Chapter 15: What do you want to do with so many people?

In the county office of Guobei County, Chen Chu sat cross-legged and absorbed the aura of this piece of heaven and earth.

Although there is no clear standard for refining the Qi and transforming gods, he feels that the progress should have exceeded half of it, if it is according to the level of cultivating immortals, it is at least the level of the middle stage of refining and transforming the gods, and if he works hard, maybe he will be successful in the late stage when he completes the entrusted task of this world......

The cooperation of the old demon of the Black Mountain in the Dead City of the Underworld is not enough to rely on him, Pudu Cihang and those little centipedes, in the world of ghosts and gods, the speed of cultivating as a powerful person to go down to clear the miscellaneous soldiers is fast!

Therefore, there must be a few big heads in front, so that more "civil" professionals can open the mountain and split stones, and dig through the old demon of Montenegro......

The next day, a sensational thing happened in Guobei County, that is, the county government that had hardly opened the door for many years and would collect high money when opening the door actually opened the door!

A government official stood at the gate of the county office, holding a gong in his hand and a stick in the other hand and beating wildly, shouting to the people on the street: "The county government has opened the door, starting today...... Free to report to the official, free to ascend, no matter you have a big or small matter, family affairs or other things, you can come to report the case! ”

When the people heard this, they all laughed, the county lord is famous for asking for money for death, and the whole process of reporting to the official, drumming requires money, promotion requires money, interrogation requires money, withdrawal also requires money, and even being caught in prison has to pay for prison maintenance! What's the use of the officials shouting two things for free, the poor can't afford to report to the officials at all......

At this time, the county lord walked out of the gate, wearing an official uniform and an official hat, with a round face, a fat brain, followed by two purple-robed nuns, he looked at the people on the street, and said with a painful look on his face: "It's free, no matter what case you come to report, it's free, it's true, come quickly......"

The two nuns walked to the front, clasped their hands together, and said expressionlessly: "The Dharma Protector Pudu Cihang is here, you can report any grievances and grievances, and if there is any place to ask for money in the process, the Dharma Abbot will naturally seek justice for you!" ”

The county lord's face desperately squeezed out a smile, laughing more ugly than crying, doing things for free almost cost his life, can't scrape more grease from these poor ghosts, how ugly it will be when he leaves office and goes elsewhere, the grease is left to the next one to scrape, it is absolutely impossible......

The people still didn't believe the words of the dog officials.

The two nuns clasped their hands together and recited scriptures in their mouths, and suddenly the people present fell into a trance, as if they were in a dreamland, with a strange smile on their faces: "The county lord wants money, but there is a protector to support us, and we should go in and try it if we say anything, if it succeeds, we will no longer be wronged." ”

Soon two ordinary people walked out and entered the county government office.

In the county government room, Pudu Cihang listened to the chanting of the two children, and knew that the people were not easy to fool, so they could only force them to enter the county government by magic.

He was a little puzzled: "The mountain in Guobei County is far away, and these petty officials have almost become local emperors, so I'm afraid it's not very useful to buy this bit of people's hearts, right?" ”

Chen Chu sat on the chair, gently pulled over a cup of tea with a folding fan, and blew away the heat on it: "Fazhang, although you have mastered the hundred officials of the imperial court, the people's will cannot be despised by the people!" Helping the people do a little bit of work is not just as simple as fame. ”

Pudu Cihang is a centipede cultivated into a refinement, more often than not, he thinks about how to become stronger, where do he think about so many twists and turns, coaxing the emperor, and they are all rude people in front of the saints, the big deal is to light up the golden body of the Buddha, and the warlocks who are weak in cultivation have to kneel, not to mention those who have no cultivation......

Chen Chuchu took out a few pieces of paper and slapped them on the table: "There is Lao Fazhang in the form of a reward to help me invite these people out, not wanted, but invitation!" ”

Pudu Cihang took it and looked at it, his face changed, and he looked at the name on it and said: "Yan Chixia, Zhiqiu Yiye, said Zuo Qianhu, and there are many unknown warlocks with high mana?" "It's a hero in the world, summoning so many warlocks over, even if he has the golden body of the Buddha in his hand, he can only flee for his life.

He slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity and asked, "I have sent my descendants overnight to invite colleagues who are good at drilling mountains and rocks, such as pangolins and hedgehogs, and you have invited so many warlocks, don't you trust me?" ”

Chen Qiqi said with a smile: "These warlocks are highly powerful, and the decades of human Dao are comparable to the thousand-year Dao of the Fazhang, when we enter the underworld and have a conflict with the old demon of Montenegro, you say...... Do you stand up to the front alone, or would you rather be up front with these trusty warlocks......"

Pudu Cihang originally thought that Chen Chuchu, an evil cultivator, would only dare to ask them for help, but he didn't expect that the idea would hit those upright warlocks!

He swallowed back the rest of the words, and said lightly: "Naturally, it is good that there are many people, but the poor monk is a prototype centipede, I am afraid that those warlocks will come up and do it without knowing whether they are alive or dead, and it is inevitable that they will have to do it!" ”

Chen Chuchu laughed and said: "I see, the Fazhang doesn't have to worry, now the Fazhang is covered in Buddha light, even I can't tell the truth from the fake!" What do those warlocks have to say, Buddhism has eight heavenly dragons, and there are also divine beasts such as Di Ting, Golden-winged Dapeng, who said that only people can cultivate the Tao and take refuge in Buddhism? ”

Pudu Cihang's mouth opened, and when Chen Chu said this, he felt as if he was really about to become a Buddha in the next second......

If he lived in a few hundred years, he would have known that there is a word called brainwashing, and there is also a place called pyramid schemes......

The county lord of Guobei County felt that he was in pain.

He seems to have returned to the time when he had just been admitted to the promotion of officials, serving the country and the people, and shining all the time!

At this moment, he was sitting in the hall, not daring to slack off at all, even the lazy master on weekdays also had a straight face, as if he was the most righteous person in the world......

They had to.

A super official like the protector of the country, even the emperor has to listen to his words, and if he casually says a few unpleasant words in his ears, they will immediately fall to the ground and take the kind of nine clans.

In the lobby, the county lord was drowsy, but he didn't dare to sleep, if he said something wrong, and if he made a mistake, the nun next to him would let out a cold snort!

Lunch break.

The master came over with a thick stack of paper: "Master, the master asked us to post notices everywhere, saying that we want to gather powerful warlocks to come to Guobei County to discuss the strategy of eliminating demons!" ”

The paper is A4 paper that Chen Chu took out of his pocket, and the portrait on it is directly printed by the computer, which is simply a soul dementor for people of this era!

But at this time, the county lord didn't even take a look.

He was already lying on the table and was about to fall asleep, when he suddenly jumped up like his buttocks were being lit, his hat was crooked, he quickly straightened his hat and asked uncertainly, "Except for the demon?" Wasn't the monster in Lanruo Temple eliminated by Yan Zhutou, could it be that there is a new monster in my Guobei County? I'm bitter, I'm so bitter, I've worked hard to make a few bucks, why do youkai always run this way! ”

His hands trembled like chaff: "Hurry up and post it, those mud legs can't read, just read it to them!" I'm working on the case for free, I can't let them be idle, as long as they understand, I'll send them a piece of paper to help them find it! ”

(End of chapter)