Chen Yanyan's phone call suspended the possible crazy attack of the "cow".

When I saw that it was Chen Yanyan's call, she was in that kind of tricky tone, and I was a little panicked.

I said, "I'm at home, where are you?"

"At this point, where am I not at home?

"Ah, actually, I ...... Why are you going back? Take the bus?"

“...... Don't be sloppy, dry red, let me ask you, when will we confirm our friendship?"

"Aren't we friends?"

"However, you introduced me to Lawyer Yun and said that I, yes, you, yes, girl, friend, friend!" What does 'girlfriend' mean?"

"Female ...... Friends, friends, women......"

"How dare you explain! Let me ask you again, when my father and mother said that I slept at your house last night, we had already 'cooked raw rice and cooked rice'?"

"I didn't say 'raw rice cooked rice', you give the phone to my uncle and aunt, I asked them, did I say 'raw rice cooked rice'?"

Chen Yanyan was silent, maybe she covered her mobile phone and asked her parents to verify whether I had said "raw rice cooked and cooked rice".

This thing is usually her mother is blind, her ears are not good, but she is still blindly associated, so she associates my sentence with "raw rice". Her dad can't, her dad is shrewd and capable, he doesn't have the opportunity to operate a business, if he has the opportunity, he will definitely be able to manage the business in an orderly manner.

The final result may have been that her father reprimanded her mother, saying, "The child didn't say "raw rice" because of the dry red, and you think about it! But when I told my daughter, I was robbed by the old man again, and I was not enough to be embarrassed, so I said with a mouth: Although he didn't say "raw rice", what he said was "raw rice". He said you two slept in the same room!

So when Chen Yanyan took down the hand covering her phone, she began to question me, "Did you say that the two of us slept in the same room?"

This sentence makes me hold the evil tiger stubble. I said confidently, "Yes, that's what I said, I'm telling the truth, aren't you sleeping in my house?"

"Yes, but ......"

"However, I also slept in that room, and you said, I said that we 'slept in the same room', and I still can't express it clearly? Is there any ambiguity? There must be ambiguity, that is too evil, who can be so evil-minded!"

I completely extinguished Chen Yanyan, and she didn't say anything for a long time.

As the saying goes, "A good horse is out of the legs, and a good man is out of the mouth." "Speak vigorously, not on the dung. (After this break, readers in the Northeast can understand, but friends in other regions may not understand.) But it doesn't matter, you just have to be a very ridiculous afterword, laugh, and you're done. The effort of the mouth lies in the fast response of the brain, what are the brain cells, how is the cerebral cortex, and what is the language.

The brain is good, that is, smart, smart people are generally not sick, "What do you say, Yan Yan?" I thought about it, so I said what I was thinking.

However, the coherent sentences of this sentence were all in my stomach, and I didn't say it, so of course Chen Yanyan didn't understand it - it didn't mean that she wasn't smart.

Chen Yanyan is actually very smart like me, otherwise how can I say "not a family, not a family"?

"What did I say?" Chen asked me aloud.

"This, that, I'......"

"Don't search your intestines and scrape your belly, I really found out that you are a little crooked!"

"Crooked talent" is also talent! However, who is his mother's invention of the two words "searching the intestines and scraping the belly" and "strong words and reasoning"? The general idiom can be roughly stated, but what are these two so subtle and so accurate?

Next, Chen Yanyan continued to ask me on the other end of the phone, "Ganhong, let me ask you, what did you talk about with Lawyer Yun in the afternoon, and why did you involve two properties?"

I said, "It's not a good time. ”

"What's wrong?"

"Because I just finished eating, there is food in my stomach, and the blood in my body is concentrated in my stomach, and I feel sleepy. ”

"You mean you and Lawyer Yun had a boring conversation?"

I said, "It's not boring, it's too long." Talking and talking, I'm afraid I'll put you to sleep. ”

"Hey, let's just talk about those two properties. ”

"'Two properties'. ”

"What happened to the 'two properties'?"

"I'm not going to have to tell you about it from the beginning, and it's going to be long, and in short, it's 'two properties.'" ”

"I've really let you defeat you! So, I ask and you say. To put it simply, the simpler the better. ”

"Okay. ”

"Whose two properties?"

"Dad, Water"

――The simpler the better, that's how you have to answer.

-- Ask: "Whose two properties?" Answer: "It's one of my dad's." Simply replied, "My dad's." If the simpler the better, I have to answer one word: "Dad", and in the other place, it is Xiaoshui, and the simple answer is "Xiaoshui", the simpler the better, I can only say: "water".

On the other side of the phone, Chen Yanyan sighed and said, "If you answer again, it can be limited to five words." ”

I said, "Okay, just five words." ”

If she doesn't give me a qualification, I should answer her question and say, "Okay, I'll just say five words." But to say that, it's seven words, so I had to delete the words "I" and "a".

If you can understand, my Yan will understand, she's much smarter than you!

Small!

Chen Yanyan was impatient, "Your father's real estate doesn't need to be talked about, of course you inherit it, you just say 'water', what is it? is it material or human?"

I replied, "Man, a woman." ”

Exactly five words, if it were the previous "the simpler the better", I would answer with one word "people".

"'A woman'? a woman's property, what do you inherit?"

I said, "She's sadly dead." -- still five words.

Chen Yanyan, don't pick me, I heard that when Xingbaguwen was written, it was not a matter of three or five words, the number of words in the whole article was limited, one word could not be more and one word could not be less, much stricter than ours!

"She's dead, so what did you inherit from her estate?"

I said, "The heir is Dad." ”

"Who's the dad?!Don't talk nonsense!"

When we Northeast people talk about our relatives, we are all "your father", "my father", "your mother", "my mother", "your brother", "my brother", "your sister", "my sister" and so on. If you don't use personal pronouns, but only talk about your parents, brothers and sisters, as I just said, "the heir is Dad" then it means "our father" - "our common father", which is like taking advantage of her.

Actually, I don't mean to take advantage, it's just limited by the number of words, to say "the heir is my father", isn't there one more word?

"The heir is your father, your father's heir is you, your father dies, and you inherit your father and the two properties of the woman surnamed Shui?"

"That's right!" I complimented her.

――Five words, let's absolutely abide by the rules!

"What is the relationship between that woman and your father, who inherited her inheritance?

"Your milk!" I'm in a hurry, it turns out that women are inevitably not stupid!

Chen Yanyan heard my unusually angry tone, and she didn't answer in five words, indicating that she was extremely angry.

She also suddenly realized what kind of woman this was, but she was not sure, so she asked again, "Don't be angry, Xiaohong, I asked abruptly, I should ask when this woman died, how old was she when she died?"

"After my dad died, this woman was 18 years old. ”

Chen Yanyan asked two questions, and I could answer her in ten words.