Chapter 61: A Little Episode in the Full House of Money

"Who are you? Are you here to eat? I advise you not to eat here, the food in this restaurant is not clean, and there is rat droppings in the dishes." The man looked up and asked impatiently.

At this time, everyone could see this man's face clearly, with a long roe deer head, a mouthful of big buckteeth, drooling and stinking when he spoke, his left foot on the bench, and his right elbow on the table.

The shopkeeper glanced at the dishes on the table, braised elbow, stewed chicken with bamboo shoots, and braised beef with chestnuts, all of which were the big dishes in the store.

The shopkeeper smiled and said, "I'm the shopkeeper in this store, which dish you said has rat feces in it, I'll change it for you first."

As soon as the bucktooth man heard the words of the money shopkeeper, his already small eyes, which were already blind, narrowed again, and shouted loudly, "Change? How to change? Look for yourself, these dishes have rat droppings, dare to love your family is a rat raiser, are you using rat droppings as a meal?"

The guests at the two tables next to them heard that there was rat droppings, so they withdrew their dishes and sat aside to watch the excitement.

It was dinner time, and more and more people came in, but everyone stood and watched, and did not sit down to order, and some people began to point.

"I can't imagine that it will be so unclean here, don't come here in the future, let's eat in another restaurant, it's really unappetizing."

What's even more infuriating is that those people walked to the door and persuaded the guests behind them to leave: "Don't go in, I heard that there is rat feces in the dish, how disgusting, let's go!"

"Ah! Is this really the case? It's disgusting too, go! Walk! Walk! It's disgusting!"

Seeing that everyone was indignant, the shopkeeper hurriedly persuaded: "Everyone, there must be some misunderstanding here, everyone should be at ease, I'll go to the back kitchen to take a look, our store has always paid attention to cleanliness, and there are no rat......s in the store."

The bucktooth man picked up the chopsticks, slapped them on the table a few times, and roared loudly: "You said it well, it's all here, you're still quibbling, today's food Lao Tzu won't eat, and Lao Tzu's appetite will be poured, you have to pay me a hundred taels of silver, otherwise you won't want to open this shop!"

Someone chimed in: "This kind of shop should be closed!"

The money shopkeeper was frightened and was so anxious that he said incoherently: "No, no, it's not like that...... Listen to me, everybody......"

Seeing that the money shopkeeper was nervous, the bucktoothed man slapped the table again: "Don't you fucking hurry up and bring the silver to Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will pull you to see the official."

The money shopkeeper was in a hurry.

Zhao Qianqian's expression was calm: Dare to love this is to smash the field?

"Okay, report to the police!"

The money shopkeeper was stunned: "Report, report to the official?"

"Yes, report to the official, and the sooner the better, you'd better have someone ride a horse to invite the official."

Zhao Qianqian's voice was not loud, but the people present could hear it clearly.

Make no mistake, right? If there is rat feces in your own dish and you still ask someone to report to the official, isn't it smashing your own field? Even if the official doesn't lose money when he comes, who will dare to come here to eat in the future?

The shopkeeper whispered in Zhao Qianqian's ear: "Girl, we can't report to the official, who will dare to come to our store to eat after the official is really reported?" Let's pay the money and let him go."

Zhao Qianqian said to the money shopkeeper: "Don't worry, the official will find out when he comes, and when the time comes, it will be seen whether we will lose the silver or someone will be in prison."

The bucktoothed man sneered, "Who are you? Uncle is still afraid of you?"

Zhao Qianqian said coldly: "Since you are not afraid, then I bother you to sit and wait for the people from the government to judge the case."

The money shopkeeper asked in a low voice, "Do you really want to report to the official?"

Zhao Qianqian said: "Yes, the sooner the better, it's best not to delay time."

Seeing that Zhao Qianqian was so confident, he hurriedly turned around and asked Xiao Er to report to the official.

Xiao Er received the order and ran up.

"Wait." The bucktooth man shouted.

Xiao Er stood at the door and looked at the money shopkeeper, and the money shopkeeper looked at Zhao Qianqian.

The bucktoothed man said, "You can't even take out a hundred taels of silver, do you? It's worth reporting to the official for a hundred taels of silver, and after you really see the official, your restaurant will come to an end, and who will dare to come to your house for dinner."

Zhao Qianqian was a little impatient, like a fly in the toilet in front of him, which was annoying and disgusting.

She said coldly, "Do you want to see the truth? I'll show you the truth, but after finding out the truth in a while, you will have to testify for Qian Mantang, and we will still have to report this to the official."

Xiao Er heard Zhao Qianqian say this, and ran out.

The bucktoothed man listened to Xiao Er's footsteps, his eyes rolled left and right, his right hand reached into his left sleeve, and he took a step back gently.

Zhao Qianqian took a step forward and grabbed the bucktooth man's right hand and pulled it, and the bucktooth man's right hand was forced to be raised, still holding something in his hand.

Zhao Qianqian gently grabbed the man's hand and forced, and heard the bucktooth man's pig-like howl, and the thing he was holding in his hand also fell out.

Onlookers stared at the ball of paper that fell to the ground: "What's that?"

Zhao Qianqian bent down to pick up the paper ball on the ground, opened it, spread it in his hand and handed it to the onlookers.

"Rat!" Onlookers exclaimed.

Zhao Qianqian said unhurriedly: "Now do you still think that this is a house full of money, and the money is not clean?" As he spoke, he placed the paper ball on the table.

Seeing that he was being recognized, the bucktoothed man quietly retreated while everyone was not paying attention.

"What's the matter, the rat poop you brought, don't eat it and leave?"

The bucktoothed man said angrily, "Who the fuck did you say brought rat shit?"

When everyone heard Zhao Qianqian say this, they all looked for seats and waited to watch the show.

"Come, everyone, please sit down and take a look at the rat poop on the dish on this guest officer's table."

Zhao Qianqian used chopsticks to pick up a few mouse droppings and put them on the table: "Everyone, please see, is this rat droppings dry?"

The onlookers nodded, "It did."

"Let's take a look at these dishes: braised elbow, stewed chicken with bamboo shoots, braised beef with chestnuts, these dishes are still steaming, and each dish needs to be covered with a lid to cook or stew, in this case, will the rat droppings still be dry?"

Everyone shook their heads, "Surely not."

The bucktoothed man walked to the table, glanced at Zhao Qianqian and asked, "What can you say about this?" Anyway, you brought the food, how do I know, how did you put the rat poop in?"

Zhao Qianqian said, "That's right, but who would put rat feces in their own dishes and smash the signboard in their store?"

The yellow-toothed man said disdainfully, "Then who knows, it's in this dish anyway."

Zhao Qian's eyes were a little colder: "How do you explain the rat feces on your body?" The yellow-toothed man reached out to grab the paper ball, and the money shopkeeper stood in the middle.

Zhao Qianqian put the wrapped rat feces in front of the yellow-toothed man: "Dare to love your family is a rat raiser, right? It seems that you like to eat rat feces and carry them with you, do you eat them as peanuts or as dry food?"

The yellow-toothed man took two steps back: "You bloody mouth, you planted me."

Zhao Qianqian sneered, "Are you fooling these people for fools? This is what you guys watched me take from you."

The crowd accused, "What a hateful thing, take him to the officials!"

"Yes, this kind of person is too vicious, send it to the government."

"Send it to the government!"

The bucktoothed man saw that everyone was one-sided and wanted to slip away.

Chengshuang stood behind him: "Why do you want to leave? I haven't eaten the food yet."

Zhao Qianqian sat on the table, picked up the chopsticks, and flipped over the mouse feces mixed with the dishes.

The tone was gentle: "I'm afraid of sending people to the government, I heard that the county order is iron-faced and selfless, and many people who make mistakes go in, they are beaten and their butts bloom, they are carried out and thrown on the street, and they are thrown and smashed."

After a pause: "Tsk, it's scary to think about it, you said that if you pour sugar on that person, will the ants like it very much, there is sugar and blood...... Or sprinkle some salt or something......

"You can't be soft on the bad guys, you have to let them have a long memory." There was humanity in the crowd.

The bucktooth man looked left and right, there were a few juniors standing behind him, and there were many onlookers, who wanted to run but couldn't run away.

So he took out a piece of silver from his bosom and put it on the table: "Pay the bill."

Zhao Qianqian knocked on the table: "I'm afraid your little silver is not enough."

The yellow-toothed man said angrily, "My ten taels of silver are enough to eat twice."

Zhao Qianqian said slowly: "But you made us lose a whole night's guests, and also made me lose my appetite, this is a hundred taels to say the least, you shouldn't even have a hundred taels of silver, right?" However, I don't think you can take it out, either we will wait for the government, or ......."

Zhao Qianqian deliberately stopped when he said this.

"Or what?" The bucktooth man said urgently.

The corners of Zhao Qian's lips rose: "You pour all these rat feces into it, and eat all these dishes together, we will treat it as a snack you brought yourself, and we will not pursue it with you."

The yellow-toothed man blushed, "Don't deceive people too much!"

Zhao Qianqian's hands are on his hips, and his wife is bullying you, what can you do?

"Tell me who can afford to do this? What are you doing this for? Did someone instruct you, or do you want to blackmail some money?"

The bucktoothed man stood for a long time, then took out a piece of silver from his bosom and put it on the table: "I only have so much, a total of twenty taels......

"Not a single copper plate is missing!" Zhao Qianqian's voice was so cold that it sent chills down the spine.

The bucktooth man stood still, and Zhao Qianqian kindly reminded: "It is estimated that the people from the government are already on the way here at this time, you say, do you want silver or ass, you have to hurry up and get an idea, the people from the government will arrive in a while, and they will not give you a choice!"

The money shopkeeper knows music very well: "It's still a trivial matter for the butt to bloom, I heard that it was sent to the yamen, but it was a broken arm and a leg......

"Maybe there are people who are reluctant to give up their legs for money!"

"That's right, I'll let people go to Cui Cui, but don't be so wasted and delay our business."

The two sang and harmonized, saying that the bucktooth man had no master.

"Third son, go and see if the official is here, if it continues like this, what will we do with this business?"

The bucktooth man hurriedly grabbed the money shopkeeper: "Don't be the shopkeeper, I can't give the silver."

As he spoke, he took out the money bag, and the broken silver in it added up to a total of twenty-five taels.

Zhao Qianqian gave the money shopkeeper a look, and the money shopkeeper said: "This guest officer is one hundred taels, and there are still seventy-five taels, you have to hurry, I am anxious for you, the people from this government are coming very quickly, if you really come, your ass will definitely not be able to keep it."

The bucktoothed man was so anxious that he was about to cry: "Shopkeeper, I'll just order like this, I don't have any more, you see all the silver on these bodies, all for you."

"Ouch, I can't help you, or you should wait for the government to decide the case!" After the money shopkeeper finished speaking, he turned to Xiao Er and said, "Don't hurry up and greet the guests, so many guests are still waiting!"

After speaking, he poured three cups of tea, let Zhao Qianqian and Chengshuang sit down, cocked Erlang's legs, and drank tea leisurely.

The bucktoothed man was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and he frequently looked out of the door, and the sweat on his forehead kept slipping. After hesitating for a long time, he still took out a few silver tickets from his sleeve and reluctantly put them on the table.

"One hundred taels?" The money shopkeeper asked with a glance.

The bucktoothed man stretched out his hand to cover the silver ticket, and said with a sad face, "Can you leave me some, all my belongings are here!"

The money shopkeeper forcibly broke the yellow-toothed man's hand: "The small shop has a thin profit and will not be discounted, do you want to pack this dish away or eat it here?"