Chapter 252: Tang Seng?!
The two of them walked out of the hatch of the spaceship tremblingly, neither of them paid attention, they just looked at Chen Mo with palpitations, which showed how much deterrent Chen Mo had against the two of them.
What made Yang Wei's jaw drop in surprise was the appearance of the two. When the first person said that he was a human, he didn't look like a human at all, with long hair covering his whole body, ** tied with a tiger skin skirt, carrying a golden stick upside down, and he was alive and well a monkey who could walk upright, and his legs were a little looped when he walked.
There was a man in the back, with a fat body and a human body, but he was wearing a pig's head, wearing a black robe, and holding a nine-toothed nail rake in his hand.
Chen Mo smiled and said to Yang Wei: "Little junior brother, what do you think of the apprentices I found for you? Don't underestimate them, their strength is very strong." ”
Yang Wei came back to his senses at this time, pointed his finger at the two of them, and asked a sentence that made Chen Mo a little stunned, "Big ...... Senior brother, what about the sand monk, and what about the white dragon horse?"
Chen Mo was stunned and said, "The little junior brother has also heard that story? It's a pity that the teacher only asked me to find you two apprentices this time, oh, it's helpers." ”
Yang Wei had a black line on his face, if he found three or four, wouldn't that make him make a complete version of Journey to the West? Yang Wei pointed to his nose and asked Chen Mo, "Senior brother, where do you think I look like Tang Seng?"
Unexpectedly, Chen Mo didn't hear the good words at all, and said thoughtfully: "Well, this is a problem, why don't you remove your hair, burn a few incense scars, and I'll give you the whole robe, it should be about the same." Oh, and I've got to make a purple gold bowl. ”
Yang Wei almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, and his senior brother was too weird. Yang Wei pretended to be puzzled and said, "Senior brother, what about you, is it Guanyin Bodhisattva or Buddha Rulai?"
As soon as Chen Mo heard this, he fell silent, and countless thoughts were turning in his heart, Guanyin Bodhisattva?
After a while, Chen Mo said: "Well, let's be a Buddha, that head shape is more handsome, well, I like it!"
Yang Wei's eyes darkened, and he sat down on the ground with a "plop", and he was completely defeated by Chen Mo. Chen Mo said with concern: "Alas, junior brother, why is your body so weak? It's better to return to your own clan as soon as possible, so that our senior brothers can get along day and night and be ** together." ”
Saying that, he was about to come over to help Yang Wei, Yang Wei was so frightened that he stood up with a "whoosh", shook his hands and said: "I'm fine, it's okay!" secretly said in his heart, it is the most unwise move to let you get close, how do you look at it now, this Chen Mo is like a Luo version of Tang Seng.
Chen Mo said with relief: "It's okay, junior brother come on the boat with me, the teacher is still waiting." The teacher asked us to get along with each other more, and specially asked me to pick up my brother and sister to enhance our relationship with each other. Hehe, junior brother is really interesting, let's go. ”
Chen Mo turned his head and shouted to the two of them: "You two, it's been like this for a long time, and you still don't bow to your master, you really don't understand the rules!"
The faces of the two of them are more bitter than eating Coptis chinensis, after the two of them came down, they didn't interject at all, you two are so lively, let's go up and interject, that's called no rules!
Yang Wei's head shook like a drum, and he hurriedly said, "Don't! Don't call Master!"
The monkey's eyes immediately shot out of anger, and he was very angry in his heart, how can he be regarded as the strongest person in the stone ape clan, and I have wronged you as your apprentice?!
Yang Wei also noticed it, and hurriedly said: "Let's be friends, just be brothers, there is no need to call Master." ”
Chen Mo's face was blank, and he said: "This is not good, let them be your apprentices as junior brothers, but with the permission of the teacher's nod!
Del Mar also persuaded on the side: "Yang Wei, you accept them, that's their blessing, do you think anyone can be Dean Warren's apprentice?"
Yang Wei said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll be their master!" Yang Wei was quite helpless in his heart, he was a Tang monk!
After the two respectfully saluted Yang Wei, Yang Wei asked, "What's your name?"
The monkey also knew at this time that he had misunderstood Yang Wei, and said respectfully: "Uncle Shi gave the apprentice the name Sun Wukong." The pig head also said humbly: "The master also gave the apprentice a name, called Zhu Bajie." Yang Wei was actually mentally prepared now, and glanced at Chen Mo who was triumphant.
Yang Wei asked the monkey, "Then what is your real name?"
The monkey replied, "My real name is Rang Neptune Forest Giant Tree...... Half a minute passed, and before the name was finished, Yang Wei said with a black line on his face: "Okay! Don't say it, why is your name so long?"
The monkey explained: "Since the beginning of writing, our clan has stipulated that the names of our ancestors must be added to the names of our descendants, so that future generations will not forget their ancestors. As for me, it's been more than a thousand generations now. ”
Yang Wei had already opened his mouth wide in surprise, it seemed that the name had just begun, and he said helplessly: "Come on, I'll still call you Sun Wukong!"
Chen Mo showed a triumphant smile, and Yang Wei asked the pig head again: "Then what is your real name?" He didn't believe that this pig head also had such a long name, but he was also mentally prepared.
The pig head said respectfully: "Pig!" Yang Wei was still waiting, and after a while, he was stunned and said, "It's over?" The pig head nodded his pig head and said, "It's over!"
Yang Wei suddenly said: "There must not be a few people in your clan, so this is the name of a single word." ”
The pig's head was puzzled: "There are a lot of people in my clan! There are many people living in all the places where people can live in my world." ”
Chen Mo interjected: "There are 30 billion people in their clan. ”
Yang Wei was shocked again and asked, "Then may I ask about Ling Zun's name?"
The pig's head didn't understand again, stared at a pair of confused little eyes, and asked, "Ling Zun, what is Ling Zun, and what is the name?"
Chen Mo said impatiently: "I said junior brother, don't be so literate, my teeth are about to fall." He turned to the pig's head and said, "He asked you what your father's name was?"
The pig's head suddenly said: "My father is called a pig, my mother is called a pig, and my grandparents are called pigs." ”
Yang Wei almost fell to the ground again, and asked, "Then what is the meaning of this name? You shout a pig, and everyone turns back together." ”
The pig's head said: "No, no, for example, if the other party lives in the middle of the village, then you call the Nakamura pig, the other party lives in the west of the village, that is the Nishimura pig, if the other party's home is next to a tall bridge, it is the Takahashi pig, if you live at the foot of the mountain, it is the Yamamoto pig, you will not shout wrong." ”
Yang Wei was covered with cold sweat and said, "How good it would be to have a name that can be distinguished!"
The pig head shook his head and said: "It's troublesome and nerve-wracking to come up with a name, it's still so good!"
Yang Wei was speechless, and only said after a while: "Forget it, you can call it Zhu Bajie." ”
Chen Mo showed a triumphant smile and said, "Okay, okay, let's get on the spaceship together and talk while walking." ”
As he spoke, he turned around and walked towards the spaceship, saying as he walked, "Okay, Uncle Delmar, no need to send it, no need to send it." "Delmar's face is black, I didn't say I wanted to send you!
Yang Wei also said goodbye to Delmar and walked towards the spaceship. Delmar let out a long breath, and the plague gods were finally gone! )