- "I'm rubbing, the proof of promotion to become a 'eunuch'?" someone exclaimed.

"Saiwanjin, you stupid bird, don't take out this kind of rotten thing and stain Young Master Ben's eyes. Someone scolded.

"This kind of bird feather professional grandfather is not uncommon!" the audience scolded.

Saiwanjin snorted and sneered: "You don't want it, someone else wants it." Don't blame me for not reminding everyone, with this certificate, you can embark on the road of eunuchs, and in the future, you may become a close attendant of the emperor's side, under one person, above ten thousand, the whole family can enjoy endless happiness. Do you know that the great eunuch beside His Majesty the Emperor of this dynasty, the 32nd Duke of Dongchang? Back then, he was ruthless enough to cut those words and used a certificate of promotion from the eunuch system to embark on the broad road of the Governor of Dongchang. ”

"What skills does this profession have?" Yi Yun suddenly asked, although he was not interested in becoming a eunuch, but he was very interested in the skills of this profession, so he asked casually, but he didn't expect the person next to him to immediately look at him with strange eyes, and several rich sons who were closer to him even took a step back.

Sai Wanjin said with a smile: "Yi Gongzi asked well, there are several skills in the profession of 'eunuch'. ”

"Action Skill One ......"

"Flattery: Using this skill, you can greatly increase the target's opinion of you. ”

"Passive Skills Two ......"

"Proficient in service: Eunuchs are good at serving their masters, and they can serve their masters very thoughtfully, improving their master's favorability towards you. ”

"Don't sit still: If the eunuch doesn't have that, even if the world's first beauty sits in your arms, you won't be able to raise your lust, of course, you can't think of it. ”

As soon as these skills were recited, the hall was full of shock, everyone was sweating, and even Yi Yun felt that Yali was very big. An Qian, Li Chengyu and other girls simply covered their ears with their hands, and they didn't dare to listen at all.

Only Han Daosi asked innocently: "Cousin, I heard him say 'there is no such thing', what is this?"

Yi Yun Khan, you can't teach your cousin about this, otherwise the cheap cousin will definitely be angry, and the few assassins who were ambushed around him are about to be murderous again, he coughed dryly, and said seriously: "That's a beard, eunuchs don't have a beard, cough!"

"Oh!" Han Daosi tilted his head and said with a smile: "I understand, this promotion certificate can be used as long as there is no beard." ”

Yi Yun nodded: "Mmmm, that's right." A sense of guilt rose in his heart for deceiving an ignorant girl.

At this time, Sai Wanjin on the stage said loudly: "Now start auctioning the promotion certificate of the first-order eunuch system, and the reserve price is two thousand taels." ”

This certificate is cheap enough, but even if it is so cheap, the audience is still silent, and no one said that they want to buy it. What are you kidding, people who can afford two thousand taels of silver are all rich people, who would be stupid to cut off their words as eunuchs?

Seeing that this card was about to be lost, suddenly a crisp woman's voice sounded beside Yi Yun: "I'll buy it!"

Everyone was shocked, and they turned their heads to look together, only to see Han Daosi, who had been following Yi Yun, holding his little hand high, and said with a smile: "I want to buy this card, my cousin doesn't have that to say, he can use it." ”

As soon as these words came out, it was another shock, and I saw countless pairs of sympathetic eyes glaring at Yi Yun in all directions.

Qinglou Xiaohong sighed: "I didn't expect it...... Yi Gongzi, who can make a bed, two people sleeping, briefs, and four-legged poems, didn't have that kind of words, alas...... No wonder I teased him the other day, but he was unmoved. ”

Yiyun was also shocked, Nima, it was all the result of my messing with her. She said I didn't have that, I didn't have a beard!

The ancients regarded beard as beauty, and growing a beard is also a sign of maturity, so everyone on the street has a beard, and if anyone does not have a beard, they will be accused of "having no hair on the mouth and not doing things well", so it is difficult to see a man without a beard on the street. But Yi Yun came from a later generation and didn't like to grow a beard, so his face was shaved relatively cleanly. A lie actually wrapped himself in, which Yi Yun didn't expect.

At this time, countless pairs of eyes stared at Yi Yun and shook their heads together: "Poor child, did you accidentally break it?"

"Not at birth?"

"Maybe he was ignorant when he was a child and cut it himself with a knife?"

"It's miserable!"

A rich boy suddenly realized: "Just now I said that I would exchange five female guards for his first-order combat system promotion certificate, but he refused to change it, it turned out that this is the reason, no wonder ......"

"He kissed his maidservant just now, it's also a perverted vent, right?"

"The women around him are all squeaks, and they can't use them to cover themselves. ”

The hall was full of sighs, and I saw the thugs of the auction house come over, took a silver ticket of two thousand taels from Han Daosi's hand, and then put the golden promotion certificate in Yi Yun's hand, sighed, patted him on the shoulder, and then turned around and left.

Nima ...... Yi Yun wanted to cry without tears, but he couldn't explain it yet, so he couldn't tell his cousin: I lied to you just now, and that was actually not a beard, it was a man's, right?

"Okay, don't look at Yi Gongzi, save some face for others!" Sai Wanjin loudly presided over justice on the stage: "Let's go on, the next promotion certificate is also the last good thing today." ”

He fumbled in his pocket for a while, and suddenly took out two golden certificates, and said with a smile: "These two certificates are bundled and sold, one is a certificate for the promotion of the first-order life department, which can allow an ordinary person without a career to turn into a 'foot merchant', because the 'foot merchant' is very common, I won't introduce it." ”

He paused, picked up the second card, and said with a smile: "This is the promotion certificate of the second-order life department, which can make the first-order 'foot merchant' upgrade to the second-order 'armor merchant'. ”

"Huh?" Yi Yun suddenly became interested, this profession seems to be quite interesting.

I only heard Sai Wanjin continue to introduce: "As we all know, merchants are mainly divided into two departments, one is a weapon dealer, and the second is an armor dealer...... If these two cards are used consecutively, an ordinary person can immediately become an armor dealer, which is very powerful, right? Now start bidding, two promotion cards are packaged, and the auction starts at 20,000 yuan. ”

Hearing the word "cloth", Yi Yun's heart suddenly moved, and she remembered Shui Miao, this poor girl who sells cloth, since the last incident, seems to have been hiding in the Meng Niang Brigade in a very low-key manner, she hasn't paid attention to her for a long time, speaking of which, she is her first woman in this world, and she has a sad past. If I could, I would like to give her a great future.

Yi Yun decided to buy this set of promotion certificates and give them to Shui Miao in an instant, and he raised his voice and said, "Twenty thousand, I want it!"

"Huh?" A group of sons and brothers looked at him, and someone said in a weird manner: "Yi Gongzi who doesn't have that kind of words, you have such a big appetite, can't you just take your eunuch card?" Why did you come here again to reach out and get the 'armor dealer'?"

"You care about me, I can buy it if I like, isn't the auction hall just about money?"

"Twenty-five thousand taels!" Someone said loudly, and everyone looked at it and laughed in unison: "It turned out to be Boss Li of Chengnan Buzhuang, this certificate is quite right for your way, and the cloth in your house can be used to make a lot of cloth armor." ”

Yi Yun frowned, the money on his body was only 30,000 taels, he knew that he didn't rob the militia just now, and wasted 10,000 taels, it seems that it is not a good habit to spend money casually.

"Twenty-five thousand one hundred and one taels. "Yi Yun didn't dare to raise the price too high at once.

"Twenty-six thousand taels!" That Boss Li seemed to be determined to get the proof of the promotion of the armor dealer.

"Twenty-six thousand one hundred taels. Iyun began to sweat.

"Thirty thousand!" Boss Li was too lazy to entangle with Yi Yun for one hundred and one hundred taels, and directly auctioned a high price of 30,000.

Now it's a cheat, and there's no money to fight with him, Yi Yun sighed.

The people next to him began to laugh in a weird way: "Do your eunuch's promising profession well, what kind of armor dealer to fight, Yi Gongzi, don't cross the line as a man." ”

"That's right, how powerful the eunuchs are, they can enter the government to serve the emperor, so you don't want to be a businessman......"

"Yo, why don't you increase the price, is there no money?"

"If you don't have money, don't learn how to decorate a lot of money, hahaha!"

Yi Yun was so depressed that he couldn't refute it, he really didn't have any money...... At this time, Lu Xi, the poor assassin next to him, suddenly stretched out his hand and handed over her one hundred taels of silver tickets, and said, "Although I don't know why, I feel that you really want to buy those two certificates, and I will also give you this silver ticket, and lend it to you......"

"One hundred taels is used by a sister?" Yi Yun sighed, but Lu Xi wanted to help him after all, Yi Yun gave Lu Xi a grateful look, and then grabbed a handful of change, including all the change left after he rewarded the miscellaneous soldiers, and bet it together: "Thirty-one thousand four hundred and thirty-five two hundred and thirty-one cents!"

"Wow, so ruthless?

"Hmph! 35,000 taels. Boss Li of Buzhuang mercilessly rose another 5,000.

All of a sudden, he completely knocked Yi Yun down, and he couldn't get any more money.

It seems that I have to give up...... Ewan sighed.

At this moment, Han Daosi, who was standing next to Yi Yun, suddenly spoke again: "Does my cousin want it? I'll buy it for you! I have a lot of money." ”

She reached out and touched it in her arms, took out a pile of crumpled silver tickets, unfolded them and looked at them carefully, selected one of them, and said with a smile: "Ha, this denomination is the smallest, just use it!"

"I'll give 100,000 taels!" Han Daosi waved the silver ticket in his hand and said, "I used up the two thousand taels of change just now, and now the smallest silver ticket on my body is this one." ”

Evan: "......"

Buzhuang Li Boss: "......"

Everyone: "......"

"I'm dizzy, little girl, you can't have drawn that silver ticket yourself, right?"

"Little girl, do you know what the concept of a 100,000 taels of silver ticket is?

The crowd of onlookers strongly questioned the authenticity of the silver ticket.

Han Daosi spread his hands: "This is definitely a real silver ticket, it grew from the tree in the back garden of my house, I picked it from the tree with my own hands, is there still a fake?"

Everyone: "......"

Nima, the long silver ticket on the tree in the back garden?

In this auction house, there happens to be a shopkeeper of the Chengdu branch of Dameng Qianzhuang, which is the state-run money bank of Dameng country, and there are shopkeepers in every big city, and its status is equivalent to the president of the Chengdu branch of the Bank of China in later generations. He walked over to Han Daosi and said seriously: "Little girl, drawing a silver ticket by yourself is counterfeiting currency, which is an illegal act, and if you are caught, you will go to jail." ”

(To be continued)