At this time, the audience was silent.

Everyone is waiting for Wang Huan to speak, to see what kind of performance you will bring us?

What kind of cross talk do you bring us?

It's still good from the last "I'm going to brag", but it may lack a little surprise.

Everyone was filled with high expectations, but they were unwilling to admit it.

Because they feel that Wang Huan's strength cannot support such expectations.

In everyone's opinion, the possibility of Wang Huan's flash in the pan is too great.

After all, he has never really practiced cross talk, let alone created cross talk.

Moreover, what is the table in front of Wang Huan for, other cross talk actors don't have this table?

Wang Huan looked at the audience and said, "Yo, there are a lot of people coming, and they all say that the cross talk is cold, why are there so many people?"

At this opening, the audience became excited.

Because Wang Huan's temperament has changed.

is cheap, and it has a pure Henan accent.

Even if it's not very hard, the sound is deep and full of penetrating power.

All in all, very recognizable.

In fact, this sentence is not funny, but this typhoon, this cheapness, this mouthpiece, I want to laugh for some reason.

This is the most difficult thing about a cross talk actor.

This is a higher level of God's appreciation.

You don't have to listen to jokes, just seeing you like this, listening to your tone, I want to laugh.

The key to a true comedy master is to have his own tone.

Stephen Chow is like this, Jim Carrey is like this, Chaplin is like this, and Teacher Ge You is like this.

Guo Deyun is like this, and even Zhou Libo, who has a mixed reputation.

Distinctive personal characteristics, which many of today's cross talk celebrities do not have.

Although the audience has not heard the joke yet, they are already surprised, and they are looking forward to the next joke even more.

Then, Wang Huan glanced at Lu Zhengtao with a very cheap look and said, "You, are you a cross talk actor? What is your name?" Lu ......

Lu Zhengtao: Lu Zhengtao.

Wang Huan: Yes, Lu Zhengtao. I'm sorry, but I don't think much of this "Legal System in Progress".

Lu Zhengtao: What does this have to do with "When the Rule of Law is in Progress"?

Wang Huan: I like your profession very much, cross talk is good.

Lu Zhengtao: Okay, it's over

Wang Huan: I'm excited about your business

Lu Zhengtao: What kind of words are you, what is it called Xing Xing in our business

Wang Huan: Because after all, there is a gap between the two

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, you didn't do this

Wang Huan: I don't know?

Lu Zhengtao: Where do I know?

Wang Huan: Hey, look at my military uniform.

Lu Zhengtao: You are in military uniform, is this?

Wang Huan: I'm a military strategist, you don't know.

Lu Zhengtao: I don't know.

Wang Huan: Hey, I know everything.

Then, Wang Huan climbed directly onto the table, still looking stupid and cheap.

So far, the joke isn't particularly funny, but everyone can't help but laugh.

Because of this appearance, it's so interesting.

That's right, Wang Huan's performance this time is one of Mr. Guo's most classic jokes "Dream of the Western Expedition".

It is also one of Mr. Guo's most successful adaptations of old jokes.

Then the two continued to perform.

Lu Zhengtao: Go down, where, what's wrong with getting used to the kang?

Wang Huan: Military strategist.

Lu Zhengtao: What are the military strategists doing at the table?

Wang Huan: Look (monkey-like salute)

Lu Zhengtao: Oh?

Wang Huan: Salute.

Lu Zhengtao: You are saluting, what do you think of me throwing a piece of bread?

Wang Huan: I didn't bring my gun today, if I had a machine gun, I would have spurred you.

Lu Zhengtao: You have to have that thing too.

Wang Huan: 6 yuan for a grenade, I'll throw you a hundred yuan first.

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To be honest, at the beginning of "Dream of the Western Expedition", it did not enter the rhythm as fast as "I want to brag", nor did it satirize social phenomena, nor did it have a sense of fast rhythm layered on top of each other.

But there's just a magic to it, and it wants people to listen to it.

Because it's a very absurd story in itself, full of suspense.

There's even a sense of magic.

Wang Huan continued to perform, and after talking for several minutes, this cross talk entered the play.

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Wang Huan: Now that the world is peaceful, we don't need our old peace troops, let's disband it first. Find something to do first, and then come back to you when the world needs you. They all scattered.

Lu Zhengtao: Let's go

Wang Huan: Then something happened. There's a building in the United States, ...... Let the plane scare.

Lu Zhengtao: Your use of this word is too uncivilized, World Trade Tower.

Wang Huan: I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, and President Bush is in a hurry. I'm in a hurry, I eat 30 pounds of gunpowder a day.

Lu Zhengtao: Not really.

Wang Huan: Let's find it, find a military wizard. Lead the army to fight and destroy these terrorists.

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, look for it.

Wang Huan: The world is peaceful, where to find, it's hard to find.

Lu Zhengtao: There are few talents.

Wang Huan: Finally, President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui

Lu Zhengtao: What's the name?

Wang Huan: Tell the president, there is a Wang Huan in Beijing, China.

Lu Zhengtao: I've found you.

Wang Huan: I'm amazing, a military wizard, Wen can put pen to the world, Wu can go to the horse to set the world, go to the kang to know the girls, and get to know the shoes on the kang.

Lu Zhengtao: Hey, that's all you can do!

Wang Huan: Find it, it's hard to find me.

Lu Zhengtao: How?

Wang Huan: I don't have a phone, so the pager of the BP machine is still down.

Lu Zhengtao: What kind of communication tool?

Wang Huan: It's so hard to find them, and they're looking for me.

Lu Zhengtao: Work hard.

Wang Huan: I was talking on the phone on the street that day, and someone patted me from behind: (Female) Are you Mr. Wang Huan?

Lu Zhengtao: Oh?

Wang Huan: Live, a woman, this beautiful, foreigner, blonde and blue-eyed

Lu Zhengtao: Beautiful

Wang Huan: I said you wait, hey? How much is this, oh, I don't need money if I don't get through.

Lu Zhengtao: Pay phone?

Wang Huan: Ah. I said I'm Wang Huan, what's wrong with you? (eyes closed) (female voice) Hello Mr. Wang Huan.

Lu Zhengtao: Hey, shouldn't you be blonde and blue-eyed?

Wang Huan: Nonsense, isn't it blonde with her eyes closed?

Lu Zhengtao: Close your eyes, blind, what is she pretty?

Wang Huan: It's so good-looking. President Bush asked me to come to you and talk to you about the war. Oh, the things of war, come, sit, (blow dirt) sit.

Lu Zhengtao: Sit down on the side of the road

Wang Huan: What do you mean, how much do you plan to spend? I'm going to give you 10 million dollars to go to war. I said it's done, it's done, get up.

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Speaking of which, the taste really comes out completely.

A completely different kind of cross talk from before has been unveiled.

That sense of absurd magic, that peculiar sense of suspense, that kind of ruffian sense that makes people laugh.

It's really an experience that I have never had before.

And the next jokes are getting more and more funny, more and more bizarre, and more and more magical.

The audience applauded at first, but when they heard the excitement, they completely forgot about the applause.

Is that a complete obsession?

Even the applause was completely instinctive.

The U.S. government found a turtle to catch the terrorists, and flew a helicopter across the Pacific Ocean to the United States, but it flew in the wrong direction and headed northeast.

This story is so, so funny.

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Wang Huan: The helicopter has been driving for more than half a year, and more than 70,000 refueling has been added

Lu Zhengtao: Small fuel tank

Wang Huan: Finally arrived in the United States, looking down from the plane, yes--

Lu Zhengtao: What?

Wang Huan: The banner at the bottom reads: Warmly welcome Master Wang Huan.

Lu Zhengtao: Master Wang Huan?

Wang Huan: How can an American understand this? The plane descended slowly, running around the runway in a circle, buzzing ---

Lu Zhengtao: Why don't you land?

Wang Huan: The brakes are broken

Lu Zhengtao: Okay. Run, then

Wang Huan: This can't be done, can't stop, open the door, let's put our legs out and prune

Lu Zhengtao: This is a brake?

Wang Huan: The driver was so obedient, he opened the door and put his legs outside. I counted him, but my leg didn't go out. Finally stopped, and he grinded to the base of his thighs

Lu Zhengtao: This one is still sincere.

Wang Huan: Thank you, this is a work injury. I'm leaving, you can jump slowly.

Lu Zhengtao: Isn't it necessary to jump?

Wang Huan: When I got off the plane, the White House staff came. Dressed in uniform, wearing a cap, and holding a leather bag.

Lu Zhengtao: This is from the White House.

Wang Huan: Are you Mr. Wang Huan? I said: It's me. I can't shame the face of the Chinese. Ah, pick me up

Lu Zhengtao: I'm here to pick you up.

Wang Huan: I've been waiting for you for a few days, let's go, the president is in a hurry. I said, "Okay, pick me up?—— let's take a taxi."

Lu Zhengtao: Take a taxi in the United States?

Wang Huan: Yes, doesn't there be a car here--no, this 1 piece of 6, you can't sit on it.

Lu Zhengtao: The U.S. rental is also 1 yuan 6.

Wang Huan: The president is calculating, and this will not be reimbursed. Hey--- 1 piece of 2 is here.

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Everyone was engrossed and listened in fascination.

Wang Huan's performance of "Dream of the Western Expedition" also came to an end soon.

Wang Huan: Eat, happy -- the president said (Henan accent) Mr. Wang Huan, don't be busy eating, you can be considered to have responded to this war? I said: I did. (Henan accent) the appointment order is ready for you. I looked, heh, the mandate, 39 and a half, no, this doesn't work, I wear 41.

Lu Zhengtao: What about buying shoes?

Wang Huan: As you are talking, listen to the pounding of the ground...... , Sudden Sudden ...... The enemy attacks.

Lu Zhengtao: This is coming?

Wang Huan: The terrorists are here, they are really bullying, they dare to come here, it's too blatant, don't you say that the military strategists are coughing up...... Cough......

Lu Zhengtao: What kind of physique does this military strategist have?

Wang Huan: Don't you take the military strategist seriously? I'll go, push away my lobster plate, step upstairs, the smoke of gunpowder is filled in the distance, this is not good, I don't have anything with me, what if it hurts me. When I turned around, there was a steel helmet on the ground. German steel helmet, hat brim small white ground red flower, pick up and buckle on the head, heh, this bullet hits, when the inside of the dang, I am happy, kill, rush, Gary has to go.

Lu Zhengtao: What kind of text?

Wang Huan: I'm happy, my daughter-in-law got up and gave me a mouthful, she couldn't sleep when she was full, what is the beauty of your phlegm bucket.

Lu Zhengtao: Dreaming!

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At this point, Wang Huan's performance of "Dream of the Western Expedition" officially ended.

Full of magic, ruffianism, earthy flavor, and mixed flavors, the new cross talk is served on the table.

Next, he left his fate to the audience.

Do you accept it or not?

Can you stage a miracle in another world?

Can it completely subvert the audience's senses?

The host said: "The next step is the voting session, the five judges have 50 votes, and the 400 audience members have one vote each, and the votes of both sides add up to the final result." ”

The host asked: "First ask the five judges to vote on Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao's performances." ”

Wang Huan looked at the five judges, and all the audience present also looked at the five judges.

The five judges glanced at each other and exchanged their inner shock and amazement.

Wang Huan's cross talk is really good, amazing, and unexpected.

They are insiders in the industry, and they know that Wang Huan's performance method can really change the life of cross talk.

This performance, they really never thought about.

Before, they just regarded Wang Huan as a hypeman, and it didn't make a big deal.

But now it seems that this person is too lethal.

Look at these audiences, what has been conquered into it? The joke is over, and I am still reminiscing about it.

With that kind of fascinated expression, the five judges felt a great danger.

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The first judge, the second judge, did not make a sound, nor did he move.

The fifth judge, Zhang Wenyao, held up a sign with a big 0 written on it.

The host said, "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, did you vote for 0 votes?"

The judges have 10 votes per vote, so in a sense, this is a kind of scoring.

And Zhang Wenyao gave Wang Huan a score of 0?!

You know, just now they gave Liu Jun's performance a score of 9 and a score of 8 to Daxing's performance.

In the 16-8 game, even the lowest score was given a score of 5.

In the first dozen groups of contestants, the judges also gave a minimum of 25 votes.

And now he gave Wang Huan a score of 0?

This is also too deceitful.

The host asked, "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, can I ask why?"

Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan's cross talk is too vulgar and vulgar, and it will have a serious impact on the social atmosphere. Our cross talk is an art, if we want to pursue elegance, similar to vulgar and vulgar works, we should completely nip it in the bud. ”

Then, the fourth-ranked judge also held up a sign, which was also a big 0 on it.

Once again, the audience was in an uproar.

The host said: "Teacher Zhu Wentong, what is your reason for giving 0 points?"

Judge Zhu Wentong said: "It's also because it's too vulgar." ”

Next, Li Jing, the third-ranked judge, also held up a sign with a score of 0.

The first judge remained, and the second judge still did not speak, nor did he raise a card.

Ma Guang, the first judge, is actually very entangled in his heart, of course he also knows the current situation of the withering of cross talk, and even agrees with Wang Huan's performance in his heart.

But his position must be consistent with the cross talk world, and he is a good man.

So, he didn't raise his card and didn't make a statement.

But if you don't raise a card, it means that you don't score.

They did not criticize Wang Huan, but not scoring also means 0 points.

This group of people in the cross talk world sensed the danger, so as Zhang Wenyao said, they wanted to nip Wang Huan in the bud.

Therefore, no matter what high-profile it is, Wang Huan will be eliminated directly and forced.

Vulgar, vulgar, is a good reason.

Suddenly, the audience was in an uproar and completely angry.

This...... It's outrageous.

(The last time I described the content of cross talk, the next thing about cross talk will be brushed aside, and because it contains cross talk jokes, this chapter has more than 4,000 words)

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