Chapter 122: Heartthrob, Little Cheap
Watch Daredevil disappear into the night.
Frank shook his head, he felt that this was still not safe enough, Zhou Ran had a life-saving grace for him.
If it weren't for his life-saving and perfect driving skills, there would be no more and more perfect punisher like today.
Frank remembers the day vividly, it was his first day as a punisher, only to be betrayed by his first partner and into a trap set by the scum of the gang, and almost fucking planted.
Frank was shot thirteen times that day, and if he hadn't escaped with extraordinary perseverance and physical fitness, he would have died there.
The car he prepared in advance was also manipulated by his partner, and he ran out of gas halfway through, if he hadn't happened to run into Zhou Ran, he would definitely have been driven by those gangsters, and there would be no punisher in the world from now on!
The promise Frank made to Zhou Ran was absolutely not a lie, he really cared about that promise!
As for why Frank said that if Zhou Ran asked him to kill, he would kill Zhou Ran?
There's a reason for that, too.
After becoming a punisher, Frank wandered in sin every day, and there are now several generals who have died at his hands.
The American generals alone were killed by him!
The more they come into contact with crime, the more the punisher knows a truth: if a small person commits an evil crime, it will harm more than a dozen people, and if a big person commits an evil crime, it will harm tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of people.
The higher Zhou Ran's status and reputation, the more afraid Frank becomes, because once this kind of person has evil and crimes, the damage caused is simply unfathomable.
But for now, it seems that Jake is still the same Jake he used to be, and Frank lets go of that hanging heart.
Frank decides to give that guy a call, and he doesn't know what's going on with that guy?
Fucking is getting cheaper!
Daredevil is also wearing tights, but he is not as cheap as him!
This guy, ever since he put on a tights and a hood, and changed his name, has become a shape that he Frank no longer recognizes!
Frank took a deep breath, he could already feel the, and he began to call.
Once the call is connected.
A frenzied scream and furious metal music poured into Frank's phone, making his ears hurt.
Frank frowned, did this guy Wade go to the strip club again?
The corners of Frank's mouth twitched fiercely, he took a deep breath, and roared very loudly, "Hey, Wade, where are you now?" ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, Baby, I think you're probably looking for the wrong person, I'm not Wade, I'm Deadpool, I'm Deadpool, I'm Deadpool, important things have to be said three times, I'm loved by everyone, flowers bloom, the most handsome Deadpool in the world."
"Tut-tut, beauty, I think you must be very lonely now!"
Inside a striptease club in Hell's Kitchen.
Deadpool was wearing the emblematic bodysuit, and as he clamped his phone around his neck, he stabbed forward with a stabbing stab, grinning at the oncoming blonde.
“Fuck! Stay away from me, you pervert in red tights, look at your goddamn outfit, you're such a goddamn poor ghost! ”
"Oh, beautiful blonde sweetheart, don't you really think about it at all? I can tip you fifty dollars! ”
"Fuck off! You fucking pervert! ”
The beautiful blonde gave Deadpool a big mouth, snorted, looked at Deadpool with disdain, gave Deadpool a disdainful look, turned around and left without looking back.
After Deadpool was rejected, he leaned on the wall and began to cry at Frank's call: "Woo woo...... I don't live, I don't live, I want to die! I'm really uncomfortable right now, I miss women so much! ”
"Oh, not a woman, but also a man, Frank, my dear little baby,?"
Frank gritted his teeth and said, "Deadpool, you're really a, I'm going to tear up this stinky mouth of yours!" I'm going to shove my pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger hard! ”
After hearing this, Deadpool pursed his lips and said very exaggeratedly, "Oh, dear Mr. Punisher, you really know me too well!" ”
"Come on, Babyy!"
Hearing this, Frank took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and slowly spoke: "Deadpool, I heard it all just now, your accosting was rejected!" Someone taunts you and says you're a poor ghost, and it seems, Deadpool, you've run out of money again! ”
"Otherwise, how would you use fifty dollars to flirt with a detached... Clothing... What about girls?
"Deadpool, I have a deal here, do you want to do it? Hire you, it costs $2 million.
After hearing this, Deadpool smiled cheaply and said, "Hee-hee-hee, oh, punisher, you are really my good baby, I have been a little tight on money lately, it is so miserable, and now I don't even have the money to find a stripper." ”
"Come on, as the number one mercenary in the world, there is no mission that I Deadpool can't complete. I also really like that kind of dangerous mission, that kind of dangerous mission, that can make my one so cool that it flies! ”
When Frank heard this, he was stunned, and he was really a slut.
He said coldly: "Deadpool, I know your abilities, you are very powerful, the danger of this mission is difficult to judge, but it is really important." ”
"Deadpool, I hope you don't have any moths, you have to and pee in the mission, drop the chain for me!"
"Tomorrow morning at half past seven, at the door of Stark Industries, there will be a black Mercedes, and I will be waiting for you in the car.
After hearing this, Deadpool cried and said, "Don't worry, Brother Punisher, I, Deadpool, swear to God that I will definitely complete the task, and if I can't complete the task, I will die!" ”
"Brother Punisher, you are so good to me, I didn't expect you to remember me, 2 million dollars. That's not a small amount. ”
"Oh, I'm so excited right now! By the way, Brother Punisher, can I make a request? Can the money be transferred in advance? I really want to... Play... Woman... Person! ”
"I really didn't lie to you?!"
When Frank heard this, he sneered and scolded:
With that, Frank hung up.
Inside Hell's Kitchen.
In the chaotic strip club, violent metal music is boiling.
Deadpool left the wall he'd been lying on, and a sliding shovel came to the middle of the dance floor and began to shake, writhing his body desperately.
With a "Kacha", Deadpool grabbed his head with both hands, twisted it fiercely, turned his head to the back of his back, and laughed and said, "Ahem, I'm a little too excited, you're all hallucinating, it's just a magic show!" ”
With another "Kacha", Deadpool twisted his head back and smiled, "Hey, friends, my magic show is wonderful!" ”
There was screaming from the scene, and the girls feverishly threw their clothes at Deadpool.
With a white photo on his head, Deadpool snatched the microphone from the singer's hand, kicked the singer off the stage, and scolded, "Oh, you Bichi, what song are you singing?" Why is it so ugly? It's like shitting shit in my head! ”
"Let me hear you, my Deadpool's song."
"Oh, oh, oh...... I'm Deadpool, the beloved Deadpool, and the blossoming Deadpool. ”
Deadpool danced violently, and from time to time he stabbed forward with a king-killing stab and began to sing loudly.
His singing voice is very cheap!
Just as cheap as his people!
"Shut up! It's hard to hear! ”
A furious voice rang out.
A man with a full beard stood up, shirtless, wearing a pair of blue jeans, a very lush chest hair on his chest, and a pair of large... Chest... Muscle...
His eyes are as fierce and sharp as a wolf. Staring at Deadpool.
Deadpool heard this and looked at the man, his eyes flashing with excitement.
Deadpool jumped off the stage, and a sliding shovel came to the feet of the cheeky man, looked up, and laughed weirdly, "Oh, baby, why are you here?" When did you come? I didn't even see you! ”
"Baby, I've been looking for you for a long time! You know? Any idea why I'm looking for you? Because I want to die! Come on, kill me! Kill me with your razor-sharp claws! ”
After hearing this, the man frowned, looked at Deadpool, and asked, "Do you know me?" Who am I? Who the hell am I? ”
"The Legend of the Fairy Tree"
Deadpool blinked, smiled cheaply, and said, "You? What are you called? Hey? Why are you having amnesia again? ”
"Well, let the great Deadpool tell you that your name is Doug, sir, and that you have been cowardly and bullied since childhood! You have an older brother whose name is Pig, and he is very strong, and he treats you badly and bullies you all the time! ”
"Mr. Doug, although I don't know what you lost your memory this time, this matter is definitely related to Mr. Pigg!"
After hearing this, the man's eyes were a little confused, he lowered his head, and kept repeating in a whisper: "I am Doug, my brother is Pig, I am cowardly, dog, pig, dog, pig......"
After repeating for a few minutes, the man's eyes widened as he looked at Deadpool angrily and said, "You lied to me? I'm not a dog, my brother is not a pig, bastard, how dare you lie to me! ”
"I'm going to make you pay!"
As the man grew angrier and his hands grew metal-like claws, he looked at Deadpool and roared angrily, "Bastard, I'm going to kill you!" ”
After hearing this, Deadpool smiled and urged, "Come on, Mr. Doug, come on, kill me!" Hurry up, hurry up ......"
The man raised his razor-sharp metal claws and slammed them into Deadpool's chest!
A smile appeared on the corner of Deadpool's mouth, and he was extremely excited, and said loudly, "Come on, come on, come and kill me!" It's really damning! ”
After hearing this, the metal claws in the man's hand stabbed into Deadpool's body again and again, and his attack was like a hungry wolf.
Deadpool was still unmoved, did not resist, and shouted loudly in his mouth, "It hurts, it hurts!" ”
Then, the scars on his body disappeared little by little.
When the man will put the metal claws in his hands. After inserting Deadpool into Deadpool's body I don't know how many times, Deadpool smiled and said cheaply, "Oh, I'm really disappointed! It seems, Mr. Doug, you can't kill me. It's a pity, I thought you could kill me? ”
"Now, it's my turn!"
With that, Deadpool pulled out from behind his back, the two long knives made of Kabena alloy that he had been carrying, which were also his signature weapons, the Carbon Knife of Carbonsteel!
After making an X in front of his chest, Deadpool flicked two handsome knives and stabbed the carbon steel knife straight into Wolverine's body.
Wolverine Logan felt the pain and let out a scream, and the claws made of Edelman alloy in his hand slammed into Deadpool's body.
The two of them are like this, you and me, you and me, there is no defensive posture at all.
Wolverine and Deadpool are attacking without reservation, and this kind of fist-to-flesh and bloody way is rare!
It's rare, it's attractive, and it's enjoyable!
The strip club screamed so loudly that after the alcohol anesthetized the nerves, the drugs anesthetized the nerves, the guests forgot their fears and forgot that the two of them were non-human in what they did!
They began to cheer loudly.
After stabbing each other with weapons dozens of times, Wolverine and Deadpool were both unscathed. Both have powerful self-healing factors in their bodies.
Their self-healing ability is very strong, and the wounds that have just come out will heal in an instant.
Seeing this, Wolverine looked at Deadpool and frowned, and asked, "How can you have the same strength as me?" This self-healing power, this should be, this power should be unique to me! ”
"What exactly do we have to do with each other? Can you tell me the real answer? I need to know who I am! Where am I from? Where am I going? It's important to me! ”
After hearing this, Deadpool looked at Wolverine's vigorous chest hair, and he hung in Wolverine's arms.
Deadpool reached out his hand and gently stroked Wolverine's huge... Chest... muscle..., raised his head, threw a wink, and said cheaply: "Doug, you are still as strong as before, have you forgotten the relationship between us?"
"We are the kind of very good friends, the relationship between us, has transcended friendship, has transcended love, this is the most innocent relationship in the world!"
Wolverine looked at Deadpool in his arms, only to feel a burst of pain coming, the whole person fell to the ground, and the toxin on the carbon steel knife that restrained his self-healing factor attacked!