Chapter Twenty-Seven: Homework at Night!
"I won't be in this triangle!" Liu Piaopiao said angrily.
"No, if you don't, how do you know it's a triangle?" Chen Yongren was skeptical.
"Cut, if it weren't for you being so handsome, the old lady wouldn't bother to take care of you...... The Pythagorean theorem is 'Pythagorean four strings five', that is, the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the two right sides, right? ”
yes, that's right.
However, this topic is too simple, and Chen Yongren decided to test her again:
"What is the elliptic circumference theorem?"
"The circumference of the ellipse is equal to the circumference of the ellipse whose minor semi-axis is the radius (2πb) plus four times the difference between the length of the major semi-axis (a) and the length of the minor semi-axis (b) of the ellipse."
"What is the Law of Resistance."
"The resistance R of a conductor is proportional to its length L, resistivity ρ, and inversely proportional to its cross-sectional area S, and the formula is R=ρL/S. where ρ is the resistivity of the material to be made of resistor, L is the length of the wire wound to the resistor, S is the cross-sectional area of the wire wound to the resistor, and R is the resistance value. ”
"How do you remove impurities?"
"Barium chloride is added first to remove sulfate ions; Then add sodium carbonate to remove calcium ions; Finally, sodium hydroxide is added to remove magnesium ions. ”
The text is not added, and it is done in one go.
Chen Yongren opened his schoolbag and opened the textbooks to compare them one by one, and he was really right!
It seems that at this time, she is still a "real" student girl, and she is not the kind of actor student girl who was taught by Yin Tianqiu in later generations.
In this regard, Chen Yongren was both surprised and not surprised.
In the movie, Liu Piaopiao was originally a good student with excellent character and learning, but she mistakenly made a boyfriend of "Aunt Boy", so she was forced by her boyfriend to come out and sell it.
What is "auntie"?
In modern terms, it is a "love liar", who cheats women's feelings, women's bodies and women's money, and is a woman's abyssal nightmare!
On Hong Kong Island, there is a kind of people who specialize in looking for beautiful and beautiful women, but they are not scouts, they are a hundred times worse than scouts.
They are the little white faces who professionally pull women into the water, as long as they are entangled by these people, few women are not forced into the fire pit!
The routines have been similar from ancient times to the present.
If she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world......
If she has a bad heart, take her on a merry-go-round......
The little white faces first talked about their feelings, used various ways to trick women into falling in love, so that the women were convinced of their words, and then deceived them to eat, drink and have fun, squandered the woman's money, and then pretended to face some kind of life difficulties, such as terminal illness, gambling debts or something, and asked the woman to take her to borrow the usury of her accomplices "in the name of love", and when the loan shark came up, she immediately turned her face and did not recognize anyone, forcing her to repay the debt.
This little white face is "aunt boy"!
Therefore, Liu Piaopiao's encounter with "Uncle Boy" is really bad for eight lifetimes.
But now, when he met Chen Yongren, he had accumulated virtue for eight lifetimes.
Not for anything else, just because he Chen Yongren is the same as Cao Dahua-
"I look down on men who don't respect women the most!"
This kind of man, Cao Dahua, has encountered the most "should be beaten".
When it comes to him Chen Yongren, it is "time to kill"!
It happened that Chen Yongren had been studying at school for a day, and his mood was not very healthy.
If you can kill a few people with a valid reason at this time, your mood will definitely recover...... Bar......
"Hey, the question is answered, are you going to do it or not? Don't do it, don't affect the old lady to attract business! ”
At this time, Liu Piaopiao, who was impatient with Chen Yongren's series of questions, was not polite.
After all, no matter how handsome a man is, he can't eat it just by looking at it.
You've got to do it.
Chen Yongren ignored her complaints, and replied to the question: "When is the next time you make a number?" ”
"...... a week later" Liu Piaopiao blurted out, but she quickly reacted and scolded angrily: "Damn, do your bird business!" ”
Chen Yongren was a little disappointed, it seems that if he wants to be in a good mood, he has to wait a week!
"Then tell me something about my birds, if I want to book a night, how much will it cost?" Chen Yongren asked.
"A thousand nights!" Liu Piaopiao replied.
Chen Yongren finally knew why her business was not so good.
This Nima is also expensive!
You must know that on Hong Kong Island now, an ordinary female worker's salary is only more than 1,000 yuan a month, a small white-collar worker in Central only ranges from a few thousand yuan a month, and a police officer like Chen Yongren is only about 4,000 yuan.
Killing a quarter of your income overnight is a bit of a big price.
However, compared with the prices of later generations after the "red" price increase, it is quite acceptable.
After all, all the beautiful ones in the future generations have gone to be anchors, and they don't have to sell to make a lot of money.
If you sell, you earn more.
Dating an Internet celebrity, it is easy to kill a month's income, and it is not for nothing for a few months, and you have to brush the gift to the top brother, and you will not accept the inspection after the end, and you will not support a refund for no reason within seven days.
In comparison, nowadays, like Liu Piaopiao, who does not steal, rob or cheat, makes money with all his skills and strength, is worked day and night for his life, works pragmatically and hard, and also reduces the crime rate for the society.
Didn't say it, you have to take care of her business!
As the saying goes: the elder brother earns money, the younger brother spends, the younger sister earns the money, and the elder sister spends.
"I'm so handsome, can't I be cheaper? How about thirty? ”
It should be taken care of, and it should be bargained, and there is no conflict, after all, the landlord's family has no surplus grain.
Liu Piaopiao was so angry that he rolled his eyes and ignored him, and said in his heart, You are thinking about fart.
It seems that going from 1,000 to 30 is a bit too ruthless, so let's cut it in half.
"Five hundred yuan bags can't go at night, if it doesn't work, I'll leave!"
Liu Piaopiao looked at Chen Yongren's face, swallowed his saliva, looked at the schoolbag behind Chen Yongren enviously, nodded and said, "This, if it's you, it's not impossible...... Walk, go into the house. ”
After saying that, Liu Piaopiao wanted to pull Chen Yongren into the house again, and Chen Yongren complied with her this time.
After entering the house, Liu Piaopiao closed the pink curtains and was about to take off her clothes.
"Pretty boy, what tricks do you want to play, this night, I'm all yours, you have to be gentle, I'm too savage to be delicate and tender!"
Chen Yongren saw the poor dagger at this time, opened his schoolbag, and said to Liu Piaopiao: "Don't worry, everyone is a cultural person, and they must be gentle...... Here, your job tonight is to do my homework! ”
After that, hand her the homework......
Liu Piaopiao's hand that was taking off the mask froze, and the charming smile on her face also froze on her face, and she asked in disbelief:
"Package...... Do this for a night? ”
"Yes, anyway, you're a student girl, isn't it normal to do homework?" Chen Yongren asked rhetorically.
"This ...... That's just as well! ”