Chapter 18: Is This His Mother Eight Years Old?

"No, wait a minute?"

Hearing the word goblin, Gaia's whole person was messy:

"Dude, do you mean this evil beast like a centaur, a goblin? How is this possible, no matter how you look at it, it's a strange-looking, genetically mutated centaur. ”

Hearing Gaia's words, the uncle was not angry, but grinned:

"The little brother just hasn't seen a goblin much at first glance. And he's not a centaur like this, but a centaur. The appearance of a centaur is the upper body of a person, the two legs of a horse, and the centaur is the lower body of a horse. ”

Vozh.

What kind of weird race is this?

Children, didn't I just sleep for a while, and you have already evolved such a messy evolutionary relationship?!

Gaia here is still suspicious of Qiu Sheng, and the uncle over there has also pulled the topic back:

"Oh, that's a long way off. Let me tell you, little brother, goblins can't be judged by their appearance, after all, their people can range from the size of a finger to the size of a room, and the appearance can range from a tree on the side of the road to a human figure walking on the road. But I have an exclusive recipe for identification. ”

Speaking of this, the uncle stretched out two fingers and rubbed them back and forth.

Seeing that this uncle wanted some benefits, Gaia then reached out and touched his pocket, and just wanted to condense a crystal in concealment, but his ears sounded Shamis's previous advice:

"Remember, in Nord Town, wealth is not exposed."

After hesitating for a moment, Gaia pulled out her finger and shook her head regretfully:

"It's a pity, I didn't take out all my money in the hotel, and my uncle can tell me next time."

"Hey! What are these words, lad! ”

To Gaia's surprise, the uncle was not dissatisfied, but laughed heartily:

"Actually, it's not worth a few bucks, and since you don't have it now, it doesn't hurt to tell you - goblins, but they all grow a pair of wings on their backs, although there are big and small, but there will definitely be. You see, there's a couple behind this guy. ”

Following the uncle's fingers, Gaia keenly caught the small wings hidden in the mane behind the beast.

Who can see this?!

The corners of his mouth trembled, but Gaia nodded politely:

"Really...... Thank you, uncle. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, oh, there's a good show."

Laughing again, the uncle immediately turned his attention to the conversation between the two men, Gaia saw this, although he was already spicy, but adhering to the mentality of coming and coming, he still listened patiently.

"Good! I don't care what bullshit love freedom you're pursuing, but as a brother, I have to advise you—"

Angrily slapping the neck of the evil animal, the tall and thin man shouted an astonishing word that made everyone's eyes black:

"But this kid is only eight years old! Eight-year-old, you brute! ”

“……”

Looking at the evil beast in front of him, Gaia had lost the ability to speak.

This he- this is the eight years old of his mother?!

Not only Gaia, but all the onlookers present were doubting life.

Fairies, essentially the embodiment of natural things, are generally made up of small animals and plants, and are usually beautiful and charming in appearance, and are creatures that can fool humans.

The life of a goblin is extremely long, and even an elf with a lifespan of up to a thousand years is dwarfed by the elves.

But you actually told me that this evil beast in front of you, ah no, this strange-looking goblin is only eight years old?!

found that the onlookers were in an uproar, and the short and fat man was also annoyed:

"You know what? The lifespan of goblins is not a problem at all, according to what you say, elves need two hundred years to reach adulthood, so if they find a human partner, aren't they all sinning? ”

They?

When did the pronouns of elves become feminine? And it seems that the people around me are a little resistant to the word elf.

Before Gaia could figure out anything, the tall and thin man spoke again:

"Elves are basically committing crimes to any race! It doesn't make sense to say this at all. Well, even if the lifespan of goblins is not the same as that of humans, but you ...... You're looking for someone of the opposite sex! ”

I'm going, so hot?

Gaia didn't care about the elves anymore, and pricked up her ears to listen.

"The opposite sex? Oh, the opposite sex is only together for the sake of having children, your purpose is simply the instinct of reproduction passed down from the ancestors, how can a group of guys who are controlled by instinct understand the emotions between us? ”

"Emotional fart, I think you're sick!"

The tall and thin man was really angry, and pointed at the short and fat man's nose and scolded.

However, the short and fat man was not convinced, reached out and patted his fingers away, puffed out his chest with pride, and said:

"We're pure love!"

As if in favor of the short and fat man's words, the beast raised its head and made a soft voice:

"Whew-"

“…… To be reasonable, this is really not a horse? ”

“…… Uh, it's supposed to be a goblin, right? It's got a pair of wings. ”

The uncle had never seen this meeting, and he was speechless for a while.

"Is there any, I mean, is it possible that the wings are glued on?"

As for the true identity of the evil animal, Gaia expressed his suspicions.

"Not really, after all, centaurs don't really have a hobby of neighing like horses."

As he spoke, a group of men in uniforms and top hats came from the side of the street, dispersed the crowd of onlookers, and surrounded the two men and the beasts:

"We have received reports that someone is disturbing public order here, you two ...... The three have now been summoned, so honestly give up resistance and follow us. ”

"Nope! Not even the patrol team can separate the two of us! My love, don't leave me quack-"

As soon as the short and fat man heard this, he immediately wanted to run to the side of the evil animal, and as soon as he opened his legs, he was quickly pestled to the stomach by the leading man, and as soon as he bent down, a strong electric current burst out, directly knocking the short and fat man to the ground.

"It's disgusting to open the door to disgusting - disgusting home! You guys, take this guy away, and don't let him continue to disgust people! ”

"Yes, Captain!"

Oh?

It turns out that the squad leader should be like this.

Suddenly realizing that he didn't seem to have seen a few normal people, Gaia felt a sense of frustration and relief at the same time.

It seems that normal people also exist.

The world is still a lot better than I imagined before.

By the way, he wanted to thank the uncle just now, but Gaia turned around and found that he didn't know when he left.

Forget it, we'll see you later.

With this thought in his mind, Gaia immediately opened his legs and walked in the direction of the Explorers' Guild that Shamis had pointed to earlier.

……

In the gloomy alley, the uncle and a group of cloaked men gathered together, smoking a cigarette and laughing gloomily:

"Although I didn't pay for it, it does seem to be a son, let's meet a good deal."