Chapter 41: The Theory of Lifespan Is the Saddest of All
After walking and chatting along the way, Dora and Gaia soon returned to the previously agreed meeting place, and saw the Demon Twins, Penk, and Sbek standing in place from a distance, waiting for the two.
"Ahh It's coming, it's coming! β
"But why so long?"
"Did you run away?"
"Obviously I stopped Miramichi last night!"
"What kind of nonsense are you talking about?!"
was teased by the demon twins, Dora's ears were red, and she hurriedly waved her hand to deny:
"Mr. Gaia and I didn't do anything strange, we just ......"
Before Dora could finish explaining, the two little demons began to trot around her and Gaia, shouting very loudly as they ran:
"Dora is going to have a baby again!"
"Just enough to increase your status in the Elven Empire!"
"Maybe you could save a lot of money!"
"That's fine!"
Click!
Stepping on the ground with a heavy foot, the two little devils froze, and then they all showed expressions of play.
"You twoβ"
Dora, who had a black face and stepped on a crack in the cobwebs on the ground, was visibly angry:
"Don't joke about this kind of thing, although my husband died more than a hundred years ago, and before he died, he also said that I would find someone to accompany me, but I haven't had this mind so far, please don't joke about other people's deceased husbands, okay?"
Realizing that he seemed to have stepped on Dora's terrible thunder point, the Demon Twins hurriedly reached out to cover their mouths, and nodded again and again to indicate that they knew.
Penk watched from the sidelines, as if he also thought that Miramichi should be taught a good lesson, until Dora sighed and looked better.
After tapping the top of the head of the demon twins covering their mouths, Penk then looked at Gaia beside Dora:
"So, we're going to go through the portal after that, I'm sure Dora has already talked to Mr. Gaia about this, right?"
Indifferently watching Dora go crazy and teach the two little devils a lesson, Gaia smiled and nodded after Penk's question:
"Yes, Miss Dora is as understanding as ever, and told me about it when she was shopping. There was a reason why we were delayed beforeβ"
"I met an elf who ran into town, and that silly wave also found a table and put up a sign on it that said 'Kiss elves for free', and I immediately called the police, and the elf was anesthetized and thrown back by the patrol team after the attack was unsuccessfully suppressed by Mr. Gaia."
When it comes to her own family, Dora always gives Gaia a feeling of disdain for being in company.
"Oh, I see."
Penk didn't delve into this issue either, turned around and took out a pink outfit, unfolded it to compare with Gaia's figure:
"Although it was measured directly by eye, it should be able to match your figure Mr. Gaia, and after changing into this outfit, remember to put these two fruits in again."
ββ¦β¦ Why do you know my figure at a glance, Miss Penk? And why two so small fruits? β
The corners of her mouth twitched and she took the women's clothes handed by Penk, and Gaia was still a little resistant in her heart.
"Ah, well," Penk answered Gaia's question casually while dressing up Sbek, "After all, the Amazon family only has women, and they used to rob men like elves, but recently there have been more and more perverts, and they have taken the initiative to run to Amazon's territory to beg for abuse." Although he doesn't have to rob men anymore, and he is not as hungry as elves, the ability to see how good or bad men are still handed down. β
Patting Sbek, who had two big fruits on his chest, Penk nodded in satisfaction:
"As for why it's a small fruit, because of your size, Mr. Gaia...... If it's well developed, it's a bit of a dissonance. β
After listening to Pengk's explanation, Gaia, who was forced to endure psychological discomfort and put on pink clothes, was silent for a moment and then stuffed the fruit to the Demon Twins, and then took a deep breath, and her chest under the clothes rose slightly:
"That's all right, isn't it?"
"Mr. Gaia, your body is really convenient."
Witnessing the whole process of Gaia's self-transformation, Penk couldn't help but sigh:
"But since it can be transformed, it would be nice to change the face by the way, and be more feminine."
Although she wanted to say something, but at this point, Gaia had to mumble Chinese that this world could not understand, and fine-tune her face to the way Peng Ke wanted.
"It's okay, it's okay.,It's a face-pinching game.,Lao Tzu used to play the game of the I club.,Like what playhome.,honeyselect.,AI girl...... It took a lot longer to pinch a woman's face than it does now, an hour or two. (Chinese)
As he spoke, Gaia glanced at Hyde, who was still asleep on his middle finger, and thought to himself that it would be good to have no heart and no lungs, so much movement was sleeping.
Even if he couldn't understand Gaia's "native dialect", Penck could roughly guess the meaning of these words, but he still shrugged his shoulders indifferently:
"Mr. Gaia, I know you're reluctant, but it's better to feel psychologically uncomfortable than being recognized as a male in the Elven Empire."
Just listening to Pengke say this, Gaia could no longer suppress the burning soul of complaining in his heart:
"No, I really want to say that since the elves have opened the portal, you have to point to this to make money, right? It's going to make money, and won't it hurt a lot to attack a man in the past? β
"Well, about this......" Scratching the tiny scales on the side of her face with her paws, Dora explained with a little cry and laughter, "The elves don't make the most money on the portal, but on the export of exquisite and expensive crafts, and the portal does have to transport a lot of people, and the proportion of men often exceeds that of women, but as long as they are not recognized in women's clothes, the elves themselves turn a blind eye." β
"But but!"
"If you get caught!"
After discovering that Dora was no longer angry, the Demon Twins began to trot around Gaia again:
"Then a lot of time will be wasted!"
"Although there will be corresponding compensation afterwards,"
"But the body will be very tired,"
"Need at least a day off."
"After this,"
"The elves won't continue to strike."
Well, it seems that elves are also moral.
As soon as he thought this, Dora's slightly indifferent voice suddenly came into Gaia's ears:
"Mr. Gaia, don't think that elves are moral and ethical like this, not to mention that if you really want to, you shouldn't attack men who use portals in the first place, they are all dressed as women, and their purpose is actually sustainable development, to avoid the result that no man dares to use the portal and fish in the dry water."
β¦β¦ What, is it for the sake of this?!
In Gaia's heart, the evaluation of the elves, which had finally risen slightly, quickly fell back.