Although it is said that children only do multiple-choice questions, adults certainly want all of them.

But that also divides people, occasions, and situations.

Don't have any difficulty, you have to create difficulties, and in the end, the chickens and eggs are both empty.

At this point, another sentence applies:

Children want everything, and adults know that they can't bear it, and they must know how to make trade-offs.

Two birds in the forest are not as good as one bird in hand.

……

In the afternoon, I returned to the classroom after lunch.

Taking advantage of everyone's rest, Chen Yongren pulled Zhou Xingxing aside and asked quietly:

"Sir Zhou, how is the investigation of the information handed over to you yesterday afternoon, and when will it be action?"

Zhou Xingxing also said in a low voice: "I have already asked Uncle Da to investigate, and if I find out, I will act immediately, I don't want to stay in this school for a day." ”

Chen Yongren nodded wildly after hearing this.

You're a big official, you're right.

I don't want you to stay here anymore, it affects my pickles.

You only need to be summoned at the end of the boss to remember to come.

As soon as the two finished speaking, the class bell rang.

Teacher Zheng came to the podium expressionlessly, looked around coldly, and the classroom was instantly suppressed by the teacher's huge atmosphere, and the birds were silent.

"Surprise test, who fails to pass the penalty stand in the playground for a week!"

"Bang ......"

It's Zhou Xingxing again, every time he hears the test, his legs will be weak and he will fall.

"What are you doing, yesterday I tested geography, today I tested Chinese history, and tomorrow I want to test Chinese English and mathematics......

Chen Yongren gloated on the side and said: "Classmate Zhou Xingxing, there is a god three feet above your head, you crow's mouth, be careful to make a prophecy......

Zhou Xingxing's face turned pale, and he hurriedly folded his hands and prayed: "Bah, I said nonsense, you passing by the great god and great immortal Buddha Jesus Araceus Odin, forgive me, just because I didn't say it, you didn't hear it......"

At the beginning of the test, Chen Yongren just wrote and mixed up with a passing score, anyway, he was not prepared to stay in school for a long time, and didn't Zhou Xingxing be at the bottom......

Some of the other students are confident and hard-working, and some have no ink to use their own means, but Zhou Xingxing is so nervous that he is sweating profusely and wiping with paper.

As soon as he saw the dense words on the test paper, his eyes were glazed, his head was dizzy, his hands and feet trembled, his whole body was weak, and he was nauseated......

Looking at Zhou Xingxing's miserable appearance, Chen Yongren thought to himself?

He never understood why Zhou Xingxing, who was almost thirty years old, was still so afraid of the teacher.

Seeing that he was nervous for a while, he called Uncle Da and Mr. Huang for help, and then learned to copy books from the little turtle, Chen Yongren was anxious for him......

The key is that in the Chinese history exam, why did you cheat with the Chinese language textbook......

This sassy operation blinded Chen Yongren's 24K titanium alloy dog eyes next door!

Chen Yongren even suspected that he was not wrong, that he was so illiterate that he could not distinguish between Chinese history and Chinese literature......

In the end, needless to say, he must have been caught cheating, and he was carried by the neck to the teaching office and disciplined, and finally he was beaten by "Dad" Uncle Da before getting out.

Seeing them so miserable, the beautiful and kind-hearted teacher He Min couldn't stand it anymore, and after they left, he immediately chased them out.

Chen Yongren was originally lying outside the window with other classmates to watch the excitement, but when he suddenly saw He Min go out, he immediately realized that this girl was overflowing with kindness again.

So he hurriedly ran over, just in time to hear He Min say to Cao Dahua: "Uncle Da, I don't take your money, I'm responsible for helping you teach him well, starting tomorrow, okay?" ”

"Oh, thank you, thank you."

Chen Yongren said in his heart that he had caught up: "Teacher He Min, I transferred from the British Middle School like Zhou Xingxing, and I may not be able to keep up with the teaching progress of our school in the short term, if I don't mind, can I tutor with you?" ”

He Min glanced at Chen Yongren again, hesitated, and said, "Don't mind, of course I don't mind." ”

After Teacher He Min left, Chen Yongren looked at Zhou Xingxing's iron-blue face, and said with a wicked smile: "No, no, Zhou Sir, you said that women will only affect the speed of your shot, you won't want to rob me, right?" ”

Zhou Xingxing's breath was stagnant because of Chen Yongren's words, and he gritted his teeth and said word by word: "When, no, no!" ”

Cao Dahua walked over and asked curiously, "Hey, Ah Ren, aren't you afraid of affecting the speed of your shot?" ”

Chen Yongren stretched out his right index finger and middle finger, bent slightly, and said confidently: "Don't worry, women will only exercise my hand speed!" ”

……

After school, Chen Yongren saw that Huang Sir did not come to pick up Teacher He Min this time, so he seized the opportunity to follow immediately.

Along the way, He Min was in front and he was behind, and the two walked tacitly.

Finally, at a bend, Chen Yongren had just turned a corner and found He Min waiting for him there.

He Min asked him, "Why did you follow me?" ”

Chen Yongren scratched his head and said, "I'm afraid that you will be in danger, so I will prevent those two perverts from gathering their accomplices to come back against you......"

Very good, this reason is very powerful, He Min didn't know what to say for a while.

Say don't let him follow, Hong Kong Island is so chaotic, I'm really afraid of accidents.

Say let him follow, I'm even more afraid of accidents!

It was very entangled for a while.

And Chen Yongren beat the snake with the stick, walked to the position next to He Min, and said, "Teacher, let's go!" ”

In this way, in a daze, a teacher and a student went home like a couple.

Along the way, Chen Yongren told a lot of jokes to make her happy, so that she saw that Chen Yongren was well-informed, knowledgeable, humorous and witty, and the relationship between the two also became a lot closer, from familiar strangers to familiar teachers and students......

And He Min didn't know whether he was afraid of being seen, or in order to make the same road longer, he kept taking Chen Yongren to the path, and Chen Yongren was also happy that there were few people around him to rest assured that he could boldly tease the female teacher.

But sometimes, you are afraid of what will come, and the more you take the path, the easier it is to encounter ghosts.

No, as soon as I turned a corner, I saw a classmate in the class, Sweet Potato, with a petite girl and a few bad students, hiding on the side of the road and smoking.

As soon as the sweet potato inhaled the cigarette into his lungs, he suddenly saw Chen Yongren and Teacher He Min coming over like a couple, and they were shocked and coughed.

"Ah, it's a classmate in your class, what should I do?" He Min asked nervously.

"It's okay, look at me."

After Chen Yongren comforted He Min, he immediately took the initiative and yelled at several people: "Hey, decrepit boy, are you a smoker?" Isn't that about to smoke marijuana? Look who's behind me, bring the teacher to arrest you...... I hate you smoking imps the most......"

Sweet potato really thought that Chen Yongren had brought a teacher to catch them smoking, so he was so frightened that they all ran away.

Teacher He Min breathed a sigh of relief and asked curiously, "Why, don't you smoke?" ”

Chen Yongren joked: "Of course I don't smoke, cigarettes are so expensive, how can I afford to smoke." ”

Teacher He Min was amused by him.

Chen Yongren is the best at beating snakes with sticks, leaned over and licked his face and said, "You don't believe it?" You don't believe if you smell smoke in my mouth! ”

After speaking, he sighed at Teacher He Min's face.

Teacher He Min pushed Chen Yongren away and said angrily: "Are you crazy? ”

However, she quickly asked suspiciously, "Why is there a clear smell, you wouldn't have chewed gum in a premeditated way, right?" ”

Chen Yongren raised his hands high: "Heaven and earth conscience, how can I be so scheming...... But is it really that fragrant in my mouth? ”

"yes, you really didn't eat gum or breath freshener?" He Min still asked in disbelief, how could there be a man in the world with such a fresh breath.

Chen Yongren had a number in his heart, and he guessed that it should be caused by the three soul fragments he ate.

It is not that the soul fragments are eaten in the stomach, and it also has the effect of improving the stomach and refreshing the breath.