Chapter 58: Master is going shopping!
Seeing Chen Fan continue to return to the carpet to raise the corpse, Mordred let go of Yeyi, who had been on his knees for a while, and lay down on his back on the bed, looking at Belia, who began to get dressed after beating Chen Fan, and whistled at her good figure: "Wow, your figure is really good, although the master has abdominal muscles or something, but how did this chest work?" ”
Belia, who had just put on her blouse, heard Mordred's question, and thought about it seriously: "It should be that I have eaten more food since I was a child, and they are all high-calorie." ”
"For example?" Although Mordred did not believe it on his face, his heart was obviously a little shaken.
"King McGee, steak, barbecue, and so on," Belia said her recipe without hesitation, and complained by the way, "After all, the amount of food in Fuso is too small to eat, so my father continues to eat according to the American diet, and I have become accustomed to this way of eating under his influence." ”
"There's a lot of meat, we don't do it over there, mainly fish and potatoes and the like, originally the things that the master ate before he was born had caviar, foie gras and other high-grade ingredients, but then the big fat man took the lead in criticizing it, and the female fox changed to eat fried fish and potatoes," Speaking of this, Mordred couldn't help but smack his mouth, "Really, otherwise the master will definitely have a good figure similar to you." ”
"Thinking too much, even if you eat the same, your height difference is so far, Mordred is already very good if you can look like now, no need to guff!"
Chen Fan, who came back from resurrection and wandering back again, didn't finish his words this time, and was kicked in the jaw by Mordred.
However, because he has died many times in a very short period of time, both Mordred and Belia have strong resistance, and their words and actions will not fluctuate much in the face of him.
Looking up at Chen Fan, who was rolling on the ground and whining, Mordred was in a much better mood, and just wanted to continue to say something to Belia, there was a knock on the door: "Hello, guest, the King McGee you ordered has been delivered." ”
"Shall I go?"
Looking at Belia, who was wearing pants, Mordred offered to propose.
"Good work."
got up and walked to the door, and by the way, he stepped on Chen Fan on the ground, Mordred hummed a little song and opened the door, and then he was stunned.
Rubbing her eyes to make sure there were as many takeaways as the hill in front of her, Mordred took the cart grip from the hotel waiter who was completely blocked and brought them into the house.
Then, I sat on the couch and began to doubt life.
Seeing her like this, Chen Fan, who had already repaired his chin, clicked back on the bones that had not yet been corrected, and slipped to Mordred's side to comfort her.
As soon as he sat down, before Chen Fan could speak, Mordred had already turned his head and looked at Chen Fan with a vacant look: "I think Belia is bluffing me." ”
Smacking his lips, Chen Fan suddenly remembered his first thought when he invited Belia to dinner in the amusement park, and couldn't help but pat Mordred on the shoulder: "It's okay, you'll see it in a while." ”
Before the words fell, Belia's greeting came from the other side of the sofa: "Huh, since the takeaway has arrived, let's go, Mordred, Chen Fan, don't be in a daze, eat while it's hot, otherwise it won't taste good if it's cold." ”
So, Mordred watched Belia take two or three bites of a large burger, and the iced Coke was drunk as water, and the fried chicken was eaten at the same rate as she ate a roast pigeon.
It was only then that Mordred realized that what Belia said about eating heavily was really not fooling herself.
After understanding this, Mordred also began to work hard, learning from Belia to eat a burger in a big bite, but she choked after a few clicks.
"Ahem, ahem, is there any water? I don't like to drink coke. Patting himself on the chest, Mordred looked at Chen Fan after Belia shook her head.
The next moment, Chen Fan magically took out a bottle of fine wine in a golden container from behind him: "Bell!" This wine is the ancient Babylonian legend of Ishtar, who killed her husband Tanmus, the god of plants, and then brewed it from his corpse, which can not only be refilled indefinitely, but also tastes ......."
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, the devil believes this." Unceremoniously snatched the container from Chen Fan's hand, and after Mordred poured a glass, he craned his neck and poured it into his mouth, intending to offset the choking bread.
It's just that as soon as the wine was in her mouth, Mordred's eyes lit up, and it was the first time she had tasted fine wine since she was a child, and she quickly stopped the movements in her hand, but she choked on herself and coughed repeatedly, and the red wine also slid down her white neck all the way, and Chen Fan's eyes were straight.
Slapped his chest a few times to stop coughing, Mordred didn't care about Chen Fan's attention at all, and took his cup and poured it to Bailia: "Come on, come on, you taste this, it's the first time in so many years that the master has tasted such a delicious and lubricating wine, isn't this better than your junk cola?" ”
As soon as she heard this, Belia immediately put down the Coke in her hand, took Mordred's cup and took a sip, and her eyes immediately lit up: "Indeed! This wine is a lot better than yesterday's! ”
But then, Belia looked at Chen Fan suspiciously: "Then where did you get it, do you ......?"
"Don't worry," it seemed that the big sip just now made Mordred a little headed, laughing and patting Belia's shoulder, "I can see it, the surname Chen is an alchemist, this recipe is estimated to be the exclusive secret of the Central Plains, I have long heard that the wine of the Central Plains is different from ours, but it is equally delicious, and I have seen it today!" ”
Chen Fan smiled at Mordred's words, and after Belia thought about it with a little doubt, she was directly interrupted by Mordred's smile and drinking, and after a few sips, Quan Dangdang acquiesced to her statement.
In fact, the clothes behind Chen Fan were almost wet with cold sweat.
Mom, thank you, Mordred.
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"Huh?"
In a huge palace thousands of miles away, a long-haired woman with her back to a golden throne was leaning on the railing of a mesh mat made of gold with one hand and supporting her chin, and the other hand was holding the documents reported by her subordinates to look closely.
For some reason, she suddenly seemed to feel something, and raised her head to look into the distance.
Standing beside the woman, the beautiful woman with waist-length green hair noticed her actions and leaned over curiously and asked, "Jill, is something going on?" ”
The king of Babylon, known as the Golden Emperor, Gilgamesh only squinted slightly, and a hint of strangeness flashed in his scarlet eyes: "No, Enkidu, I just feel that it is a bit surprising that the king's collection appeared in two places at the same time." ”
"Well," Enkidu thoughtfully followed Gilgamesh's gaze into the distance, "do you need me to take a look?" ”
"There's no need for that."
Thinking that it was just a fluttering feeling, Gilgamesh continued to look down at the document in his hand: "Compared with such a trivial matter, it is better to deal with the official document first, otherwise Siduli will be anxious again in a while, and this king does not want his chief staff to die in front of him because of high blood pressure." ”
Smiling slightly to show understanding, Enqidu also lowered his head and dealt with the documents he was responsible for.
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The next morning, waking up in a daze on the wide bed, Chen Fan subconsciously stroked the ultra-tactile abdominal line on his hand, and then heard a hum coming from the opposite side, and immediately opened his eyes.
The next moment, the strange eyes met Mordred's ruby eyes, first confused for a while, and then the red eyes revealed the same look.
So, before Chen Fan's five fingers could be evacuated, he was grabbed by Mordred, and then twisted hard, and the cracking sound suddenly stopped.
"A-" Just as he wanted to howl, Chen Fan's mouth was blocked by Mordred with his palm, and the original voice was forcibly blocked.
After the scream fell back on Chen Fan's stomach, two fingers slid down like lightning, and his thumb and index finger affectionately supported Chen Fan's chin, and with just a little force, he easily took it off.
In the end, the long legs in knee-length black stockings pressed against Chen Fan's stomach, and it didn't take much effort to kick him out of bed.
A grunt got up from the carpet and skillfully took his chin back, Chen Fan just wanted to shout a few words, but noticed that Belia, who had his back to him and Mordred, and seemed to be still asleep, subconsciously lowered his voice: "Is this necessary?" I'm sure nothing happened to us last night, and even if you two drank the slices, I still remember it. ”
"Although I really want to say that your own testimony is nothing, but ......" sat up and sorted out the exposed coat on his body, Mordred got out of bed directly and stood in front of Chen Fan, and stared at him with wide eyes, "Xiao Ye and Belia didn't drink fragments, they both remember that they drank until eleven or twelve o'clock last night, and then they went to bed directly because they were too sleepy, and they didn't take off their clothes." ”
"So what are you doing here?" Raising his broken fingers, Chen Fan looked unconvinced.
"Who told you to touch the master's stomach with your hands uncontrollably?" With lightning speed, one hand held the crooked fingers, and Mordred directly blocked Chen Fan's mouth with the other hand, and snapped the fingers back into place, "In addition, I didn't break your fingers, but they were all dislocated." ”
The howl was choked back into her stomach by Mordred again, Chen Fan could only stare at her, and then found that people didn't care at all and returned to normal in frustration: "That's a subconscious action, you can't blame me......"
Before he finished speaking, Mordred scolded: "That young master is also a subconscious action, how about the two canceling out?" There's a lot of nonsense, hurry up and give way, the master is going to the toilet to wash. ”
Blowing his nose and glaring at Mordred into the bathroom, Chen Fan was thinking about whether to do something to show revenge, when he heard a hache coming from the bed, and when he turned his head, he found that Belia had also woken up.
Coming to Belia with a, Chen Fan leaned in with a wicked smile on his face: "Are you awake?" How did the three of us feel about last night's party? Do you feel like you're feeling refreshed? ”
didn't even bother to look at Chen Fan, Belia directly reached out to support his chin, and unloaded it again with a click: "Mordred is right, you really talk a lot of nonsense." And...... What does that Central Plains proverb come about? Oh, and don't open the house for three days. Chen Fan, don't talk about it for three days, you can make a fuss if you don't fight for three minutes. ”
After satirizing Chen Fan, Belia also happened to pack up the sportswear on Lisuo's body, and looked at Chen Fan, who was struggling to give her chin, and smiled warmly: "I'm different from Mordred, I know more and more complicated methods, you can be quiet for a while." ”
With that, Belia followed her into the bathroom, and locked the door from the inside.
At this time, Chen Fan, who couldn't get his chin back after trying for a long time, silently looked at Yeyi, the only one who was still in the room.
"Miss Yeyi, did you want to join in last night......
"No, get out!"
kicked Chen Fan on the chin, and while helping him get his chin right, Yeyi, who failed to feast on enough wine like Mordred and Belia, angrily cut off direct spiritual communication with Chen Fan.
Chen Fan, who was able to continue to speak, didn't do this, just rolled his eyes, shook his small hand behind his back, and easily took out a golden container in the shape of a wine glass, which was also full of last night's wine.
Reaching out to put the wine glass in front of Ye Yi, Chen Fan looked at her eyes and suddenly pounced, smiled and retreated to the sofa to quietly watch the scene of the black cat holding the wine glass and licking it continuously.
It didn't take long for the door to click in the bathroom, and Mordred was the first to come out, and saw Chen Fan, who was sitting on the sofa and looking at him but not putting trash talk, nodded with satisfaction: "It's really safe, it's good, it's good." ”
"Would you like to teach you a few techniques?" Belia followed Mordred out, glanced at the quiet Chen Fan, and suddenly frowned slightly.
"That's not necessary, anyway, the master doesn't have much chance to be alone with him, it's good to have Belia here. As for other cases, it is enough to take off the chin and interrupt the chanting, and there is no need to think about going back in a short time. Stretching, Mordred immediately took out his mobile phone and looked at the time: "Oh, the time is just right, I said Belia, do you want to go shopping with Xiaoye?" It's going to be insane to stay in the room all day, so let's do something so-called 'what girls should do', right? ”
"Hmm...... Although I don't know much about what ordinary girls need to buy when shopping, it's naturally a good thing to be able to go out with girls of the same age. Belia didn't think much of it, and agreed.
"You're working hard, too......"
Mordred just sighed, but Chen Fan opened his mouth coldly, which made her suddenly excited:
"What about me?"
"You?" After looking Chen Fan up and down, Belia thought about it seriously, and suddenly snapped her fingers, "You are responsible for getting bags for the two of us, didn't you say that boys are responsible for carrying bags when they go shopping?" ”
“…… I don't want to go, thanks. ”
"This ......," said Belia and Mordred, with a malicious smile on their faces, "I can't help you. ”
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Waving his claws to send away Chen Fan, who was crying and grabbing the ground, he returned to his human form with a bang in the night, and tasted it slowly with a golden wine glass in his hand.
After a long time, she couldn't help but moan comfortably: "Hmm-um-Chen Fan, this kid, where did you get such good wine?" It was no less than what I drank at the Babylonian king's banquet. ”