Natasha trotted forward, hit someone with the ball, threw herself into Zhou Ran's arms, and said with a cry: "Boss, I'm really scared!" Let me stay here tonight! Look at the lightning outside! ”

"Click".

A huge burst of red lightning streaked through the window.

Zhou Ran looked at the huge lightning that crossed the sky and was stunned.

Damn!

Say it or not!

It's really scary!

Zhou Ran sighed, rubbed his head, and said helplessly: "Okay! Miss Ellie, come in! I sleep on the couch, you sleep on the bed. ”

With that, Zhou Ran pushed Natasha away, turned around and walked towards the sofa.

Seeing this, Natasha hugged Zhou Ran's waist and said, "Don't boss, I'm afraid!" ”

Feel the warm rabbit coming from behind.

Zhou Ranren is a little numb?

He couldn't figure out what the hell Black Widow was going to do!

What the hell is S.H.I.E.L.D. planning!

This black widow is so abnormal!

She definitely has a problem!

It's definitely a problem for her to pester me like this!

I don't believe that a highly trained female agent would be unable to resist the temptation of money and the temptation of men.

So there must be some secret in my house!

There must be some secret she wants to investigate!

There must be a secret that S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to investigate!

Is there any treasure hidden in my house?

Or is there a super-criminal in my neighborhood?

She's here because I'm being targeted by a supercriminal?

Fuck！

It's so uncomfortable!

I can't just question Black Widow about what the hell do you Black Widow Natasha want to do here!

As soon as I say that, Nick Fury's black braised egg will definitely be caught by me.

After all, few people know about Black Widow!

The Avengers have not yet been formed, and everyone who has seen Black Widow now should be dead!

Damn it!

So, now it's just a matter of counting it.

No way.

Zhou Ran took a deep breath and said slowly: "Miss Ellie, then let's sleep together!" However, don't cross the middle line, and once you do, I can't guarantee what will happen. ”

Natasha nodded and said very obediently, "Boss, don't worry, I won't cross that line." I was so scared! ”

A minute later

Large bed.

Zhou Ran smelled the milk-like aroma coming from Natasha's body and closed his eyes nervously.

Damn!

Black Widow, if you dare to come!

I must have rushed you!

If I don't rush you for three days and three nights, I'll write the words upside down!

Zhou Ran fell asleep in the excitement of tension.

Natasha lay quietly on the bed, waiting for Zhou Ran's breathing to begin to even, and she began to even out as well.

After an hour of homogenization.

She opened her eyes and pulled out a sharp dagger out of nowhere!

is worthy of being a female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., this kung fu of hiding weapons is really a must!

The black widow took the dagger and gathered all her breath, without any murderous aura or sound.

Gently stabbed at Zhou Ran's chest, and stopped when the dagger immediately hit the skin.

Natasha withdrew her dagger, her brow furrowed, and her expression was a little serious.

Damn it!

He didn't even react!

Sleep to death!

If this were a clown, he would have woken up.

A super criminal at the level of a clown will definitely wake up.

They are extremely sensitive to death.

Even an assassination without murderous aura can be detected in its entirety!

So isn't Jake Chou a clown?

No！

Be sure to trust the director's judgment.

His instincts have always been accurate!

I didn't go wrong once.

If the director had not speculated more than 90 percent, he would never have agreed to such a ridiculous agreement today!

Heavy rainfall for the next month in Queens, New York!

That huge red lightning, if you read it correctly, should be a laser fake!

Natasha's keen vision saw a figure in the air!

That's the X-Men laser eye!

This is definitely the director's backhand, once Zhou Ran tears off his disguise and becomes a clown, the X-Men will catch him.

I have to say that the director is really an old coin with no last resort!

In a chaotic state of thought, Natasha fell asleep.

……

At four o'clock in the morning, Zhou Ran, who was sleeping sweetly, showed a smile at the corner of his mouth, a huge smile, an incomparably exaggerated smile, and an incomparably crazy smile.

Zhou Ran's soul is deep.

It's pitch black, it's dark.

Suddenly, a crazy laugh rang out!

"Hahaha...... Ha ha...... Ha ......"

"I'm sorry, my throat hurts, I'm really sorry, I can't make everyone laugh, I'm really an unqualified clown."

“I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one… I'd just do things.”

"Gentlemen, the worst thing about being mentally ill is that everyone expects you to pretend that you are not sick!"

“I believe… whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you… stranger.”

"Have a smile on your face!"

“Why so serious？”

A clown in a purple suit with a chaotic face and a red nose emerges from the darkness.

He showed an exaggerated smile, his eyes were scarlet, and he said nervously, "Hey, hey...... My dear friends, I want to kill this woman! She's so annoying! ”

"You see, she's been here several times. I couldn't find anything, so I had to lie on our beds! ”

"It's obviously a bitch who rides 10,000 people, but she pretends to be so pure! Fuck！ She's like that wife of mine, you know, she cuckolded me......"

"A very nice hat, green is my favorite color, like the oil paint I wear on my face......"

"Hehe, in order to repay her for such a thoughtful gift, I dressed up as a clown to make her laugh, you know, everyone laughs when they see a circus clown......"

"Because that's so funny! Ha ha...... Ha ha...... Hahaha......"

But she didn't laugh! I was so sad that I slashed her face with a knife...... She started laughing, like I did......"

“Why so serious……”

"Let me see where she sleeps? Oh, it's Little Monkey! ”

"This bitch she's sleeping in our great Little Monkey spot!"

"What to do? The little monkey will be very angry when he wakes up! ”

A doctor in a white coat and glasses smiled and said:

"Mr. Joker, let's eat her! How about this proposal? ”

"There was once a census taker who wanted to test me, and I ate his liver with broad beans and delicious red wine."

"She looked delicious, like a sleeping lamb......"

A middle-aged man with a pale face and a sick face pushed his glasses, chuckled, and said, "You can only think about it here, this is the reason why you can never get out." ”

The clown yelled, "Oh, one patient is laughing at another!" Oops, I forgot that I was a patient too! ”