Chapter 317: Sun Wukong: Havoc in the Heavenly Palace, my old grandson is a professional! (Revised, see tomorrow!) )
Odin let out a long sigh and said, "Hey, I misunderstood, I'm Odin Bolson, I'm definitely not the kind of person who wants to repay the favor, I really can't help it."
"Mr. Sun, I have two sons, the eldest son is kind-hearted but very reckless, and the younger son is very intelligent but narrow-minded. I'm old, and I don't have much time left, and I can't hand Asgard over to a reckless fool or a narrow-minded villain."
"But it can't be helped, after the two are trade-offs, the reckless fool is more charismatic, because he is naturally kind-hearted."
"So, I want to ask you to quit his recklessness and let him learn to use his wisdom, only by learning to use wisdom can he exert his full power, I am very confident in his power, he will be the most powerful god king of Asgard in the future!"
"Oh? Quit recklessness?" Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Old man Odin, what are you going to do? A person's nature is difficult to conquer, and if one can conquer one's nature, one is no longer a human being, but an enlightened one, and an enlightened one is a Buddha!"
"My grandson was pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, and after the wind and sun, the rain and frost, he gave up his active nature and found a trace of tranquility, and then followed the master and walked 108,000 miles to the Western Heaven Elysium, all the way to the demons and demons, a total of 9981 difficulties, before he achieved the right result, and became the fighting Buddha among the 35 Buddhas!"
"It's not easy to go all the way! Old man Odin, I am not a master, I only know that filial piety is born under the stick, if your two sons are handed over to me for training, then the first step is to press under the Five Fingers Mountain for five hundred years! Do you agree?"
Odin sneered and said, "Mr. Sun, I really want to see what that kid from Thor will become under your tutelage, but unfortunately I don't have five hundred years left."
"Still, I have come up with a way, if I want Thor to quit recklessness, I should let him learn to respect him, his power is only below me in Asgard, but in the entire universe it can only be regarded as average."
"Therefore, if he is shown a higher power, then he will come to his senses, instead of raising a hammer and yelling all day long like he is now."
"But how? I don't know, I've thought about abolishing Thor's divine power and letting him have a good experience in the atrium, but I don't think he will gain much from the experience, this is just a palliative treatment."
"Hey, old man Odin, I have an idea, a great idea." Sun Wukong blinked, laughed, and said, "I don't know if you have ever heard of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"
"Havoc in the Heavenly Palace?" Odin was stunned for a moment and said, "Mr. Sun, do you mean that great deeds in the story you told in the East?"
"Not bad!" Sun Wukong nodded and said, "Old man Odin, if you want your son to wake up, you just need to let him lose everything. When a person loses everything, he will start to regret it, he will start to look at himself, he will start to look for his own shortcomings, and that's how I came through in the first place."
"I think back then, I was suppressed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, and the thing I regretted the most was to urinate in the palm of the Buddha's hand. If I hadn't peed that spill of urine at the beginning, maybe the old man of the Buddha would not have been so angry, and he would have turned into an angry King Kong, and directly suppressed my old grandson for 500 years."
When Odin heard this, he said thoughtfully, "It's a good idea, but how do you get it? I don't have the experience to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace."
"It's a small thing!" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, patted his chest, and said very proudly: "I am proud to come to the country of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey King, Monkey King, Monkey King, Fighting Holy Buddha, Sun Wukong, what I am best at in my life is to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!"
"Old man Odin, let me ask you, when will your son arrive in this heavenly palace?"
Odin raised his eyebrows and said, "Loki has already set off for Jotunheim, find Thor, and then Heimdall will open the rainbow bridge teleportation, it should take about an hour to get it all down."
"An hour? It seems that there can only be a low-profile version of Havoc in the Heavenly Palace!" Sun Wukong nodded and said, "That's it! This is your family matter, I can't let your old man be too ugly in front of the courtiers, I already have some plans in my heart, but I don't know if you can give up your face?"
"Whew!" Odin took a deep breath and slowly spoke, "For Thor! For Asgard! For the future of Warner Protoss! I've even suppressed my own daughter, let alone my own face?"
"Okay, old man Odin, listen to your words, you are a man who has achieved great things!" Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks and said with a smile: "I did this for you, you don't need too many people for this matter, it's enough to have you, me, and your wife."
"Old man Odin, don't call your queen out quickly!"
After hearing this, Odin nodded, sketched a rune magic, and told the news to his wife Friggia.
Soon, Odin's wife, the beautiful and holy queen of heaven, Friggia, came to the palace.
She saluted Odin, looked at the corner of Sun Wukong's mouth with a smile, and said, "Mr. Sun, Odin has already told me about the matter, and then I will leave it all to you, Thor, he is a good boy."
Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "It's okay, the female donor doesn't need to be polite to me, my old grandson is a lively person, and he likes to help others the most in his life, if you two follow my instructions, you will definitely let Nasol know to repent."
"As the so-called sea of suffering is boundless, turning back is the shore, and being a new person is in the present day."
Frigga nodded and said, "Mr. Sun, I don't know what you're going to do?"
"Hey, go get some wine, ask for good wine, my grandson likes to drink the most before making trouble in the Heavenly Palace." Sun Wukong smiled and said, "By the way, I may be a little prodigal in my actions for a while, if I offend the female benefactor, I hope you don't blame it."
Hearing this, Frigga smiled, and hurriedly stepped back to prepare the banquet.
In the heavenly palace, there are countless wines, and all the members of the Aesir god clan led by Odin are all wine lovers, among which Thor is the most able to drink, he is not only the god of war of Asgard, but also the number one wine Mengzi.
Naturally, there is no shortage of drinks to entertain guests, especially rare guests like Monkey King.
Frigga is a delicate mind, otherwise she would not have become a queen of heaven and a mother of gods.
From Odin's runic magic, she learned the identity of Sun Wukong, a monkey who became a god.
The wine is ready, how can you not prepare the snacks.
According to common sense, most monkeys are the ones who like fruits the most, and among the fruits they like peaches the most.
Frigga went to the orchard of the Heavenly Palace and picked a bunch of peaches, each large and red, which she washed with water from the Fountain of Urde and then used a magic spell to preserve the freshness of the Ice Cream offered by Jotunheim.
She then went to the cellar and selected the best fruit wines from Asgard before returning to the palace.
A set of processes down took only a few minutes.
After all, Frigga is also a god, a god on an equal footing with Odin.
When Frigga returned to the palace, a look of surprise could not help but arise on her face.
I saw that Odin, the father of the gods who is high up on weekdays, is riding on Sun Wukong at the moment, and he is still whispering: "Light! Tap!"
Sun Wukong raised his fists and created on Odin's face, he fought extremely hard, and while fighting, he said, "Old man Odin, you are also a god king, why are you so unresistant?"
"If I am lightly beaten, how can your son Thor believe me?"
"You bear with me, this is a big havoc in the Heavenly Palace, my grandson is a professional, although we don't have 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to help us this time, but it is real."
"The thing I regretted the most back then was that these iron fists didn't hit the Jade Emperor Lao'er in the face. This time, it can be regarded as fulfilling my grandson's wish back then."
"Okay! Let's go! Just listen to you, think of me Odin, the lord of the nine worlds, the father of the gods, who is famous in the entire universe, but today I have listened to your nonsense." Odin sighed and said, "Fortunately, Frigga is not here, otherwise I, Odin, would really have no face to see people."
"Ahem......" Frigga coughed lightly, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and slowly spoke, "Odin is fine, I really didn't see anything, I went wrong when I was studying magic, and now I am blind,
The ministers were excited, the emperor was excited, in short, they were all excited.
The emperor subconsciously wanted to Xuan Zhongyibo enter the palace to ask, and then reacted that Zhongyibo's family had left Beijing and returned to Yiyang Mansion.
So I can only ask Master Cheng about this matter.
Where does this year's grain come from?
In previous years, it was still Huangzhuang, and this harvest has never been so high.
Lord Cheng immediately told me about the Mao Ji grain shop.
A person who doesn't know where it came from, sold the grain at a high price, and no one bought it, but was bought by the owner of this Maoji grain store?
This fact is strange how strange it sounds, but in the case that Balizhuang is indeed a high yield, where the grain comes from, although it is important, it is not the most important.
The household department Shangshu immediately asked for a performance, all the grain harvested in Balizhuang should be used as a grain seed, distributed to all places, and strive to switch to this grain seed next year, if it can be high-yielding, then after next year, the world will pay the grain tax, and there will be a lot of grain left, plus potatoes, so that every household will not lack food, year after year, there will be no famine in the world, one day!
Many ministers came forward to second.
For a time, the ministers were agitated.
But Balizhuang is now owned by the county lord of Jiacheng, how can it be said that it will be collected when it is collected?
The emperor was about to send people to Yiyang Mansion to talk to the county lord of Jiacheng about this matter, and all the grain was bought by the treasury at the price of the grain.
Master Cheng then came out and said, "Your Majesty, according to what Wu Zhuangtou said, the county lord of Jiacheng told him before he left Beijing, if the rice fields in Balizhuang can really be highly productive, he will dedicate all the grain collected to the emperor!"
When Lord Cheng played the game, he had already explained that by chance, he found that the rice growth of the rice field in Balizhuang was gratifying, and it was not surprising that the lord of Jiacheng County had left the capital to explain it.
It's just that when I heard that the grain of 4,000 stones was said to be served in full, the ministers couldn't help but secretly admire, this Jiacheng county lord is really willing!
After hearing this, the emperor was also full of joy after being surprised, and when he saw the expressions of the ministers, he couldn't help but say: Even the 200,000 taels of silver tickets Jiacheng will give it if his face does not change!
As soon as his mind turned, he said, "Jiacheng is righteous, so I am really gratified! She offered cement recipes before, and I didn't reward her properly, and then I offered the method of making ice, and now I have to add this high-yield grain - I have to reward Jiacheng well!"
After a pause, he swept away the ministers, and then said, "I have decided to canonize Jia and become the county lord!"
As soon as these words came out, several old ministers came out, "Your Majesty, don't do it!"
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Just now, the ministers were excitedly talking about the grain seeds, and now they are agitating to say that the county lord is not in accordance with the rules, and the spittle of those old ministers is squirting wildly, even more excited than just now.
The emperor's face sank slightly, "Then how does Liu Aiqing think to reward Jiacheng?"
Liu Ge said righteously, "Your Majesty! In all dynasties and generations, only the daughter of the princess and prince can be crowned the county lord, and it is really unruly to crown the county lord of Jiacheng as the county lord! The emperor can reward the lord of Jiacheng County with gold, silver and jewelry——"
But before he finished playing, he was interrupted by Lord Qing Shi of Dali Temple: "The lord of Jiacheng County offered fever packs, potatoes and grain seeds, cement, etc., all of which have contributed to the Jiangshan Sheji, how can they be compared with gold, silver and jewelry?"
As soon as Lord Shi spoke, several ministers then stood up and agreed.
The old ministers led by Liu Ge Lao refused to retreat half a step as a matter of etiquette and rules that could not be broken.
A good court meeting, it took a little more time today, and this time the fight was even more for a while.
The emperor on the throne watched the two factions of officials below fight with each other, and the saliva foam sprayed throughout the Qianqing Palace, fortunately he was far away, and those saliva foams could not be sprayed on his face no matter how powerful they were.
This time, he studied well, and it took too much energy to fight with the old ministers, so he watched quietly, and waited until the two factions were tired of arguing, and finally stood up and slapped the board strongly, and there was no joke.
Seeing that the emperor had made up his mind, the tired old ministers of Liuge finally shut up.
If you don't shut up, you can't do it, the wife of the family, the daughters-in-law, the granddaughters, the granddaughters, are all Jia
I really didn't see you take the initiative to beg for a beating, and your nose and face were bruised and swollen."
Frigga was very happy, she had never seen Odin like this, in her heart Odin has always been an extremely serious, unsmiling, full of pressure, and a sense of responsibility.
Today is a day to remember, because Odin has never had it easier than today, and he is like a three-year-old at the moment.
"Stop! Stop! You monkey stop and don't you see that Frigga has already come in?" Odin's face turned pale, and he said very unhappily.
"Hey, it's okay!" Sun Wukong didn't stop, he directly hit Odin's eyes, and said, "Old man Odin, what we seek is a truth, my grandson is not afraid of being scolded and bullying the old man, what are you afraid of?"
"Hey, let me tell you, there are not many people in the world who can be beaten and still alive under my grandson, old man Odin, you can be regarded as picking it up."
After beating the old man hard, Sun Wukong stopped, he turned his head to look at Frigga and said with a smile, "Female benefactor, where is my wine?"
Frigga flashed her hands and cast a spell.
In the empty palace, a table appeared.
The table was full of fine wine, and in the center of the wine was fresh fruit, and in the center of the fruit was bright red peaches.
Seeing this, Sun Wukong was stunned and beckoned to the peach.
The peach fell on the palm of his hand, and he looked at the peach, his eyes fluttering for a while, as if he was recalling the story of that long ago.
He took a bite of the peach, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and in a low voice, he said, "This peach is delicious, thank you, Friggia, you have a heart......