Chapter 65: Trying to cheat but encountering the administrator
When he was in a daze, Chen Fan once again came to the realm of nothingness.
It's just that this landing was a little unsightly, and it smashed into a large pile of treasure on the small hill, and flowed down with the dazzling instrument 'water'.
It took a lot of effort to climb ashore from the sea of treasures, but Chen Fan just raised his eyes and found a pair of feet wearing ancient black boots appeared in front of him at some point.
Chen Fan suddenly fell silent, but he refused to continue to look up, as if the other party couldn't see him.
It's a pity that this trick didn't work for the man in front of him.
The man wore an imperial crown, and the front end of the extension was decorated with several strings of small round jade, but behind the beads was a black cloth, covering the face behind him and the sky.
So, after a snap of his fingers, Chen Fan was lifted up by an invisible force and stood at eye level with the man in front of him.
"Uh......" While frantically thinking about countermeasures, Chen Fan showed a hypocritical flattering smile, "Isn't this Lord Xudu?" Why do you suddenly have time to come to this garbage heap? β
Sitting coldly on the Black Jade Emperor Throne that appeared behind him at some point, he couldn't see any expression on his covered face, and even his tone didn't fluctuate: "After you sneaked in last time, the black crow told Gu about this, and if it's really a garbage heap, what are you doing here." β
That bastard!
In his heart, he scolded the black crow he saw last time, Chen Fan saw that his intentions had been recognized, and shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "Okay, haven't I upgraded again?" I just wanted to get something good, but I didn't expect you to squat me here, Lord Xudu, this is really ......"
didn't care about Chen Fan's sarcastic words, and Yu Du still sat calmly on the throne: "Yes? If you have already abandoned the duties imposed on you, why do you want to enter this place without telling you? β
"Oh, that's right," Chen Fan smiled on his face, and in his heart was MMP, "Lord Xudu, you old man also have to talk about some demeanor, right?" I've saved so many worlds before, and this time I'll charge some interest, and you have a lot of it, don't you see that I can do it? β
It's a pity that the drunken people on the throne have no grace: "No." β
Chen Fan choked on a sentence that made him unable to breathe for a long time, and he continued to speak indifferently: "Compared with those who have not been able to awaken themselves, you obviously have your own consciousness, but you are unwilling to perform your duties, and you have not erased your world with the past, you are already open to the net, don't continue to be whimsical." β
Sharp and dangerous words came out of Yudu's mouth, and Chen Fan suddenly fell silent.
After a long time, he raised his eyes coldly and looked at Xudu, whose face was covered by the boundless black cloth: "I'm going to save people, so I don't have time to waste with you now." β
It's a pity that Yu Du was still indifferent, and he didn't even raise a finger, and the invisible force had already stuck Chen Fan's neck.
Realizing that the other party wanted to completely erase himself, Chen Fan Hehe gasped with difficulty, and used all his strength to say three words:
"Mother...... Monkey ......"
In an instant, the invisible force exerted on Chen Fan's neck suddenly skyrocketed, and the next moment it suddenly returned to calm, but it finally left him a room to breathe.
Slowly standing up from the emperor's throne, Yu Du stepped out in one step, and walked directly to Chen Fan over a long distance: "Who told you that?" β
Barely squeezing out an ugly and hideous smile, Chen Fan pointed meaningfully: "Let's make a deal, how about it?" β
Looking at Chen Fan in front of him coldly, he suddenly stretched out his palm without warning and pressed it on his head.
The next moment, the world began to reorganize.
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In ancient times, the heavens and the earth changed, and Nuwa couldn't bear to suffer from disasters, so she refined the five-colored stone to make up for the sky, folded the feet of the turtle to support the four poles, and killed the beasts in the flood, so that all souls could live in peace.
Turtle: ???
Ahem, in short, in the process of mending the sky, a lot of rubble fell into the world, forming a lot of wonders and beauties. And one of the stones that fell on Huaguo Mountain, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth in the long years, and finally in an earth-shattering crack, a monkey girl was born.
Afterwards, a monkey from Huaguo Mountain recalled: "Think about it, why did we dislike the king so much at that time? You're humming songs, eating fruits, and soaking in hot springs. Suddenly a monkey girl popped out of the stone with a loud bang, the hot spring collapsed, the fruit tree fell, you were scared stupid, can you like it? β
Later, the eldest monkey elder in Huaguo Mountain led several of the strongest monkeys up the mountain to take a look, and found that the big stone that had been on the top of the mountain was broken, and only a thin monkey girl stood in place. β
Of course, the monkeys didn't care about the old and the young, and the elders thought that the foreign monkeys were lost, so they kindly took her to a large waterfall in Huaguo Mountain and pointed to the waterhole: "Female doll, you can wash here, right?" β
The monkey girl was not polite, she jumped in and sank to the bottom, and she didn't come up for a long time, so she didn't go deeper, and in the end it was four or five strong monkeys who fought hard to fish her up, and I don't know how this thin monkey died and sank.
Then the elder also had a long experience, so he beckoned the monkey girl to wash on the shore, and then talked about the waterfall above the waterhole, and said with a sad and sighing face, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain agreed with each other when the elder was a child, and the monkey who can jump into the hole behind the waterfall can be king, but unfortunately it has been so long, and none of them have succeeded.
As a result, I saw that the monkey girl who was bathing moved her ears, stroked a handful of wet hair, looked up at the waterfall above, squatted slightly, jumped up dozens of meters directly, and jumped into the hole behind the waterfall against the fierce current.
Splashed Elder with Water on His Face: ???
When the monkey girl finished exploring the cave inside, she jumped out, and was suddenly startled by the black and oppressive monkeys outside. The elder stood at the front of the monkey group with a complicated face, and after considering the words, he hesitated a little and said, "Female doll, I'm afraid you can't be the monkey king......"
Without waiting for the frowning monkey girl to speak, behind the elder, the big monkey, who was considered to be the most promising to jump into the back of the waterfall in Huaguo Mountain, said impatiently: "Don't think about it, there has never been a female monkey as the monkey king, just wait for me to jump in!" β
The monkey girl was not angry, she looked at the big monkey and asked, "What can the female monkey do?" β
The big monkey glanced at the monkey girl's thin body with some disgust: "That's naturally a baby monkey, but you ...... like this."
This time, it was the big monkey who was interrupted: "But I jumped out of the stone, I guess I can't give birth, what else can I do?" β
The big monkey was stunned, and the monkeys also looked at each other, only the elder nodded slightly, thoughtful.
In the end, the big monkey was annoyed and angry: "Anyway, there is no female monkey to be the king, you just can't be the king!" β
That night, after the Monkey Girl knocked over most of the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, the monkeys unanimously agreed that she became the first female monkey king in Huaguo Mountain, and added the word "beauty" on her own initiative, known as the Monkey King.
And just like the other monkeys, the big monkey who once swore against the female monkey king followed behind the monkey girl, looking like he had done his best to die, and listened to the monkey girl's orders.
After becoming the Monkey King, the Monkey Girl also had more things, not only to lead the monkeys to pick fruits and weave leaves, but also to snatch back the baby monkeys captured by humans called "Orion" at the bottom of the mountain. The problem is that after snatching it back, those hunters will still continue to catch the little monkey, and the monkey girl will have to grab it back.
Over time, the monkey girl got annoyed and asked the monkey how you dealt with this before?
The big monkey looked at the monkey girl with admiration, and said that in the past, he could only watch the little monkeys being captured, and it was the king that you were powerful to save them.
The monkey girl was happy and said that I can't be there all the time, what should you do when the time comes?
Looking at the big monkey who was submissive, the monkey girl sighed and said that those Orions are powerful because they have brains and weapons, you are all monkeys from Huaguo Mountain, and you will not be incorrigibly stupid, so as long as you grab weapons, don't you have to worry? That way you can protect yourselves even when I'm not there.
The big monkey hesitated a little and said "King, there has never been a monkey using a human weapon before?"
As soon as the monkey girl's eyes widened, the big monkey withered, and the elder knocked his head with a cane and scolded: "Nonsense, was there a female monkey king before?" The king said yes, then it will definitely do! β
Big Monkey: Elder, after all, don't hit me?!
So in the process of snatching the baby monkey in the new way, the monkey girl snatched back a lot of Orion's weapons by the way. Now the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are much more energetic, dancing all day long with the weapons they snatched, and the hunters who went up the mountain to catch the little monkeys were driven to hug their heads and run away, and over time, the hunters in Huaguo Mountain gradually disappeared, and the monkey girl was also much more relaxed.
But not long after the hunters stopped coming to Huaguo Mountain, the elderly elder lay on a blanket made of leaves one morning and stopped moving, and the monkey girl also experienced the natural law called death for the first time.
At the funeral of the elders, the monkey girl looked at the elders who were gradually buried by the loess, and the group of monkeys who were crying and mourning around her, and yelled impatiently: "Don't argue, why are you crying? β
The big monkey wiped a handful of tears and said that the king, if the elder is dead, the monkeys will die, and the king is no exception, we are crying this. What a monkey, yesterday he was still hitting me on the head with a cane, and today it is gone, and he can't move anymore, he can't laugh, he can't even cry, can he not make people sad?
The monkey girl fell silent, sprinkled the last handful of loess, buried the elder, looked at the sun in the sky and said, Is there no way to live forever?
The big monkey also calmed down a bit, saying that the king, only those heavenly immortals can live forever, but I have never heard of any monkeys who can become immortals.
The monkey girl sighed again and patted the big monkey's head: "There is always a first time in everything, I will go outside Huaguo Mountain to find a way to become an immortal, and you will help me guard Huaguo Mountain here, don't move." β
Monkey: ???
Big Monkey: King, I suspect you're taking advantage of me.
So, the next day, the monkey girl took a pile of dry food, said goodbye to the monkeys in high spirits, and went out to sea in a small boat to find a way to live forever.
Looking at the figure of the monkey girl in the distance, a little monkey in the monkey group suddenly asked, "Mom, why does the king take the boat?" β
The big monkey looked at the little monkey with a smile and replied in place of his mother, "That's because our country is surrounded by sea, and we can only take a boat to go to sea." β
The little monkey said, I'm not asking this, I'm saying, the king can't water, what if he sinks to the bottom? Can't fish in the sea?
Monkey: ......
Looking at the monkey girl who had turned into a small black spot, the big monkey was a little lacking in confidence: "Jiren has his own natural appearance...... Probably. β
Five days later, after being shipwrecked in the offshore sea, she desperately caught a large sea turtle and landed on the shore, and found that she had lost all her dry food, and the monkey girl, who had been hungry for three days, lay on the house of a restaurant in a bazaar, and seriously considered whether to grab a meal first.
And just as she was about to abandon her temperament to grab food, the roof tiles let out an overwhelmed groan, and Kara collapsed into a hole, and the monkey girl, who had been unsuspecting and hungry for three days, fell into the restaurant at once. The diners inside only heard the sound of a roof collapsing, and then a skinny monkey fell, thinking that it was some kind of monster, and immediately scattered in fright.
And when the monkey girl shook her dizzy head and stood up from the mess, she only saw that in the corner, a "person" dressed in black, covering his face with a black cloth with a strange white symbol and a white eye, exuding a cold aura all over his body, did not move at all, and was still "looking" at himself with interest.
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Meanwhile.
At the end of the day's work, King Yama, the de facto ruler of the underworld, walked out of the main hall with his waist stretched, and just wanted to complain about the lack of manpower, and he was in charge of several hells by himself, when he suddenly felt that something was missing in front of him.
It's a strange feeling, as if a familiar sight is missing on your way to work, but it's like you can't remember what it is because your usual presence is so low.
After pondering for a while, King Yama shrugged his shoulders and just wanted to continue going out, when he was suddenly startled, turned his head and stared at the back of the main hall.
The huge black shadow that had always stood behind the main hall was now gone, and the people of the underworld had always thought that it was a big mountain behind the Yama Palace, and they didn't pay much attention to it. But King Yama knew that it wasn't a mountainβ
That is the real ruler of the underworld, a doppelganger of the Emperor Xudu cast in the underworld!
And this doppelganger is gone!
King Yama hurriedly looked up at the sky where there was always only a strange moon in the underworld, but fortunately, the moon was still there.
So...... What is it that can make the doppelganger of Emperor Xudu temporarily leave the underworld? King Yama fell into deep thought.
And after zooming out and stretching to the extreme, I found that the underworld where the king of Yama was located was nothing more than a black dragon robe, with a silver dragon pattern that kept wandering, and his face was covered by a black cloth with strange white symbols and a white eye, exuding a cold aura all over his body, and the "person" who sat on the dragon chair and did not move at all, was just one of the twenty crown pendants he was wearing.
And the moon is just a part of his eye symbol in the eyes of the people of the underworld.
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After staring at each other for a while, the monkey girl couldn't help the hunger in her belly, and hesitantly approached the strange man in black. As soon as she got closer, the monkey girl felt a cold and piercing aura filling the side of the black-clothed stranger, and had to grit her teeth and sit opposite him with this breath, and said a little shyly: "I said, can you give me something to eat?" I see that you are not afraid of me, and I will definitely repay you in the future. β
After staring at each other silently for a while, the strange man in black silently pushed over the small plate containing his food, and then looked at the monkey girl who was gobbling it up, and pointed to the black flag with two big white characters written on his side.
Monkey Girl: "...... I can't read you human stuff. β
Stranger in Black: ......
The black cloth on his face moved slightly, as if he was sighing. Then, he reached out to the monkey girl and gestured for a hand to himself.
The wolf-swallowing monkey girl glanced at him with some disgust, and said in her heart that it was okay to be harassed by the big monkey in Huaguo Mountain at the beginning, why are there still humans to harass herself now? It's too perverted, right?
Belly slander to belly slander, the monkey girl hesitated, but still stretched out her hand and handed it to the guy in front of her who helped her. As a result, the next moment, an extreme cold aura spread up along her hand, looking at the windless black cloth on the face of the stranger in black, the monkey girl felt that she had been trapped, and she was about to break the net, but found that the stranger in black let go.
The monkey girl who was just ready to die but found that the enemy had given up on his own initiative: ???
The strange man in black didn't explain what he had just done, he just picked up the flag beside him, looked at the monkey girl with a guarded face, and after thinking for a while, he opened his mouth and let out a cold tone that could barely distinguish gender and emotion: "I know how to learn to be immortal." β
The monkey girl was stunned for a moment, and shook her head decisively: "I can't believe what you did just now." β
The strange man in black held back for a moment, and then maintained a cold tone: "I'm a fortune teller, that's why I want to touch your hand." If it makes you uncomfortable, I'm ...... hugging."
Before she finished speaking, the monkey girl didn't eat anymore, she jumped in front of him with a brush on the ground, looked at him with watery eyes, and asked curiously, "What is fortune telling?" Sounds so powerful, can you teach me in black clothes? β
Stranger in Black: ......
"Fortune telling, that is, the act of speculating on the fate of people, belongs to the category of metaphysics. The academic study of fortune-telling is called Yixue, also called numerology; The core of the theory is the five elements of yin and yang, the heavenly and earthly branches and the Fuxi gossip, and the theoretical system is more complex and profound.
Fortune-telling in the narrow sense refers to the estimation and prediction of the eight characters of the birthday, that is, the prediction of the four pillars and eight characters and the six pillars; Fortune-telling in a broad sense covers Ziwei Doushu and physiognomy, including face and palmistry, Bagua Liuyao, Qimen Dunjia, etc., and ancient divination, Qingwushu, and Zheng are all in the category of fortune-telling. Fortune telling in a broad sense generally refers to the four-pillar and eight-character prediction. It is recorded in the bamboo slips of the Warring States period that fortune-telling began in the pre-Qin period. β
After saying this, the strange man in black pondered for a moment: "Also, you can call me ......"
"Beiyin."
(ι ι½ (fΔngdΕ«) the Great, also known as the Great Emperor of Beiyin, Emperor Tai of the North, the Great Demon King of the Northern Emperor, and the Emperor of Heaven of Beiyin, the supreme god of the underworld, and the boss of the Five Ghost Emperors and the Ten Palaces of Yama in Taoism, his duty is to rule the six heavenly ghosts and gods of Luo Yu in the six days under the Xudu.) His birthday is September 9. οΌ