Chapter 80: It's all in the belly
"We listen to what the teacher tells us." Zhu Yingrao said.
"But I still want to hear the domineering president, the son-in-law god of war." Lu Dog Wa said, "The words domineering and god of war are very majestic when you hear them." ”
"Teacher Qin, I want to hear mortal immortal cultivators!" Zhu Fan said. The Zhu family seems to be good at cultivating immortals, and there was a Daojun Emperor in the middle period. There was also a carpenter emperor who inherited Zhu Yuanzhang's carpentry work.
"The first lecture ...... of Guoshuliu's "Romance of the Dragon and Snake" Qin Yu ignored the different opinions of the students and began to speak, "Wang Chao is a sophomore in City C, sixteen years old this year, with average height, ordinary appearance and ordinary academic performance, on this day, he met a woman with white running shoes and ponytails in the park who was boxing. The woman is very beautiful and has an extraordinary temperament......"
"In order to let the students understand this story better, the teacher will first tell you about the division of the realm of national arts." Speaking of this, Qin Yu stopped and said.
"The first realm of national arts, bright energy. Exercise the strength of the whole body, and then concentrate, a punch can blow up the air, the power is amazing, that is, the so-called "a thousand gold is hard to buy a sound", this is the realm of bright strength. ”
"The second realm of dark energy: go further, exercise the heart to control the pores of vitality, adjust the center of gravity of the dorsal spine and tail vertebrae in place, so that the whole body muscles and periosteum penetrate, erect dark energy, this is the so-called "through the two veins of Rendu"
"The Third Transformation ......"
"Fourth Dan Jin ......"
"Fifth Gang ......"
"Sixth, breaking the void and seeing God is not bad......"
The crowd listened to it with fascination, and although they didn't fully understand, they always felt very powerful.
Unclear.
"Could it be that Mr. Qin is still a hidden martial arts master, and he has returned to his true nature in the Realm of Perfection?" Xu Da, who is full of kung fu, was secretly puzzled, "No, my days with him are not short, and I have long found out that he doesn't know martial arts at all." ”
"Since he doesn't know anything, how can he make up the martial arts realm one by one, and make it so round?"
"Could it be that the cow eats bamboo shoots and pulls the back - the plague mulberry is all braided in the belly?"
Wang Chao plucked up the courage to talk to the ponytail girl, and learned that her name was Tang Zichen, and Tang Zichen, the girl was very enthusiastic, so he taught him the basics of national arts: strength first to the soles of the feet, the five toes should be locked on the ground like chicken feet, and the thighs are tight, which is called Qijin. After squatting, you have to learn the flippers of ducks and geese, and release your toes to relieve the pressure on your body......" Qin Yu continued to talk about the Romance of the Dragon and Snake.
Just when the crowd listened with relish......
I don't know when, there was already an old man outside the gate of the primary school, with his back against the stone wall outside the school gate. Holding a wine gourd in his hand, he poured himself two sips while quietly listening to Qin Yu blowing the sky inside.
The expression on his face was surprised for a while, disdainful for a while, a faint smile for a while, and a frozen expression for a while.
Suddenly, he stood up and walked into the elementary school.
Qin Yu was talking energetically to the students when he suddenly saw an old man walk in. Unkempt, with big ears and round eyes, and a beard like a halberd, I can't tell the specific age, but it is estimated that he is around sixty or seventy years old. With a bun on his head, he looks like a Taoist priest, and his hair is scattered, like a performance artist.
The clothes were ragged and hung with several strips of cloth, the strips of cloth were held on the ground, and the mud on the clothes was estimated to be thicker than the cloth, and they were still shiny.
Extremely sloppy, and there were several flies stinging around him.
The old man entered the door without saying a word, but went straight to a pile of hay and lay on the hay, and continued to drink his wine as if no one was around.
Because of surprise, Qin Yu stopped talking. Following the teacher's gaze, the students also looked at the man.
"Why don't you blow it, keep blowing." The old man said.
It turned out to be just an old beggar who liked to listen to stories, Qin Yu thought to himself, he didn't pay attention to it at the moment, and continued to talk about the Romance of the Dragon and Snake, "Tang Zichen told Wang Chao that his lower body posture is in place, but his head is not in place, and his head will be volleyed into the void when he is zama......"
Qin Yu didn't care about the arrival of the old man, while Xu Da looked solemn and looked at the old Taoist from time to time.
Time flies very quickly when listening to the story, and just when the crowd has made lye water to refine lard, it is time for school to end in the morning. To make a modern version of soap, just wait for the lye to sit overnight, take the top layer of clearing, and mix it with lard the next day. Of course, it is also necessary to make a mold, but the mold of soap is very simple, two or three minutes.
"Alright, it's time for school, you can go home." At this time, Qin Yu said.
"Dare to ask Mr. Gao's name?" Seeing that the students were gone, the sloppy Taoist stood up and asked politely.
"The contemptible person's surname is Qin, is there anything wrong with the old man?" Qin Yu said, guessing in his heart that he might be hungry and came to escape from him.
"Sir, is there a shortage of manpower here?" The old Taoist asked, "The old Taoist wants to seek an errand with you, and listens to your braggings every day." ”
"There is still a shortage of a janitor, who works part-time to clean classrooms and playgrounds." Qin Yu said. In fact, there is no need for doormen and cleaners in this kind of primary school in remote mountainous areas, but he is really pitiful, and he is estimated to have a few years to live, so he plans to take him in.
Qin Yu was originally a big person, because the money on the card was enough, and he could help poor people when he met them.
"Okay, from now on, Lao Dao will be your doorman." The Taoist said.
"But the school only cares about food, and there is no salary." Qin Yu said, the salary of the widow Xiaoxiao in the village has not yet been settled.
"My old way has always been penniless, eating hundreds of meals and traveling thousands of miles, where do I need any wages?" Humane.
"Okay then." Qin Yu said.
Seeing that the old Taoist actually chose to stay, Xu Da's face was obviously shocked.
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Ying Tianfu, Shen Mansion.
Shen Wansan was sulking in the hall, the last time he heard the servant say that the old man had appeared in Xuyi, he rushed over to meet him, but he didn't even see a figure after he arrived.
had to return to Yingtian with great loss.
As soon as I returned, I heard a report from the two ladies that the grain harvest was very smooth, and almost all the grain and grass had been collected for the household department. Buying low and selling high made a lot of money, and those merchants and wealthy people did not complain.
Although he made money in the business, he was not happy at all not to see the old man. In his heart, even if he earns tens of millions of taels, he is not as good as meeting the old man.
"Master, I have discovered the whereabouts of the old man." Just then, the servant walked in again, and said.
"Where?" Shen Wansan hurriedly stood up from his chair.
"He is in a place called Lujia Village, which is in the mountains near Yingtianfu." Servant.
"Master, his old man is really a dragon, he can't see the end!" Shen Wansan sighed after hearing this, "I was still in Xuyi two days ago, and today it's Yingtian again, I'll go over immediately, this time I must see his old man." ”
"Master, that place is impossible to go!" The servants hurried to stop him.