Chapter 2 Pangolins
Chen was about to answer the question of the black bean, when suddenly a burst of laughter came from a distance, and an old man sat upside down on the donkey and mocked wildly towards the ground, wrapped in a cloud of glow and slowly went to the sky......
That's Zhang Guolao?
Chen Chuchu didn't expect to meet the plot of the pangolin missing the first opportunity to become an immortal just after he came over.
Although this "Journey to the East" is about the 10,000-year-old demon Tongtian Sect Master breaking the spell and needing eight immortals to return to his place to eliminate it and lift the catastrophe of heaven and earth, the seemingly ordinary monster of the pangolin runs through the plot before and after.
Chen Chuchu felt that it would be better to change the name of "Journey to the East" to "The Tragic Legend of the Pangolin".
The pangolin wanted to become an immortal in the early and middle stages, but there was no immortal to teach, because the monster was looked down upon by all kinds and wanted to take the elixir to become an immortal, but Zhang Guolao picked a peach! Even so, the Tongtian Sect Master wanted to pull him into the gang, but the pangolin did not agree, and only after experiencing setbacks and disheartenedness did he take refuge in the Tongtian Sect Master......
The old crane had a childish face, wore a Taoist robe, and sat on a donkey very chic.
After a while, I saw a young man of twenty-eight or nineteen, carrying a black pot, walking out of the woods dejectedly, with a soap-colored square cloth wrapped around his head, wearing shabby clothes, and his face full of the word anger!
He was a pangolin, he was depressed, he didn't notice Chen Chuchu who was standing in the distance, thinking that "there was no one around" and immediately slammed the pot to the ground, covering his face with both hands and crying bitterly: "Why, it doesn't matter if the little ginseng essence can't be caught, finally Fuyuan found the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu stew, and was actually eaten by the stinky Zhang Guolao, and his stupid donkey also ate it......"
The more I think about it, the more aggrieved I become.
Pangolins are bouncing in place, eager to trample a hole in the ground.
The snot and tears hung on his face: "God, why is it so unfair, thieves can also become immortals, what is the truth!" I put up with the thief Zhang Guo when he was old, why did the donkey also become an immortal, it was too much......"
Forget it, if you have a chance, you must be good-looking!
When he was secretly ruthless in his heart, he suddenly saw a Taoist standing in front of him, and he immediately wiped away his tears and snot with his sleeve, as if nothing had happened......
Seeing that Chen Chu was wearing a Taoist robe, and he was actually carrying a pet, the pangolin thought uncontrollably thought of Zhang Guolao, and he was angry, pointing at his nose and spitting fragrant words indiscriminately: "It's a stinky Taoist again, you cultivators are hypocritical, and you will only do some things like stealing chickens and touching dogs!"
I'm doing brute things with a sanctimonious appearance! I curse you that you will not become immortals for the rest of your life. ”
Chen Chuchu: "......"
Good fellow, you protected animal is so crazy that you can get scolded for standing here.
He took out a handful of dust from the space and shook it lightly twice, and said with a smile: "This friend, pointing at the nose of a Taoist priest and scolding him for not being able to become an immortal, this is too much!" I've been wronged by others, and I can't throw my temper on me......"
"None of them are good!" The pangolin was dismissive: "What if I scold you?" He saw that Chen was in his twenties at the beginning, but he had a pitch-black beard, and he looked weird, and his cultivation was definitely not high.
"Look at what you said, if I see other monsters doing evil, just because you are also a monster, I will put the blame on your head and then kill you, are you willing?"
Chen Qiqi said.
The pangolin was depressed and speechless, his wrist flicked, a complete spear sprang out from his cuff, and he snorted coldly and said, "Whether you want it or not, it depends on whether my spear agrees or not!" I'll teach you a lesson first, and then I'll know how to speak politely when I meet Uncle Ben! ”
He took a step forward, and the spear turned into a phantom in the air!
Well done!
Chen Chuchu also wanted to try the strength of the pangolin, in this drama, the eight immortals who did not become immortals almost did not beat the pangolin.
The pangolin is a good unit of strength......
The sword on his back came out of its sheath and fell into his hand, the sword light flickered, and the head of the spear was opened, and it shrouded the top of the pangolin's head!
If you are a connoisseur, you will know if there is one!
Chen's initial sword light was domineering, the pangolin held the gun with both hands and waved it tightly around, the gun and sword collided, the fire splashed, and the wrist felt a faint pain in the tiger's mouth, but his heart sank to the bottom, just to vent the depression in his heart, he didn't expect to kill this Taoist at all, he didn't expect to meet a hard stubble......
This person seems to be in his twenties, how can his cultivation mana be so pure?
It's really unlucky, just take a few casual hits, just find a chance to slip away......
Thinking of this, the pangolin laughed: "Stinky Taoist, although it is a fighting method, the more important the weapon, my spear is much longer than your broken sword, you be careful not to let me stab it!" ”
The spear was stuck in the ground and picked it hard, and the ground suddenly exploded continuously, and the dust was flying, and it was almost impossible to see! The pangolin smiled and put away his spear, hid in the dust, stepped on his feet with both hands, the ground became as soft as a swamp, and his body sank down without any barrier, and he didn't forget to mock before leaving: "I want you to look good next time!" ”
Here it is, this is the natal power of the pangolin, the pangolin!
Chen Chuchu also smiled, holding a sword in his left hand, forming a magic seal in his right hand, slamming into the ground, cracks quickly rushed out from his right hand, and an explosion occurred not far ahead, and the pangolin exploded from the ground, holding his waist and shouting: "How is it possible, Tu Dun is my housekeeping skill......
"You ......"
"Escape!"
Before the pangolin could hear what Chen was going to say, he immediately fled to the ground, and this time he went down a few hundred meters vertically and then turned around and ran......
Chen Chu's handprint smashed on the ground several times in a row, and several craters exploded around it, but there was no pangolin anymore.
It's okay, it's the early stage of the Eight Immortals, Zhang Guolao should be the third to become an immortal, the first two are Tie Guan Li and Han Zhongli, among the eight immortals, the simplest one to become an immortal is Tie Guan Li Li Xuan.
Li Xuan was born to love beauty, followed Taishang Laojun to practice, one day he wanted to go out of his body to travel for seven days, and explained to his disciple that if he didn't come back for seven days, he would be considered dead, and it didn't matter if his body was burned or buried! When Li Xuan returned on the sixth day, he found that his body had been turned into ashes and buried in the grave.
It turned out that his apprentice's mother had something to do and had to rush back, for fear that the body would be eaten by jackals, tigers and leopards if it was left unattended, so he had no choice but to burn! Li Xuan's soul will disperse if he can't get the body, and after looking for a long time, he found that there was a lame old beggar's corpse by the river, and he had no choice but to possess him, but he didn't expect Taishang Laojun to appear and make him an immortal!
also told Li Xuan that this body would follow him forever, and even say a word, so that the ugliness can see people's hearts clearly......
Chen Chuchu also took it.
The eight immortals have basically been decided, the first few people are simpler than the other, there are stealing to become immortals, there are confessions to become immortals, and others become immortals after a beating, in short, all kinds of reasons to arrange! The more troublesome thing is Fei Changfang, who is angry, even if Tie Guan Li chases and feeds the elixir, he refuses to become an immortal.
Lu Dongbin is even more outrageous, jumping repeatedly between becoming an immortal and going mad, I have become an immortal...... I'm not an immortal again......
(End of chapter)