Chapter 6: The First Arrival
"Gluck"
At half past eight in the morning of the next day, Chen Yang drove Chen Fan to the gate of the courtyard of the Los Angeles Administration Bureau, and drove into the compound after a bump.
"Cut, what kind of shock absorber belt do you get, it's really idle and nothing to do." Angrily writing down his name and contact information on the visitor registration form, Chen Yang drove away with a stinky face.
The two security guards in the sentry box looked at each other suspiciously, and then shrugged their shoulders indifferently, they had already been instructed by the team leader to take Chen Yang's words to heart.
It's just that the director who slammed the door actually installed a shock-absorbing belt at the courtyard gate overnight for Chen Yang?
The director of the big hospital is amazing......
Lightly pressing the brakes and stopping at the door of the office building, Chen Yang silently watched Chen Fan get out of the car from the co-pilot's seat, and then waved goodbye to himself.
It wasn't until Chen Fan's figure disappeared into the building that Chen Yang wiped the corners of his eyes, started the car and left the administration.
"Boom!"
It's just that at the gate of the courtyard, the car bumped again.
"Shhh...... Is the old bald director of the Authority in his head sick to the brain, what kind of shock absorber belt to install at the door if he has nothing to do? ”
Standing in front of the door of the mahogany office, Chen Fan squatted on his left shoulder, raised his right hand and knocked on the door twice.
Boom.
Boom.
Then, Hu Weijiu's lazy voice came from inside the door:
"Who? Come on in. ”
So Chen Fan opened the door of the mahogany house.
So Chen Fan met Hu Weijiu, who was lying on the leather sofa barefoot, holding a bunch of small snacks in his hand, and watching TV while eating.
Looking at the messy room and the wide-eyed Hu Weijiu, Chen Fan's body stiffened for a moment, silently turned around and walked out of the room, and then closed the door.
The next moment, there was the sound of the room quickly packing up things like a storm and clouds.
Chen Fan, who was outside the door, stood silently with his luggage under the surprised eyes of the passers-by, but the corners of his eyes twitched from time to time betrayed his emotions at this time.
It wasn't until the sound in the house gradually subsided that Chen Fan raised his hand again and knocked lightly on the door twice.
Boom.
Boom.
"Ahem, well, it's Chen Fan, right? Come in, come in, come in. ”
Hearing Hu Weijiu's greeting, Chen Fan put his hand on the door panel and hesitated for a moment, then took a deep breath before pushing the door open with the force of his palm.
After entering, Chen Fan and Ye Yi looked at the neat room for a moment, and then looked at Hu Weijiu, who was sitting behind the desk with a dignified and warm face.
"Come on, Chen Fan, sit down, you're welcome." Probably wanting to quickly save some impression points, Hu Weijiu pointed to the leather sofa and urged Chen Fan to sit down first.
Looking at the sofa that was stained with the snack crumbs that Hu Weijiu had leaked from his mouth, Chen Fan silently put down the suitcase, pulled a folding chair from the wall and opened it, then lifted it to the opposite side of Hu Weijiu, and slowly sat down.
Hu Weijiu didn't react to Chen Fan's movements, and with a wave of his hand, he heartily arranged the rest of today's itinerary:
"Well, since you've already come to report, let's chat and relax first, and when you're ready, I'll take you to bind the spirit contract."
By the way, I also rubbed off the snacks at the corners of my mouth without a trace.
Chen Fan, who came to report early, sat upright and nodded obediently, without any opinion on Hu Weijiu's arrangement.
As a result, when he did this, Hu Weijiu was a little embarrassed, and some had nothing to say to relieve the embarrassment just now:
"Uh, what, you're here early today, huh?"
Raising his hand to hold the night one on his shoulder and put it on his lap, Chen Fan began to have an awkward chat with Hu Weijiu while petting the cat:
"Well, it's okay, after all, my dad is a doctor, and after living with him for a long time, I'm used to going somewhere to keep a good amount in advance, so as not to delay on the road if there are any temporary problems. After all, it's better to arrive early and wait for a while than to be late for half a day and delay things. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Fan realized that something was wrong.
That sounds like a complete reflection of what happened last night!?
Sure enough, Hu Weijiu's expression suddenly froze.
But she has been in society for many years and immediately diverted the topic: "Ah, that's what I said." Speaking of Chen Fan, you also brought a cat to report? ”
Looking at Ye Yi pointed at Hu Wei's nine slender onions, Chen Fan was a little nervous:
"Ah, because I've always been taking care of my family, and my parents also thought that bringing the cat over would make me feel at home and not be so lonely, so I ......"
Hu Weijiu: "......"
Chen Fan: "......"
Yeichi: "...... Meow. ”
Twice in front of her boss, what should I do if I faced her previous mistakes and unconsciously yin and yang? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.
"Uh-huh!" In the awkward atmosphere that filled the entire office, Hu Weijiu broke the silence with a light cough:
"Personally, I think it's better to give Chen Fan an introduction to the departments of the Authority and what their respective responsibilities are, so that you can have a general understanding, right?"
It's better than having an awkward conversation and then being sarcastically ridiculed by me, right?
After complaining silently in his heart, Chen Fan nodded obediently and said that the leader was right, and the leader said well.
Seeing that Chen Fan finally stopped holding on to his mistakes last night, Hu Weijiu also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then reached out to pick up the file on the desk, and explained to Chen Fan as an example:
"So, let's start with your file as an example. First of all, the Authority is not just an independent agency in a city, but an exclusive agency in each country that is used to count and control the Wanderers. ”
"In fact, at the beginning, each country had its own separate name for the Administration, for example, our Daxia was called the Bureau of Statistics, and the Americas were called FBIopenThedoor! cough cough cough ...... Well, it's called FBI in the Americas, Holy Rome is called the Inquisition, Ruskiev is called Coppola, Babylon is called Hades, etc., anyway, everyone has their own name. ”
Hearing this, the good student Chen Fan raised his right hand: "Ask a question!" Why did everyone change their name to the Authority? ”
Hu Weijiu was quite satisfied with Chen Fan's applause, and snapped his fingers:
"This involves the war against the tide twenty-six years ago, I believe Chen Fan, you have also learned about it in the history books of ordinary high schools, right?"
A little recalling what he had learned in his three years of high school, Chen Fan struggled with his old nose to remember:
"Ah, I know, it's still a test point for history and culture classes. Twenty-six years ago, the Nether Abyss, which was polluted by the remnants of the war of the previous civilization, launched an attack on our Upper Realm Yunshang under the leadership of Satan, the strongest god and demon in the abyss at that time...... And then there was no more about it. ”
Bared her teeth, Hu Weijiu was not surprised by Chen Fan's meditation:
"Look, this is the problem of the students you just finished the college entrance examination, it takes a long time to remember the things you memorized, thanks to the fact that you have just finished the exam for more than a week, if it takes longer, I am afraid that not everything will be forgotten."
After complaining about the state of Chen Fan and these students after the college entrance examination, Hu Weijiu continued to complain about the problems of the test center:
"Then, most of these test points are superficial, and some of the things that are really important are not covered at all, and even if they do, they are all innocuous aspects that will be mentioned, and they are regarded by you students as deliberately disgusting topics."
After listening to Hu Weijiu's complaints, Chen Fan was suddenly in awe:
"Then, Little Ninth Sister, you must have memorized things until now after the exam, right? Can I ask you some questions? For example, the Tunguska explosion that caused only a few pieces of iron to be left in Fuso floating in the clouds, and could fall into the abyss at any time? Another example is the famous scholar who broke away from the Tower of Babel and formed his own big library after being bewitched by the gods and demons of the abyss, and has made great contributions over the ages? ”
Before Chen Fan finished speaking, Hu Weijiu directly raised his hand and signaled him to shut up:
"Am I wrong, am I wrong? Anyway, you know so much, why don't you know the unified name is the Authority?! ”
Faced with Hu Weijiu's doubts, Chen Fan shrugged his shoulders helplessly while Yeyi:
"I'm interested in history, but most of the historical truth is either buried or sealed, not to mention the naming of mysterious institutions in various countries? This kind of thing can't be found in ordinary history books and online materials. ”
"Uh......" was speechless by Chen Fan's words, Hu Weijiu was silent for a moment and then twisted his left index finger and thumb: "What, you know that I sent you money, right." ”
"......" In response to Hu Weijiu's childish threat, Chen Fan silently made a gesture to close the zipper on his lips, and then made an OK.
Hu Weijiu breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the teacup and took a sip before beginning to explain to Chen Fan:
"The reason why it is now called the XX National Administration is because at the time of the war against the tide, except for those places that were still in the primitive tribal stage, all countries basically participated in this war. When there are many people, there is a problem - the language of each country is different, and sometimes some people's names and moves can be confusing. ”
Gently putting down the teacup in his hand, Hu Weijiu continued:
This also makes many times, the people on Yunshang's side are fighting against each other, and suddenly they hear someone calling their own unit, but they are actually calling someone else's name or simply scolding the street. As a result, as soon as my side was distracted, he was hit hard by the other side, and even died directly, which led to the promotion of an international language that everyone could use was urgently put on the agenda.
After a long day of discussion, the Babylonian language, which was the easiest to learn, was finally settled on as the official language on the front lines of the international war. However, the names of the institutions that manage Piaoling in many countries are nondescript when translated into Babylonian, and even directly curse in some national languages, so after a whole day of quarrels, everyone finally decided that all the institutions agreed to be called the XX National Administration. Since then, the name of the Authority has been completely decided.
Hawkers, although in the end, everyone on the front will shout bluntly, 'Come and help from the xx country!' The suffix of the Authority is too lazy for anyone to add it. ”
"It's a little interesting......" Chen Fan sighed, and he didn't know if he was still lamenting that the actual situation was far from what he expected, or if he was lamenting that Hu Weijiu's complaints about his own organization were so sharp.
introduced a lot of knowledge to Chen Fan, and Hu Weijiu, who had a dry mouth, just raised the teacup and wanted to drink some water, but found that the cup was already empty at this time.
With a snort, Hu Weijiu took the opportunity to look at Chen Fan: "Xiao Chen, can you help me make some tea?" ”
Chen Fan, who was sitting opposite Hu Weijiu, was also quite knowledgeable, reached out to take the teacup, and after pouring the tea into the trash can with a shake of his little hand, he gently patted his trouser leg to remove the cat hair on it, and then reached into Chen Fan's own arms.
Seeing Chen Fan's actions, Hu Weijiu was immediately very vigilant: "What are you going to do?" Let me tell you that I am the leader of the action team, and if you have any problems, you should report to me first. ”
Chen Fan's movements froze for a moment, and then he raised his eyes and looked at Hu Weijiu suspiciously: "What do you mean?" I'll just get you a tea bag for Little Ninth Sister? I usually drink tea, too. ”
"Oh, harm! Scared me, I thought you were going to seduce me and then do a fairy jump, so that I could have something to blackmail me in the future to avoid suffering. Hu Weijiu let out a sigh of relief when she heard this, and patted her ordinary chest to scare the old lady.
Chen Fan was also convinced by Hu Weijiu's detachment, reached out and took out a tea bag and tore it angrily, and pointed to his face by the way:
"With the corners of my split mouth, long half-black and half-white hair and ghost-like eyes, I tempt you, are you really interested, Little Ninth Sister?"
What Chen Fan didn't expect was that Hu Weijiu, who was opposite, actually rubbed his chin and pondered when he heard his words:
"Hmm...... Xiao Chen: If you are willing to dress up, put on makeup, wear contact lenses, and then clean up your hair, there should be a part of the market. ”
At this time, Chen Fan was completely speechless, picked up the tea bag casually and asked:
"Is it okay to only have black tea?"
As a result, Hu Weijiu suddenly became more vigilant: "You actually want to give me black tea?" Let's not say that the mother's gender is wrong, even if I drink it, I won't be tricked, you will die of this heart! ”
The little hand trembled, and Chen Fan almost threw the tea bag on Hu Weijiu's face.
After forcibly holding back this thought, Chen Fan exhaled deeply and inhaled, and then looked at Hu Weijiu's amber eyes seriously.
Just when Hu Weijiu was uncomfortable and about to break through, Chen Fan slowly said a string of numbers in his mouth:
“114514!”
Then, Chen Fan directly threw the tea bag in his hand into the teacup in front of Hu Weijiu.
"Ahh What a stinky number!! ”
While lamenting, Hu Weijiu happily picked up the thermos pot, poured hot water into the teacup, and brewed a cup of steaming black tea.
Only Ye Yi on Chen Fan's knees turned his head silently, not wanting to get involved in these two strange poisonous waves.
After chatting for a long time, Hu Weijiu finally remembered what was going on, and suddenly slapped her thigh:
"Huh! I almost forgot to get down to business just talking to you about something else, come on, come on, today you awaken the spiritual contract with me first, and then I will arrange a place for you to work. ”