“what the hell is going on”

“can someone help me please？”

(One of the lyrics of the Gumi song echo)

Amid the sound of loud electronic music, a bronze palm sticks out from the edge of the bed, groping in the early morning sun to reach the mobile phone that keeps vibrating with the sound of the alarm clock music.

Then swipe the screen to the right with great skill to turn off the alarm.

"Ha-" Then, in the plain and simple quilt, a young man with an ordinary appearance and a hairy head sat up from the bed.

After staring at the white wall for a while, the boy quickly picked up the clothes from the chair next to him, and it didn't take long for him to get dressed and stand on the floor from the bed.

When he walked to the door, he didn't forget to scratch the chin of a black cat lying leisurely on the bookcase, causing her to meow a few times.

"Good morning, Miss Yeyi, remember to come down early for breakfast, otherwise the hot milk will be cold."

After giving the order to the black cat night one, the young man walked out of the door and came to his restaurant, raised his hand to greet a middle-aged man who was wearing glasses and reading the morning newspaper, and greeted warmly:

"Daddy, I woke up early today."

The middle-aged man just raised his eyes and glanced at the young man, then snorted coldly and continued to lower his head to read the newspaper:

"Humph! Little rabbit, don't think that it will be easy after the college entrance examination, let me tell you, the medical profession is much more terrifying than you think! ”

The young man nodded with some tears and laughter, and then looked at the steaming black rice porridge and bread in front of him, and couldn't help but move his index fingers: "The breakfast made by my mother is still so delicious, it's really good." ”

Hearing the young man's words, the woman in the kitchen, who was over forty but still slender, poked her head out and ruthlessly pierced the young man:

"I'll tell you Chen Fan, don't come with me for this set! Anyway, you have already received the admission letter, there is nothing to worry about, since you have so much time, why don't you hurry up and fold the quilt after eating? ”

In this way, after the college entrance examination, he received the admission letter for bachelor's and master's degrees from Los Angeles Medical College, and Chen Fan, who had been reduced from a palm treasure to a chicken and a dog, hurriedly finished breakfast in the disgust from his parents, and hid in his house without looking back.

As soon as he returned to the room and closed the door, Chen Fan showed a smile.

His true colors can finally be released!

Picking up Yeyi, who had just finished drinking hot milk and still had white on the side of his mouth, Chen Fan directly put her on the bed, and then forcibly pressed Yeyi's front paws that he wanted to resist.

In a frantic smile, Chen Fan looked at the black cat that was pressed under him and couldn't resist, hehe, he slowly lowered his head with a strange smile, and in the angry meow of Yeyi-

Buried her face in her little fluffy belly.

"Shhh

While greedily sucking Yeyi, Chen Fan couldn't help but sigh: "Ah, dear Miss Yeyi, sure enough, no matter where you are, the cat's fluffy little belly is everything!" ”

At this time, Yeyi could only stare at the white ceiling with blank eyes, as if he was remembering his lost purity.

Since Chen Fan picked up Yeyi who was suspected of being run over by a car on the way out of school ten years ago, and finally rescued her under the guidance of his father, who is the director of the hospital, Chen Fan would sneak back to his house every morning after eating, and go out again and again after a good night.

There is no other reason, just because it is really refreshing to breathe in the night.

And Chen Fan summed up a conclusion from ten years of experience in sucking the night:

It's cool to suck a cat for a while, and it's cool to suck a cat all the time.

After sticking it to Ye Yi for a full five minutes, Chen Fan reluctantly left Ye Yi's little belly, which was about to bite him, and carried her to the chair next to him before finally preparing his messy bed.

After spending about ten minutes cleaning up the bed, Chen Fan straightened up and twisted a few times, then raised his eyes to look at the brilliant sunny sky outside the window, and began to think aimlessly.

Eighteen years have passed since he was driven out of the Void and came to this world.

In the past 18 years, although Chen Fan cannot be said to have had a smooth life, he has at least had a good life.

After all, just because his parents are alive and he grows up happily and healthily, he doesn't know how many streets he has thrown off the actor from other starting points.

Although there are no childhood sweethearts, Chen Fan has not found any girls who are interested in him, but he is not worried about the opposite sex at all.

It's a big deal, just wait for the blind date arranged by my father.

In addition, what made Chen Fan most pleased was that after he came to this world, he lost his strength.

With the experience he has summed up from traveling in various worlds before, if he throws himself over as a tool man, he will give himself a power that is even more outrageous than the strongest one that exists.

Although this power cannot be actively used, and fishing law enforcement will receive warnings from the ontology, this power does exist.

It doesn't matter if you are the strongest in the world, you can move mountains and seas or wipe out the country with a wave of your hand, even if you can control the rules of the Great Dao at will, it is a matter of one slap or two slaps in front of the doppelganger.

But he doesn't have this outrageous power.

In other words, I finally got rid of the fate of the tool man and was able to live my own style!

Thinking of this, Chen Fan couldn't help but a crystal teardrop crossed the corner of his eye, and he was shocked to see Yeyi licking his hair on the side.

As for whether there is no special existence in this world, so he doesn't have much power in himself......

Chen Fan couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the hideous white face reflected in the window glass.

The world is of extraordinary power.

After death, if the resentment persists, a kind of existence called a spirit ghost will be formed.

The spirits themselves are not so easy to form, and most of them are existences that scare people to death, but some of them can eat people.

For example, the lizard-type spirit ghost in front of Chen Fan's eyes, which was reflected in the window glass and did not exist in the present world-

Yin Spirit.

This is a relatively strong spirit spirit, with a variety of appearances that are difficult to classify, and their unifying characteristic is that they will hide themselves in various mirror-like mediums to scare their prey.

When the prey is intimidated by them to the point of exhaustion and nervous breakdown, this spirit, which is not strong in itself, will emerge from the medium and prey on the weakened prey.

It's a pity that this yin spirit met Chen Fan.

I've read four or five worlds, but Chen Fan hasn't seen any big winds and waves? A mere skeletal ghost in the shape of a lizard, who does it scare?

But Chen Fan admired this Yin Spirit's persistence.

From the first time I saw it, three full days have passed, Chen Fan should eat and sleep, and he is not worried at all that there is a yin spirit around him who only dares to appear when the prey is frightened.

However, this yin spirit didn't know what was going on, as if it was relying on Chen Fan, it just lingered by his side for three whole days, and even risked running into the window glass, a medium that is easy for yin spirits to appear in the world, to scare Chen Fan.

As for how Chen Fan knew about this kind of spirit and ghost characteristics......

Syllable!

With a soft sound, Chen Fan directly slapped a booklet on the window glass, but it startled the lizard yin spirit.

On the cover of the booklet, the words "Dangerous Ghost Identification and Reporting Law" are clearly visible.

"Big brother, you've been with me for three whole days, isn't it good that you haven't been able to find someone else for so long? Do you have to hang yourself from me? Is this necessary? Yes? ”

Saying that, Chen Fan recalled his experience of being startled when he washed his face and brushed his teeth for the past three days, his heart was half sad and half annoyed, and he couldn't help but bang on the booklet:

"Is this necessary?!"

The lizard yin spirit was probably dead for so long and had encountered such a psychopath as Chen Fan, and after being stunned for a while, he twisted his dry body, and after looking at Chen Fan with white eyes resentfully, he reluctantly disappeared from the window glass.

Seeing the lizard yin spirit swaggering and scaring himself and leaving, Chen Fan put down the booklet in his hand with a gloomy face, opened it and turned directly to the last page, looking at the phone number on it hesitantly.

In the past three days, Chen Fan has been frightened by the lizard yin spirit that suddenly popped out of the mirror, which is like a veteran who often watches horror movies can obviously guess what will happen in the next moment, but when something suddenly appears on the screen, even if he is not afraid at all, he will subconsciously tremble.

Chen Fan did not consider calling the Los Angeles Administration Bureau in charge of the ghost incident to report his situation, but in view of his father's disgust with the existence of spirit ghosts, and even thought that it was a waste of money and manpower to set up an administration bureau in various cities, if he called and recruited people from the management bureau......

After hesitating for a moment, Chen Fan still closed the booklet.

Anyway, it's just a yin spirit, and after a few days, it probably knows that it is not a suitable prey for it and leaves on its own, so there is nothing to worry about.

But since it's been with him for three days......

Thinking of this, Chen Fan took out a small black bead from the pen holder on the table, squinted his eyes and looked at it carefully.

This ghost thing was also picked up by accident during the daily five-kilometer exercise on the track three days ago, and I didn't know what to think at the time, so I actually brought it back with a ghost mind.

Now that I think about it, the Yin Spirit also appeared after he picked up the bead, and if there is a connection between the two, this bead is definitely an extraordinary thing.

Maybe it's a priceless treasure that can step into the transcendent world!

Thinking of this, Chen Fan couldn't help but hook the corners of his mouth happily, and then reached out and opened the window in front of him.

In the bright sunshine, the hairy young man waved his arm vigorously and threw a small bead that was almost invisible to the naked eye into the distance: "I can go to you!" ”

Then, Chen Fan refreshed himself and closed the screen window to ventilate, feeling sincerely happy that he had lost a big trouble.

Are you kidding! This kind of ghost thing has a problem at first glance, and the standard template is prepared for the protagonist.

Chen Fan just wants to spend his life honestly, and then live to die peacefully in a ward full of children and grandchildren and disciples when he is seventy or eighty.

As for the fate of the protagonist? Chen Fan, who has had enough of the tool man, said that no one can let him repeat the life of the tool man!

"No one can !!"

After Zhen Sheng shouted these words, Chen Fan was embarrassed to find that only Yeyi was looking at him like a psychopath.

Coughing a few times to hide his shame, Chen Fan gently patted the top of Ye Yi's soft head, and then changed into a quick-drying athlete and walked out of the house to start his daily workout.

Of course, in order not to let himself become a salted fish after the college entrance examination, he will hinder the eyes of his mother at home.

…

At noon, Chen Fan ran home sweating profusely, and after taking a bath, he heard his mother's call: "Chen Fan! Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, hurry up and eat mooncakes and glutinous rice balls! ”

Chen Fan, who had just finished taking a shower, immediately responded, then happily wiped his body, put on a vest and shorts, and then came to the restaurant, and sat down with his unsmiling father and nagging mother to start eating.

In a happy atmosphere, Chen Fan scooped up a black rice ball, blew it gently, and swallowed the rice ball divided into two halves with his teeth.

And a black round bead also slid into Chen Fan's esophagus and into his stomach along the sesame paste, and was completely absorbed by his body.

After eating, after brushing the dishes and chopsticks, Chen Fan still wanted to be courteous in front of his mother, but she was thrown out of the kitchen with great disgust.

Standing outside the kitchen and sighing helplessly, Chen Fan just wanted to go to his father to curry favor so that he could get today's dishwashing money, but he saw that his father had already picked up the medical special issue sent at noon and studied it carefully.

Even if he looked at the sofa in the living room from the kitchen door, even through a thick special issue, Chen Fan could see his face full of rejection:

You are already an adult citizen, you have to learn to live on your own.

Facing the old father's refusal, Chen Fan just smiled slightly: "Dad, since this is the case, then Miss Yi's food ...... tonight"

Before he finished speaking, Chen Fan heard the frosted glass door of the kitchen behind him being opened from the inside, and his old mother then began to stare at the man sitting on the sofa pretending to be stupid.

After a stalemate for a moment, Chen Fan's father reluctantly put down the special issue, and took out fifty oceans from his pants pocket and prepared to hand it over to Chen Fan.

However, Chen Fan was not so easy to fool, after receiving the fifty huge money, he continued to bow his head and smile at his father: "Dad, there is also Miss Yeyi's food expenses." ”

There was another silent stalemate, and after all, Dad couldn't resist the death stare from the kitchen, and heartache took out another golden hundred-yuan bill and handed it to Chen Fan:

"Stinky boy, remember for me, one hundred yuan is the food fee for Yeyi, and it has nothing to do with you!"

After happily taking over the huge amount of money from his father, Chen Fan didn't get cheap and behaved, but just respectfully thanked Miss Yeyi, and then returned to his house in his father's scalpel-sharp gaze.

After entering the house, the first thing Chen Fan did was to put the fifty yuan windfall into his pocket money cabinet, and then came to Yeyi with the golden hundred-yuan bill.

Chen Fan, who was full of chicken thieves, smiled at Yeyi, who was full of disdain in his eyes, and then shook the big bill in his hand: "Miss Yeyi, your food expenses today can be in my hands, what do you need to pay if you want to eat something good, don't you need me to remind you?" ”

As if he could really understand Chen Fan's coercion, Yeyi rolled his eyes at him, jumped from the desk to the bed with agility, and then turned over and lay flat without love, revealing his fluffy and soft little belly.

Then, Chen Fan's room was filled with all kinds of discordant pictures and sounds.

"Ahh