Chapter 24: The Paper Man
Lang Yuzhu reads poetry and books, but he also has his own preferences, and he is not interested in the theory of yin and yang medicine, so he has no good way to deal with the young lady, so he can only look at the house and shout: "Lady, lady, Ergou's lady has severe abdominal pain, come and see what's going on." ”
After a while, Yan Ruyu came out, and she had a piece of red silk hanging on her cheek, which she basically saw people like this on weekdays.
She helped Ergou's wife to sit down on a wooden chair in the hall, covered her hand with a piece of cloth and stroked her abdomen, asked for the location, the pain, checked the corners of her mouth again, thought for a moment and said: "I need to kill a live chicken, remove the hair and no blood, I can't get blood, who will do it?" ”
Ergouzi immediately stood up: "I'll come when I go!" ”
Lang Yuzhu is a talent who doesn't go to the kitchen, Yan Ruyu is not bloody, of course his second dog did it, and it is his wife who wants to save it......
Chen Qiqi and Ah Clam sat there and didn't speak, in other people's homes, it was rude to give suggestions at will, and only stand up when the host family needed help. Ah Clam's gaze kept falling on the belly of the second dog lady, and the corners of her mouth were raised, revealing an extremely strange smile.
Ah Clam subconsciously licked his lips, felt the gaze, turned his head to look, and saw Chen Chuchu staring at him! He only felt a cool breath rushing from his back to Tianling Gai, and his smile became embarrassed: "Childe...... My thoughts are pure, and they have nothing to do with this little lady, you believe me. ”
He knew that Chen Qiqi still remembered the matter of the Fan family's little lady Ah Mei.
Whether he can survive from the hands of this evil god, he can only pin his hopes on the eldest brother who he has not seen for a long time, and can only hope that the eldest brother will really find the legendary Wutong Demon God.
Alas.
Fuck.
Chen Qiqi suddenly said: "You are scolding me in your heart? ”
Ah Clam called out to see a ghost, and said with a smile: "How can it, the status of the son in my heart surpasses everything, and it is too late to provide for it, how can I scold?" ”
At this time, the second dog came over with a plate of chickens, as Yan Ruyu said, the chickens were killed directly without bloodletting, only the feathers were removed.
Yan Ruyu said: "Take out the chicken heart and put it in your lady's mouth, remember not to swallow, and wait until there is a foreign body in the throat to open your mouth and aim at the chicken in the basin." ”
The second dog lady hurriedly did so, endured the smell of chicken heart and put it in her mouth, and after waiting for a while, her face was distorted, and she looked painful while holding her stomach......
The second dog wanted to step forward, Yan Ruyu made a forbidden action, stretched out her hands and gently rubbed the little lady's abdomen and slowly pushed it up, only to see the little lady's eyes widen, bend over, open her mouth, and the chicken heart fell from her mouth into the basin.
A terrifying scene appeared, and the head of a centipede poked out of her mouth, at least the size of a baby's fist, and she didn't know how to get in. The centipede smelled the bloody smell of the attack, struggled to crawl out, and fell into the basin with a clatter, frantically devouring the chicken, which was more than a meter long.
Lang Yuzhu was stunned, there was such a big centipede in the world.
Ah Clam subconsciously wiped the saliva on his lips, and the centipede, which was devouring chicken, suddenly stopped moving, raised his head to look at Ah Clam, his body became stiff, and then bent up, like a spring shooting into the mouth of the little lady......
Chen Chuchu: "A clam! ”
He blamed Ah Clam just now, it turns out that this is the reason!
Yan Ruyu saw that the centipede was going back, so she didn't care about anything else, so she stretched out her hand and grabbed the centipede's tail! The centipede struggled a few times, turned its head and bit it, whew, the red shadow flickered, and the centipede disappeared from Yan Ruyu's hand, and then looked, it actually appeared in the hand of the scholar named Qingwan.
Ah Clam took out a bag out of nowhere and happily put the centipede into it: "I'm sorry, I have always liked to eat centipedes, whether it is roasted or steamed or raw, it is extremely delicious, and I am willing to buy this thing and those little centipedes for five taels of silver!" ”
The second dog was shocked: "Just take this kind of thing." ”
Wait, isn't it just a centipede, where is the little centipede? Ah Clam walked over, holding a teacup in his hand and covering the back of the little lady, and tapped rhythmically. The little lady was nauseous again, constantly spitting out sour water from her stomach, and even bile, until finally she vomited out seven or eight small centipedes......
Ah Clam is not too dirty, and put the little centipede up: "Laughing, centipedes like yin, women are yin, don't sleep in a cool and humid place, otherwise this is the result." ”
The second dog and the little lady thanked them and left.
Yan Ruyu bowed and said, "Thank you Qingwan Gongzi for helping." "If it hadn't been for the lightning that Clam had just grabbed the centipede, she would have been bitten by the centipede......
Poison will not poison death, but it will not go if it leaves a black spot.
Lang Yuzhu is at home, Yan Ruyu forbids him to read, as long as he doesn't study and does something else. Lang Yuzhu loves reading to the core, and he also loves this lady who came out of the book, no matter how unwilling he is, he can only agree.
Chen Qiqi and Ah Clam had already seen Yan Ruyu's appearance, and they were about to leave, but Yan Ruyu was saved by Yan Ruyu instead of Lang Yuzhu, because Lang Yuzhu's character really didn't have many friends, and even relatives were reluctant to come over. After all, no one wants to come all the way here to listen to Lang Yuzhu read.
Dinner, on the table, the delicacies are full of color and aroma.
Chen Chu thought of the plot in the original book, Yan Ruyu was targeted by Fujian county officials because of her beauty, and finally hid in the book and failed to avoid dying in the fire, although Lang Yuzhu finally took revenge with an attitude of almost burning jade, but it was far from enough for Yan Ruyu's life.
He thought for a moment in his heart, and said with a smile: "In the next country, in addition to reading, I also know some techniques, Brother Lang, Mrs. Ling's beauty is like a fairy, I should have said some blessings to you, but a thousand blessings are not as good as a word of advice." ”
Lang Yuzhu was pushed by Yan Ruyu, and hurriedly picked up the wine glass and said, "Where Brother Chen said, if I can't listen to it, those books will be read in vain......"
Chen Chuchu said: "I look at Mrs. Ling's face, and soon after giving birth to a child, there will be a catastrophe, which will be killed in the fire, and Brother Lang will also be imprisoned!" ”
Lang Yuzhu was stunned for a moment.
Yan Ruyu touched his hand, and her face showed a look of grievance: "Women are the ones who please themselves, and the concubines are happy because of their appearance, and they are also worried because of their appearance, and they always feel that sooner or later they will cause disaster because of this appearance." If Gongzi Chen doesn't say these words, it won't be long before I will talk to Xianggong......"
Chen Chuchu said with a smile: "Yan Niangzi is transformed from the elves in the book, right?" ”
Yan Ruyu thought for a moment: "Elf? Essence and aura, it seems to be true, my body is a humanoid Weaver Girl picture, as a bookmark hidden in the book for a long time, because I feel the love of the book, there is a feeling, and the illusion comes out. ”
Chen Chuchu took out a stack of humanoid women from his pocket and put them on the table and asked, "I heard that ghosts can draw skin and change appearance, but I wonder if Mrs. Yan, as an elf in the book, can she exchange her appearance with a paper person?" ”