Chapter 203: Down-to-earth White Deer!
Sister Wan took a plate of cherries to the two people who were watching TV, and when she saw the scene of Bai Xiaolu crackling firewood, she felt strange, "Miss Bai, you have so much strength, is it really a crackle on the ground at one time?" ”
Bai Xiaolu solved the mystery, "How is it possible, crackled several times, and then cracked it once into a clip, I have practiced this crackling action for a long time." ”
Many variety shows are scripts, so they also need certain acting skills, so Xue Zhiqian, Yang Di and Da Zhang Wei, who can make stalks, are frequent guests in variety shows. However, when you get bigger, you can also paddle the whole game, for example, Yue Yunpeng made up for two days in the life he longed for, and the salary was a lot.
Yang Zi in the show was also eager to try firewood, but after trying a few times without success, Liu Yiwei put his mind at ease, "Fortunately, at least I'm not the only one who can't crackle firewood." ”
As soon as the words fell, Yang Zi cracked the firewood open, Liu Yiwei's facial expression froze again, and a sentence floated in the subtitles, "If Teacher Liu Yiwei finds out that every guest who comes today can crack the firewood, will he feel like a thousand arrows piercing his heart?" ”
At this time, a beautiful rooster walked behind Yang Zi with a high spirit, colorful feathers, and when Yang Zi walked to the side, he almost stepped on it, and the rooster flew away neatly, which scared Yang Zi.
Yang Zi didn't see it clearly for a while, "What is it?" ”
He Jiong explained: "This is a chicken raised by our program group, called Cailan, and we are going to kill it today and then entertain you." ”
The program team gave a close-up of the rooster lantern, which looked in the direction of He Jiong with angry eyes, and the subtitle caption "There are always Diao people who want to harm me".
Standing on the wooden courtyard wall of the mushroom house, looking at the green fields outside, the music sounded, "I want to fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun, the world is waiting for me to change." ”
Bai Xiaolu also saw this scene for the first time, and laughed out loud, the director team is too talented, right?
Liu Yiwei took out the chilled watermelon soaked in the bucket, Bai Xiaolu took the initiative to ask Ying to cut the watermelon, and then handed the watermelon to He Jiong, Liu Yiwei and Yang Zi.
Yang Zi took the watermelon from the white deer, "Thank you, dear." "After finishing speaking, I don't forget to mua white fawn.
After Bai Xiaolu finished eating the watermelon, he asked He Jiong, "Teacher He, where is our brother Sanshi?" "Last year's filming of "Ode to Joy", Wu Lei and Hu Ge both came to the crew to visit the class, Wu Lei, Yang Zi and Bai Xiaolu belong to the same company, and the relationship is already very familiar.
"Lei Lei went to pick corn, let's leave some watermelon for him, I'll go and ask him to come back and eat watermelon." He Jiong felt sorry for Wu Lei.
"No, you tell me the location of the cornfield, I'll just call it, I'll run faster." White Fawn said.
He Jiong also had to help Liu Yiwei prepare the dishes, and after thinking about it, he agreed to do so, He Jiong gave Liu Yiwei a hand, and Yang Zi gave He Jiong a hand.
The white fawn left the mushroom lonely house and walked towards the cornfield, and found that it was a little distance, so he ran over, running fast to the mold lake, but the camera followed behind tired and panting, and the white fawn had the nickname "flying leg deer" on his head.
After Bai Xiaolu found Wu Lei, he waved happily to Wu Lei, "Lei Lei-" The voice was so loud that it resounded throughout the mountains and fields, and there seemed to be an echo.
Wu Lei also noticed Bai Xiaolu, and waved his hand happily in response, and Bai Xiaolu continued to shout: "Lei Lei, go back to the mushroom lonely house and eat watermelon!" ”
Wu Lei pointed to the corn, indicating that the corn had not been picked yet, and Bai Xiaolu climbed halfway up the mountain, "Lei Lei, Mr. He asked you to go back and eat watermelon to quench your thirst." ”
Wu Lei said, "The director team said that they would exchange 200 corns for a steak, and I picked more than half of it, so let's go back after picking it." ”
Bai Xiaolu saw a basket of corn slowly in the basket and lifted it down, "Oh, it's so heavy!" "The weight of a piece of corn is about 200 grams to 300 grams, and this basket of corn is about sixty or seventy catties, of course, it is not light.
Bai Xiaolu said to Wu Lei, "200 corns will be hundreds of catties by then, how can we take them back, you go back to the mushroom lonely house to eat watermelon to relieve the heat, and then find a flat pole and rope to come over, and the two of us can pick the corn back." ”
Wu Lei estimated that he had never seen a flat pole since he was a child, and he was a little confused all of a sudden, "Flat pole and rope?" Can't we take another basket and two people carry it back? ”
"If you take a basket, then you have to take one more, but it's better to have a flat shoulder, it's easier for two people to carry." White Fawn said.
Wu Lei walked to the mushroom lonely house in confusion, Bai Xiaolu got into the cornfield and began to break corn, and the photographer followed behind.
Bai Xiaolu was breaking corn while muttering, "It's bad, I forgot to ask Lei Lei how much corn he broke just now, one hundred and one is more than a hundred, and one hundred and nine is also more than a hundred." ”
The white fawn who was breaking corn was accidentally scratched by the corn leaves, she screamed in pain, and the camera hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Bai Xiaolu looked at his leg, there was a small mark, but it didn't break the skin, "It's okay, the leg was scratched, but there was no bleeding." ”
The camera asked: "Do you need a band-aid, I have a Yunnan Baiyao band-aid here?" The program also happened to have an advertisement for Yunnan Baiyao Band-Aid.
Bai Xiaolu refused, "No, wait for you to send the band-aid, the wounds on my side have healed, and there is no blood, what kind of band-aid to put on!" ”
The program team was also afraid that Bai Xiaolu would really be scratched, so they took the initiative to help, and there were many people, and after a while, the corn was full of baskets.
The camera switched to the mushroom lonely house, Wu Lei ate a few pieces of watermelon first, and then washed his face. Wu Lei asked He Jiong if there was a flat burden in the lonely house, and He Jiong was also confused, so Wu Lei went to the villagers' homes to borrow it.
As a result, many of the villagers in the village are elderly grandparents, they speak Sichuan or Tibetan, so that Wu Lei can't understand, and the subtitle group updates the subtitles; "Subtitle-kun is already dead, and there is nothing he can do."
In the end, Wu Lei saw the flat pole and rope in the villager's house, so he opened his mouth to signal to borrow the flat pole and rope, and the villager lent it to Wu Lei very happily.
Wu Lei walked on the road in the village with a flat pole, and the villagers greeted Wu Lei from time to time, and Wu Lei nodded politely in response. When Wu Lei appeared in the cornfield with a flat pole, the background music became the most classic "Sword and Sword Shadow" of Gu Chaozai.
Bai Xiaolu squatted on the ridge to rest, bored pulling weeds, and then bit a dog's tail grass at the corner of his mouth, just like Chow Yun-fat styled in "God of Gamblers".
Bai Xiaolu's down-to-earth approach made netizens laugh crazy, and a netizen with the ID of "Shenyan Qian" has taken a screenshot of this clip and posted it on the official Weibo account of "Longing for Life", "Is Bai Xiaolu really an actress?" Don't you want any image management? Does her studio not care about her? ”
A netizen with the ID of "Star Field Without a Trace" replied under the comment, "Bai Xiaolu is the owner of the studio, have you ever seen that boss take care of himself?" Bai Mengyan pays great attention to image management, as for Bai Xiaolu, image management? Inexistent! ”
Wu Lei tied the corn basket to the center of the flat pole, and the two carried the corn in the field, neither of them may have done similar work, and they walked crookedly, which made the people watching the show laugh.
Bai Xiaolu didn't forget to sing, "You carry the burden", Wu Lei answered, "I'm leading the horse", and then the camera focused on the camera following Wu Lei, the camera looked innocent, and the subtitles gave a hint intimately, "Camera, Ma Yun." Seeing this, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
Bai Xiaolu asked her boyfriend, "Is this camera really called Ma Yun?" ”
Zheng Wentong said: "Of course it's true, if it's just for the effect of the show, it's so boring to be exposed." But I guess when he applied for the position of cameraman, his name was definitely a plus. Maybe by the end of the first season, he and the lanterns will be on fire. ”
Bai Xiaolu and Wu Lei were carrying corn, but they encountered a tractor on the road, and the two of them were about to stand aside, but they found that it was difficult to hide, and the director team began to subtitle again, "Wu Lu can escape", which can be described as the right time.
Waiting for Bai Xiaolu and Wu Lei to return to the mushroom lonely house, Yang Zi hurriedly came up to help, "Hard work!" Liu Yiwei looked at the white deer with a strange painting style, "Our strong girl is back!" Liu Yiwei is obviously still doubting life for Bai Xiaolu.
Yang Zi proposed, "Actually, we can suggest that Mango Satellite TV make a TV series, the story of the strong girl Bai Xiaolu, who is infinitely powerful, and then eliminates violence and peace." ”
Zheng Wentong, who was sitting on the sofa, saw Yang Zi in the show say this, he remembered that there was a Korean drama called "Strong Girl Du Fengshun", I don't know if it will be filmed now. Zheng Wentong thought about it, and it seemed that Radio and Television would start to implement the Korean restriction order next month.
The specific contents of the Korean restriction order include: prohibiting Korean stars from performing in the mainland, and stopping the approval of new South Korean cultural industry companies to invest in the mainland; It is forbidden to sign new cooperation projects for Korean TV dramas and variety shows; The ban on TV dramas starring South Korean actors will be implemented on television from September 1. A scene like Song Joong Ki coming to the mainland to record a running man will never happen again.
Although "Ordinary Glory" is broadcast on South Korean TVN TVN, this is a remake of the Korean drama "Unborn", and the broadcast rate of mainland TV dramas in South Korea is pitiful, and the market in South Korea is so big, so it's no pity to give up.
Liu Yiwei was about to cook, Bai Xiaolu was busy making a fire again, He Jiong and Wu Lei said to go down to the pond and use the net to catch fish. After the fire was lit, Bai Xiaolu couldn't hold back his curiosity and pulled Yang Zi to run to the fish pond.
When Bai Xiaolu and Yang Zi came to the fish pond, He Jiong and Wu Lei had already put on rubber suspenders, and the two of them were fishing with a net in the fish pond. Bai Xiaoluyue and Yang Zi also wanted to go into the water, He Jiong persuaded them, "The water is a little deep, or you should not come down, if you really want to help, you can catch some crayfish in the pond next door." ”
Bai Xiaolu replied, "The lobster is so stupid, it needs to be fished there, and I can catch it with a line." ”
Yang Zi didn't believe it, Bai Xiaolu found a bamboo pole, then tied the fishing line, made a simple fish hook, hung some fish meat on the hook, and threw it into the water, although it was a shallow pond, but the visibility of the water was OK, and after a while, lobsters began to peck at it, and when the lobster clamped the fish with tongs, Bai Xiaolu quickly lifted the lobster to the shore.
Yang Zi was startled, the lobster let go of the tongs, fell onto the ridge, walked and retreated on the grass, and waved the big tongs from time to time. The white fawn moved quickly, quickly pinched the lobster's pincers, and then threw the lobster into the bucket. Subtitle comment: "This look is usually not less fishing, definitely not the Air Force." ”
Yang Zi watched from the side and admired, "Xiaolu, you are so powerful!" Bai Xiaolu sat on the ridge, "What is this, my dad is a master fisherman, although he always only brings one fish with him every time he comes home, my mother sometimes calls him Bai Yiyi." ”
When Bai Xiaolu was fishing for lobsters, Gao Yalin and Zhang Yishan, the father and son, also came, and the two of them walked on the road and saw a large group of people here, and there were bold villagers who watched Bai Xiaolu fishing for lobsters to see the excitement.
Zhang Yishan took the lead in greeting Yang Zi, "Yang Zi, what are you doing here?" Gao Yalin looked at it, "It turns out that you are fishing for lobsters, I haven't fished for a long time, and there is no line, I will also fish some back, Liu Xing, you help me bring my luggage over first." ”
Zhang Yishan smiled, "Dad, you are fishing for lobsters by yourself, let your son and I bring the two suitcases back, are you embarrassed?" ”
Gao Yalin smiled, "Nonsense, you are not my own son, who will you call if you are not called!" Why don't you let Xia Xue pass? ”
Zhang Yishan reluctantly looked at the people who were fishing for lobsters, with a look of envy, so he had to push the suitcase back to the mushroom lonely house, Zhang Yishan did not forget to advise, "You leave me some, I will definitely come back!" Some netizens commented in the subtitles: "How do you feel like you are watching "Family with Children" and "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" at the same time." ”
Bai Xiaolu saw that Gao Yalin wanted to fish for lobsters, so she took the initiative to give up the simple fishing rod to Gao Yalin, she changed into suspenders, and then quietly went to the ground, and then hid behind He Jiong, the camera was just right to focus on He Jiong and Bai Xiaolu's height, under the camera, Bai Xiaolu seemed to be a little taller than He Jiong.
The director team intimately replayed He Jiong's words just now, "The water is a little deep, why don't you come down?" As a result, when Bai Xiaolu got out of the water, He Jiong's bib pants were higher than the water surface, lower than Bai Xiaolu, and this sentence was particularly funny.
He Jiong walked back and almost hit Bai Xiaolu, He Jiong was so startled that he even threw away his net pocket, and the muddy water splashed on Bai Xiaolu's T-shirt and arms.
Bai Xiaolu didn't take it seriously, stretched out into the water and picked up the net pocket, and then bent over, she saw the small whirlpool of fish swimming, held her breath and concentrated, the net bag slowly moved forward, and when she felt the fish in the net pocket, she quickly lifted the net bag up, and then scooped up a grass carp of three or four catties.
When Bai Xiaolu lifted the net pocket to a high place, the camera focused on the fluttering grass carp in the net pocket, and there were a lot more subtitle comments, "This hand speed is definitely the first assassin in the national server!" ”
The program team replayed the footage of Bai Xiaolu cracking open the round wood with an axe before, and the subtitles commented: "Berserker + assassin, and the CD time is short, who can beat this?" ”
Gao Yalin saw the grass carp that Bai Xiaolu had picked up, "Hey, this fish is really big enough, at least two or three catties." ”
He Jiong looked at Wu Lei, "Lei Lei, I feel that we don't need to touch the fish, Xiaolu's fishing for one fish is enough for everyone to eat at night." The official subtitle group complained: "But the two of you have been fishing just now."
After Bai Xiaolu and his party returned to the mushroom lonely house with grass carp and lobster, Liu Yiwei was very happy, "I was just worried about whether a steak was not enough for everyone to eat, but I didn't expect you to have a harvest so soon!" After all, it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice! ”
Yang Zi and Zhang Yishan were busy washing lobsters, and Bai Xiaolu was busy killing fish, removing gills, cutting fish bellies, and cleaning internal organs.
Liu Yiwei praised Bai Xiaolu, "Xiaolu looks like a girl who can help her mother, and now there are fewer and fewer girls who can do housework, and many of them are boys cooking." ”
Liu Yiwei made a charcoal-grilled steak, garlic crayfish, boiled fish fillet, and shredded potatoes. Everyone ate in the mushroom courtyard and chatted together. Except for Liu Yiwei and He Jiong, everyone else is an actor, so they talked about interesting things about filming.
Gao Yalin asked Bai Xiaolu about her experience of learning acting, and Bai Xiaolu said that she had studied for a year in the Pu Opera Performance Advanced Course, and now she is mainly learning acting from teacher Li Chentao. During the filming of "Ode to Joy", Teacher Mu Liyan also taught her some lessons.
Yang Zi and Zhang Yishan are not very familiar with Li Chentao, but Gao Yalin knows each other, Qu Xiaoxuan played by Bai Xiaolu played very well, and the first TV series was so successful, which is very remarkable. Everyone talked about the interesting things during the filming of "Family with Children" and "Ode to Joy".
Zheng Wentong and his girlfriend watched "Longing for Life" unsatisfactorily, Zheng Wentong said: "I feel that you are much happier than "Longing for Life" than "Run, Brother". ”
"Of course I'm happy to record the show with Yang Zi, if there is a variety show announcement in the company in the future, try to arrange the two of us together, we are a little poplar group."
At the end of the first episode, a beautiful woman with a graceful figure dragged her suitcase to the village road, walked to the door of the mushroom lonely house and shouted: "Teacher He, Sister Xiaolu-", the whole episode ends, leaving some suspense for the next episode.
The next day, "Longing for Life" was broadcast, and everyone in the show cut a collection was cut separately, Bai Xiaolu's cut set is the most popular, if Bai Xiaolu starred in Qu Xiaoxuan and made her popular, then her down-to-earth performance in "Longing for Life" made her accumulate a lot of popularity....