the auditors and the top student Lami, Alun, Li Feier, Han Mu, and Ma Jiqing protested at the same time: "How can you be so casual!"
"Swordsmanship is born for battle, and the duel of life and death can't come until you're ready. The battle is an exam in class, and it is decided that it will be decided in this way, and everyone will cheer up. β
This reason is very similar to that, and Han Mu said in a deep voice: "What should I do? What he said seems to make a lot of sense!"
"What do you mean, this is the truth!" Ye Ming grabbed Han Mu's shoulder and said, "Seeing that you are quite sensible, let you take the test first." β
Han Mu shouted repeatedly: "I'm not sensible at all!
Ye Ming looked at Han Mu's evaluation book and considered: "Seeing that you are so annoying, I will give you the lowest score directly." β
The teachers of the Shura Monastery have more power and can give grades to the students as they wish. The grades are divided into five categories: excellent, good, qualified, disqualified, and incompetent. There are very few students who will receive the last honor, but not none, who will be publicly "honored" and sent to their families for their horrific facts.
Han Mu stole money at home and lost face for the exam, but because he passed the big exam and had a long face, his father didn't pursue it too much when he opened his eyes and closed his eyes, and now it's only the first month, if the report card is too bad, it's hard to say.
Han Mu was stunned for a moment, and quickly changed his words: "Teacher, I'm mainly because I'm too excited, teacher, so I'm more excited, teacher, don't care about my nonsense, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, ......teacher, teacher,
Ye Ming stretched out his hand to signal him to stop screaming, thought about it and replied, "Since you are so excited, then you should be the first." β
"Actually, I'm not excited at all. Han Mu turned his head and pointed at Maggie and said, "You should be looking for her the most excited!
"Then let's just go with the two of you. β
Maggie lay down and said aggrievedly: "Why!"
"Because it's convenient," Ye Ming said impatiently, "Anyway, it's okay, just try it, it's just a small school anyway, and it's not a big deal." β
Han Mu's spirit perked up: "Oh, whatever, then you will at least mean to give a good one, right?"
"Ah no, it's not that interesting, I just mean that you can relax as much as possible so as not to make mistakes," Ye Ming solemnly picked up the pen and the assessment book, "Do your best, I am a principled person." β
Everyone said in unison: "Don't be too principled in this kind of offending place!"
"Stop talking nonsense! You, you, come with me. Ye Ming took Han Mu and Maggie to the small bridge on the arena ring lake.
This arena is also the arena for the appraisal exam, there were originally two bridges, but one of them was cut by Ye Ming, and now only this one remains.
This bridge originally said that it could only allow the two of them to go together, Ye Ming guarded the bridge and said to Han Mu and Maggie: "What I teach you is not swordsmanship, but some moving body skills, and I don't need swordsmanship to embarrass you, if you can pass from this bridge, even if you are qualified in swordsmanship." Also, this is a physical fitness test, you can't use magic! Time limit is a quarter of an hour, and the later you go, the worse your results are. β
Han Mu said: "It's very simple. β
"yes, it's hard to get there, I'll try to be merciful. Oh, allow you to walk with your hands. β
"It's so cheap, you can actually walk with your handsβwhat a fart!" Han Mu replied, "Can you still walk!"
Han Mu was about to stride across the bridge, but Ye Ming stopped him in the middle of the bridge and blocked the way. Han Mu moved left and right, Ye Ming blocked the road left and right, and he couldn't help but shout when he was in a hurry: "Good dogs don't get in the way!"
Ye Ming really didn't stop: "You don't have to take the test, I'll give you the results right away." β
"Oh no, don't mind I'm talking about Bai Bai......"
Bai Bai was on the side: "Hey!"
So Han Mu began to move left and right, and then took advantage of his unpreparedness to fly over-
At the moment when he threw himself behind Ye Ming and was dragged back by his feet, he finally discovered that not only his hands, but even his face, could be used to walk.
Han Mu covered his face and rolled around on the ground a few times, and said vaguely: "My handsome appearance has been destroyed by the jealous like this, this ugly man is too cruel......"
Ye Ming said embarrassedly: "This is just to let you stand up to the sky as soon as possible, it can be regarded as the teacher's heartfelt wishes." β
Han Mu jumped up and shouted: "Shut up, shameless!"
"Ah, you don't have to take the test......"
Han Mu immediately ran up and bowed his head: "I'm sorry I'm talking about the narcissist Rami." β
Rami on the side: "Hey!"
Ye Ming was about to teach Han Mu a few words, but he didn't expect him to sway left and right, and then fly over.
Given that it really hurts to wipe the floor on his face, this time it is not from the top of his head, but from Ye Ming's crotch.
Ye Ming then bent down to scoop Han Mu up, grabbed his feet with both hands and made him stand upside down: "Are you still Han Xin?"
Ye Ming told the story of Han Xin and Gou Jian, and Han Mu replied: "Han Xin has passed it anyway!"
"This kid is so poor!" Ye Ming grabbed his right foot with one hand, Yun Qinggong jumped up and threw him out with a side rollover, Han Mu turned four times in the air and fell directly into the lake, and also made a splash.
After a while, Han Mu raised his head and said, "I said, swim over?"
"Of course," Ye Ming took out a handful of punching stones, "but you have to add a little difficulty." β
Han Mu was pointed out by Ye Ming many times, but he still didn't understand the principle, so he could only return to the bridgehead to protest: "Don't let people live!"
"Half of the time has passed, and if you continue to be poor, I can only give you the honorary title of 'fail'. β
Maggie heard that the time limit was approaching and began to try to cross the bridge, but after seeing Han Mu get grabbed twice, she didn't plan to fly through the street like Han Mu did, but instead swirled in the air after two temptations.
However, Ye Ming was still a veteran in the end, and when she rotated on her side, he held his waist and forcibly changed Maggie's direction and threw it back.
Han Mu and Maggie tried a few more times, but found that they couldn't get past Ye Ming's hand, so they had to use one last move: "Pass at the same time!"
Why do they say that this is the last resort, because they don't know who Ye Ming is going to stop if the two of them pass at the same time, and at the same time, at least one person will be stopped, and it is very likely that they will trap themselves. However, in this last bit of time, there is only one gamble.
Ye Ming admired their spirit of knowing that there were tigers in the mountains and wanted to gamble, so he taught them a proverb with practical actions: "Nine losses out of ten bets." β
Ye Ming's hands are facing each other and pushing forward, which is a very common hand "well fence" in the boxing method spread in the rivers and lakes, and this move has a very wide defense surface, which directly makes these two people eliminated at the same time.
"How can this be?" "Woo......"
"Disqualified," Ye Ming said casually, turning the page of the assessment book, "The next one is-Lami." β
Rami pulled out his weapon: "Here, what to test, let's say!" Although he said it boldly, he was still a little nervous.
Rami is more than a hundred years old, but he doesn't travel far all year round, and there is not much difference in mental age and appearance, and he is easily influenced by others, and he is not as calm as Eve. After the rest of the month, he had a little understanding of Ye Ming's methods, so he no longer underestimated Ye Ming, and he didn't dare to say that he would definitely be able to pass his exam.
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