Chapter 18 It is impossible to go to work
Although today is a festival, it is still a very important festival in the Great Zhou, but this seems to have nothing to do with Li Dongsheng, he has no ancestors to lay the foundation here, no relatives and friends to socialize with, and his predecessor was sold since childhood, so there is no difference between weekdays and days, Li Dongsheng still stayed in bed until noon.
With a long yawn and a satisfied stretch, Li Dongsheng moved his body to the stone table in the courtyard. Naturally, he didn't lift the stone table last night, and the clean stone table still stood intact in the courtyard. Well, it seems that unlike someone who sleeps lazily, Chuncao not only wakes up early, but even cleans the fallen leaves in the yard. As a bonus, take her to the theater in the afternoon. Li Dongsheng was thinking about it in his mind, but his stomach began to be hungry, after all, he didn't eat breakfast, and his stomach was full of passion to work. It's a pity that although my stomach is hungry and I want to eat something, the rest of my body seems to be growing on the stone table, and I don't want to move it at all.
Forget it, let's talk about it when Chuncao comes back, the waste man Li Dongsheng thought boredly.
However, the development of things always likes to joke with people, and the spring grass, which has been going around in the courtyard in the past, is not visible today. Li Dongsheng couldn't wait for the left or the right, and he didn't see the spring grass return after changing several comfortable positions during the period, so Li Dongsheng couldn't sit still.
This little girl, she won't have a big holiday to play outside, let's forget about him, the left-behind young man at home.
As soon as the consciousness in his brain moved, the S-class props opened up with the wind. Li Dongsheng studied it and found that the things given by the system are actually regular, such as the completely unreasonable universe super invincible research level and easy-to-use things are S-level, those who do not speak of scientific reason but will always be used to respond to people are A-level, in line with scientific laws but not friendly to the people of this martial arts world, the general advantage of dimensionality reduction is B-level, martial arts cheats and weapons that abide by the basic physical laws are mostly concentrated in C-level and D-level. The things you get from the E and F levels are actually not bad, but most of them are some consumables, such as what kind of healing elixir black jade intermittent ointment, Yin people's elixir tensaic tendon powder, and the one-time shooting mastery card mentioned before, etc. Of course, there are also some defective products of high-grade items, such as A-level item body remodeling pills, no matter what the physical state is after use, it will be perfectly restored to the age of fourteen, according to the article Yin writes, even if you take it when you break your hands and feet, the old ones are dying, as long as you have a breath, you can return to fourteen years old after taking it, the body parts are complete, and the youth and vitality are unlimited. Of course, the reason why this pill is suitable for people is that if you are a peerless master, you will lose all your skills after taking it, and become an ordinary person who has never practiced martial arts, adhering to the style of the system not allowing the host to practice martial arts. There is a fatal flaw in the E-class item Huiguang Puzhao Dan, although the effect looks similar to that of the A-grade, the user returns to the age of sixteen, repairs all body damage, and the strength of the body will not disappear, but there is a fatal flaw, that is, the duration of the drug is only three days, and the user will age and die quickly within seven days after three days. To put it bluntly, this pill is actually a last-minute burning of oneself and others, and the more powerful the martial arts, the more powerful it is. Of course, at first glance, this thing is not prepared by the system for the host, and his host is still a scumbag who has never practiced martial arts so far, and using this pill is no different from taking poison to commit suicide.
As mentioned earlier, the S-class item has almost no defects, and as the most used prop by Li Dongsheng so far, its function has always been praised by the host. So much so that Li Dongsheng has been thinking about the fact that one day if he can draw a prop like clairvoyance, then he will not be able to watch 3D stereoscopic surround anytime and anywhere.
Li Dongsheng searched for the voice of Chuncao in his mind, that's right, the golden legend S-class prop Shunfeng Ear, as long as you record a certain sound in advance when you use Shunfeng Ear, you can directly search for the recorded sound the next time you use it, which can be said to be the sound version of Super Radar. Another surprise to Li Dongsheng was that Chuncao was already carrying a bunch of items, including the food box he was thinking about, on the street at the door, but he was stopped by Zhang Daguozi and others on the street to speak. Li Dongsheng was curious about what they were talking about, but it didn't matter what they heard, Zhang Daguotou and Lao Wang were actually talking about some things about men and women, and this protagonist was actually him Li Dongsheng, what did he want to refuse and give him a hug, these two actually taught Chuncao to seduce themselves in broad daylight. Li Dongsheng thought that I knew how Chuncao knew about the teaching workshop, no wonder the little girl was always vague when she asked Chuncao, it turned out that the root was in the two of you. Oh, no, Aunt Li next to me is also helping, I said that you are a woman, why don't you make your food and make a lot of fun. Hey, Li Dongsheng really can't listen to it anymore, so he took Shunfeng Ear, this world is really true, people's hearts are not ancient, Chuncao is still a child, there are immorals, there are immorals.
As soon as Chuncao entered the yard, she saw Seventeen looking at her stunned, and didn't think much about it, but thought he was hungry, so he put the food box on the table. Li Dongsheng watched Chuncao busy before and after, but he didn't see anything different from usual. There was no twitching in the conversation with him, and although there was a slight redness on his cheeks, it could also be caused by the movement of lifting things and walking.
It seems that I underestimated this little girl's film, Li Dongsheng secretly thought that this mental quality has the potential to commit major criminal cases. I carefully recalled the daily behavior of Xia Chuncao in my heart, well, optimistic and lively, it shouldn't be sick. In fact, it's not impossible to be sick, cute words, as long as he doesn't knife him, everything is easy to say, after all, in this world, he can't only raise one.
But just in case, he still asked one more question: "Chuncao, let me ask you a question, what do you think of polygamy?" ”
"Huh? What do you say? ”
"It's just a man who marries several wives."
"Huh?" Chuncao was puzzled: "The big men in Keling Capital City, aren't they all married to several wives by one person, isn't it like this all over the world." ”
"Yes, why can a man marry multiple wives, will you be unhappy when you see this situation?" Li Dongsheng cautiously tentatively said.
"Why aren't you happy?" However, Chuncao was even more puzzled: "Isn't it okay for rich people to marry a few more wives, they have to spread the branches, anyway, they don't lack that stuttering food at home, but it's not good if they are left out in the cold after giving birth to a young lady like Mrs. Feng, Mrs. Feng is too pitiful." ”
"Yes, it's really hateful to ignore it after you succeed, and the scumbag deserves death." Li Dongsheng agreed, and at the same time thought in his heart, that is, as long as you take care of it often after eating, right? Well, it doesn't seem to be very difficult, anyway, he doesn't have to go to work now, as long as the nutrition keeps up, there is maternity leave every day. Well, without further ado, the goodwill should start from the morning, so Li Dongsheng said while eating: "Chuncao, let's go to the play in the afternoon." ”
In his previous life, Li Dongsheng had no experience in dating girls. But fortunately, the requirements of girls in this world are not so high, of course, the main thing is that he is not short of money now, and he eats and drinks with Chuncao, and no one at the foot of the Son of Heaven and Loufu has just fallen to make trouble at this time, so Li Dongsheng took Chuncao to have fun for three days. Three days later, although Li Dongsheng still didn't have to go to work, he could only be forced to work.
There is no other reason, the imperial court is going to work, and Han Qiyun's grounding is also coming to an end.
Some major events have happened in the past few months, and some people know it, like the Great Zhou Emperor's Liangyi Palace's banquet of the ministers, and the princess of Nanchu unsurprisingly overwhelmed the group at the state banquet in Zhongyue again; Some of the people didn't know, like a series of orders silently issued from the palace, and some fast horses were sent out of the Lingjing City.
Of course, not everyone has the opportunity to enjoy the festival anymore. Even on the first day of the middle moon, there were cargo ships sailing to Lingjing without stopping. A sailor's helper woke up in the cabin, and the moment he opened his eyes, he watched and listened vigilantly. As far as the eye could see, there was a dirty board and straw, and the shouting of the crew and the faint sound of the hull breaking through the water.
After making sure that this place was empty and should be safe, Bai Chang Lang Jun got up and checked his body, well, there was no shortage of things on his body and things on his body, so he frowned and thought, what is the purpose of attacking his master? Changeable Langjun originally planned to turn into a sailor on the ship and go south with the ship to find out the news, but he didn't expect to be suddenly attacked just as he was about to get on the ship.
is a master, Lang Jun thought of it, because with his skills, he didn't react at all, and he didn't even have a clue who attacked him from behind, and he could only see the man's technique from the injury on his neck behind him, which was very rude, because it seemed that the other party wanted to knock him out, but the other party almost broke his neck when he saw the injury.
Just when he was puzzled about the identity and purpose of the person who did it, the sailor on the ship saw that he was awake and beckoned: "Oh, finally wake up, even if it is the Midmoon Festival, you don't have to drink so much, if it weren't for your breath, the owner of the ship would almost throw you into the sea." But if you drink like this, it will be difficult to endure later, and we will have to wait until Quang Ninh next time we dock......."
This person wanted to say more, but saw Changeable Langjun pounce directly: "What did you say?" Maritime? What else is Quang Ninh, shouldn't the next destination be Haining? ”
The man looked at Lang Jun strangely and said: "I said brother, you won't get on the wrong boat because you got too drunk, let's take the sea route, which leads directly to Quang Ninh, Haining is the place where you go by water, you are making a big fuss, if you get on the wrong boat, your original employer is afraid that you will have to ........"
Changeable Langjun didn't listen to what the crew had to say, and staggered onto the deck.
Looking at the boundless sea in front of him, Changeable Langjun slapped himself on the forehead: "It's over, people even know when I'm going to go, I'm afraid that the master has followed me all the way since Hanging Lan Fang." I'm a grass people, and people naturally don't come to me, so it seems that I can't harvest the remaining gold. ”