Zhou Ran's expression was now very frightened, he had never seen such a vigorous vitality as Deadpool, this vitality was really incredible.

Even Xiaoqiang, who couldn't be killed, had to kneel on the ground and kowtow a few times when he saw Deadpool, and shouted at his ancestors very reverently.

Deadpool's self-healing ability really surprised Zhou Ran, and he really lived for a long time!

Even if Deadpool only has one head left or his whole person is turned into a pile of scum, it is much better than the appearance of only one mouth in front of him.

Deadpool, who only has one mouth left, can still talk and think, and most importantly, can make a unique cheap voice.

This kind of extremely strange behavior is really hard to imagine if you haven't seen it with your own eyes.

This is no longer something that carbon-based creatures can do, this self-healing ability is really too powerful, so powerful that it is perverted, and it feels a little unreal.

"Well, you know what? I was really bad, I was deceived, I thought that mage really had the power to kill me, but he deceived me. ”

"Oh fuck! I'm so sad, so sad! It's like when you're eating a hamburger, and the boss tells you that we sell genuine beef burgers here, which are large and affordable, and you're full of anticipation and very happy. ”

"But when you take your first bite, you will find that this is not pure beef at all, it is just a bunch of synthetic and processed inferior minced meat, and this meat is not the leftovers of the cow, and you will feel unhappy and angry at that moment."

"You can't wait to shoot the boss who sells hamburgers and blow him up, so that his head blooms and explodes like a watermelon!"

"Hi boy, you know what? What do I do when I have kidney deficiency? I would use a sharp knife to remove my kidney that was already empty, and then another perfect kidney would grow. ”

"That empty kidney, I can still use it to sell for money, you know that the organ market is very promising, there are many people who buy organs, in the dark web of the underground world, there is a huge organ trafficking organization, they adopt poor abandoned babies, raise them, and then sell the organs of abandoned babies."

"Oh, they call that the golden apple that makes you immortal......"

"I ruined a lot of their deals, but there are still a lot of deals, and then I simply looked away, I'm not a god, how can I kill all the bad guys?"

"Besides, God is an old man, when he created people, he also created bad people, and I think that bad people should also have the meaning and value of their existence."

“……”

“……”

Zhou Ran looked at the mouth of Deadpool on the palm of his hand, the mouth that was still babbling and complaining, listening to the story of incomparably bloody cruelty and full of darkness.

"Ahem......"

Zhou Ran couldn't help frowning and coughed lightly.

Then he stretched out his hand and gently pushed his glasses, and assured with an extremely serious expression: "Deadpool, I will send all the bad people you said to where they should go, this kind of people are no longer human, they are demons, they deserve to die!" ”

"I'll judge them!"

Deadpool sneered and uttered a very philosophical remark: "Oh, fuck! There is no death penalty in New York, and no matter how serious the crime is committed or how serious the evil is committed, the result of the trial is indefinite! ”

"It's the damn sacred constitution, even if you become the mayor of New York City, you can't change it, and those city councillors and capitalists will never allow the death penalty, their butts themselves are not clean."

"Alas, this kind of thing can only be endured silently, there is no way to change it, no matter how strong a person is, it is impossible to be the enemy of the whole world! What's more, everything has its own meaning of existence, and these evils also have their reason for existence, and the world needs them! ”

"Good and evil, light and darkness, are always opposites and unity, positive and negative are conserved, erase one darkness, and the next darkness will appear, so those politicians are not not undoing, they know this very well."

"Think about it, is it a person who eats enough to eat more, or a person who has never eaten before?"

"Darkness is unclean, and it can only be restricted by various means!"

When Zhou Ran heard this, he clenched his fists fiercely, and said righteously: "Good is good, evil is evil, justice is justice, light is light, and darkness is darkness!" ”

"I'll dispose of those scum sooner or later! Let them be judged! ”

After hearing this, Deadpool laughed and said, "Hahaha, you are a bad pen, you shouldn't believe it!" How could that kind of organization exist? Of course, that kind of anti-human organization was destroyed in the first place! ”

"Hahaha, you're a bad pen, it's really too bad! How can there be a stupid person like you in the world? Hahaha, you are a bad pen, you will believe whatever I say, it is really simple like a blank paper! ”

"Burn the pen, burn the pen, break the pen ......"

“……”

Listening to the cheap foul language, Zhou Ran was silent for a few seconds, took a deep breath, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, threw Deadpool's mouth to the ground, and then stepped on Deadpool's mouth hard.

"Oh! fuck！ You damn bastard, you dare to step on me! Pick me up the, I don't want to come into contact with that filthy ground! ”

Zhou Ran smiled and kicked again.

"Fuck u, you disgusting bug pervert, you're still stepping on me, when I Deadpool recovers, I'm going to crush your basket! Let your chickens fly and fight eggs! ”

“……”

“……”

Deadpool's mouth was covered in mud and he cursed wildly.

Zhou Ran shook his head, ignored it, picked up Deadpool's double knives from the ground, and hung them on his waist.

Then he lifted the superheroes who fainted to the side one by one, and put the supervillains down to the other.

Zhou Ran frowned, the current situation seems to be a bit difficult to do!

There is no internet here, there is no contact with the police, and now there are not only superheroes and supervillains, but also ordinary people who have passed out, who do not look very right, and who are in great need of treatment, very much in need of ambulances.

What should we do now?

The nearest hospital in the neighborhood is also five or six blocks away, about seven or eight kilometers away, which is a problem.

When the matter here is known to the police, when the doctor comes, I am afraid that the daylily will be cold.

It seems that you still have to find a car, leave the place where the signal is blocked first, and then contact the police and the hospital, Zhou Ran nodded and began to search for the car.

Of course, Zhou Ran didn't forget Deadpool, who was just thrown to the ground by him, and he took Deadpool to start looking for the car together.

"Oh, something suddenly occurred to me! A big deal! ”

Deadpool seemed to remember something, broke the silence, and suddenly spoke incredibly loudly.

When Zhou Ran heard this, he asked with some curiosity, "Deadpool, what do you think of?" ”

Deadpool coughed lightly and said slowly: "This is indeed a big thing, I think something is wrong with you, you have a problem, look at all the people around here are injured, fainted on the ground, unconscious." ”

"Even Luke Cage's incorruptible body is lying on the ground at the moment, and you're fine?"

"Don't you think it's all abnormal? The most important thing is that even a person like me, who has such a strong ability to heal himself, now only has one mouth left, while you are intact, not injured at all, and able to move freely. ”

"So, I dare assert, there's definitely something wrong with you! There are secrets! It seems that I underestimated you a little, underestimated you! ”

After Zhou Ran heard this, the whole person was stunned, frowned, a very complicated expression appeared on his face, and he slowly spoke: "So, you mean, what the mage said just now is true!" ”

"He really sees the future, I am really a demon who destroys the world, and my real body is the king of the fire demons in hell, Valcruz!"

Deadpool laughed out loud and said disdainfully, "Hahaha, you don't really think of him as a mage, do you!" He's just dressed like a mage, but in reality that bastard is a liar, a complete liar. ”

"You know what? I smelled incendiary bombs on his fireball technique, and those tricks that seemed to be magic were actually lasers. ”

"So, he's definitely not a mage, but his illusion that can change the environment is still great, it's spectacular, although I don't know how to do it, but it's definitely not a spell!"

"I've never seen a spell, but it definitely won't be like that."

Zhou Ran shook his head, sighed, and said: "Then I don't know, I don't know why I was able to survive and have not been harmed, this is most likely because I have a big life and am lucky enough!" ”

"There will always be a lot of lucky people in this world, and maybe I am one of them!"

Deadpool smiled and said, "Hey, man, it definitely won't be like this, I guess you're probably a mutant, a very powerful mutant." ”

"There are a lot of mutants like this, they are normal like normal people, but they have incredible abilities in their bodies, and when they are not in danger, they will not appear."

"When you're in danger, you show up, and it's a power that's always been hidden."

When Zhou Ran heard this, he was a little excited, his face still maintained a calm expression, he nodded lightly, and said, "Mutants?" Deadpool might really be a possibility. ”

"After this matter is resolved, I will go to Xavier School for Gifted Teenagers and ask Professor Charles to have a good examination of my body."

Hearing this, Deadpool smiled cheaply and said, "Hey, brother, do you want to experience the feeling of awakening power?" ”

Zhou Ran nodded, smiled and asked, "Deadpool, why do you have any good ideas?" ”

Deadpool coughed lightly and complained: "Well, I don't have any good solutions, but I think as long as you are in danger, it should be able to stimulate your abilities, many mutants are inspired by their own abilities in this way, and they awaken their powers between life and death." ”

"I just kept wandering back in the torment and torture of life and death before I awakened my ability to heal myself, which is a very good way, and in that extremely disgusting place, there are many people who have awakened their abilities."

"Of course, more people still die, and the death is very horrible, such as your ability is flames, and in the end you are burned to death by your own out-of-control flames."

"Well, between life and death, there will be an awakening of power, and that is a kind of hope in despair, like riding a roller coaster at a high speed, from heaven to hell, from hell to heaven."

"It's like you've got not a drop left, you're very weak, and then you've forced yourself to make hundreds of drops, painful and happy, happy and miserable."

Zhou Ran nodded and said, "What you said is very reasonable, there is a great terror between life and death, and that great terror will stimulate various hormones in the body's endocrine, and it will also stimulate some ancient genes in the body." ”

Zhou Ran glanced at Deadpool and asked very curiously, "Deadpool, I have a question that I would like to ask you, well, just like your current situation, how long does it usually take to recover?" ”

Deadpool sighed and complained sadly, "Oh, it usually takes me three days to recover from this kind of injury, and alas, it's really a very painful feeling. ”

"It's just a little bit close, it's just a little bit like it's dead! But I can't die, this kind of pain is really indescribable. ”

Hearing this, Zhou Ran coughed lightly and asked, "Ahem...... That Deadpool, I'm curious how the hell did you do this? Is it really just a simple self-healing ability? ”

"It seems that with the ability to heal itself, it seems that it will not be able to do this to this extent!"

"You only have one mouth left, but you can still speak with this mouth, it's really unreasonable, it's full of fantasy, like a dream."

"The ability of human language also needs to be organized and output with the brain, and you don't have a brain at all now, and you can still do this, it's amazing."

"Oh, is it because your soul is alive and your brain waves are alive?"

Deadpool's mouth closed and he was silent for a few seconds, then slowly spoke, "Souls?" It's a strange statement, but it's a little interesting, I've found the next way to kill myself, and that is to kill my soul and destroy my brain waves! ”

"However, I can be sure that I am not talking to you with my soul right now, it is Deadpool who is talking to you, not Deadpool's soul."

After Zhou Ran heard this, he blinked, picked up Deadpool's mouth with his hand, flicked it lightly, and said with great emotion: "So, Deadpool, is this mouth of yours your body?" As long as your mouth is still there, you won't die? ”

Deadpool's mouth opened, baring his teeth, and threatened, "Damn! Let me go! Don't touch my noble mouth with your filthy trotters, and be careful that I bite off your fingers! ”

Zhou Ran smiled, stretched out his finger and was about to continue playing, but suddenly stopped.

"Roaring ......"

An incomparably terrifying roar, a beast-like roar rang out!

Deadpool laughed and said, "Oh no, this is Wolverine's voice, there is something wrong with his scream, he is very angry, if you want to live, run away!" ”

When Zhou Ran heard this, he sighed, picked up the double knife on his waist, drew an X on his chest, and said with a serious expression: "It's late, he's here, his state is a little wrong." ”

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